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Excuse me, sorry, I thought I had a little bit more time with that song so I Started eating hang on Sure lucky they Tanner. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo boy that dog just got a Meal handed to him But he deserves it.

Hi everybody Happy the Friday it feels like oh, it's happy Halloween Okay, we got there. That's all you're getting Tanner, bro. I wish I could see this little piglet here I say that and then I put Brad Stags on the screen You're gonna say at least you faded the song out and didn't just slam into it.

Oh Rank amateur wait, did it cut off real quick? No, I said you oh it did. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah Well, no, I'm you just Well, I mean normally the song kind of ends like that but that one actually faded itself You didn't have a hand in that I still no no that's just You know songs used to do that y'all they used to fade right back Yes, yes Kelly Smith ladies and gentlemen joining us. What are we slamming into? Let me tell you this I trust Brad Stagg so much that I haven't had a chance to listen to this I trust her I Can you play it from there? I swear dog get out. Yeah, he's knocking stuff over y'all.

What's he eating? Mostly red But you know what I got that red light thing going for him and you know it comes with these cool song guys is here What do you think y'all should I start wearing these? Really good for you Have like whole like red light sauna as you can go to and it reach your DNA and all that right There's a school of thought that That you don't need to That you shouldn't wear the glasses so the red light can kind of get in through don't stare at the light But then it's coming in isn't a big deal. What do you think if you're nice? I'll show you this one.

Oh That's what she said right this is Michael V sent this to me and This thing if you didn't see it this morning this thing is like the Sun Oh, wow and is that that's for that's for healing right? Well, yeah Kelly's ducking. What are you afraid? I'm gonna aim it at you. I have a stigmatism.

You'll blind me. I have a go detector Since we're all sharing things It's a ghost detector. So you like it has ghosts the ghost meter. Well, you know what I had a ghost meter in here, too You know, I like it's my Roku remote Tell that's a good yes, I'm gonna bring it We're gonna play doctor next Kelly, thank you for making time here.

We promised me doctor today Keith. I'm sorry that I'm sorry that you are with us Wow, I'm glad for us old and Got little lights on it and stuff but For those wondering miss Rebecca still hanging out and bonding with her sweet little bundle of joy She's an organ Who's wait who's nor can the baby? She's not well the baby's nor can she's she? She's yeah They're both nor can I mean they're both working.

Yeah, so anyhow, I'm so grateful For Kelly to make time and hang out with us She knows what she's getting I do. I'm also Norwegian by heritage. I mean, I know yeah, that's the rule shoes to fill But you know What what I wasn't nothing Hey, you know before we go any further Norwegian wood I'm 50% Norwegian. I won't tell you which do you have a little Norwegian wood in you Not today So Rubber soul, that's you know, that's my favorite Beatles album now that you mentioned it Did you know that on the on the Abbey were and I was never a big Beatles fan It was later in life that I became not obsessed, but I like them but on the Abbey Road Oh look at that the nice dog So if you want to donate to the cause for Brad Staggs, that's his Venmo, do you have a Venmo QR code Kelly?

Why not? Of course, I do you want to hear about Paul McCartney's feet? He does not wearing any shoes in the Abbey Road cover like everybody else knew that probably but he's not He's the only one not wearing shoes.

Oh, is there a reason why? He didn't bring his shoes that day or something. It was weird It was like he brought a pair of sandals and then he didn't wear them and if there's a whole A story about the way they took that picture of the four of them in the crosswalk and the people in the background and where they are Let's stupid things you never needed to know People in the background and all that stuff and Kelly hang out hold on to your QR code for just a second here Oh, he goes back around. I'll hold it look up the the video for That's good off your roaring start the verb or what's the one where he's walking through the city?

Somebody who's walking through the city Richard Ashcroft and he's bumping into people and only half the people he's bumping into just for effect for the video as he's walking down New York City streets only about half of them knew what was going on the other half are like seriously reacting like what the hell if you know the video Yeah, did you say the verb? Yeah the verb I think What's it called She's They got sued over that one because it's got the riff. Yeah bittersweet symphony is the one they got sued over cuz got Part of like the rolling stones in it. Yeah Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Yeah That video Go yeah, yeah, somebody sued though. I can't remember who but yeah the Rolling Stones did He's was at the stone rolling stones one and got all the money for that single Which was their biggest hit but then later they let it go so whatever money they make now G I mean, isn't it fair if they if they if they stole the or they what do they steal it or there's a sample or is that just imitation or you know, are there any new combinations of of of cords? You know what?

Hold on. I'm thinking ice got sued by Rolling Stone. No vanilla ice used Queen. Queen. Yes.

Yes. Because because the famous clip is vanilla ice. We were trying to say that it was different, but it was like there was yeah and uh Nah dit lah wah Jingle. So the verve were sued by Alan Klein, the manager for the Rolling Stones and later by Andrew Oldham Orchestra. The suits were for copyright infringement, related to the use of a sample from the stone song The Last Time.

And then the band lost ALL, the songwriting and publishing Royalties for the song that Mcjagger and Keith Richards later returned the royalties to the verb in 2019. Well, they gave them the money too that they had earned. I mean, look, when you're the Rolling Stones, you probably have plenty of money.

You'd be like, yeah, give them that bank account. I'm just mad that we lost DMX and Coolio, but Keith Richards is still alive. Like how? Wait, Coolio's dead? Yes, Coolio died like a year ago. I don't know that I knew that. Isn't that terrible? Did I know that? I think it was like last summer or something.

I of course want to give a shout out as always. Shit, he's been dead for three years. Oh, shit.

20 September 28, 2022. Damn. Thank you, Hero West for always putting this stuff up at themikeshow.com. It's right there. It's right there. And he does the great thumbnails. He had the Scooby Doo one, which is on the wall behind. That was like a brand new brand.

I'm trying to think of another word there like hologram or something, but that's not it. I'm the cat. Projection.

Projection. Saturn back. Oh yeah, look, he got Saturn behind you too, Mr. In honor. Is it Henry?

Is that your name? The Henry, Henry repeating arms. Badass guns by the artist Leon Ivy, Jr. Better known as Coolio. Coolio. Nice.

Okay. Gabby, I know you're out there. Thank you for all your help on the Instagram.

She's always putting stuff over there. Follow at themikeshow on Instagram where you'll find clips featuring Brad and Kelly talking about fun stuff over the. I forgot. I forgot what Kelly was on there for. I think it was like a phelonious assault.

Yeah, it was obviously from the last Barflea episode. Armed and dangerous. Which in other words, you guys. Just like the monkeys. Just like the monkeys that were in Mississippi that were armed and dangerous. Oh, they were. That's right. The Herbius monkeys.

While I'm here, while you are here. Phelonious monkeys. I got it. Phelonious monkeys. No, just say that's a great name for a group. That is a great name for a group. Yes.

Phelonious monkeys. But before I forget, I want to put you on the spot. December 11th. I hope you'll be here for another Barflea episode. The two of you.

So do you have your QR code, Kelly? Oh. Make some money. See, my birthday. Is that my late birthday present?

Oh, yeah. You had a birthday weekend. Last weekend. Did it go well?

Yeah. How'd you celebrate your 24th? You don't drink though, right? I do drink.

I'm drinking right now. Because you're 21. You turned 21.

I'm drinking. Look at that. There's your Venmo.

If you'd like to. Venmo with my cute little face on mine. I was about to say. Not as cute as Brad though. How funny would that be if her picture froze and it was just Venmo the whole time?

It was just Venmo the whole time. No. Kind of like what I do right here. How cute would it be if I changed my picture to Brad? Yeah. My. That would not be cute at all. My beard is.

I don't. So, Halloween. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. What are your boys going to dress up as?

So, the youngest. He's very sensible. He is a Libra. He is going to be a construction worker because that's what he wants to be for like when he grows up. The 10-year-old is a little bit more unconventional. He is going to be huggy-wuggy.

Huggy-wuggy. It is terrifying. It is a character from a video game and it's got like the big mouth with the teeth. I mean, it's like a whole head full body costume. It's this blue thing. It like scared the dogs when he put it on. Scared me.

What do you do? Oh my. Pick up a picture. Yeah.

Put a picture of it. Mercy, hang on a second. Oh no. It's terrifying.

Okay, y'all. Hide the kids. We're about to see something scary. What the?

This is what my 10-year-old is going to be. How are you living here? That's it. It's terrifying. You're letting him walk around like that. He's trying to find himself. He's in that little tween stage. Yeah.

How would you say it was? He's 10. And how old's the other?

The construction worker. We've just turned eight. That's creepy. He's a Leo. You know, he likes the attention.

Wow. He's going to be like. That thing's like it could eat you.

It's terrifying. Uh-huh. Cool.

So I'll send y'all pictures. So Brad, when you pass out candy tonight, you're going to be spooky and whatnot? Are you going to take that mask off and put on? I just do what my dad used to do and turn off all the lights and hide.

That's smart. Did y'all see how expensive candy is this year? That's like for like $25. For a bag. It's crazy.

Yeah, HEB, like they were expensive. You know, um, hey Brad, you know our mutual friend Jeff Fisher from the Pat Grey Unleashed show over on the Blaze. I love that show. I watch it. Oh, do you?

Well, thank you so much. So he, uh, he has a great plan for people like yourself that don't want to get out. What's his name? Well, his name is Jeff Fisher. He's on the Pat Grey Unleashed program. Wait, is he the coach for Tennessee? No. That guy got fired a decade ago. Oh.

There's another Jeff Fisher. That's weird. Yeah.

And so Jeffy, uh, who I mentioned from the Blaze is Pat Grey Unleashed. He sets out a bucket out front there and, and, and it says, you know, just take one. And so, so it'll be empty though.

And the kids will roll up there and they'll think that they missed the fund, but he didn't have to pay for any of that. That's actually smart. I'm gonna jump it out one year and some kids stole it and broke it and left it in the street and I was mad about it.

So I don't leave buckets out anymore. What? I'm okay with the little pranks. Like I'm here for it, but don't break my bucket. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't break my bucket. There's a social contract. That's a T-shirt. Right? That's a social contract.

I live in a decent neighborhood too. Like what the heck? Yeah. So you mentioned the huggy-wuggy thing. And, and, uh, there's actually an article here that I have that says, the headline is half Halloween decorations become too scary. I said what the thing? Have you guys, I actually had this thought. I don't know where I was.

Home Depot, Lowe's, something. And, and, and there's stuff that was out was just like, it was horrifying. And, and so when this article popped up in my feet, I thought, okay, so it's not just me.

And it just goes into like, there's quiet little neighborhood, whatever. There's a ton of blood. There's dismembered bodies. There's a child severed head. Why not? Your neighbors are disturbed people. And I just wonder, have we gotten to that point in our society where maybe we could start to pull back on some of this insanity because it's really getting. Have you heard of the haunted house?

I read an article like a week ago and it's somewhere, I don't like Indiana or something, but like you have to sign a waiver to go in. It's that scary. Like people don't make it past like the first 10 minutes ever. Like, but you have to like, Is that a hung in the house? It's a haunted house, but like they can put their hands on you, but you agree like they can cut your hair or like they can give you a tattoo or you're going to be smirred. I swear to God, it's a thing. Hang on, time out.

We got to, we got to explore these one at a time. They're not really going to do that. It's a dark, it's a dark house where people, be stupid, be your, your, your herky, jerky, scared and stuff and there's scissors in there. Yes. And they're going to dunk you, cut your hair tattoo. A tattoo is one of them.

Like you have to agree. Like you might get a tattoo while you're there. I swear to God. That's that just so that when they accidentally bump you, they can go, Well, you look, you agreed to get a tattoo and you're signed. Bugs, they'll put bugs on you.

Like a lot. They'll put you in a bathtub and like throw a bunch of lies. Give me a tattoo before you can start tossing bugs on me. They'll put you naked in a bathtub. Naked.

Well, why would you get a bathtub fully clothed? That's stupid. That's fair.

Tushay. But this article talks about how neighbors are lodging complaints. No, that's stupid. Don't be doing that. It's how.

No, not lodging complaints. I love this quote though from somebody says, it bothers me because I think it says something about the character of our culture. Oh, she's up. I'm sorry. She's a licensed clinical psychologist specializing in trial. She says it feels what is being prioritized is being the most outrageous. And I think we need some self-imposed restraints on what we put out there because it reflects our thoughtfulness. Now, maybe this article gets a little too caran-ish.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But I actually am just wondering if the phenomenon is just not in my head, huh? It just seems like it's getting more realistic.

It's getting more gory. And I just don't understand. See what this works. Take it. And I know that it will.

But see if this, if you take this. One's got skeletons and suggestive poses, a pole, and it's all out in the open where kids walk to school. So of course we had to come see it for ourselves. Now I'm here to figure out what this means to the family focus. It's in a neighborhood.

They got complaints because there was a skeleton on a stripper pole. And their shirt says pinpoint weather. He's the weather guy. I think this is in Florida.

I think it's like Channel 10 in Florida. Community and where the line gets drawn between Halloween fun and what's appropriate in neighborhoods like this. Gabriella, who lives right across the street, says she sees it as all in good fun. Oh, by the way. Gabriella's a part of the pants.

No problem. I can see it together. She might as well have done it naked. I was going to say thank you for dressing up for the news crew. Yeah, she says her two kids love it too.

I have two kids and they like to see the skeleton. They are dancing. No problem for us. But not everyone in the neighborhood agrees.

All your kids are going to be troubled. In addition to the anonymous tip, we found heated debates on the neighborhood social media page. One poster said, I don't see stripping as art. Whether it's skeletons or cartoons, I wouldn't want my kids exposed to sexual innuendos. Another responded, if you want to see it as sexual, that's your take. You want to show the skeleton removing clothes? How do you know if it's a female or male skeleton?

Thank you. I mean, it's just so stupid. Yeah, this whole thing is... Another neighbor said, we live here too.

This is very inappropriate. One resident even contacted the homeowners association, which replied, unfortunately, the HOA cannot do anything about this. Halloween decorations are allowed and residents can put up whatever holiday decorations they prefer. The HOA advised that the offended neighbor should wait until Halloween is over next weekend when the display will come down. Meanwhile, Gabriella says she's more worried about the scary gory displays than this one. I'm afraid when they put a lot of some scare things with no hat, something like that, but this is so fun.

There's no problem here. Whether they're for or against it, neighbors in this neighborhood can expect to keep seeing this display until after Halloween. I mean, can you imagine where they complain that that's a stripper? I mean, you wouldn't even know it's a stripper pole if it wasn't. I mean, if you didn't know what a stripper pole was.

If it was your first day on earth. Right. Just, yeah.

Is that a male or a female skeleton? I mean, Gabrielle. Gabrielle is. If Gabrielle is out there passing out candy. I'm going trick or treat. I mean, that's why there's a lot of people at the house.

He's on that pole. I'm going to get you some candy. Come on. Oh, my God.

Okay. So, speaking of scary, Ms. Kelly, you have had a remarkable life in that. And if you missed yesterday's deep dive with Tom Carr, the ghost hunter, I would encourage you to watch it. It's going to be in the library. It's on the YouTube channel. Anyway, wherever you find the Thursday deep dive, you can scroll down here, but don't do it now because we're busy. We're here.

Yeah. So I would encourage you to watch that because that's the second time, maybe the third time, third time that Tom's been on talking about ghosts and stuff. And there's some interesting things, experiences which Kelly has had. That's a good experience. What is that?

What, okay. What is your theory as to why you have had so many strange encounters with spirits and stuff? I think it's because I'm RH negative.

I swear to God. No, they say, they said they, that people that are RH negative have like exponentially higher paranormal experiences. And well, I told you in one of our barfly episodes, Barfleet, that out of all mispronounce it, please, I got you. Out of all the people that claim to have been abducted by aliens or had an experience with aliens, like 75% of them are RH negative. They're, they're most psychics are RH negative. Like there's, there's just something that opens people up to, I got Brad's attention to the, to the other side. So I've had experiences as, as long as I can remember, like my first or second memory was a ghost in my room.

And I moved, I told you before I was a military kid, I moved all over the world. Oh, it was the ghost, it was the neighbor. It was not the neighbor. Oh yeah. It was that, it was that albino guy living next door. He was green.

It was Alabama though. So well, then yes, that's right there. I seriously, I've never thought about this. So ghosts can come in different colors, huh?

This one did. Was he, was this ghost always green or just that one? He was always green.

I saw him a handful of times when I was a kid and he was always green. I'm going to give this away and if I have this number wrong, correct me. Tell me. You have had encounters with not, not, not 11 incidents, 11 different ghosts in your life, correct? At least, yeah.

Okay. And, and, and whenever you see him, they're always the same color. In other words, they're always the same. A is always the same color.

Go three. I gave him all the names when I was a kid. So tell us about this first ghost there. Green man, green man. So green man, now that I kind of think about it, he might, I'm leaning more towards, he might be interdimensional than an actual ghost.

The vibe was totally different. So, you know, you might want to save some of these ghosts for the next Barfleet. Oh, I'll save them. I've got some good ones.

Green man is my favorite. So I am in Alabama. I was four, maybe five. We had just come back from Japan and we had a little townhouse and my sister and I shared a room upstairs and my parents had people over and they were downstairs. Like the door was cracked a little bit and they're drinking and partying and somebody. Gabriella, the neighbor. Yeah. I'll buy a neighbor. Oh, and probably with the other neighbor on the other side is Jeff Fisher, who is on the Pat Gray Unleash Show on the block. So they wake me up and I was facing away from the door and I kind of just rolled over to the door.

The door is cracked so that the light can come in because I'm a little scared. And my sister and I had this little tea set. You remember back in the 80s, those wicker and I had like the big throne chair and everything. We had a little one. It was a tea set. So I rolled over and like I'm like kind of halfway in between sleep and awake.

And in one of the chairs on my tea set was this man and he's sitting there and he has his hand on his fist and he's looking at me like watching me sleep. The thinker. The thinker.

And my first reaction, it was not being terrified. Yes. Creepy thinker.

Real quick. Is the house like Poltergeist? Were you living on a graveside or? We were on base. On base, continually.

We were on base. So the best way to describe him, have you seen the movie Prometheus? Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. So it was really similar to him. So he's this like lime green color that you can see all the way through and he's transparent. He was very, very like muscular. He didn't have any clothes on, but he was also not naked. Like he didn't have like parts. I could see nobody hair completely bald, like no eyebrows or anything like that. The eyes were kind of dark.

Brab is right. It was your neighbor. And he was sitting there looking at me and it took me a second to process it.

And again, like my first reaction was not fear, but it did kind of startled me a little bit. Could you see through him? You could see through him. You could also see every detail of him at the same time. Holy crap. It was strange.

So I process it and I kind of like do a little like that. And he would sit like this and he sits up when I did that and just poof like dissipates into smoke and was gone. And I saw him seven or eight, sometimes throughout my childhood. And he was always in my room kind of watching me.

But after that, like I would. Why do you think was he is the pedophile ghost? Why is he hanging out in the front? I was watching me.

I don't know. My sister never had any kind of experiences like that. My parents weren't really my dad was a colonel in the Air Force. Like they couldn't see him. Did he make any noise? He made noise.

He did not make any noise. No, no, he did react to me though, which that was the. You scared the crap out of him. I did because he was like this. He was that and then it was like a lime green. I mean, I can see the color in my head.

I would wake up and I mean, and I moved that was out in Alabama. I saw him in Germany. I saw him in Belgium.

I saw him in Alaska. And it was a. I followed you around the world. I'll look me around until I was probably a teenager or so. And then you got too old.

Hold on. And then I got too old. My ghost abilities kind of waned after that. I still see stuff every now and then. But yeah, that was my green man.

I don't know what he wants. And again, it didn't feel ghosty, if that makes sense, like a departed ancestor, you know, or somebody tied to the land. It feels more now like looking back on it, more interdimensional. OK. Well, yeah, if you look the way if you look like a big guy, you began in Prometheus lime green Prometheus, he was tall. He was taller than like the average man, like my dad's six, two. So he was probably like close to seven feet. He was very tall. Hmm.

That's that's one of my ghost stories for Halloween. And he did. So he OK. Here's the Prometheus. Yeah, show him. There. Yeah, that's that looks just like that.

I mean, you could see like all of his. I mean, it's got to terrify you as a four year old. It has a 21 year old or whatever you are now. I wasn't that I know 24. I was not that there have been ghosts that have scared the crap out of me right away. He was not that scary. Well, so he's wearing a diaper there.

So I can't. I can't remember the scene right here. Well, what's the beginning of the movie where he he drinks the whatever that sniz is, and then he dies and goes into the water supply. Remember that he dissolves into the water. Yeah, I got to watch that again.

Kind of convoluted. I feel like I feel like the trailer for that was so much better than the movie itself. I remember it was. It was the making of it was a better.

Actually, I thought experience them watching the actual movie. Hey, do we have any of the go that that's because I had when I was little, well, seven years, it was great. I've been like freshman high school. I used to have this thing where I would it was a poo. I couldn't move and remember it was like a poodle face barking at me like right here, which is really a weird.

They say that I've looked it up since it is like that's a common abduction thing. I know it's weird, but I remember it being a poodle or a face like right there in my face. Hang on. How long was it in your face?

Seconds. So could you if I'm being serious, I know whenever I talk, it sounds like I'm not being serious. Could you go to a sketch artist, maybe and try to have them draw? I wouldn't know how other than it's a poodle screaming at me. I've never understood a sketch artist do what they do.

It was I know I am so impressed by sketch artists at police stations. I think it's I think it's a big con. What do you mean?

Is this what I do? Do you have a scar? I don't know. Uh, no, that's is that the one on your neck? Did your butthole hurt? No, no, no, the one I showed you on your hand.

Oh, that one. No, I don't have that scar. I looked and I don't have I don't think I don't have that scar. But it was it was that was something about how and the poodle thing was more it was like the eyes. They were big black eyes. So and maybe I just knew it was a poodle because it because of the black. I don't know.

But it was a weird and it's weird because you can't I mean what the hell does it even mean? Right. Wow. So you got naked, Prometheus. He is in good shape though. You got a hand.

He's got a very little body fat. Right. I mean, better than a poodle screaming at you. I got much, much better.

I mean, kind of a big schnauz on him, but you know. So the Garabare and Tom Carr, who was my ghost, my ghost, the ghost is my guest on yesterday's show. Both of them say that's pretty common, this kind of thing that you went through their Brad. The I think they're trying to steal your thunder, honestly.

No, it's it was I've looked it up and that's something about they relate it somehow to abduction. But who knows. Okay. Who knows? Hey, hey, do we have an update on what the heck is happening in Michigan with Cash Patel saying that Halloween terror plot? Do we know details?

What? I forgot to get an update. I saw a minute ago, I had the news on downstairs that he was supposed to come out and like give a briefing about it at some point today.

Give us more details. Is that right after his briefing on how great he's treating whistleblowers? Right before the Epstein Falls too.

All right. Cash has got a lot going on today. Prince Andrew is no longer Prince Andrew. So something's about to happen.

I love that. He's now just Andrew Mount Mount. Was it Mount Batten? Mount Batten. A whole. Like you got evicted like by his own brother.

That's hardcore. Yeah, but but the king is going to pay his rent in the new place. Yeah.

He said. Well, I heard on the news this morning they were talking about it came about because King was it William? Who's the King of Charles? He went somewhere to some castle to give some tour or something and the crowd that gathered were like heckling him. Yeah.

Screaming him down like you're a father. I didn't see it. I'm a buster.

And then like he got real pissed and then kicked him out. Hang on. I want to get back to Jeff.

Jeff, he apologized. Got a great point because I have the same feeling now. The guy that I wanted more than any nominee and the Trump administration after RFK.

Same thing. Kash Patel. And and now when I see him, I'm automatically pissed off. My thoughts exactly.

Jeff, you apologize. Yes. And and and in fact, did you hear this? Apparently, here's the headline. Kash Patel shuts down Charlie Kirk, foreign intelligence probe in explosive feud with Trump's counter terror chief. So apparently, and I don't want to spend too much time on the Charlie Kirk stuff, but apparently. Tulsi Gabbard had her right hand man who sounds like a great guy.

There at the National Counterterrorism Center. And and he was trying to just make sure. Let's just see if there's any foreign connection to this Tyler Robinson cat and see if there might be a connection there. And apparently the meeting at the White House, which included Vice President Vance and a couple of other high ranking officials.

Let's see. I don't see Susie Wiles was there. The chief of staff and some other DOJ officials.

And he was upset that this is how it's reported that this guy was going into the FBI and and trying to find this information out. So I don't know, but it sounds ugly. It sounds like there's a I don't know if it has anything to do with Charlie Kirk or so much. This is the FBI and I'm the director and you go through me on fill in the blank, whatever it is.

But it's very interesting to see how they're trying to shut down this investigation into any kind of. And the boyfriend skipped town. Yeah, he's missing the furry. What do you think he went? You think you went to like a furry island? Maybe he went to the the Niponese. What the hell's that island in the island where all the spear dudes are? Oh, the place we talked about last week. Yes. Oh, yeah.

We're all know they're going to accept furries there. So here's a question for you. One more Charlie Kirk question because this is going to happen. Maybe not in Brad's neighborhood. Maybe not in Kelly's neighborhood.

Maybe not in mine. But somebody watching this right now is going to you're going to have to prepare yourself. How are you going to handle this?

Somebody you're going to cross somebody is going to cross paths with someone dressed up as Charlie Kirk in a in a freedom. Yeah. What running down? How are you going to react to that tonight? I'm going to lose my shit. You think that I mean that would. That would take balls as big as coconuts to go. I mean, not that won't happen, but the kids aren't going to do it. Well, it is 2025. You're right. Who the hell?

I mean, that's that's I the only reason I'm bringing that up is I'm seeing the pictures. Have your plan, your reaction plan now because if that's just what did I tweet early? I tweeted this morning at jail is temporary, but memories are forever. Just go ahead and punch the bitch. Oh, I like that.

That'll get a retweet. If I go home, here we go. That's good. That's good stuff.

Wow. Well, Bill Marwet is dead. Steve Irwin in 2006, but Steve Irwin wasn't murdered by somebody. Right. Well, we should create a conspiracy about the stingray was working for. Yeah, right. It could.

Well, we don't know that it wasn't fair. You know, hold on, Kelly, I'm trying to find your tweet here. Here we go. Here we go. What did I say?

I was feeling spicy this morning. Whatever you just said, you said jail is whenever jail is temporary, but memories are forever. Go ahead and punch that bitch in the mouth. My current I got to retweet this current live stream guess that's that's I love that. I'm maybe a PTA soccer mom, but I still got a little hood in me.

Wow. Where did you grow up? Nowhere. Everywhere. Oh yeah.

That's right. Military. I'm sorry.

That's probably a sore subject. No, that's fine. Yeah.

Do you do you remember when Chloe Kardashian and there's the picture dressed up as a pimp with four black hose? Hang on. Hang on.

Hang on. Is this that article that you had? Yeah. Okay.

Do we have all the you sent an article? Oh, no, I've got it. Hang on.

Hang on. I love her. I do love her.

That's 20 years ago. I love her so much. Jillian have put on blackface and went as crazy as from dead Diana. Who is Chloe? Chloe Savigny.

You don't know who Chloe Savigny is? She's dressed up here. What is she? Chloe Savigny. She's got Princess Diana.

No, but who? Oh, what was she in? Chloe Savigny was in Sister Wives. She was in the club of Spooky. I can't remember.

I don't get out much. She's been in a bunch. But there she is.

As it says, die, die, which is stupid. Who else we got on this? But we're not allowed to be in. Oh, no. Bill Maher did this. I just said that.

I didn't hear you. I heard you mentioned Steve Irwin, but I didn't hear you mentioned Bill Maher. He actually looks like him.

Yeah, he does actually look like him. Remember that back when people had senses of humor and you could do this? Yeah. Yeah. You had a bump and black face was crazy. OK. Crazy eyes. Uh-huh.

OK. Who actually, the chick that played Crazy Eyes is now, does a lot of voiceover stuff. That was a great show. Orange is the new. But it was great until it sucked. Yeah. The end of it.

Bonnie Depp and Amber Heard. Right. That's actually kind of funny. I can get on that with that one. Oh, it's the poop in the bed. The poop in the bed.

Oh, no. What do we got? What is that?

Wait a minute. Who was playing them? Emily Hampshire. I don't know who that is. A friend. Congratulations, sir. You're her friend.

You got friend zoned. Wait. Oh, your name from Schitt's Creek. Emily Hampshire. Oh, too.

Adrienne Curry as Amy Winehouse with a seren- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Wow. She was an alcoholic. I don't think she was a heroin addict.

15 at the time. Oh, gosh. Keep scrolling. That's a little much. Wait.

What? Tony. Tana Mungo as sexy.

Winston Fonnie in Hurricane Sandy costume. What? I don't get it.

If you have to explain it, it's not funny. Oh, Sandy. You know, Sandy from Greece. Oh. Oh, yeah.

See if you have to explain it. Yeah. Yeah.

But right. Harry Hamlin wearing a swat. It's OK. General rule of thumb, if you're government with a costume idea, probably just best to rule out wearing a swastika.

Yeah. You know, the swastika before Hitler screwed it up was good luck. At that point, there was a swastika magic company that they made little magic tricks and stuff. And it's Harry, not Harry, but Adolf. You don't hear that name very often either.

No one names a kid Adolf. Can I say? Go ahead. Finish the story.

No, he just screwed it all up. It's irritating. Is it Taliban? Apparently, Adolf Hitler was a dick. 2012, we could be Hitler or... See? Now you can't. No, I can't say.

No, but what I wanted to tell you was... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go back up. Go back up.

See? Gynic weight. Oh, Jay, is the Gynic College a little more Bush? Oh, no. No. Please, Jay. Stop. This is also a picture of people growing up.

See, let me explain that, because when you're a gynecologist, you get to... Yeah, we got it. So this right here, this is New York City, right here. And then this right here is... So I'm on Donnie. So we're on Mom Donnie.

So be careful there, New York. All right, I don't want to see anymore. Did you see Enigo Montoya endorse him? Oh, let's see. You killed my father, prepared to die? You killed my father, prepared to die, yeah. I wanted to... If you don't get that reference, you're too young. Yeah. Go watch the Princess Bride, yo. So good.

There he is endorsing Mom Donnie. Until Tuesday. And don't take anything for granted. Good, Donnie, so old. I've never taken you for granted. I'm not taking this for granted. We are going to win this, because we have this extraordinary human being who's going to lead our city. And eventually, if we're really thinking our nation... No, I can't take any more of that shit. I know, right?

I can't take it. There was one yesterday, and it was Jane Fonda endorsing Jasmine Crockett. Like, why are we pulling these beeless celebrities back from the grave?

Like, nobody can... But why does she need an endorsement right now? She's in till 26. Yeah. Oh, pardon me.

Never forgive Dallas for that. I know, Kara says Mandy Patinkin really. I know. It's just...

It's like they're not even hiding. Sorry. I have to decline the fantasy football trade here.

Oh, my God. I signed up for fantasy football, and I have, like, I'm so bad at it. I should not have done it. I haven't opened it once since I've been... Have I ever told a story about when I signed up for a fantasy baseball league one time, and it was with just strangers, and it was like a league of 20.

And I forgot about it because baseball's different than football. You have to... It is?

It's more cumbersome as far as the whole fantasy. They don't have football gloves? The whole force. You can't get a home running football? Now you tell me. So I didn't change my lineup for three months. It was around the All-Star League, and I finally remembered that I had said it in, like, Week 1 or 2 or whatever, and I went and I checked, and I was in 10th place. I was in the top half. And so you hate people that are in leagues when you're like that, and they don't pay attention and stuff, but yet you hate them even more when they're doing good. So how are you doing in fantasy football?

I don't even know. I guess I should check the app. Did you set your lineup because there's bi-weeks and there's injuries? I set it up at the first game. Through in these leagues.

NFL fantasy. Actually, like, we were at the lake, and I had been drinking on the lake all day, and I scared it to my husband. I was like, I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't even know. How do I check? Do I go to the water? You don't even know how to log in to change your lineup.

I got the app. All right, so Brad, you know what I'm- Girls. Let's see.

Where is it? Here we go. I'm pretty. I have, thank you, Brad, for sending in what I don't want to oversell it. But this- What did I send? I'm going to.

This may be the greatest animal video of all time. Oh, that one. This is- okay, do you- Well, you know- Is it Alex Jefferson? It's your cat, Alex Jefferson. Here we go.

There's a cat and a toddler. All right, we good? No- No, you're not supposed to be in there. You're not supposed- No!

Get your- No. He is taking that kid down. I love it. Alex Jefferson would totally do that. Don't reach for that. Don't re- Don't- I'll see you in this.

The cat's looking around. Little help here. That is so great, bro. I love that. I love that.

That cat is the ultimate mom right there. No. No. I'm telling you- That reminds me of the first Rockstar video. He's the black guy who does the voice overs on the animal things. And there was a video of a cat. There was a cat walking along or maybe the kid was walking along and he's trying to get the kid down from the window sill.

And the cat can't look him back like, yo, your baby's about to jump out the window. You know, it was very funny. Very good.

So congratulations. Where was that one? Well, you can't find it anymore because I think he learned a lesson from that. He did the voice over and I think somebody said, you owe me all the money from that because that's my video and your voice over. And you cannot find the video of the cat.

Oh, that's right. The cat is on the ledge and the baby is creeping up to the ledge and the cat keeps blocking him. Like, stop it, stop it, stop. And the kid's trying to get- There's something like that. And he goes, go. If you can find it, cat on ledge, baby. Look for it, Brad. I'll try to, you know, we can play it. That's a cat on a skateboard.

I think it's been removed from the interwebs. Okay. So not so rapid fire time. Audience, you're going to get sick of these questions. Brad's already done this one. Kelly's going to do it now.

And we're going to make Rebecca do these questions when she comes back. But I just haven't thrown this away. That's my turn. So it's your turn.

I'm in. What's your best scar story? Oh my gosh. I bet you were rough and tumble as a kid, weren't you? I was rough and tumble as a kid. It's hard to see. I know you can't see it, but it is from where I had to get my finger reattached when I was seven. We were on a field trip. I was in the second grade. Oh no, hold on.

Before you continue. Did your parents sign the waiver form? They signed the waiver. The 80s, I don't even know if they had waivers.

You're right. It was just like, cross the road. So we took a field trip to go ice skating, and I'd never been ice skating before. And I'm like on the side, right? And I fall like boom, like this, right? I look up and there's a girl coming right at me. And I close my eyes real hard right over my finger.

Yeah, that was a good one. So like I closed my eyes really hard and I kind of blacked out. And then I woke up again and there were two who was in Germany. There were two German teenage girls, and they had me by each arm like this. And I didn't feel it at first.

And then we got nine, nine, nine. Could you speak German? Yeah, I still speak German fluently. Oh, that's too bad, because that would only add a layer of fear to the situation.

Like having Germans in a panic screaming over you. Alice Guks! Alice Guks! No, but I wake up, my mom had just got me a brand new coat. It was the first time I ever wore it. And I mean, there is blood all down. And I'm like, what happened? And I look down, there's blood all over the ice. And then I look at my finger and it's... Oh, don't look at your finger. It was hanging off bone, all of it. So I got to ride an ambulance.

And they had... I got to ride an ambulance. I got to ride an ambulance. An ambulance. And they had to stitch it all back together. But now I've got a nice scar, like all the way around. My kids love this story. They just think, how much bone did you see?

Yeah, how much bone did you see? That's a surprise. They think it's awesome. So the school after that did not do any more ice skating. And field trips. Oh, no. So you ruined it for everybody. I ruined it for everybody.

Hang on. I still want to know, how much bone did you see? Like a lot. Like then there was a little chomp out of it too. It was gnarly. Did that girl apologize? You never saw her again. She was in my class.

She never brought it up ever. What a bitch. Right? Time out. Time out.

As somebody very wise once said, if I do recall correctly, jail is temporary, but memories don't live in. Go ahead and touch that switch in the mouth. She found me on Facebook like years ago. And she said, how's that finger? No, I didn't friend her. She like sent me a DM. And she's like, oh my god, is that you?

I was like, yep. And then I just left her forever. You didn't accept her friend request? She just got my finger off. Can you feel it?

OK. Is everything OK today? You know, it bends really weird now. Like I can't bend it right. And it's kind of weak. But I mean, other than that, it's fine.

Hang on. But I got a bitch in scar. I mean, you can even see where the stitches were. Sherman, did you see them wrong?

Because they're going to talk about it? Weird. You're very far today. That's funny.

That's funny. OK. What game show do you think you could win? The Floor is Lava. Wait. Hold on. Is that a game show?

Yes. It's on Netflix. I thought it's just something. Oh, OK. I'm sorry. No, it's all. I think it's just something we all did when we hung off of our beds.

No, they made a game show of it. So I love the Tough Mudders, where you swing in above all the. So what? The Tough Mudders? There's those obstacle course races, like 5K races, but you got to like swing across the moats and crawl under shit. I'm familiar with the whole lava. The Floor is Lava. So it's a game show and they're in a room and then there's this like red, slimy, watery stuff. And you have to like jump from thing to thing and swing over and crawl on the walls and not touch the floor and like get to the other side.

Every time I watch it, I'm like, I can fucking. So is there floor? Yeah, find some. That's right. It's on that. So here's a question. When I was a kid, I would hang off the bed facing the door, which was across the road. OK. And I would reach back without looking and I would grab a pillow off my bed and I would throw it behind me. And then I would turn and I'd be like, OK, now I got to get to that pillow. And then you get to the pillow and then something else has to be in reach.

Maybe you have a desk there. Yeah. And so I would just step on stuff. And so if you randomly showed up in my room during this time, there would just be like, Lily pads of crap all over the floor.

And I would be halfway to the door. My kids do that game too. And like, I never taught it to them. Is it like a is it like an answer? I think it's a memory. I think every kid has this evolved in their DNA.

Everybody knows the floor is lava. Hang on. Let's see. There it is. Play that. Let's see.

So it's the hottest game show in history. Oh. I can't.

I'm out. Come get the water. It's warm isn't it?

Huh? Is the water warm? It's got to make it to the exit without falling in. The team with the most points wins 10,000 dollars and gets to meet me, Rutledge Wood. Hello. Make it from the entrance to the exit and your team earns a point. Fall in and you're out. Oh, hold on. Oh, I can still do it. Yeah. Are you on a team?

Yeah, let's be on a team. That's the forces colossal. The leaps are epic and you really want to stick your landings because the floor is lava. OK, pause it. Pause it. Pause it.

I've seen enough. We're doing this. OK, so how many on a team? Let's go.

Let's go. It's usually like, yeah, like a family or something, but dude. I think it, I think, I think we get Rebecca, Kelly, Brad, Keith.

If it's a team of four, it looks like, I don't know. But I love how you get to, if you get across the end, you get to meet. You get to meet Rutledge Wood. Like what's his name? Rutledge. Go back.

What is his name? I'm sorry. I get hung up on the stupidest things, but rewind it because I'm trying to.

It's not seeing my mouse. Here we go. Ah, it's in your hand. The team with the most points wins $10,000 and gets to meet me. Rutledge Wood. Hello. Make it. What the hell? Hello. The entrance to the exit.

And your. Who the hell is Rutledge Wood? Hello.

Hello. OK, so Kelly, when you die, what do you want to be remembered for? Being in the hot lava. Yeah, beating the hot lava.

Thank you. I said being in, but beating the hot lava is OK too. I can't be in the hot lava now. I don't know why.

Being a mom, being a good mom. I mean, not yet. Yeah, that's good.

But not like it. That's it. The cool mom. Oh, wait. That's actually going to be huggy.

One. Tyler's got me. Tyler's got some info there. Rutledge Wood, one of the guys from the American version. What the hell?

I skipped one accidentally. I feel a little, a little safer. Asking you this question as opposed to Brad. What strange is habit you have? Oh, the strangest habit that I have. Oh.

Did I answer that? Oh, I have a. I may not have a habit. I have to have when I drive. My rear view mirror has to be facing me. I have to watch myself drive. It drives my husband insane.

Yeah, that's weird. He's like, are you fixing your makeup? I'm like, no, I just have to watch myself drive. It's like being present or something. So my rear view mirror is always tilted towards me.

Okay, that's vain. Something about keeping me present. Can't explain it.

I thought maybe it kept ghosts away or something. No, we're going to get back to some more. I don't want to keep them away. What's your lock screen photo? This is a good one. It's not it's not dirty, but the story is funny.

I don't know the way she could laugh. Hold on. I got to turn my brightness down. So you can see it. So it is the space cat. Oh, nice. Not my kids.

It's a space cat. So I got my very first iPhone when the economy crashed in 08. I was 25 or 26.

Yes, 12 and a half. I'm not a team. Floor is all. Oh, Floor is all the pockets. Anyway.

Yeah, but Brad would have to he'd have to play for both. Yes. So when I lost my job like October 28th and I went to go or 2008. So I went and I bartended for a little while at a gentleman's establishment. I was just a bartender.

Me too. I was a dancer. Were you with the with the skeletons? Keith. Bones.

That was my date. I'm going to ask this question one time. Okay. We're not going to dwell on it.

Okay. You were bartender. I was just a bartender. Gentleman's club. Gentleman's club. Were they ever in a pinch where they're like, Kelly, get up on stage.

Oh yeah. They asked me 100%. And did you do it? Never. Not one time. Never did. I actually, I was a VIP bartender. You and Gabriella weren't hanging out on the pole with the skull.

We were not on the pole. Why are you giving Gabriella such a hard time? I'm not giving her anything.

I'm just referencing Gabriella. The not their yoga pants, you mean? iPhones had just come out. And I bought one from a stripper.

So did Gabriella. For 50 bucks. And I didn't know what to do with it. So she.

How do you get that to stay stationary and not fall away? What? The pole? Yeah. Like in the actual gentleman's club or like?

Oh no, no, no, no. I was talking about when you bought it and you took it home. Not the pole, my phone.

Oh, sorry. So a stripper set my lock screen. And she was like, you need a cat in space. And I was like, OK, whatever. And I kept it the entire time since 2000 and probably not.

You had the same screen lock screen since 2009 or so. You don't get bored with it? No, I love it.

I mean, that's fair. Honestly, Brad, every time I get a phone, I set it and forget it as far as when I do. I do. Until then, one day I like I look at it like the one that I showed you. And you somehow, I don't know how the hell you did it. But you were like, oh, is that the? And it was. Oh, that's the white sands. Yeah.

How the fuck did you get that? Where else could it be? I said there's one in Colorado that I didn't get to on my last trip. Other than that, I would just been like, I don't know, Mojave Desert. But I mean, you nailed it, right?

It's almost like you like log into my phone remotely and look at stuff. I feel like I interrupted the Kelly story. Oh, that's no, that was really it.

OK, I'm sorry. A stripper put that on there. She's back to her house. She got a stripper pole and did it. I did not have a stripper pole. No, I didn't need one.

That's why I worked. But but you could get a stripper pole. People have them in their houses.

But what does that involve with getting them stationary? Oh, you got to like put it in there. Hey, no, you just put it up there with duct tape. Just stick it up there with duct tape and you're good. Real estate tip. If there is a smoke detector over the master bed, there's not a smoke detector over the master bed. It's hiding.

Some swing components or a pole component. Hey, did that house ever sell with the with the bed? With the bed? No, not yet.

They had the bed on the chains. So do you ever like how do you? OK, because you're a real estate agent and if you want to buy or sell a home within the Austin, Texas area, you should DM at Kelly for freedom. Oh, you know what? Shame on me. I didn't I didn't show the computer graphics today. You got it right today.

Yeah, yeah, I didn't do Liberty this time. And then they get the Brad Stags one. He's real. He's not fake.

Real Brad Stags and also the DailyMojo.com. It was an awkward intro today because I got distracted. That's OK. And then of course, Wes has a new handle, y'all, at Second Floor Dallas. And then, of course, Gabby is at Jeffy Apologist. Oh, we know Jeffy. Jeffy's that guy that's over on Pat Grandleash, which I that's my day job.

Pat Grandleashed. I've heard I like that show. I love you. I've heard of that guy. That's cool. He makes awesome cookies. And I think you should watch the show.

Everybody listening should watch and listen to Pat Grandleashed. At the Blaze. It is a good. Thank you. It's a very good, good show.

It's an excellent show. So Kelly, would you rather visit Deep Space or the bottom of an ocean? Oh, Space all day. I have no ocean. The ocean is not for me. I mean, I like to be at it. I don't like to be in it. Megalodon.

Didn't we talk about this down there? I don't know anything. I enjoy being talking to the thing.

I said I like to be at it and not in it. I set you up, Brad. Kelly, do you have another ghost story for us from your history? Oh, before you move on before before you do that, I brought I found this and I because I forgot about this scar and I just took a picture of this scar that I have. That's on my thumb.

Sorry about this extreme close up on my thumb, but it's right. Maybe that's it. Do you see the W? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's for Wu Tang, isn't it?

It is. And it's also for a stray cat that got into the house. And I went and grabbed it.

It was digging in the trash. It does kind of. But when you said bone, I thought of this because I picked it up and then I dropped it. And then don't ever if you've picked up a stray cat and dropped it, don't try to pick it up again because it knows your game at that point. And it bit me.

So each one of the that is the entry of three different teeth. And so it bit me all the way to the bone. Did you have to go get shot? Oh, I went to the I went to the emergency care and the the doctors were calling the other doctors in to say a cat did because when I rinsed it off underneath the faucet at the house, I was like, oh, that's bone. Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, it was just flapped wide open. And and the doctors were astounded that a cat could do that. That's why I was to a human. I mean, was it like a bobcat? It was it was a really pissed off scared cat. Well, ironically, it about, I don't know, six months later, somebody and it was a it was a mean cat too. It was kind of a dick of a cat.

And somebody knocked on the on the door and there was a woman and she was crying. What? What is it woman? And I I slapped her and I was like, what woman?

What was that? But hold on. That's what before you continue your story. And she's like, you do the women. Right.

Yeah, exactly. She wouldn't stop. If they're hysterical, you need to calm down. Get it together.

Right. I was like, what do you want? She'd say, I would have. I did. And I'd hit her again.

And because there's nothing like domestic violence to make your afternoon fun. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. And anyway, she goes, I. And then she made him a sandwich. Well, I made her make me a sandwich. And and then she says, I'm sorry. I just ran over your cat.

No, no. But it was that cat that she had hit in front of the house. I was like, and I looked over. I went, oh, no, Biggie.

That's called the the justice universe justice. Every time, because in the past, in the previous months, when that cat and I would see each other, I would pick up a rock and that cat would fly the other way. Because it knew I was pissed. And yeah, it she so she whacked it.

That's been, I'll bet that's been 30 because it was that it was in late 90s. So here's the question. Was the cat like it was dead or was it? It was dead. Yes. I went out and I went out and picked it up and properly disposed of it. No. Oh, you gave it a proper burial in your garbage can. Yes, as a matter of fact.

That's the karma. You got some more another ghost story for us? I've got some ghost stories. Well, who have stalked you your entire life?

The ones that stalked me my entire life. Well, no, no, just go because I know you have you have a list of 11. So go in order because I don't know if it's going to be today. I don't know. It's going to be the next barfully.

I don't know. But eventually we're going to get to all 11. Hold on. I got to look at my notes. Oh, OK. What's my second one?

I can just find the text here. I got it. I got it. Tyler says Keith, me and Bradley. I think he's making up teams over there. Oh, I love it. Yeah, no, I'm in.

Let's go. So screaming man, screaming man was another one of my ghosts. I don't like that handful. He was my least favorite.

Probably. And I never actually saw this one. He's the only one that I never saw. But he and I saw him.

He was the longest lasting one. Like I, he, I interacted because I didn't see him. But he came to me until like I was in my probably early 30s.

And it would happen a couple of times a year. And it was kind of like Brad's poodle right up in my face. But like I said, I sleep on my side and he would go into my ear.

At a context that sounds so weird for a moment there. I thought we were seeing Brad's poodle on the space. But he would scream in my ear. And like I could feel his breath. Like I feel like the presence of him, but the scream was not like of this world is kind of hard to explain. It was like from the depths of hell almost. And he was like nefarious, like trying to scare me. And he came to me a lot when I was traveling.

Like if I would go somewhere. So the last time I saw him, it was right before my kids were born. So I was probably 31, 32. And we were to go visit my relatives in Kentucky. And we had an Airbnb. And my husband and I were dating at the time.

We weren't married yet. And he came to me and screamed right in my ear. And I set up.

And that's what they say is you have to confront the ghost. And I screamed back at him. And I said, what do you want? Leave me alone. Never heard from him again. It's been almost 15 years now. Yes.

Your husband, who you were dating at the time. Heard nothing. Okay. That was my first question. And then you're me.

Sit up. Yeah. Yeah. So how does he react to that? Because the only time that that's ever happened. He did that. Yeah. What's your deal woman? Made him a sailor.

And it was true love. He doesn't love the ghost things. He told me before he was like, I don't care if a ghost comes into the room and slaps you across the face.

Like, I do not want to hear about it. He's a burgo. He's very like matter of fact, like he does not love. I thought he was going to say, do your ghost stuff. Just don't wake me up. And that's pretty much the vibe.

Yeah. It's like, don't wake me up. He did like, I mean, he's like, who are you talking to? And I was like screaming man. And he was like, Oh my God, go back to sleep. Not the screaming man again.

Screaming man. But I confronted him. Never heard from me. Oh, that's good for you. Here's dude.

What do you mean? Here's dude. There's your dude.

There's your cat dude. Oh, yeah. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. I'm so glad you found this. I didn't find it. Cara did.

Thank you, Cara. Because it's not easy. I bet it was a different apparently was easy because she just found it and said, found it. Okay. So I don't know why you were trying to make such a big deal. I think this is the first one.

I think this is the original rock star over dub here. Press that. Was that the queue? That was cute.

Let's do it one more time. So just, I think it's probably the original rock star over dub here. You better not pull yourself up. Hey, y'all see what he doing? Y'all seeing? Hey, stop. Don't make me bite your hand off. Stop.

Stop. You're going to learn the hard way. You're going to learn the hard way, right? You know what? Stop. Stop. Take your hand off. Take your hand down. Little bad boy.

Little bad boy. Let it go. Let it go. You only got one life. Little boy, I got nine lives. You only got one life to live. You better take care of it. You're going to scoop down like I can't come down there.

I'll come right down here, little boy. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Epic. Oh, you hard headed boy. You must take after your mama. Put your hand up there again.

Put your hand up there again. I love it. He is so, so good at that.

Oh, he's just great. And why do you think he took it down? Because I couldn't find it. But Kara, obviously. It was tough to.

Look, he still got his logo on and everything. So I said, I'm Kara. And it's called the channel is I boop your dog. That's funny. Okay.

But that's not his channel. Somebody. Somebody must have screened. How do you know it's not his channel?

Because his is the R X. Yeah, he has his own channel. Oh, man. Okay. An expert on the guy you couldn't find now. That guy right there. Follow him on Twitter.

And I have a theory. Follow who? The rock star. That's his handle. And what's that? Your dog.

It's not. I boop your dog. Listen to me. His handle, y'all is right here.

Look at this. Where is it? It's. You're up. You're about to hear something on my thing. No, no, I can't.

I just it's just me that can't see because there's something in front of the TV. Oh yeah, my bad. Hang on. No, no, no, it's not you. There's a lot going on here. It's me. It's not you.

It's a it's the R X. He's hilarious. Can you do that again in focus this time? It's really pissing me off. Anyway, the man only has. He's got 34,000 followers. That man should have 10 million. I'm sure he's not dead.

Yes, I'm sure he posted one one day ago, which is actually very funny. Hold on. This is actually funny. Let me let me email this to myself here so I can share it with you.

We're going to steal this guy's content for this show because that's what we do. Um, while you're doing that, you put this up because it's Halloween and you can guess what this is while you're looking for that. You can guess what this is. But you go ahead and look for your thing while you're doing it. You just have to guess what that is while you're looking. Those are like at Hills by a beach. I was going to say there and worm.

Worm worms worms worms worms are at Hills. Did you find your thing yet, Keith? It sounds like a personal problem. You didn't find your thing yet. I found my thing.

Just give me a second. It's ironic that I that I saw this yesterday. So it's what saw what yesterday. This video that I'm trying to get on here was the thing that you were guessing what it was after you get your thing on. You can get this one off.

Here we go. Is that an alpaca? It is right? Yeah. Yeah. Or is it a is that an alpaca?

What's the other one? I mean, mama. Yeah.

That's the list. This is good. It's long, but it's good.

It's a good situation. Please. No, you said no. You got offended.

You got to move. You got to show me your hands. What? Show me your hands.

Put your food out. He'll come. No sudden news, sir. Okay. There you go, man. Hold it tight.

I just need to make sure your rice is in vegetation has an inspiring. Oh, he's nice. Oh, he's nice. Yeah. Oh, to spits in your face.

So I was like that. Yeah, they spit. Spit, listen. Sight or respect. I'm gonna show you how much I respect you. Okay, now we got to go now. We got to go now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One second, sir. We have to address one other issue. You're concerned with your vehicle, sir?

Yes. What? Looking at the front of your vehicle, you have a busted tail light and I'm gonna have to impound a vehicle. This is ransom. This is the norm. You're not gonna let me move until we feed you and then you jump in front of the car again? I'm just doing my job, sir. You're smart. Thank you, sir. All right. We're funny, I'll take your care of this one. Bring it around.

To you? Bring it around again. Now you're gonna let me go? Mm.

You gonna let me go? Mm-hmm. Okay. That's it.

That one. Get it. Get it. Sir, calm down. No more. Sir, don't make me detain you. Okay.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.

Please. I have reason to let you all have a busted animal thingie truck. Get out the car, sir. Let's get out of here. We're running out of food.

Stop it. You want to find out and get them from that windshield you got? You got a legal 10 on that window right now. That's another fine.

Can you hold another five? Why don't they just throw some on the ground? Right. Just throw the bucket and step on it.

Let's go. I just realized how smart that Al Paco was for standing in front of the car. He really did do that.

And these cats, too. But he wasn't really talking, was he? We'll explain it later. We'll explain it later.

Hey, do you guys have an opinion on Candy Court at that time of year? But you never guessed what the piles were. She said worms. I said ants. You said ants. She said worms. Worms.

You've got to see them again before I tell you what they are. That's what she said. Thank you.

Don't encourage him. They're people. Oh, really? They found 300 piles of cremated human remains just outside of Vegas.

I read about that. A team from Palm Mortuaries and Cemetery's arrived at the scene Wednesday to remove the piles. They found 355. 15 sets of ashes and place them each in individual urns it They there's no traceable information that can be salvaged from the cremains Authorities believe a funeral home littered the desert with the ashes But have not released details of any businesses suspected of being involved happy Halloween By the way spreading human remains is permitted on public land in Nevada. Oh, is that a public space? Yeah, it's outside of a in the desert somewhere, but You can't as a funeral home just got a beat dumping shit. Oh, yeah, I mean Cuz they charge you for that shit, right exactly I mean if you want to be dumb in that shit in the desert, you'll be paying a candy corn Do we love candy there wasn't candy corn found amongst the remains by the way I actually went to go get some yesterday for this dirt cake that I'm making those in the little pumpkins sold out I wiped out what a GB.

Yep. Is this America or not, right? So I had to get oh, and I know Laura's not here, but this is this is for her Laura the Reese's PCs dare no, ma'am and Tweeted it to her earlier.

We're shaming on for a while. So we love you I got the Reese's PCs because they were out Hey Brad quick question, what if you have two slices of pizza left What are they and they're not slices what are they's is to what you got a couple What you peeps you don't have a few oh pieces of peepsie Peacies a peasy These PCs what what's your favorite candy this time of year What is it what it what do you got I'm a gummy person. I like the gummies the bears Okay, calm down you want to be not on Listen you with the cat though Talking about getting high and I'm told to calm down. He says you owe me to know on you and she's just perfectly fine I Said you want to be not on not not I didn't ask if I could know I said do you want to be not on? Maybe tomorrow that could have been I had really that's not an invitation really I mean I'm sorry to bring this up because Kelly wasn't here last week But we played a video of the lady with the eggs and she was selling telling us all the difference between the brown eggs Oh, yeah, that's right.

They're only white because they're dipped in They all come out brown because they're covered in poop Yeah, something and then you put them in chlorine and they turn white and that is a profit Yeah, right. Thank you crawfish goes ask for eggs The egg lady was completely wrong and I got I got I got several messages This was just one that I printed up here that said that that wasn't accurate. No cuz like the chicken. She's full of shit He said the egg lady was completely wrong full of chicken shit There is a coating on all eggs If left on it will last much longer at ambient temp if washed off They will have to be refrigerated has nothing to do with the color the color is based solely on what? chickens eight to form the shell I didn't ask Grock this this is from old farmer experience No, that's true. We get we my husband and I do a farm share and we get eggs like straight from the chicken I mean and all my dozens of eggs.

They're all different colors shot up FAFO farms if you're in Texas Do you share the sheep share the sheep I feel like there's a joke in here that I'm missing Well, there is kind and it could go either way you could share the sheep or share the sheep or she share the shearing There are dairy farm. So wait a minute. Hold on. Do you guys farm anything or? We have a hay farm we because we don't live out there when we live out there We'll get some stuff but the hay, you know, what a gay horse is eat Real quick Before you get too far away from the funny black guy. Okay, funny black guy. I found another funny black guy. Oh wait, okay When you finally launch in the first customer tries to figure out your product Yeah, I'm returning key Push it in quick Oh What yeah, that is you bro. Oh wow Wow the comments were so good the one that said It is a machine that has such good comedic timing Anyway, it was just a funny thing because you know, I was trying to tie it together with another funny black guy Yeah, no, I like I love bro themed. I love good segues funny black guy. So Here's a here's a not good segue daylight saving What are you so you're gonna fall back we're gonna gain an hour though, right?

I do like the fall back better than the spring the spring ahead. What do you want to do? Do you want to leave it alone? Yeah, do you want to do the daylight saving where it's you know get sunset later? Do you want to do the other the standard time where it's sunset earlier?

Like what do we want to do here? I'm the standard time. I don't need it to be light till 9 8 9 p.m. Or whatever and why do we do it? No one knows I thought it was because of the war or something. It was like Heard it was nobody knows Money during the war Doesn't it started then joke Benjamin Franklin started it as a joke about the French in some newsletter and Somehow it caught on I love this. So that's interesting But also It was a white guy.

What'd you say? No, he's a funny white guy. He was didn't really tie that in that guy would have been You know that they found a bunch of bodies in his basement In Ben Franklin's basement In England I think in London I could be wrong on that but they Jack the Ripper he might be No, they they solved Jack the Ripper. I just saw that like some DNA test or something.

They did not Brad's confidence didn't because Brad's still Brad is the Jack the Ripper No, but they excavated his like he had like a townhouse in London or something and they excavated it not too terrible And there was like like 20 bodies buried in his basement. I'm not me. It was him, right?

How many people lived in that house? It's been I mean if it was around we've been Franklin. Are you looking at that Brad? I'm just I asked my friend my good friend Grock who is Benjamin Franklin was not Jack the Ripper The notion stems I didn't even realize it was a notion stems from a fringe conspiracy theory that's Easily debunked by basic historical facts Franklin the American founding father and veteran statesman died April 17 1790 in Philly at the age of 84 Jack the Ripper, okay unidentified serial killer was active over 98 years later. So it does kind of eliminate Guess if you lean on math Benjamin Franklin in the Hellfire Club. He was in the Hellfire Club Illuminati shit wait a minute. Is that isn't that the group in Stranger Things? Oh I think it is is it all the string of the trailer came out for that too.

Yeah, yeah, they're like 30 now Trust me a nanosecond after it came out Zeeley sent it to me trust me. Oh, well, and it turns out that what's that? What's the The monsters name The demo Gordon now the the other one that we just discovered in the house with the The weird neck thing go taking it all the way back to the original Prometheus he has a thick neck cord thing. He's too. Yeah, it was his name. Yeah. Anyway, they're saying that he Was originally in the first episode of Stranger Things because he was the thing Yes, yes, what was he in the first episode he was the shadow we figure that abducts dude But and then some people said not was a demo Gordon But it wasn't Demi Gordon because Demi Gordon's would have just eaten him not kidnapped him Which makes the Hellfire Club more Formerly the order of the Friars of St. Francis of Wycombe or the monks of Medmenum nailed it Met what net a show on AMC with John Hamm Mad Menom was Was an infamous 18th century English secret society founded about 1746 serve red blob of you with so a piece of shit out of me The ideal I don't know in short it's a juicy tail blending Franklin's roguish image with the club's notoriety fodder for books podcast and Stranger Things fan fiction But but like his non-roller's jack the Ripper.

It's anachronistic Not fact. Oh, I see so Big-ass words thinking they're gonna test in a cemetery. What's going on here? This video where the has it really I don't have a Tesla but my car has like if I'm Getting close to a car. It'll give me like a car flash if I'm getting close to a person I'll give me a person flash and I've been like Well, this guy's driving through a cemetery and it sees people cemetery and there's people showing up on the display But there's actually no one there No way. All right, we got to try this. It's close to Halloween Let's give it a shot and just for the record, I think really didn't watch this ahead of time. Okay, so good watch it It's all you've seen it. I've seen this.

I've seen this Are they gay? It looks like there's a person Way dude, there's nothing around us right now. Oh what it looks like there's a person Right in front of the car Can y'all even see my cursor that yeah, okay, just otherwise it would have been the stupidest damn joke I didn't see what was the joke. Nope.

It's back What is happening? Hey, that was creepy bro. I'm I'm thoroughly creeped out.

We should leave now What is it? So what is it seeing are they ghosts that I don't know It detects people my car does the same thing it doesn't give like it doesn't have a Screen where it shows them but like it'll flash if it detects a person That's a little creepy if it's real so I want tesla owners that are watching Yeah, tell a report back to us, you know do a video like that go tonight avail this then Oh, yeah, so I can see right through it Yeah Sure, um, hang on say what? Yeah, just check.

Okay. Listen to this listen to this listen to this So today I saw someone with an elbow injury elbow injury and we were so she's a nurse She takes x-rays and options for getting it checked out I think she needed an x-ray just to make sure that there wasn't a broken bone And when we got to talking about x-ray options We hesitated because she has a high deductible health plan. She's had a lot of medical expenses recently She really wasn't super excited to add another one And so I compared, you know, what we estimated would have been You know around a hundred dollars for the x-ray with insurance Um with our cash pay rates because we have a relationship with the local radiology office And the cash pay rate was gonna be about 32 dollars. So she said, huck yes, let's just do that I'd rather pay out of pocket and we're done with it instead of waiting for insurance to bill me a lot more What is that all about?

They they say that that's what you should always do go into the doctor ask if they have a cash rate So you can get it move that man. That's why insurance is a scam and it's a scam because it's Because they do stuff like that and We're all paying the price, but it's okay because the government will take it. Why did you take us down this road?

You son of a So so really it's only there if if something really catastrophic happens to you That's the way insurance was supposed to be You pay for everything and then if you go if you cut your arm off or something you go in and use insurance to But no now you go in if you've got the sniffles and your insurance pays for it And everything's too damned expensive Thanks for bringing us down. Keith. Appreciate it. Oh Happy halloween. No, no, it's fine. It's good. I can fix it real fast because I have a story for you and I'm sure Is involved naked people mom of a good-looking naked people not let's let's be Let's be specific.

This is this is where Keith is is Litting the brad comment go as far away from what he's about to say next as possible Uh, so kelly, you have two young boys. I do is is it 12 and 8 you said 8 and 10 8 and 10 So i'm sure that is uh, they're right in the 6 7 wheelhouse. I'm sorry 6 7 I actually meant to I was reading your email one of my boys Carved a little pumpkin and he carved six seven and I'm putting out in front of my house right now No, so per radio. I I figured this one coming But did not arrive on time and it says haunted by six seven. I'm gonna wear it tonight That's awesome, dude.

That's a great shirt. So, um six seven It's uh, it's uh the story reads It's haunting school halls around the country um Gen alpha nonsense phrase in the moment kids are shouting in classrooms. Uh when a teacher turns to page 67 When lunchtime is six to seven minutes away or for no reason at all It's like a plague a virus that has taken over these kids mind says gave dan and bring a seventh grade science teacher It's soup balls.

Elton. You can't say any iteration number six or seven without at least 15 kids yelling six six seven It's a joke without a punch line or a setup for that matter six seven means nothing But using it can make a student feel like a member of a bigger cooler group of their peers so It's obviously I can't tell it's from a song It's from some kid at a basketball game who first did it about a year ago about a basketball game And then into a wrapper. I'm not that my kids can't even explain it This is the chick reporter here um At the was it lsu Or uh, what do you got there? Well, she's she's trying to do the sports report.

Have you not seen her? No I haven't seen that I bet the score was six to seven or so football is you can definitely tell there is a new Play caller in town the offense is looking one second. The offense is looking a lot more versatile They're getting their tight end and they're with more reps still seem really characteristic with the running end But definitely seeing a lot more passes from Malik murphy to Trent walker and I think even though the game is tight The offense has looked entirely different and we'll see how it goes through the second half of this game Good for her So she's listening back to the studio.

Yeah, she's listening to Wow, awesome. I don't it's just stupid right? I mean that's it. It is stupid.

It's nonsense So, uh, go ahead. My 10 year old came home He's his teacher's pretty cool like she's she's pretty dope and she came into the class and said we have a pop quiz And gave him a pop quiz and it was a math quiz and all the answers were six 67 And my son was like elated by it. He was so he had to tell me all about it. I'm like, I don't even understand this so This is uh, I don't know who this is getting quoted here. Who cares quote Language is a way for people to form community Even if it's a nonsense term if they seem to know what it means that can be a unifying force And if somebody isn't understanding the term it can exclude people from that community as well Because hold on.

So here's my question is it Is it an endearing part of our society that everybody can bond over the most nonsensical thing or is it closer to Holy hell, we are living in the damn smack middle of idiocracy now I mean, we said some pretty stupid things back in the day. We did but we didn't say six seven I mean, we did we did ski naked Oh, uh co-ed naked lacrosse. I remember was one remember the co-ed naked shirts remember that? Oh, yeah Yeah, and the color change ones they outlawed in the school because everybody be grabbing your boo But Wait They outlawed a shirt because people were grabbing boobs. Yeah, it was the color change and like it was heat's Reactive so you could put your hand on it That's an invitation to grab boobs. Exactly.

If you asked me so so they had to outlaw them at least at my school Wow, you know what teachers are such buzz kills Man always keeping us down Low-billy Disheartening so here we go. Is this great. Is it the sense of community where everyone is on the same page? Or is this the damn epicenter now of idiocracy guys This is actually I have gone that exact question. I just posed.

I've gone back and forth Specifically because of this video right here. We're at an in-and-out burger and they're waiting for an order to be called guess which one I Can't wait I can't wait for that 67 order wait, is that the number of the order? I Okay, that's funny I'm gonna love it And he's playing along too I love it Because it's his order and then good clean fun right there. And then did they shoot him? They shot him dead. Yeah And then they killed him and there's over Yeah I mean that was funny I mean like if they see it on a license plate If it's 607 on the clock at the temperature of 67 like it's no I can't watch football with zeely It was like, uh, all right. You gotta gain a six or seven on the play Don't you remember Yeah, you got me. Yeah, that was good. I still do that Yo dookie what you doing?

Nothing just watching the game having a bud Dookie pick up the phone. I got this damn thing memorized See and and people are like that is so stupid Everybody who was 20 and 30 years older than I was at the time was you people are stupid You are the end times you are the reason society's gonna die. Yeah.

Well here I am. Yep, you're right Hang on Scooby-toilet What? We don't know.

We don't know We got a one culture moment at a time, please Um, so this is a right around what 1999 2000 right in there Hello Hey, who's up? None of these watching the game having a bud. So but you none Watching the game having a bud true true What's up? Yo, who's that?

Yo, you're picking the phone. Hello, who's that? Yo, where's dookie? Yo dookie Hey, dookie. Yo Who is that? Hold on.

Hello So what's up, B? Watching the game having a bud true True I don't care what anybody says they used to make some damn good commercials until they let the Damn dude dressed as a chick jump in there. Well, that was just bud wiser there.

Wasn't it? That was just bud. I wasn't bud light Right. No, I think that was bud light Well, at the end it said bud wiser. Yeah.

No, he's we're talking about two different things the dude in the dress was bud light Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was yes. That was bud. That was definitely bud light, but I thought those guys are just No, that was bud wiser. That was just bud wiser. But so it's okay to still drink bud wiser Because they didn't they didn't go down the dude chick road You just can't drink bud light on six seven. Uh, oh gosh on six That's the word Predictionary. Okay. Hold on.

This is our society right here. I guarantee you Brad assignment for you, please go and Look up the word of the year for dictionary dictionary.com wasn't a thing back then probably but look up word of the year for 98 99 2000 I bet it's not But it's six seven Six seven is the word of the year for dictionary. I didn't see that my kids were very excited word of the year for 1998 was e dash Okay Word of the year that's like an internet thing Yeah word of the year for 1990 m was y2k. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Uh word of the year for 2000 was Yeah Well No, it was um, hold on.

Oh here's hold on a second. Here's an entire what was that with all of the word? Um Raw dog Oh No, I didn't say the word of the year for urban dictionary. No, no, I was on this is on american dialect Oh my god Herod or warm in here. Yes, sir. I don't even know what that means word of the year I'm drinking today.

I found my ghost meter here The ghost I'm trying to try to play five roles. What? Word of the year for 2000 okay Chad Oh the hanging chads Yeah, that's what that was the hanging chad. I gotta know what 2001 is terrorism something. I mean, it's gotta be Was it it's a lot like six seven.

Oh, no What is it if it's not six seven it's 69 No, that's raw dog Um 9 11. Yeah See Um, we're 2002 Uh, hold on uh, two three letters. Oh, I got uh three letters first one w What was it calling? Weapons of mass destruction D Yeah, WMD, uh oath.

Oh 2003 oh three so i'm graduating college. Okay. Okay Wait, wait, you wait a second.

No, you were zero years old because you just turned 21 Your math doesn't add up back to school something's wrong Uh, oh three 2003. Let me guess. Let me think it's uh, it's a it's a what do you call it when you put two words together?

Compounds word. Thank you. Um, uh first thing Watch sounds like Sounds like yetro quattro Quattro does zellie yetro I can't think what quattro sounds like wattro.

Yes, that's true. Watch what? What's that? 20 more years to get through Metro Metro Sexual thank you Um word of the year for 2004 Really red blue purple states. All right, i'm done.

Uh, uh, 2005 Truthiness. Oh, yeah, that was that stupid. I do not remember that that word made him famous. He used to use that on Oh colbert Plutoed was oh six Because that's when we took away pluto's right to be a planet terrible. I'm still pissed about that And they gave it back for a little while and then they took it away. Yes Trump administration gave it back the vied administration took it away And i'm waiting for trump to bring it back and I don't know that his team has this time. I'm not sure now sub prime seven 2008 bailout 2009 Obama it starts with t w and ends with t and there's not an a in it Tweet, yeah, you're welcome. Uh, and then uh Well, I'm wanting to see in point.

Let me say that differently. I want to watch a run That was a james garner joke on cun and a brian. He was doing the hairless joke about the sea and the horse I wanted to see important wait 2010 was what? What uh Let's see.

Where is 2010? Uh, hang on a second. Wow. They started doing this weird here. Uh app 2011 God they're doing it weird in the this does everything looks the same uh two thought where the Control occupy occupy occupy and fomo. Oh fomo 12 hashtag 13 They're making this hard Because Oh because awesome So is that one too 13? No, they're they're that was 13 14 black lives matter I can't hey look this is when we this is when we started spiraling. Um 2015 ammosexual 16 dumpster fire Uh 17 should have been cofefe Yeah, but it was Fake news Uh 18 god they made this uh, we're a tender what tender age shelter What the hell that makes me feel weird Yeah, that's a little weird because they started doing like word of the year and the political word of the year And then digital word of the year and the slang was yeet.

Okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good one It's a very good one. Well, what is yeet? Each one you throw something Oh like you want to talk to me.

I will yeet you We'll throw you Yeet We'll talk about that again, please great to hell. Yes, uh 20 was covid But I don't I don't what's coven? I don't remember 2020 I blocked that shit out my mind right at 21.

Where's the hell 21 was insurrection Oh god, hallease 22 is Ussy as in pussy Busy no, no, no, no, no, you're right. Keep the awkward silence going kelly. What are you doing? I have too many gays. I know what that means. What what is a boy? What's a boy pussy? That's exactly what you think that it is It's exactly what you said that's a 2022 word of the year is And that's what I mean real estate is nothing but hot moms and gays. So I know the gay slang very well um Is uh E shit if sorry n shitification.

Wow. You started getting really complicated uh 24 is uh Raw dog and uh, here we are What's 25? Oh 25 is excited. We have it it. No, please. No, I said it was What it is. Yes. No, how can you have the word of the year three quarters of the way through the year?

It's that impactful Oh That's the word we're using. Hey, I don't want to spend hardly any time on this thing see all these things I have highlighted I'm not gonna read any of them. I'm just gonna tell you look into what's going on in the country of georgia Because it's kind of weird over there, man. Just understand that. We're everywhere, man.

Yeah, I know this is the next one though that we're gonna be uh Here and everywhere. I'm afraid but um, it's a political party that seems to be cracking down But it's like I listen to what they stand for We can't follow the former soviet. Yeah, it's the georgian dream party is in power And listen to what listen to what they have uh, and this is supposed to be a bad thing by the way They've promoted conspiracy theories Including claims about a deep state. Okay, so far i'm i'm voting for them Shadow government globalists freemasons great replacement theory george soros and global war party It's also passed legislation considered by the united states and european union is uh Contradicting the eu and nato membership policies. So in 2024 the u.s.

Sanction leading georgian dream officials That would be the by administration for undermining democracy Violating human rights and working for the benefit of the russian federation Uh georgian dream leaders have also been sanctioned by several eu member states for similar reasons I know nothing other than what i just read about that party and that they're in power And i guess they're cracking down on free speech people are saying uh and protests the stuff i'm just saying Can we go back to defining boy pussy? Busy Busy sorry Do you guys uh, have you ever been big pranksters in your life? No I feel like both of you are so bad How hip was that i used to tell you about getting chased with a guy with a machete from the amzoil van Wait now i can't i don't want to press play on this i want to hear the story first But before i do that we used to throw A lot of balloons at cars Oh, gosh not safe Bless you.

Oh shit. Do you have the covet? You need to get the one's a wish who's a kiss you need Wait one's a who? One's a wish two's a kiss three is a letter and four is something better you're gonna get her You need the coveta spray from stela's mojo.com promo code daily mojo save five percent coveta spray Stella's mojo you're welcome. Anyway, Stella's mojo.com. Stella's mojo.com coveta spray And what promo code would you use it still as well? It's where i'd be a daily mojo to save five percent on that daily mojo at stela's mojo.com Asterisk show using the product Now you're not gonna catch my covet it tastes you need a wool of oregano It tastes funny. It doesn't come here doctor Keith. Wait, what'd you just say about oregano?

You're gonna play doctor. We need a wool of oregano Oral what's oil? You keep saying oral of oregano oil. You're like she's inviting us to a party Okay, oil of oregano is all natural but it is like an antiviral So if you're getting sick, I give it to my kids my husband and I take it Well that too horse paced. Yes horse The wool of oregano is before you get sick. I've erected is when you're sick the oral of oregano is Oh, I know is doing its job orally, then you don't need the ivermectin What do you what are you changing your car?

And don't say you're underwear The oil She's from south you see with a kill rate on remdesivir is 50 53 percent. Yeah They did us dirty They did they kept trying to they want to catch us riding dirty Riding dirty, you know, but they kept trying to give me that when I was in the hospital with Nana in Atlanta and she was 96 years old and somehow she made it through and power Now she's a hundred so that's awesome That is awesome. Okay, so you guys uh, you do do you do the pranks or did you do the pranks when you were young? Pranks, I saw I still do the pranks remember the string trick No, hang on save save your trick What no no the string trick is what is the prank where you tie the string across the road So when somebody comes driving through it takes their car antenna and just snaps that son of a bitch right off So hold on a second.

It's a prank This is creepy. I keep putting these guys off and I Was gonna so what can I just say can I just say that it would be terrible? I think If people did saran wrap across a road Oh, that's so bad. I would just You could kill somebody doing that you could really it's been the rest of your life in prison prison. Yeah, if that happened Right, so that's why the the fake string trick is better when you act like you're see no one knows what it is now So no one knows what you're doing But if you act like you're tying the string and then you go the others and so the car that you make sure the car can See you and then they come like They come creeping through Oh, nice.

You're just off to the side going. They think yeah. Yeah, you did something.

Haha. They're slowing down because they think we did something You know something else you should not do um youth master baiting public shouldn't have a Now they tell a friend that lives on a moderately trafficked road that even has cars going by at hypothetically, you know You know 11 12 o'clock at night And then where you're on a roof on the other side Throwing eggs on oh shit. You don't want to do that No, that's awesome. You're throwing throwing eggs from where no no no I'm saying you don't want to have a friend right who lives on a moderately trafficked road That where you're able to hide in theory on the other side of the road And toss eggs at all four of your buddies.

I have this hypothetical thing Or five of you are on the roof throwing eggs On cars that are going by that would be bad. You better not do that. Don't do that Don't and do not take video of it I used to put people in trunks of cars. It's an easy to take video in one of my jobs At the prank.

What'd you say? I was a manager right out of college for enterprise rent a car. I was a man Not with a bussy No, you'd have to teach the new kids like how to look for damage on the cars when they got returned Then my thing was like on their first day.

I would wait till the end of the shifts You shouldn't throw anything up passing cars. That's a fact. Mm-hmm. Yes I agree with that 100 so I would I would go to to train the new the newbies like how to look for damage And I would hide somebody in the trunk of the car with the case And so we're like looking but like I'm you know manager pants on and like oh You really need to look at this and go in close and you really got to check the latch on the trunk And then somebody would pop out of the trunk and scare the piss out of them But you know with the case of beer and then we drink in the wash bay for a while.

I was known for that I was an HR nightmare That's why I don't work in corporate America anymore. Yeah That's good stuff. All right, so I want you to I want to play three videos of people doing the pranks because remember it's trick or treat Okay, these are tricked. This is a guy. This is kind of a cool story. This guy is gonna kill that old dude, isn't he? No, he's gonna walk. Oh, he's about to plant a nice but not old dude's head Sees for a very long time and they're doing a video call He thinks he's on the other side of the planet.

That's kind of fun, right? Oh my gosh, stop talking I'm sorry, what did you say? He said what the fuck? Why is the old man not figuring this out yet? Then cuz he's stupid I don't think they know that That took entirely too long But that was that was a warm fuzzy just like that I understand that but look at this. We're at the 49 second mark here. Well, yeah, but bro could have figured this out But he didn't Oh, that's right.

There's no audio that he wasn't talking early on. That's right. Sorry No, thank god no Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He never did. Why why didn't you hate old people so much?

Yes, right? Sorry, I didn't I didn't realize the young guy wasn't talking. I'm sorry. I just finally figured that out on my own Why are you all dark now, brad? Oh good way to flip it on him. No, I know michael michael v sent me a a presence Oh Oh Yes, oh come on now you gotta know that when your son whoever has the camera out, uh, it's about to be bad for you Yes, I have three I get it Easy, that's when I try to help brad around the ground right? Yeah That's fake Hey, it's a piece of peasy Look at the What is that I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying like damn you I knew I should have given you a production. He's saying it in latvian Oh no Oh Because it's funny everybody loves it and your tips have gotta be huge. Oh, she's got great tips. I bet great tips No kidding Uh There you go.

I think that's fine. Wait, did you not pay the electric bill? What's no no I uh michael v who uh is an awesome listener and he sent to me uh because he knows i'm queer for flashlights He sent me this And oh hang on a second wait until you Holy How what's that? Is that at thedemojo.com? No, no, this is this was uh, I've got to close my eyes, but watch what it Gah Tonight right now Where'd you get that michael v? It is michael v. I mean the heat coming off this thing. I bet that is what she said Yes, yes How do I I just want a mosa How many of you had just that one but it was it was a healthy mosa Do I look like the thing that appeared to you in front of your bed a little bit? You need to be greening a naked though the secrets out. It was me It was brad 1984 right.

We did gummary alabama. Look, i'm kind of green there on the top So wait a minute. Well, you must have been really working out a lot back in I Yes, but isn't this awesome. This is such a cool.

That's actually really dope. It's a woobin It sounds like a toddler trying to say no, right? I see I now I think of it as a wooby, but it's got um Can you hear those? Those are the cooling fans Wow, that's intense. That is intense. Oh one thing you can use it in a tent too Oh, yeah, that makes the screen green when you flashed it like at the screen.

It was crazy. You only flashed it as a screen. Don't flash it at the screen brad. Oh my god. Sorry. You're right.

Um, anyway, I just wanted to say thank you Thank you. That's because that's like the awesomest awesome. Yeah, one of the things I try to do and sometimes I forget Is I try to remind everyone of the idiotic covet era and one of the things from that covet era was the halloween of 2020 and then uh That's the excuse i'm making for this bitch Laurie likefoot uh this because this is from Oh god She dressed up as the uh rona destroyer I want to die making about this arrow I can't believe we lived through this I can't hear that and it's pretty amazing that we lived through it I mean all of the how did we collectively let them get away with this? I I I lost I became a little less libertarian during that because I thought like People would leave you alone and I realized you don't want to leave you alone I Whenever I'd like to walk into home depot and all that and I would I would cuss out loud Loud because of the mask thing you had to put the mask on when you walked in And I would just uh the words that came out of my mouth because I was so Fucking pissed. Yeah I had a grown man try to fight me an h eb Because I pulled my mask down for a second to open my phone like the face of recognition Right and I had my baby like my eight year old was a baby at that time like sitting it like endipers in the cart And he comes up to me like bowing up.

He's like you're supposed to keep it on your face. You stupid fucking bitch I was like Like I'm like a woman with a baby and like it was It was the thought process. I was like what in what world does a man feel empowered to like come at a woman with a child? Like because I pulled my mask down for just a second to open my phone Yeah, like it was insane I carry an h eb now since then I can't I just hey look Rebecca joining us here baby Baby How are the norcs? The baby how the norcs doing how the norcs? How old is the baby now like two weeks or so? It's five years.

Oh five years time five years. That's how that's how us norwegians do it So uh conquering nations now, uh, rebecca. We hope you're doing well you and the little baby I want to play one more. How sincere you just sounded for like a half a second. Oh rebecca. We hope you're doing well We do we do we do the truth is I can't remember the baby's name Mother's mother That's why I kind of faded out real fat era No, I didn't I no no it's not It's not here it's air remember Hey, you're right. It's not here.

It's air. So she had so and she has sorks Erra, oh there's sorks now because there's there's sure norcs There's sorks What an exciting time. How are this is this her first baby?

Yeah. Oh, that's amazing that she's aware of Yeah, we know No, no, we know this, you know, I mean the first one she knows, you know It's 2025. Welcome back mrs. Rebecca Let me play the let me play this last video here this um, I don't know what it is about this video, but it is so um Oh, she says she's loving mother um That lasts about three weeks. Was that better brad? She's loving motherhood. Yeah, that was better. You know that almost sounded sincere, you know, and she's loving it and whatnot Okay, but this video. I don't know why it's so awesome, but it's just I can't stop playing.

I love this thing Can't stop touching it Oh, shit That's not real Terrifying I have nightmares about this. Oh, he made it Yeah Oh Why are we loving this so much? Look, I didn't even try is it just me or is this the greatest? No, that was just like because you're expecting them to hit the puddle Yeah, but but are we loving this or is it just me? I know I kind of like it No, it's it's strangely Ah Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no Wait a minute.

What highway is that? Oh Nobody's gonna make it. Oh come on jake. Oh that damn thing was still hung up on the other side and wait the floor is lava You're right. Did you see the lava? Oh Oh the cop got it. Oh, yeah, there you go pig Yeah Oh, he did get it.

Oh, he made it too. That's not cool. I want somebody to get smashed Oh, come on That's a heat right there Brad. That's what the heat is.

That's a heat. Okay. Oh, we got anywhere.

Where'd that come from? Uh, yeah, oh, that's a good point there Anything that's a drink Oh, that's a good idea Okay, so, um, everyone have a safe and happy halloween Keep an eye on your kids. Um, don't let that don't let that 16 year olds go I don't know. What do you think?

Yeah, as long as they don't break my balls dress up Don't just show up at house and be like, hey drink your freaking treat man With the Walmart bag. Yeah, no put the thought into it Hey, hold but but if you're gonna leave can can you play like 10 seconds of the of the nut song? No. Yeah, is that on the screen right here? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I forgot about that. I haven't heard this I don't know what I haven't I've only heard part of this Thank you Oh Right Oh At the motel Okay, before we go They get all over the ground. We have to go and that is against my better judgment. What is the Tell us sucking of the nuts is sucking of the nuts. We have to they get if you don't suck the nuts off the tree Uh, he gets upset and is that a boy tree?

Obviously How dare you Assume the gender have a happy halloween be safe. Love y'all rebecca. We miss you. We love you Everyone have a great weekend and uh, we'll see you monday. I will see you monday morning Uh at seven a.m. Eastern on pat gray unleashed over at the The the blaze