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Speaker 2 (00:00.674)
Hello, happy Friday. I hope you all are doing well. My goodness. Sorry, I a lot going on here. I will say that I got feedback coming in there. Hang on, hang on, I'll fix this.

Okay, there we go.

So you can't hear what I'm hearing and what I was hearing was myself and I don't know how you do it, but thank you for tolerating me. Okay, so before I go any further, let me just see if there's an update from Wes because, let's see, but yeah, okay. So sorry if you were counting on having us show up on YouTube, but you know, this is why I don't do a lot of promotion of the YouTube because sometimes there's some technical issues and.

It'll be up later. Nine o'clock Eastern, eight o'clock Eastern, hell I don't know. Eight o'clock Eastern. So my apologies if you were counting on that. hopefully, well, clearly you are on X right now if you're watching this. I don't want to waste any more time because Kelly doesn't have a full two hours with us today. planning, but that's okay.

now.

Speaker 2 (01:12.674)
Let me do this. Let me me me pull you down for just a second here because I want to get everybody. I want to get everybody's handle up here. Hang on. There you go. See that everybody everybody associated with the show. You can follow along there at second floor Dallas. That's Wes. He does a Herculean tasks that I assign him at Jeffy Apologist runs Instagram. That's Gabby and then Brad and Kelly and Rebecca will be on here.

Now!

Speaker 2 (01:41.91)
And just a bit, think the baby's doing some.

Martin?

Norkin right now

I'm really, I'm really why bubbles. isn't she? Why is it not? She's sharing the the norks with us

We need a nork cam. I'm trying to say that fast. Nork cam. Nork cam. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:03.394)
You broke him.

What's with the bubble? What is going on here? That's cool. What bubble? It's going to distract me like a cat the rest of the day.

that. Hold on a second because you mean hang on I go that way you mean that every time I say something it's it does if you see something say something

You know what that is? I'm having flashbacks to elementary school field trips to the roller rink.

I was thinking aquarium. was giving me under the sea vibes. Remember, back in, well, back in the day, they used to sell these speakers at Radio Shack that would light up. They they looked like speakers. guess they were just light boxes and they would light up to the music.

Speaker 2 (02:50.604)
Yeah, that's what was happening at the skating rink that I used.

We used to get stoned and sit there and just watch the speakers.

So shout out to John Cool skating rink in Smyrna, Georgia. Those were some good times. OK, so again, my apologies on the YouTube there. But if you did miss yesterday's deep dive, it was fascinating. It was with a member of the United States Air Force that has been dealing with some crazy stuff in his life ever since refusing the COVID vaccine and still not completely resolved in his world.

So check that out if you haven't. That was our first deep dive of 2026. I also made an announcement. I'm going to start doing a, I need that. I need that again. Yes, on Wednesdays starting February 18th, I'm going to do something else. Please don't get your hopes up. It's going to be, I just, don't know how to sell.

Wait, you're doing something in competition with what the fuck, Wednesdays? Only fans? you're doing it only fans. Okay, nevermind.

Speaker 2 (04:01.56)
I don't even know what is happening. Look, if the price is right.

And this economy is tough.

Right in this economy you gotta do what you do. Okay Yeah right here so yeah so be be Here hold on a second. Does this make y'all want to tune in? boy on Wednesday Wednesday starting February 18th. It's gonna be I don't know what but it's gonna be so tune in for that

I would look the other way, Just get that there close to your mouth. The microphone!

Speaker 2 (04:40.614)
And well, you know, before I actually I want to share this with you because I know you'll appreciate this. Another day has passed. We still don't have the Epstein files. However, someone posted this meme going to tell my kids this was the Epstein client list in the United States Congress.

I literally am gonna tell my kids that.

Because I mean, it's actually probably damn-

Where's the lie? Where is the And there's no list. That's what my husband says. There's no list. There's no list. there was a we'd see the list. Follow me here. has to be a list or blackmail wouldn't work.

Yeah, there's a, first of all, go and watch the Mike Bins thing. Don't do it now.

Speaker 3 (05:21.262)
Wait, hold on. You just went bye bye. Yeah, your sound sounds not good. We can carry the show for you. Okay. Do you need me to rub? Hello. I mean, do you need Kelly to rub your foot again? I don't do feet. That's why I was throwing it off on you.

Anything better? it better? It's a little better. What is happening? Brad, come fix my microphone.

than what?

Speaker 2 (05:50.03)
I understand what happened. I changed it. Because you remember now, It's a PC. Oh dear god. And it has shut down four times now.

Yes, I'm telling you it's a PC.

Not have the problems if you used a Mac.

Alright, focus here. We are focused. I changed the cable out because remember on Christmas Eve you and I did a little special. Yep. And that happened. And so I changed the cable. So it's not the cable, it's probably, well it's the PC. Okay. So let me know if it drops out again and then I will just wait. What the heck? I hate you. I gotta hold these until he looks at the camera.

Only the PC. The PC.

Speaker 3 (06:24.087)
It just.

Just kidding.

Speaker 2 (06:33.518)
Thank you. All right, so I got a couple of things here that I want to share before Kelly has to run. Damn it. No. No. No.

that this thing down here

Wait, what? Is Monica down there? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (06:50.702)
Boy You know what you know, know what sucks is that I had a I didn't see what he I Didn't see what he was holding up because I'm looking for something and it blocked his camera

Not my ex-wife.

Speaker 3 (07:10.328)
That's what he gave you.

Hang on, found it. Hang on. Okay, so Kelly, if you saw a text yesterday or a tweet, she posted a gif in response to something I said.

Well, that was in a text and I don't even remember what we were texting about.

I don't either. don't either. You mean a GIF? Yeah, whatever. And I said, said, OK, well that GIF, that makes me want to vomit. And she said, OK, well, congratulations. It is now your profile picture in my phone.

It's coming up in my car!

Speaker 2 (07:48.142)
Ugh, does it move like that in your car? I don't- it's a Sherry, it's a Sherry, used to be- she's the chick from the original view, right?

Who is that?

Speaker 3 (07:59.308)
I think so. she's got her own talk show. She opens her mouth and loses points, but I she's not off.

from the workout.

There are some people that look like you know crap and then open their mouth And they gain points and then there's people like you know her that So the link that I got for today had the little thumbnail on there

yeah. Yeah, that's right. Then you're texting me a picture of your inbox. it was in there too. It's not only on your phone, but in your email. What the hell? Okay. But something else that, that you've, this is, there's this why we've been texting so much the last two days. know, Dan Bongino memes and, boy, there's a lot of them out there. I love these. I declare war.

of can you explain i think i know what i'm not sure but black

Speaker 2 (08:59.758)
Okay, so black pill means that you're never happy everything is you've lost hope

that's what I thought it meant. Like you say, yeah, you're losing hope like that's kind of where I am.

and then Brad honestly though Dan Bongino that really applies to how we view you we've lost our hope in you but

I have I I I think he bailed because he realized he couldn't get anything done

Speaker 3 (09:54.84)
same. don't know cash. don't know. I mean, I don't know that I ever had any faith in him to begin with. I don't know what happened.

why I would have. you seen Dan Bongino call out Black Pillars? Yeah. You've seen that? OK. Well, I think that he is internalizing some angst that he has from his time there. And I know that he's obviously a very frustrated man. And the machine chewed him up and spit him out. And I don't know what his deal is now. But now he has gone from

bitching about government to, guess, wanting to be a mouthpiece for government because now Dan Bongino is claiming that we're going to lose the midterms because of you Black Pillars that are never happy. That's not true. There's plenty of stuff that we are happy with this administration. You, however, not one of them. And he concludes that clip that's making the rounds with, what team are you on? I don't know, man. I'm on team truth, which clearly you're not because

out.

Speaker 2 (10:56.386)
This is as close as we're ever gonna get to the list that you said existed because you've seen it.

I don't recall him saying that.

No, he said he saw the files and then later he went back and said there's nothing there guys. Okay.

And Epstein killed himself. Well, I'll push back on that one because what he said was if you look at the evidence, which there's a very, I mean, if you do look at the evidence that they have in the file and the Epstein file, there is that only the one conclusion that you can draw. And it's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court. So then why is Gielin Maxwell in jail?

Epstein killed himself.

Speaker 2 (11:35.34)
Yeah, what's that all about?

if you pissed off the wrong people

That's not, hold on a second. That's not, if we're going by a legal definition of why she's in jail, it's for trafficking minors. So who was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was,

No, it is that there's evidence enough for her. There's lot of the evidence and for him. We don't. Yeah. And that's just it. We don't have the full picture. I'm not saying she's innocent. I'm not saying she's guilty. I'm just saying we don't have the full picture and I don't know that we ever will have the full picture because I don't think there's a list. I don't think there's a book. I don't think that there's anything that I don't think people that have, you know, I'll take a, you know, 15 year old blonde, Bill Clinton.

Exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:26.368)
Okay, I can't think of the journalist's name, but. Nope, no, not Seymour Hersh. Yeah, he's incredible. And he always has been for decades. But no, there's a guy. What is his name? And he's he's seen the the the Epstein Black Book. And and you've got there's another guy who won an auction on

on eBay because somebody found this thing in 1996 on a street in Look that up. Look that up.

You mean, hold on, mean Manhattan?

Manhattan, Google that. And she sold it on eBay and he thought it was a forgery or whatever and it turned out to be holy crap.

I just think there has to be for his what he was doing to work there has to be I mean maybe maybe maybe it's or whatever like

Speaker 2 (13:26.956)
I keep thinking this.

FBI said that they had videos on the I don't want to this into a damn Jeffrey Epstein show especially not on a Friday we can do this some other time on a deep dive for sure but but you keep reminding me of something I watched over the Christmas break and I tweeted it out so right so Mike Benz cyber Mike Benz or Mike Benz cyber he did a 35 40 minute presentation over Christmas break and he is sitting there cracking the code in real time

There it is right there, you're right.

Speaker 2 (13:55.638)
And he basically, his theory was that Jeffrey Epstein was working for everybody. The CIA, MI6, Mossad, Saudi Arabia. Yeah, and that he was just a free agent out there that would, you've got to watch this presentation that he did. Again, I don't want to get off on this Jeffrey Epstein tangent any longer than already have, but would you find out about the eBay thing though?

I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (14:19.522)
There you can get the unredacted black book right there for $84.86. shit.

Hmm

seems like somebody in government would have bought that by now and put it out there.

No, you need to be doing a new search.

Wait, what? No, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (14:37.294)
Sweet lord. Go to the uh just just do a new search of eBay uh 1996 or something. I forget.

but found. Yeah, well, and going back to the impetus for all of this, I think that the reason Bongino left, quite frankly, is the bomber. I think when the when they to the J six bomber, I think that when they decided to bring charges against what's his face, who Brian Cole, think he went, I'm not I'm not doing this. Know that but I

Yeah. Okay, but then dudes lashing out at the wrong people. Agreed. If he's gonna lash out at all, it shouldn't be directed at people that demanded more because we were promised more. And he needs to turn his fire at somebody else. And people are coming at me saying, I'm sure he has an NDA. Well, then tell us that. Then say, look, guys, I wish I could tell you more, but I signed an NDA because fill in the blank. Here's the woman found an address book on a New York City sidewalk in the 90s.

Here's how we figured out that it belonged to Jeffrey Epstein. Well, this guy bought it. And he's like this. He is a big time communist guy and stuff. because he didn't believe it was real. I think- Nick Bryant? No, Nick Bryant is the guy, yes. OK, that's the guy I couldn't think of earlier that has seen a different book. This guy here, this was purchased, let's see, 1997. And then I'm not paying.

Where is it now?

Speaker 3 (15:54.082)
now.

Speaker 3 (16:11.298)
has a searchable database of 1749 entries. Yeah, if legitimate, the book purchased on eBay would provide a window and Epstein social circle at least seven years before the era captured the Yeah, captured by

I just can't imagine the panic that Jeffrey Epstein had when he realized dear god, where is that? Where is that book? mean that is it is real it's it's real and

dropped it.

Speaker 3 (16:37.614)
If it's real.

Speaker 3 (16:42.436)
Why'd you bring Israel into this?

The government confirmed that it was real. They took it in for testing and stuff. It's fascinating anyway. And I only learned about that book a couple of weeks ago. So.

about it

There you go. It's a well-kept secret. Okay, I wanna, I'm sorry. I know Brad may not be interested, but I want to go through the rest of these funny ass meetings.

This would send an answer for days.

Speaker 2 (17:11.342)
Yeah, I know. said, you send me another one because I wanted four at a time so that I could tweet out four different things there. What's going on?

I didn't see I didn't know what you're talking about

Yeah, these are, I'm not a fed, prove it. Oh, Dan Bongino has blocked you. Dan, that's all he does is block people. I like your gay pride shirt. It's Bongino army one. Favorite one. Let's see here. Hang on. These are all from Kelly. She found all these. there's an embrace there between Dan and...

that a lot.

Speaker 3 (17:46.03)
Jeffrey Epstein. Wait, They spent the night together on a mountain.

Sure. Yep. What's this one here? What is happening here? What the hell, I know!

you not on a Mac, wouldn't do

I hate you so much. You're getting blocked. You're getting, no, I'm sorry. You're getting blocked. You're getting blocked. You're all getting blocked. Oprah did her.

should start a game. Who could get blocked by Dan Bongino? first, the quick remember though that the, other half of the, of the term is show show business. Fair. And when you, if you can get yourself out there and have the memes being created and all of that, then I'd say you're being successful doing it.

Speaker 2 (18:35.298)
So would you say that Bongino was disingenuous when he was ranting before being in government or is he being disingenuous now?

That's a good question, I don't know.

I'll tell you one thing, we haven't changed. Dan Bongino has changed for whatever reason. Maybe it's noble. Maybe it's to, I don't even want to speculate of some of the thoughts that I think. you don't sit there and like you said, Kelly, lash out at the rest of us. That, I mean, come on, bro.

was there because of us like I mean you can't bite the hand that feeds you I mean um let's

I want to give props to Wes for today's,

Speaker 3 (19:20.334)
Yes, crushed it, babes.

Look at this. Little Ramones tribute.

Speaker 2 (19:33.198)
That's cool, man. I mean, he did that like the cover of the Ramones album. I think these very talented cat that Wes. What were you saying? What's going on back there, Brad?

my, went deaf in my left ear for just a second. I couldn't figure out if it was me or you.

It's usually me, so I'll take it. I'll take that as a win.

Sometimes that means a spirit is trying to communicate with you. that what that is? Why is that? Why am I can't? What? It's true.

I wanna hear more, I'm waiting for more on this.

Speaker 3 (20:02.636)
Like if you get like a random ringing in one of your ears, it's either like a spirit or it's your intuition telling you about that person that you're interacting with isn't good or the situation that you're in isn't good.

OK. So wait a minute. Is a spirit trying to tell Brad that he is not in a good situation hanging out with his team?

That could be true. It's so weird. can only hear you in one ear. What that is. So it's throwing me off.

You know what, if you had a DAG on PC, you had a PC, you see. That wouldn't be good at all. That's right.

no. I know, right? We wouldn't be here.

Speaker 2 (20:41.954)
Wait a minute, hold on. I'm sorry, I'm catching up on some of these comments here. Ben Steiner says, he said, NDA sounds like something like a Stanley thing. An NDA. No, it doesn't because it needs an S in it.

You're always going to be coming out of government, especially a situation like that. You're going to be NDA. I mean, we were NDA leaving.

Then say that.

Sometimes the NDA says you can't even say you have an NDA. I didn't know that. I'm just saying that.

Okay, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (21:16.334)
Is it possible if we're gonna keep doing the Dan Bongino train? Do you have to anything at all? he have to bitch and moan about Black Pillars and and whose team are you on and all that stuff? Okay, well hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on. I understand. Grifter's gonna grift. That's apparently what he is now. I don't know. But, but you know what he could do? He could not say anything and enjoy his new government pension.

Business.

Speaker 2 (21:41.806)
which is now estimated to be at $200,000 a year after his one year as the FBI assistant director. I just, so I'm just saying.

No way, is it really?

Speaker 3 (21:53.942)
You could not.

You could slip off into the night if you want to.

and not come out swinging at all of us.

Anyway, me thinks you doth protest too much. I'll just leave it at that.

Yes. She's like, Marjorie Taylor green got a pension, but it's and she stayed just long enough to get the pension. But the pension is $8,000 a year. That's like insulting. That's, but it's, I'll take it. mean, it's still a year.

Speaker 2 (22:18.252)
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Speaker 2 (22:24.71)
And I want to say that that was an estimate. The Bongino pension. takes, think, I don't know exactly, but it takes his years of service, secret service, salary.

According to the Al Gore net, he did not receive a federal pension from the FBI because he resigned from the Bureau in 11 five years.

George. should be a federal one because of the Secret Service time.

as possible, let's see.

Anyway, we have spent more time on Dan Bongino than I had anticipated.

Speaker 3 (23:01.398)
I'm the only one that can only hear in my right ear.

Is it so do we sound like is it is it like listening to an old credence clear water revival song.

It's sucking everything out of this side over to here. It's making them on a list. If I could get one of you in each year, that'd be different. I'd be okay with that. As long as pictures are included. long as Norks are included.

No, baby. How's this sound? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (23:22.328)
Hey.

Speaker 2 (23:28.078)
Oh, speaking of norks, you gotta keep saying norks because I keep having to... I have to constantly remind y'all that it cuts off my screen. It's like a newspaper fold, you know? Like, so I can't see below the fold. when she comes on the screen here, I can't...

I to see her before I leave!

Speaker 3 (23:43.904)
newspaper.

Speaker 3 (23:50.574)
You disappeared again. bad again.

Speaker 2 (24:00.598)
Uhhhh

He needs bubbles. Get him some bubbles. Yes, we're back.

How's this? Better? What is that shit? What is that?

It sounded like you were in a submarine. The yellow submarine? You know, I never really liked that song, but then lately I've just... I don't like The Beatles. You don't? I didn't for a long time, and then I just kind of relaxed and it didn't hurt as much. I mean, I don't not like... I don't have animosity towards them. They're just kind of laying.

Hold on, is the train, has that replaced the bell?

Speaker 2 (24:40.238)
Hold on, hold that thought. Hold that thought here. Audio, I might give myself a note here, because this will be fun trying to figure that out. Speaking of things to blow on.

I'll keep feeding him.

Speaker 3 (24:54.924)
I'm listening.

Kelly knows where I'm going with this. Can I just make a public service announcement to all the gentlemen out there?

Please. You have to identify the gentleman.

I'm not gonna identify

No, no, have to point to who the gentlemen are. didn't necessarily mean by name.

Speaker 2 (25:20.928)
No, okay, I don't know what that means. can you not, okay, if a young lady has her DMs open, that's not an invitation to send a picture of your junk. But I do have a question and I just-

Stick your dick in it.

Speaker 3 (25:40.322)
why women say no DMS? Yes. Is that always what happens? That's always what happens. I posted a selfie the other day. Totally like vanilla in my car. I was not naked t shirt on and I get dick pics.

Wait a minute, did the guy say, hey, you look hot in your car? you... Are they asking? Okay, so hang on. Hold on, hold on. Brad, did you catch that? It's quote, usually just the dick, in quotes. how many of these have you received in your lifetime?

picture. It's usually just the deck.

Speaker 3 (26:18.242)
So, how?

Speaker 3 (26:22.774)
In my lifetime?

You said usually it's just that so what are we doing here?

I don't know. I send more than 100 between Facebook, Twitter. Yeah, all the time. I wait. Are you talking to randoms or like? Yeah, mostly.

Hang on a second. Are they? This is my one question that I wouldn't ask you before we went on the air. I have to ask. I want a one word answer. I don't need an elaboration and I don't want to draw Brad into this any more than we already have.

Let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (26:54.051)
Hit me.

What percentage of them, because I was just going to ask you about the one, but I didn't realize there were hundreds. What percentage are?

in a state of excitement and.

turgid that's the word you're looking for a hundred of them turgid doesn't 100 percent What why would you why would you I mean as a dude, why would you send one that isn't because

Percent?

Speaker 2 (27:20.888)
I don't know.

Thank you on behalf of women. Hold on, how do you explain the ones I get from you? You want to go down that road?

Hang on

Speaker 2 (27:41.485)
Does it work?

Speaker 2 (27:53.87)
I don't even want to look at the-

Honey bat. Honey met like how you met her.

I you those pictures in confidence So let me tell you something the next time you the next time we do the next time we do a bit about dick pics on this show Just pretend it never happened

Sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:24.776)
I, I pro JD, you really did. mean there for a minute, I was like having some flashbacks.

Checking the norks here. Mostly because I want to make sure I'm still a man. Okay, I need to drink something actually.

You mean you're doing all of this totally sober? I gotta be sober. gotta go. Courageous.

What is turgid what what is that like an in-between what is that?

Turgid. Turgid is turgid. Turgid is turgid. Yeah. Biden's daughter's diary. Here's the thing about, was it Ashley Biden?

Speaker 2 (28:58.295)
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (29:06.338)
How do you spell turgid?

Yes, you spell it turgid rgi

Why did I Google that? No, I don't want a picture. No, no, no, no,

Is it

Okay, hold on. It is stolen and distended or congested.

Speaker 3 (29:28.066)
He told you, turgid. He was right.

in 1998, okay. Hold on a second. Now we gotta talk. Was it a Polaroid?

That's it.

Speaker 3 (29:40.75)
No, Ray is a Polaroid. That's from a disposable camera.

Today's turgid talk brought to you by Jack Daniels, Jack, Tennessee cider.

turgid

Have you ever soaked that in cider?

It makes a great noise.

Speaker 2 (30:00.046)
You know what? Hold on. No, hold on a second.

Speaker 3 (30:07.214)
That was a bad one. I'm sorry. It took me by surprise. No, didn't. No, you're right.

Yeah, be quicker next time.

Speaker 2 (30:18.286)
You know what? I have realized that there's a ratio here. The more people on the screen, the less likely I'm gonna get through a long story. In other words, I need only short two-paragraph stories when I have this many people. Turgid stories. Turgid stories. Like, just, don't even know if I could... I can't get through all these highlighted parts. If Rebecca were here, I couldn't even get through a paragraph, but here we go.

In 1998, over 1,000 Americans were surveyed on landlines. And they were asked questions about what the future would be like in 2025. So this is 27 years ago. so they actually got a lot right. They said that America would have elected a black president by then. Y'all chose wisely, America.

Survey said.

Speaker 3 (31:14.518)
Well, you got it half right.

But you elected him twice, so I think it makes it a full.

Oh, that's a good boy. I had some ironic ties to history too, doesn't it?

This has been in the cabinet too long. This is, is turgid.

Speaker 2 (31:42.198)
It's not good. It used to be good, but I just discovered this over Christmas break. It was in the back, and I was just like,

What's the expiration date on it?

That's what I'm looking like. Does it have an expiration?

If it's got like fruit juice in it, yeah.

If it's cider, it probably expires, right? Y'all, somebody tell me.

Speaker 3 (32:02.086)
I mean, it would be fine if you put it in the fridge probably, but if you left it out, you're hoed.

That's not good. don't know. Now I feel just betrayed.

Justice warrior said we're halfway there. must have been must have been Obama

Okay, so also the majority of Americans said gay marriage would be legal. Okay. And commonplace. A deadly new disease will have emerged. Emerged. I'm sorry. You mean created, planted,

Wasn't deadly either. Yeah, okay. Turgid.

Speaker 2 (32:33.322)
Uh-huh. let's see most people in 1998 correctly doubted that space travel would be common for ordinary americans or that alien life forms would have made contact. perhaps they have. They're actually in office. let's see here. I'm just looking through these here. Two-thirds of americans thought we would have elected a female president by now boy. We thought that

Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:56.654)
Ha ha! Got

It seemed more than half expected a cure for cancer and 61 % expected that people would routinely live to be 100 years old. Nana? Hey, my Nana's 100 years old.

cancer cure ain't going to Why isn't, and not that I hoping, was hoping that he would be, but why isn't Biden dead? Right? No, I thought about that. I totally forgot that he had cancer. I forgot. And the same kind that Scott Adams has, right? Yeah. If there is, which here's a theory to chew on.

Too much money in there.

Speaker 2 (33:35.918)
What my

Speaker 3 (33:41.858)
If there is some sort cancer research and they've gotten really close to something, they probably gave it to him. 100%. Or he's just a reptilian. That could be it too.

So, quick, 60 % of Americans said they were satisfied with the way things were going in the US in 1998. 60%. Okay. What percentage today do you think it is?

What year was that? Did you say 68? 98.

1. 60 % said they were satisfied with the way things were going in the U. S. Today. That number is at

15.

Speaker 2 (34:20.974)
Red.

32.

1. was right in middle ago. There you go.

right in the middle.

That's what she said. Hold on a second. I want to see if this is... No, it's this one. That is Johnny Carson telling a funny short joke according to AI. My favorite AI right now is there's this...

Speaker 3 (34:56.226)
DJ and he's taking like gangster rap songs from the 90s and making them country. And they're actually really good. Like, he's gangster paradise.

Fake Tyler Morgan sent me one of that guy's things. I forgot what song it was. it Beastie Boys. Fight for Your Right to Party. Yeah. And what have I always said? What I've always said is that anyone can sing country music. It's a party trick. Give me a song. I'll turn it into country. Somebody took the ball and ran with it.

Yeah, she missed out. And is it good? It's good though, you said.

The one I heard, the Beastie Boys one.

I was the two that I heard was gangsta's paradise and 50 cent up in the club. I think it was great. No, many men. was many men is great. When when hard cider goes bad, it turns to vinegar. Is that what is that what you

Speaker 2 (35:46.974)
What kind of trap did I set for myself? I'm kind of pissed, actually. Nah, he's getting there, but it was just nasty. It just wasn't good. So is Dan Bongino, but whatever. Let's go with Kentucky Straight Rye as our next...

Did it taste like vinegar?

Speaker 3 (35:56.779)
It's turned into a douche.

Speaker 3 (36:02.723)
What?

Speaker 3 (36:07.052)
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 3 (36:11.214)
You okay, baby?

That was empty, this bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:21.454)
Somebody I know you can't check I need to check and see if I've been blocked yet I actually do keep checking because I'm looking forward to that day so I can have that scream. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta find that

guy I got blocked by was the dude who was the nuclear waste dude. What was his name? the one that's stolen.

if you saw it bald dude and he wore all those crits he stole like the african designer i i googled bald nuclear guy

guy who at the airports and

Sam Brinton.

Speaker 2 (37:03.214)
Sam Britton. Oh, let's see if I want to know if I've been blocked by him. I don't know. I think I only tweeted about him once or twice. Sam Britton.

Speaker 2 (37:16.046)
How do you what's his handle?

Speaker 3 (37:21.48)
I don't know. It's not Sam Brinton. I know that.

Renton, B-R-I-N.

Yeah, sounds right. B-R-I-N-T-O-N maybe? At Sam underscore Brenton.

Yeah, I see him. is it? Wait, no, that's not That's not him.

Anyway, well, did it did it change? No.

Speaker 2 (37:45.934)
Maybe he got off Twitter.

Yeah, yeah, this is a different, this different guy.

Speaker 3 (37:54.67)
What you did there.

Whatever happened to him anyway, where did he go?

He went to many clubs.

He sure did. didn't he?

Okay, does this make sense y'all? Help me understand this. This was a tweet. This went out by... I'm sorry, hang on. Time out. Okay, gotta put you there.

Speaker 3 (38:17.134)
My husband sometimes describes me as a weird kind of Batman. That's what Sam Brinton said in an interview. Bath? Like B-A-T-A? Batman. I've never looked at him and thought that's a

picture of old Sam so that people know exactly who are

You mean the one that's been up on the screen now for about

been scrolled down looking for Norx man I'm sorry I can't be in two places

I get sent looking for Sam Britton and you get to look for Norks. Such a freak, by the way, Norks aren't down there up up here up here.

Speaker 2 (38:44.28)
Well, I'm still looking down here.

Speaker 2 (38:55.02)
well I mean if gravity's involved. So help me out here. Okay does this make sense? This is way too late. We all have stories like that. We all have stories like that. And people that shall remain nameless. I am scarred to this day.

That's true.

some I ain't naked.

Speaker 3 (39:11.304)
And...

It's like a rite of passage. did you see my aunt naked too? I did. Bless her heart. Everybody. We all have stories like that.

So

Speaker 2 (39:27.87)
Cider is spoiled. I need it more than ever. does this make sense? So listen to this. A dad buys stock at $250,000. It grows to 12 million. I kind of want to stop for a second. This pales in comparison to what I was telling Kelly before we went on. been, hold on, let me check this stock now, Kelly. I missed my chance to sell a stock that was up 19 cents a share and now I'm monitoring it like a hawk.

yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:55.982)
And I thought for a moment today, OK, I made $0.16 a share. Let me just go ahead and sell it. I'll take you go ahead and take that. Now it's at plus $0.11 a share. So I missed that. OK, so anyway, Dad buys stock at $250,000. It grows to $12 million. If he sells, he owes tax on an $11.75 million gain, capital gains tax, F-U. Instead, he puts it in a trust, borrows against it. Borrowing is not income, so no tax.

Ha ha

Speaker 2 (40:24.364)
He lives on loans, never sells. He dies holding the asset. Kids inherit a $12 million basis. IRS gets zero dollars.

I love it. Is that possible?

I don't know, I don't know.

I like it if it is possible, but it seems to me that they would have smoked that one out by now.

I think that I think step one is the problem for me dad buys stock at two hundred and fifty thousand dollars yeah I can't get to step one to even play no anyway

Speaker 3 (40:57.73)
Bye!

Nope, the only possible chance you had was Bitcoin at 11 when Stu did it. I watched this show the other day about this guy who had like $1,000,000 in Bitcoin. He threw away. Did you see that? He threw away his He's trying to find it in the dump. Oh my God. Oh yeah. He's been doing it for years.

And we just a

Speaker 2 (41:18.402)
Please.

So you've read stories over the years of like going to a dump and all that stuff and the authorities in Britain won't let this guy go into the room and won't let him buy the dump, all this stuff. When I used to do the At The Mic episodes, one of my favorite podcasts is The Fantasy Footballers. So if you're a fantasy football player, listen to that. OK, so Al Borland tells me a story. If you listen to that show, Al.

And he had seven Bitcoin, I think, as he used it to buy cable, to get cable that he wasn't supposed to be getting or something. And anyway, I think I forgot if he just threw it away or lost track. And it was seven Bitcoin. I got to go find the episode, y'all.

Billions of dollars like what?

So I will try to put this in the chat here, but he's such a great guy.

Speaker 3 (42:17.006)
Well, you had seven Bitcoin, that'd only be what 630 grand right now. Right.

Yeah, only. Damn that. I mean, right?

And the dude in England is James Howells. The keys, had 8,000 Bitcoin. Yeah, and his girlfriend threw it away because she was cleaning the house or something.

That's a different one. That was one in a drawer, think, that she got. Yeah, yeah. Put it There's all these stories, man. All these stories. OK. Wow. I want you to stay and play with us all day, I'm looking at the clock, and I just don't know if you have to leave or what. You know, you could totally just dial in from the car and just use.

What she said.

Speaker 3 (42:55.702)
No, I do.

Speaker 2 (43:07.742)
Before you leave, just want to remind everyone that coming up on Thursday, January 29th, it'll be the three of us on another Barfleet episode where we talk about aliens and whatnot. I'm dragging Brad onto next week's. He doesn't know this yet. He's going to be next week.

favorite.

Speaker 3 (43:27.374)
I hope you get some better cider.

I'm just gonna have to drink rye, I guess, whatever.

This will be the day that I die. Okay, be safe, safe, say hi to the kids.

Okay.

I will, love you guys. Bye.

Speaker 2 (43:44.59)
Five right.

And now we're Man, either. Or be committed.

Let's talk about it.

Thank you. Be committed or be committed.

I hesitate to I'm an open book, but not everybody is let me just put it this way someone someone That I know was committed this week That's all I'll say

Speaker 3 (44:16.0)
I know somebody who committed himself.

Yeah, I think that might have been what this was.

that's public knowledge. He's talking about Brandon.

I know who, I honestly don't know who you're talking about.

Brandon Morse. Yeah, he checked himself into it.

Speaker 2 (44:31.63)
Buddy, he's been on this show before. I love Brandon.

Yeah, he was not getting any sleep and it turned out he doing wacky things to him and he checked himself into a looney bin for a little while and turned out to be a sleep deprivation thing and it's up on his...

YouTube. Okay, I will check that out. Can I just say, can I just say, hold on, I'm gonna read a text that I sent this morning to Carrie. Okay. Good Lord, man. My wife, Karen, you're

Carry Who.

Speaker 3 (45:05.95)
married? You son of a bitch, you told me you were single.

Dude, had to, you know what? Let me just, I just want to say this real quick and then get it out of the way. How do I say this? I don't want to embarrass. Okay. How do I do this?

Are you going to pull a NOSH nap?

So you know how Kelly gets dick pics. I had a very nice, a very lovely individual.

Speaker 2 (45:35.102)
I said to me just to ask I'm not I know how this sounds and I'm not trying to sound like So when I get home man, I like to get comfortable and I mean I I if I wear a collar if I wear a polo shirt I'm overdressed. Okay. He's turned off his light. What's going on?

Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:52.11)
I'm getting comfortable. want to listen to this story. I'm going to be comfortable.

So, no, I'm just saying, like, how do I say? I take, I like to do this right here. See this? This right here? I like to unwind. don't, nothing, in fact, honestly, I think I have a disorder. Like, I don't like extra stuff touching me, like nothing, ugh. Anyway, it's a long story. About to be in the same damn room as Brandon. Anyway, so.

No, I'm the same way. I can't.

Speaker 2 (46:24.782)
This is so I had to start putting this on every show now. You see, because apparently somebody picked up because I don't know if you've noticed that. Probably not because you're not hitting on me, Brad. But I had to had to. Because someone pointed out, hey, I'm just checking to see, are you married? Because you don't have a ring. And I'm like, OK, I'm going to start wearing the damn ring on the show.

I race the willy.

Speaker 3 (46:51.79)
name. I will scratch his eyes out.

Hang on a second

His name is Stanley. don't know if you ever. Yeah. And he's like, listen.

Bastard!

Son of a two timing no good

Speaker 2 (47:07.672)
So now I have to wear it. And so there we are. Okay. Yes, the wig. but I started to tell you this text. We have such ADD on this damn show. I texted her this morning and I said, 22 hours and 16 minutes of sleep. That's what I've had over five nights this week.

help me Jesus. Four hours and 25 minutes, I think a night, that's what that averages. And I am miserable. So like I said, I'll be joining Brandon at the O'Looney event soon.

Anyway, take, if I can't sleep, take two Benadryl and the problem with Benadryl, they say that, a Benadryl is like, if you take one, it's like drinking a martini. So every, for every Benadryl you take, it's like drinking another martini. And, yeah, well, the, at that, well, the problem is this. Yeah. At least with a Benadryl, just pass out. It is.

Let's have a martini.

Then I got a.

Speaker 2 (48:06.062)
It's a tap. You drink right before bed to help you sleep. And then the next thing you know, I got to wake up and pee. Hey, welcome to P Talk, everybody. Rebecca joins us.

What's go-

Well, she understands because she has to go and pee.

I'm trying to get my baby to sleep, but she doesn't want to sleep. So here we are. So why don't you do this? Why don't you go take a nap? my gosh, what's happening? I'm trying to breastfeed her. Their norks are out. Yes.

Why is my camera where my camera is? Damn it.

Speaker 2 (48:38.99)
So what you need to do is, okay, should I give, let me give you some alone time there. Holy crap. Brad is not okay.

You really can't see down in these months. They lied.

my gosh, I can't do this.

can. I don't have a problem with it.

Tell me when it's safe to turn around. It's safe. mean, OK, so. So I got a question, Rebecca. Could you go take a nap? Leave the line in front of the baby. If she's going to be all, you know, rambunctious and loud and whatnot, she she's not loud. She's just smiling. She just wants to hang out. That's all. She really is. But you know, she had I bought her a new bathtub today, so and.

Speaker 3 (49:04.088)
They're just boobs.

Speaker 3 (49:20.462)
She's a sweet little girl.

Speaker 2 (49:27.924)
She has had tummy issues, now today she pooped. She had a swim, you know, she was.

That's a good day. Perfect. That is a good day right there.

And then not at all. She's just very happy.

How was you day? It was great. I took a dump took a swim

Can I pay somebody to have that kind of day and that kind thing? And this is what you're dealing with. I actually went to the gym this morning. I went into the sauna. I never showered after and I haven't really been bothering. Like everything's just a mess here. So there you go. This is life. This is what moms look like. And I hate it that you missed Kelly because she and I see she she gets here on time.

Speaker 2 (50:17.73)
So Kelly and I had a little conversation before we got started today. if you have any mom questions, she wants you to reach out. that's sweet. And she was very sad that she didn't get to see you today. But thanks for joining us. What time is it over there? 9.50? It's about 10 o'clock at night, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Don't you put Rebecca up on top because right now she's behind my camera and I can't see.

Wait, what? Let's see here. Hang on. Remove Brad. Okay. Now add Brad. There we go. How's that? that better?

Yep. Yep. Much. What's up?

What's up? I see. So now you can see better. OK, good. There's a nip slip. OK, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold Rebecca. Yeah. In America right now. Western half of the nation for the most part. It's been very warm here. The Eastern has been very cold. Yeah, I hate it, Brad. We had 83 yesterday. Kill me. But Europe is.

Speaker 3 (51:00.514)
We

you

Speaker 2 (51:21.29)
in the deep freeze, right? What's going on? yeah, it's cold. Yeah. What is it there? Don't give me Celsius. Okay. I can't do your weird matrix, Keith. You know that. Give me, give me the what's the what's the coldest it's gotten during this cold snap? I think minus 12, which isn't really that bad. But if where I am, that is, we're kind of like shielded. But in Couto Cano, which is north in the country is minus 30. And that is a coastal city. Can you imagine?

minus 30 is minus 22 degrees Fahrenheit. Okay, that doesn't seem like that big a difference.

Hold on a second. What did you say it was where you live in Oslo? Minus 12. 10 degrees. Okay. And what'd you say? It's minus 30 up north? Yeah. Minus 20. 30. Yeah.

which is only 10.

Speaker 3 (52:12.802)
That's weird how it doesn't seem, it doesn't seem right.

Oh, it's a big difference. It's like 20... 18 degrees different, yeah.

Yeah, but below 10 below it all just feels cold

Is it? Is it? Yeah. Yeah. She's getting a little feisty there. She's just working out. You know, this is her. This is her jazz now. She has her little baby jam. She works out like she's girl. She is smiling at me right now. Actually, she's starting to get her hair. And this is so funny because her baby hair is still attached. It's like she looks like a little monk.

I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:45.55)
She's a cool little

Speaker 3 (52:56.896)
You just drop her

Yeah! Yes!

Friar tuck.

This doesn't really show it very well, but Zealy kind of had that. There's the three of them.

Good grief, how long ago was that?

Speaker 2 (53:21.55)
That was 2008. Yep.

That doesn't seem that long ago. when you say it like that, but it's like,

You know, Aslan there is, do you remember when they used to have those little workshop things at Lowe's and Home Depot and stuff? She's wearing like a Lowe's, like the apron thing there. Ezra's got some weird Finding Nemo sticker on her shirt there and staring off into my soul. And then there's Zeely. This is the first picture taken of the three of them, I believe. No, no, no, there's one more. That's so cute.

yeah!

Speaker 3 (53:45.518)
You

Speaker 3 (53:55.758)
And then, you that was the way they were all celebrating Obama's election there.

God don't say that. No, no, this is early in 2008. We still had hope. I wonder if I'm going to look a little more like sexy if we just like do this. I'm not so sure. We're going for sexy. Well, being a mom is has turned shit around for me. don't have time to do little. Hold on, on, hold on, on. Following your lead, following your lead. Yeah. Thank you Stanley.

Speaker 3 (54:25.294)
That's a bumper sticker. Being a mom has turned me. That's very nice. Yes. I I contribute, but I really can't.

It looks the same, right?

It's the same thing she's got going on there. Okay.

I do have a nice rim light though.

I want to hear her burp. Make her burp. Well, she already burped, so you're probably not going to hear it. But how cool is her hairstyle? I mean, think there's more than a few of us that are pretty much right there.

Speaker 3 (54:54.318)
The monk look.

She has a lot of hair up here, but it's just like lighter. So it looks really funny right now.

Wait, where's Kelly?

That she would have said that's what she said.

Yes, she did. Yes, she would have. Yes, we didn't because she's not here. So I just I just saw a headline that Chrysler has scrapped the plug in Jeeps.

Speaker 2 (55:21.39)
Ford has gotten rid of all of their EVs. I'm sure they're going to prohibit cars in America soon because they can be used as weapons. Rebecca, Yeah. Well, but on the EV front, there's many states are phasing out the selling of gas vehicles. I'm telling y'all.

Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:44.91)
You need to build Europe's mistake just don't but places like California and other states Massachusetts I believe build build these Car dealerships right on the border of these states and sell cars man because you can still have them in these states You just can't sell them in these states and it's I think 2028 I think is the first marker up through like 2035 depending on which state

York, Massachusetts, Oregon, Washington, Jersey, Maryland, Rhode Island and Vermont.

Half of those are gonna get rescinded, you know.

Okay. Okay.

That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:21.068)
I think this is an oldie but a goodie and I hadn't seen it in so long so that's why I brought it to the show today. I love this guy.

Okay. You like to donate a dollar to save a dog? No.

shit

Yes

Say what?

Speaker 3 (56:49.418)
Yes. How did I?

I

Here we go.

Well.

Cut.

Speaker 3 (57:04.046)
was worth it. machine is... Look at me.

You

I'm good.

Speaker 2 (57:15.029)
I'm the one you talk to, got it?

I got it.

Okay, where were we?

I was just trying to pay for-

Can you do yourself? Yes. No one likes me. True or

Speaker 3 (57:37.854)
Donate the dollar isn't he who is that guy? He reminded me of Adam the woo

is that the guy that died? Yes. I still don't know who that is. Because you told me that. You texted me that. went to you. You said, I think he said he was a YouTuber. I him. And I typed his name into YouTube. I saw these videos come up. And I go, huh. I don't know. And then I closed.

the world was.

Speaker 3 (58:00.768)
He was, was, it was a shock cause he was only 51 and he just laid down and died.

Huh. I wonder what caused that.

They don't know. He was not suicidal. He was.

Safe and

I don't think he did. I mean, he may have.

Speaker 2 (58:22.666)
Okay, I don't I mean there are still strange unexplainable deaths like that But not as many as they used to be now now they're now they're explainable. okay this is over christmas break. I saw this new lsu coach former old miss coach. I'm sorry old miss man. Y'all had that last night. but lane kiffin and look As one who frequents colorado

and goes to municipalities where they charge you for grocery bags. And I just walk out and say, no, I'm not paying for that. Because it's a self-checkout, and you have to tell them that you're paying just like that guy. Tell them, it says, how many bags are you using? That would be zero, even though I've got like four. It's like the honor system. But anyway, this guy here, I guess in Baton Rouge, I don't know. Because I mean, this is where LSU is. I don't know. Do they charge for bags at certain stores?

But here's what happened and I don't know people are debating or they were is is he just trolling for fun? Or is he actually see what he's carrying there? He's carrying the little basket that you that you carry around the grocery store

You bring that back. They said you have to pay for a bag.

How did you

Speaker 2 (59:42.35)
I mean, I agree with him.

Good day.

Come on. That's a good point because it doesn't say anywhere you can't take the basket.

So people are like, so you condone thieving.

What if you bring it back?

Speaker 2 (59:56.162)
Yeah, right, that's what you should do.

I thought I thought communists like sharing stuff

I mean, and they put those stupid wheel lock thingies on baskets now. So you go on the shopping cart. So if you try to wheel them, you know, to two parking spots past the front door, they lock up, which tells you how much shopping carts must be worth if they're willing to put all that technology on those stupid things. It's just weird. They had that problem in Norway.

Yeah, what do you guys do for you to have those like you had to put a coin in to get your little thingy out but Now they took that away You're here to get your thingy Don't worry about the baskets what we're worried about is the beef and it's behind locked

time out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45.388)
You guys lock up your beef.

Not in Norway, but in Sweden, yeah. Yeah, Sweden sucks, am I right? Yes. Yeah. A lot of country does it because they steal, like the immigrants steal.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02.222)
That was that all the way in the United States. She did good. Karen wants to know how Tanner's doing, by the way.

out of that little girl.

you

Speaker 2 (01:01:18.67)
that they did a biopsy and thanks for asking and and the vet said it had it had just fat and and red blood cells in it but they want him to come back for a deeper biopsy and also they are They're gonna get back. The surgeon is gonna get back to me. I'm still waiting to hear back from the surgeon to know If they can even operate can see the damn lump. I don't know if y'all know this. I'm sorry

He attacked a UPS truck for no good reason. It was driving by one day and five years ago and it's been growing ever since. And now it's blocking his windpipe. It's coughing constantly. And I'm very concerned that he's just suffocating. it's very, it's a big downer, but they're worried. I'm have to try and go calm her down because she's been calming.

It's me, isn't it? She sees me and she just, see? That's Uncle Brad in it.

Yeah.

But anyhow, the lump now is now in the Trachea area and they can't do certain they're scared to. But thank you for all the warm wishes and many people saying they would donate to a fund which it would take that they already estimated to about 12,000. But we're waiting. We're just we're just waiting gonna try to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18.486)
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30.432)
that weird though that you get you you have trauma to an area well dog has trauma to an area and then it just causes stuff to grow

Yeah, and they said it they originally said it was too risky of a surgery Well now they're saying it's even more of a risk now that it's down to his throat. I don't it's been a fucking nightmare And I feel so bad for him. Where are you smelly? Where'd you go? Anyway, He makes noises like that baby does I'll tell you that But that's that's that Nana cause him her human dog because he's so smart Yeah, okay, so that's a downer

Where are you stinky?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05.772)
I need a smart dog.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10.414)
That was good.

before I forget, you know what you made me think here. This is how my train of thought works. You made me remember here. You know, you're supposed to come over here and then that, you know, that got changed, right? It's Friday night, a week from tonight. And it's not here, but I don't know where yet, but it's not here apparently. I don't know. Bro.

It's just because I showed up that one time unannounced, isn't it? Now you won't let me come over at all.

The women folk are are coordinating this. It was Bailey's suggestion. We didn't say nobody come over here. So we're like, okay, whatever. It's fine because we still don't have our Christmas stuff down and we're not going to have it down next week either. So anyway, all right. So, I want you to see this. I want you to see this, video. I'm about to, everyone, if you're like me, after I play these next few videos, you're just gonna be terrified to eat anything, honestly. Drink from anything, eat anything.

Listen to this guy. I don't know what to do anymore. What is hap- You think this is a paper cup? This is a plastic cup. Your pumpkin spice latte is literally full of millions of microplastics. This paper cup from Starbucks is- Brad, you and I despise microplastics.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24.124)
I'd yes, I'm not a big fan of microplastics and they're everywhere. So they're unavoidable at this point and

This guy though, lined with plastic. Let me show you guys this. This is gonna blow your mind. So I took the cup. This is actually the cup that I got my pumpkin spice latte in that I enjoyed. I didn't drink it guys, I poured it out. Soak it in water for a little bit. And you've got plastic there, right? So can see my finger there. Let me keep peeling this away. So you can see, plastic cup. That is what's actually in your Starbucks paper cup. It's a plastic cup. And again, the problem here is that that plastic is leaching probably millions.

of microplastics going from this plastic on the inside of your paper cup into your drink when you're pouring a hot beverage in there. Microplastics, nanoplastics, we know these are harmful for humans. Endocrine disruption, they accumulate in all of the organs in our bodies. So look, the holiday season is amazing. These Starbucks cups, Paul's Pumpkin Spice Latte, it's very seasonal and festive, not so good for you as humans. What's the solution here? Bring a mug with you or a stainless steel thermos for your hot drinks at Starbucks. Send this to someone you know.

who drinks out of too many Starbucks paper cups and doesn't know that they're plastic.

Will they fill it up though or?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33.838)
or that's a good question. was thinking that too. And if it's only in there for a nanosecond, know, does it.

I would bet that if it's leaching, it's leaching as soon as I pour the boiling

don't know, man. He's had some microplastic.

You

Hold on, sorry. That needs to be discussed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54.286)
But the microplastics are bad. They can't find people with, with pure blood now. yeah. That they, tried to do the study on how many particles, I guess PPM that were in blood and they, they couldn't find anybody who didn't have microplastics in their blood to create a baseline. Well, I mean, we're just, we're going to start slowly growing.

You told me that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11.95)
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24.458)
a third limb. Which if we can if you could choose where to have that extra hand, the little arm like little baby arm coming off your right off my forehead.

Where you having that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36.254)
No

If you get, yeah, if you've got a little extra arm that's going to grow, you think about you could hold your phone up there. So when you need the little baby arm would just like this and just hold it up there when you're not. And, if you're drinking, it just, has the beer up there the whole time. And then, and then you got the other two hands to do whatever you're doing.

No judgment.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02.496)
Okay, then you'd sit on it.

These are the 2025 first on the list is double Chico coming in at 38 out of 100 due to it having highest amount of forever.

I love Topo Chico!

OK, but now I'm going to push back on Topo Chico in a second. So don't lose hope on Topo Chico yet.

goes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19.48)
What? That's all- Promethane

as well due to having high heavy metal content such as chromium, arsenic, and even some phyrebra chemicals as well. And then Essentia scored 10 out of 100 due to having trihalomethanes, phyrebra chemicals, bromate, and some phthalates. We independently test and review all these waters and share the full results on the Oasis app where you can check if your water is actually healthy.

The Oasis app. I'll be sure to not download that and terrify me even more.

How do you avoid anything anymore?

But now somebody in the comments of that video asked Grok, I'm sorry, my gosh, I forgot to close this tab. So here's what I'm looking at right now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31.341)
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34.926)
All right, I mean close that tab. All right. So somebody asked grok underneath the terrible waters, know topo chico again if you're topo chico fans stick around because i've got uh I got maybe some good news here for you. Um, yeah, somebody said uh, hey grok, uh Which were the top five like which are the cleanest ones? Um, and of course, I don't know where any of these are but look at that Icelandic glacial 100 100 Halstein aqua carpatica

Hawaii volcanic and Castle Rock. And again, of course, these are waters that nobody knows where they're

In Castle Rock, that's where all the bad stuff happens in Stephen King novels, so wouldn't trust that shit.

is that Castle Rock? that Colorado or is it?

his stuff is all in New England.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22.754)
You know, I started to read one of his books. I read Kujo. And I really tried to read that. think I was in like, feels like middle school, maybe ninth grade. I don't know. I watched it.

it.

It the book will scare the shit out of you. Okay

Really? But I couldn't get through Cooge. Like it was just, I don't know, man. It was weird. But I wanted to enjoy it and I forgot my point, but.

That is Stephen King.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56.398)
Stephen King. in hindsight, he's such a douche. It's like, I'm glad I wasn't ever into this stuff.

know. I know. That's just it. Rebecca.

What kind of bottled water you drink over there in not Sweden?

That's good. That's nice. I like that kind of wall.

I was I was closing tabs and I didn't see that she had vanished. She was up there when I pulled it up, right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:19.33)
No. What? That's shit.

Sorry.

Here I am, you know, complaining about microplastics and I'm eating the Oreo thins. Have you ever had those?

Yeah, they taste like chemicals.

But the best tasting chemicals?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38.946)
Yeah, I don't know man. It's happened to in last few years where I can taste, I can just taste fake shit, you know?

Speaker 2 (01:10:49.428)
Anyway,

I'm not I've got so many things I could and I won't I'm not gonna do it

Good. Topo Chico, I wanted to put your mind at ease here, okay? Because some guy...

You don't have syphilis.

some guy said that, let's see, because he was addressing, think, this video that we just played about how Topo Chico is whatever. And he said that the parts per trillion literally means that Topo Chico is nine parts for every one trillion parts. So how much is that exactly? If you do the math, and I did, that means for every

Speaker 2 (01:11:32.014)
50 Olympic sized swimming pools worth of Topo Chico. There's about one milliliter PFA's, one 20th of a tablespoon.

Is that a lot?

1 20th of a tablespoon. So he goes to put that into perspective, a human consumes roughly one 10th of an Olympic swimming pool of water in their entire life. What? So even if I know, right? I was reading this. So even if the only fluid you drank for your entire life was Topo Chico and nothing else, then after 85 years of drinking, you would consume about 0.00012 milliliters of PFAs, an amount so small it's probably not visible to the naked eye.

And somebody else said, did you test plastics, plastic Topo Chico or glass bottle Topo Chico, which is a great point. And I didn't see the answer.

And I've done that. Usually I'm drinking the glass bottle topo Chico. So it's it's probably and you're right. I mean, it's all all things are relative. And you know, if you're not going to

Speaker 2 (01:12:36.376)
Do you eat soup? Do you like soup? You like soup, right?

Why are you trying to sell me on soup all of a sudden? Do buy stock in a soup company? Yes, absolutely need to. There was a study that gave people either fresh soup or canned soup for five days. Then they did a so-called two-day washout where they took a break from soup. What they found was that consumption of one serving of canned soup daily over the course of five days was associated with more than a thousand percent increase in urinary BPA, a thousand fold increase in BPA.

That is what a

I'm not alarmist, but I only have to read this once. Done. I'm not eating canned soup again, unless I'm absolutely starving. Dysphenol A is a known endocrine disruptor. It mimics estrogen in ways that can activate or block estrogenic pathways. So it messes up hormone pathways. DPA is not a good thing. Turns out there's lots of it in the lining of soup cans. The lining helps maintain the flavor and the freshness of the soup in those cans.

My suggestion would be unless you have a powerful reason to consume canned soup, don't consume canned soup.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43.886)
What kind of AI was that? What are we eating? Like squid? What the hell is that? Right, mean that soup, of course that soup's gonna be gross. Look at that thing. It's all dangling and shit. What is happening? That is nasty.

That's intestinal lining.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58.734)
I take stuff.

How do I say this without-

You have a spoonful of nest?

I'd like a bowl of your nasty soup.

Right, okay, so the part is you can't drink water, you can't drink from cups, and you can't eat soup. I mean, there's nothing left, honestly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20.27)
How much time do we, well, do I, I'm closer to the other side than you are most likely. That's true. I thought I was, I thought I was closer than doc and I'll look at how that worked out. So I mean, it's how much good time do we all have left anyway? You might as well enjoy some of it. I mean, just don't drink gasoline. Don't like getting to a gas chugging contest and you'd probably be okay.

You don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46.104)
How long have I known you?

at least 10 minutes.

Right and and nowhere in that time nowhere in those 10 minutes. Have you told me that? How was I supposed to know not to drink gasoline? If you love me, you would have told me by now well

Well, here's the thing about gasoline. I like the way it smells.

You and Ezra

Speaker 3 (01:15:07.278)
it smells good. There's a certain smell and there are people you've seen the the was it called my weird addiction on TLC or whatever. It people that actually have to have they have they have little jars of gas around and they'll take a hit off of it. What the hell? You've never heard of that? yeah. People that you get addicted to whatever the hell because you're ingesting it. I mean, you're not it's not like drinking it but

I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37.006)
You're you're taking it in smelling gas was that called an addiction I just I googled it and it's like help is available Right, why is the smell of gasoline addictive a Powerful connection between scent and memory is often called the Proust phenomena, but no it's not I mean

The f- What is it? The f-

The Proust, the Proust phenomenon. Then eloquently described a potent memory of childhood evoked by the smell of Madeleine biscuits or Madeleine's biscuits.

yes.

Gas snipping

Speaker 2 (01:16:26.318)
Thanks for being here.

This right here, this prevail. This is addictive.

Doesn't sm- it doesn't taste like vinegar?

No, and it is strong AF.

Inhalance. That's what gas is. a cat. mean, if you've done whippets, right? Remember last time we were in and we were doing whippets together and it was just sorry. That was by I wasn't supposed to talk about that. Did you ever take photography in school?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48.695)
What?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58.574)
I was okay. How are we gonna? It's not really a yes or no. I kind of I hung out in a class and

of discovery.

Yes or no

Speaker 3 (01:17:10.182)
I just going to ask if you ever sniffed stop.

Yes, yes, yes, I hung out in the dark room. Let's put it that way.

Yep. And stop bath will do that. I mean, it'll, it'll knock you on your. Stop bath.

Yeah, before digital man, it was a process.

It really was. It was, it was more fun because you did, you had dark rooms. You know, I wonder how badly the sale of red light bulbs fell off in digital photography era. So I love the smell when walking into Lowe's or Home Depot. What that's the smell of wood really.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44.792)
shit, hang on, I'll fix that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53.634)
Look that. I found your red light. I'm developing pictures over here. Don't mind me. Hold on a second. Yeah, it is, dude. Yeah, it's, I don't know how much detail you want, but when I have, there are certain parts of my body, not my, no, that ache on a regular basis. And, and I've got actually a blanket, one of these that I wrap around. I've got a micro tear in this elbow. I've had surgery for a micro tear on this one.

Is that working? Does it work? Does it really?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23.63)
This is coming soon, I'm sure. But when it hurts, I just wrap the little red light blanket thing, and then it feels good for about three days. Like, let me explain this. I know it's going to sound weird, but maybe somebody else out there can identify with this. It causes severe pain to take like, let's

you went you went somewhere. You you touched something. I can't hear you at all. There you go. Wait a minute. Okay. You're back.

Wait it out!

So if you got like, and since that was ridiculous, but like I said, maybe this will help somebody. A wet laundry in your washing machine, and you got the heavy wet clothes, and you reach in there with your, fuck, and he's got this micro tear, and it hurts like a bitch. And then you have to use your other arm, or you have to turn your arm and lift it a different way. And the guy, the doctor who fixed this, I'm going to go see him in a couple of weeks to try to fix this one. But.

If in the meantime if I fall asleep or attempt to as you saw earlier with my four hours a night I I wrap it and then it feels good for a few days now my leg pain that is the stupidest thing ever same thing wrap that red light in in the Around the leg and it feels good for a few days I don't know if it's gonna have a long-term cumulative effect because I haven't been using these forever

Speaker 2 (01:19:54.798)
But so far so good.

It looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04.882)
There it is right there. wasn't sorry. I was I Know I don't want you to send me. I just want

That on the screen yet

sure.

close that tab, sir. Just.

Sorry. It pops up on occasion.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22.124)
I do want to say this.

DMSO is something that I've been putting on Tanner's neck to try to lower that advancement of that lump. And I've been putting the red light on him on a regular basis, just hovering it above his bed. And I don't want to get too excited here. But I will say, doing that religiously, it seems like, it seems like I don't want to jinx this and I just...

It feels like the last few days he's coughed less. So I don't know if it, can't, I never measured the circumference of the lump in the neck, but it just feels like he's coughing less. So I'm hoping that that is actually working. And there's a report. If you go to YouTube and you type in 60 minutes DMSO, it's from 1980 or so, Mike Wallace. And, and he actually has an interview with a former Falcons quarterback and head coach June Jones.

I wouldn't at work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23.594)
and other people who swear by DMSO, you can get it on Amazon, you can rub it on, just, it's supposed to be this miracle thing. And it talks about, in this 60 minutes report, it talks about how, well, look, there's no money in that. The only drawback, the only side effect is that you end up smelling like oyster, or as the people in my house now have a nickname for Tanner. hey, sweet corn. So, there you go. you wanna smell like corn or oysters.

If because those are two different smells

I know, that's why I'm like, what are y'all smelling, weirdos? Maybe it's me. COVID changed all of our senses of smell.

Yeah, yes, it did. what was that going to? I can't remember now. no, the, the, the, story, the woman,

Before we go to that story there, let's just check in with Rebecca and see if she has a thought on DMSO. What are your thoughts, Rebecca? okay, interesting. Okay, what's this here? What's this here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:25.804)
See, I knew she was going to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30.85)
The dude who was beaten and tortured by the woman in Belgium kept and she kept him basically barefoot and and made him sleep in the kennel with 60 Chihuahuas and clean up after them. And she beat him. What did she beat him with?

I didn't hear this at all. Tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53.518)
How does it get to that? Stop it.

That's a, I would like to know that myself. She, like, there.

that. I do sleep next to one chihuahua every night, but I'm not doing the 60 thing.

60 chihuahuas. There's a point when you get to maybe 30.

It's bro. It's before 30 that you

Speaker 3 (01:23:17.902)
think. She locked him into a dark room and a dog kennel. He was forced to clean them in the premises with caustic chemicals while he was barefoot. She installed cameras and kept a constant watch on him. If she saw him stop working, she would shout at him remotely. She then locked him into a garden shed, a kennel and a dark cellar regularly denying him food and water. When two of the dogs died, she blamed him and poured boiling water on him.

This is getting kinky.

And she hit him with a chair.

Please time out. Was she armed ever?

How does it get this button?

Speaker 3 (01:23:54.97)
I can't find pictures ever because I'm thinking she's got to be smoking hot because why would you go, okay, because if she's ugly, you got no, I'm not cleaning up after the dogs you do it ugly.

Unmute your mic there. Would that for a hot woman, Brad? Like, that's weird. would. Men are... I understand this. As long as you have norks and you're a woman, you can... You don't even have to give anything up. You can just make men do whatever.

You're turned here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16.875)
I

Speaker 3 (01:24:26.958)
There's a certain amount of truth to that. mean, it's not, it's not the, I mean, that's not, it's not a, what's the

A definite science? No it's not.

Yes, it's that but but if she is smoking, huh? There's got to be a reason that he was doing this other Well, she may have been dosing him with something but this went on for

can't find pictures of either one of them.

This is weird. Is that like a Belgium court rule or something? I don't know. That's just stupid. But before we move any further than this, I just want to throw this out there because you mentioned he sleeps with 60 Chihuahuas. I mentioned Matilda. So Matilda sleeps in the bed there. And I just want to point this out and see if anybody else has this experience with their dogs. OK, because Matilda does this. It's 100 % accurate. The higher in the bed she sleeps, like, for example,

Speaker 2 (01:25:22.894)
Last night, she slept way up here, just right next to my arm, okay? Underneath my arm there. The higher she sleeps, the worse she feels. So you know if she's up high in the bed, she feels like crap and her poop's gonna be all nasty in the morning. If she's down at the feet, everything's fine with her bowels. What is that? Is it just her? Is it every dog? Come on now, what is up with that? 100 % accuracy rate. When she's up here, I take her out early because I don't want any problems.

Why does she poop in the bed?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If she jumps down from the bed in the middle of the night, she'll go and poop. She's got a spot that she thinks is, I don't know.

This is second time, by the way, we've discussed poop today.

I'm all about the poop, like the poop every day over here. Poop, poop everywhere. Poop, burps, and farts. It's like that's my life now. Not mine, obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13.934)
18 18 months ago. Did you think your life would have?

I did not think my life would be about poop and farts and burps. No. But you love it. You love it. absolutely You're loving motherhood, right? I am loving motherhood, yes. That's awesome. I'm very much in love. I wish I could show everybody how cute she is, but I don't want her face on the internet for some weirdo, pedo, AI experience.

You're wise yeah, are you tired of the nork yet?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50.722)
Well, because they get hefty hefty it's like it's like, you know carrying around milk jugs with you all the time

It's not that bad actually.

Nor are you not tired of the Norks? Okay. No.

Not tired of the norks. I am tired of all the extra weight though, but that has started to like

The extra weight of the Norx are just the overall.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13.898)
No, the overall.

What? That's a legit question. Are you tired of the Norquait?

That's a conversation starter right there. Norquait. Okay. I love this video. I hate Instagram. Maybe it's a play. Maybe it won't. see. This is physics is the name of this and I had to pull the music down. Here we go. Yeah. Okay. So watch this. This is so satisfying. Look how he's cleaning that table. Do see that? I love how his boss is checking him out. Let's see if you got it, bro. Look at that. That is awesome.

Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49.026)
That is cool.

Now that right there, I can't hit pause. That's something I would do. Put a switch behind there. I don't know why that one's in this video. Honestly, I don't know why that, but the rest of these are cool. Somebody wants to say hi. Uh-oh.

we used to do that with,

Hang on.

Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16.204)
He just jumped up in my lap. did. look, there's another. Because he saw that you didn't have her and he's like, hey, it's my turn.

Yeah.

I didn't know. little bit jealous. How is Balder doing with the baby? He is accepting her. She he's licked her head. She's a part of pack, you know, but he's a bit jealous and he's trying to dominate me like hell like taking my food and you know.

Pussy grabbing Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45.943)
and stuff. pumping your leg.

Oh, he's always done that. That's not nothing new. He does hump. Hold on a second. Your cat humps your leg? Yeah, yeah, he humps everybody. If you put the white blanket on, he's on your leg and he's he's having a good time. What the hell is a white blanket? It's a white blanket. That's like the blanket in the couch. If you put that on and you're on the couch, he will hump your leg.

It's generally hump leg.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09.294)
Speaker 2 (01:29:18.306)
Doesn't matter who you are. telling you that that's his blanket, right? Yeah, but he will try with it. And if you try to get him off, he will scream at you. Sounds like he doesn't have any trouble getting off.

Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30.464)
Let's let's rephrase that. if you try getting if you try removing him from the blanket, thank you

you. Brad, the voice of reason, finally. Somebody had a good comment here. So that's a unique thing with Matilda sleeping up high in the bed. This will be me with the mustache, the way. yeah. So Wisconsin Jackal, that's my point. Try turning the fan off with it running. Tell me, Brad, you know me well enough. You could see me sending you a picture bragging, hey, Brad, I didn't have to call you and bug you about installing the switch for this fan. Aren't you proud of me? And then you would have replied back,

So turn it off now. And then I'd send back a picture of my bloody stump.

Why would they, mean, what would even make a person think?

I don't know why that that particular clip is in that montage. That's the only one that doesn't like which one of the others

Speaker 3 (01:30:23.576)
physics in that your hand and the fan blade cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

So what is this video? You said you used to do this with the flame?

Yeah, you've never done that with the flight when you blot a candle and if you hold a match above it, the yeah, no. it's cool. It's fun. It's like sciencey shit.

I've never done that. It's like fun.

Yeah, okay. What's this happen? What's happening here? Look at that, huh? The batteries and the hovering nickel. There's a little parachute. That's what you can do with your masks. You can turn them into a parachute. I'm not wearing one those fuckers. so that's fun. Look at that. Look at this. Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50.766)
No way. No way.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03.628)
Yeah, science! Bitch!

What am I

Wait, what's happening here?

WHAT THE HELL

Speaker 2 (01:31:17.784)
was that? That was like, boy. Can you not? Like chocolate milk powder.

You can't pause this at all. Well, you mean you just blew right by the chocolate powder thing and

Yeah, I could pause it. Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30.606)
I don't know. So, okay, so he has chocolate powder on a spoon, dips in the milk, lifts it up, and then touches it with like a toothpick or something. I don't either.

Right, I don't know how that works. Well, that's why I wanted you to pause it so we can look at it.

Can't rewind it because it's Instagram if I scroll down I guess JD vanters like a little wall the powder gets wet and then it creates a little That's why you have to stir, right?

It's like you're trying to communicate. can feel it. You got a powder wall and you what?

Science bit behind it. I'm just saying I've experienced it. I've lived it Brad. I've lived this chocolate powder, okay

Speaker 3 (01:32:10.295)
So what'd do with the toothpick? He this is cool. Sorry. He just kicked it. This is awesome

This guy. Man's attention span. Yeah, I mean.

yeah.

Unless it's norks.

These are all three, three individual like wall stickers here. Just keep watching this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31.818)
It's really amazing and looks

See, this is like the corner of a room, right? You got the ceiling and the two walls.

Thanks for that.

just trying to help the people that maybe are squinting looking at their phones. So he's got it's a ceiling and two walls and they come together in a corner there and he's

that are taught.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48.536)
What I looking at? What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:32:57.006)
What if he's hanging upside down by his feet? could be a floor and two walls.

point. Fair point. So, this guy, look at this guy. He's got this on. Now, watch this. Step back. Step back, sir.

That is so.

Cool. That is incredible, I want to do that. Do I have a corner of the room? Is there any way to do that with like the nun or something, something like horrific, like horror movie stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:33:26.542)
Why would you want to do that with the nun? I mean, it's a good.

I have a friend that I put pranks on and the best one I had a really really good time. She was she knew I was coming over. Okay, I have a key to her apartment and I rang the doorbell but nobody heard me and then so she was in the bathroom with her 10 year old daughter. Well, she was nine at the time. But anyway, and they didn't hear me come in. So I came in and I was standing in the hallway for a bit and I was like, okay, so

She always scares the crap out of me, like randomly, wherever we are. So I thought, okay, payback time. What I did was like, got as close to the door with my face as humanly possible. And I just stood there staring. when they opened the door, because they were listening to music, singing and dancing, when they opened the door, not a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25.038)
Dreaming that it was so fun. I really got her and I just thought to myself, you know, if that's the thing you can have something like scary hover in the corner, then why wouldn't you pull that prank?

like this you said and the reason you said that and i thought i remembered this one right here

Yes! These are bad, man.

you've got to see if I can scare my husband.

It's

Speaker 4 (01:34:52.654)
Stop playing Destiny. What are you doing? What are you doing up there?

shit.

Destiny stop! What are you doing up there? Get down!

he's a bad-ass. He's a bad-ass. Yeah. What are you doing up there, Destiny? Get down!

He was acting.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14.894)
I thought he's called her Bethany

Whatever. And then we got the super close up of his face because they had to do the edit there. Sorry, this is not.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27.682)
Funny ones are the one in the elevator where they have that little fake wall and people, the nun comes out and then, you know. look at that funny little chihuahua over there. Little chigal action.

Yeah

Yes. Yes.

So

Speaker 3 (01:35:44.942)
I'm gonna find those because there was a couple

Yeah, that's a... that was a...

best elevator prank.

stuck you're not she can't get through i got a damn cord from a red light here she's gotta go this way sorry babe you gotta go this way

No way. This cannot be... This cannot be real, because you'd get sued into oblivion. These are the scariest pranks in the world. Hold on. This cannot be real. Consider yourself lucky you're not this person, or this person, or... You see where I'm going with this. With so many people terrified of elevators, it seems like a pretty obvious place to stage a prank, but this one really did get creative.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12.354)
Where am I?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35.03)
Instead of doing something obvious like pretending the elevator. No, you did.

I'm not kidding when I'm saying this. I feel like now, since the COVID-vax, you're risking someone dying. Something's gonna happen to that heart.

Yeah!

Speaker 3 (01:36:56.618)
If you, I mean, if you walked into an elevator and you, no way. This Japanese show got a little creative. The producer as always the Japanese, they're crazy as shit. They will do anything towards their victim to the elevator. But the second they except they need to shave. Can I get an amen? Because really seriously, they way too much hair up inside. This happens. That's definitely something you can never prepare for. And why would you?

Wait, time out. She's smiling on the way down. Stop it.

Well, and even if you even know it's because even if you were ready and even if it's super soft down there and down below the elevator, it would still, I mean, it would freak your legs out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47.662)
It almost.

And if that wasn't enough of a shock, they'd then find themselves on an underground slide, covered in some kind of mysterious goo.

New fear!

Speaker 2 (01:38:05.366)
Yeah, cracks in the glass.

That would scare first of all, what are you doing on a glass sidewalk that high?

got something like that on the North Rim of Grand Canyon, you know.

Yeah, it's that it's that little like deck the overlook you can go out on didn't somebody jump off that? We thought that walking on this glass bridge was scary enough on its own. They clearly had no idea what was in store for them.

I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33.632)
In hindsight, I'm sure what- here comes a funny line, Brad. Press play.

Sure you know it's a prank, but I can't even imagine what I'd be thinking if that were happening to me. Take a look at this guy who was just seconds away from losing his iPad.

They achieved this am-

love how he goes reaches back for the iPad.

That would be terrifying though, because if you didn't expect that, that would be terrified.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59.074)
Well, just so you know, there's a scientist that says that, well, let me ask you this. Do know how many senses we have? How many? Come on, how many?

1. Nope.

Rebecca, how many senses? How many senses what? How many senses do we have as humans? they're ghost hunter. Apparently we have 33 according to this guy.

Wait a how many did I say?

14 we have five

Speaker 3 (01:39:27.608)
That's what I thought too. I was trying to be funny.

Well, there's there's there's sex. Stop it. have intuition.

Well, if you watch the movie.

Yeah, no, I'm not talking about seeing ghosts. I'm talking about your gut feeling. It is a sense is always right. You know, it tells you stuff.

Women have that. Women always know when you're lying. How is that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:54.186)
It's the sixth sense, I'm telling you. It's the gut feeling. But somehow we're masters in ignoring red flags anyway. Yeah. OK, so that's a good point. You're so perceptive, but yet you're not. How does that? So then maybe it washes out and it's not. Well, I think I hear my baby. I'm going to have to go check. I'll be right back. helpfully timed.

I don't understand these senses that I'm not gonna read this entire thing here, but I mean light red green blue hearing smells sweet salt sour somebody else look this up 33 senses if it's interesting then message me

Why?

What? What's wrong with that? What? What did they say? The other one is how many?

Speaker 3 (01:40:53.72)
Sorry, I saw my credit card company calling me to tell me I'm late on my payment, so I had to make a payment real fast.

Brad, I'm gonna read these to you. And you tell me if this is worth even considering as accurate. 33 cents.

This is how much show prep I do for this. I don't even understand this story. What is this? Here are the 33 senses. You ready? Now, first of all, I don't even see. OK, yeah, I do see smell. Hearing OK, light red, green, blue, hearing, smell, sweet, salt, sour, bitter, you mommy light touch pressure, cutaneous pain, somatic pain, visceral pain. Again, this sounds like a good time.

Rotational acceleration, linear acceleration, proprioception, joint position, don't know, muscle stretch, Golgi tendon organs, muscle stretch, muscle spindles, heat, cold, arterial blood pressure, central venous blood pressure, head blood temperature, blood oxygen content, cerebral spinal fluid pH, plasma osmotic pressure.

which is thirst. Artery, vein, blood, glucose difference, hunger. Lung inflation, bladder stretch, full stomach. There you go. Those are your 33 senses. That sounded like a waste of time and I apologize to the audience.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16.526)
you

Speaker 3 (01:42:24.056)
turgid.

Did you see that Nokia's CEO says that by 2030 smartphones will be implanted directly into our bodies as 6G becomes fully operational?

by 2030.

by the way, side note, it looks like that the Trump administration sent a memo to all the secretaries, all the departments saying that 6G is on its way and the technology will play a pivotal role in the development and adaptation of emerging technologies like artificial intelligence, robotics, and implantable technologies. 6G.

But back to your senses thing, they're saying the number depends on how you define a sense.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07.057)
I'm glad you're looking this up, because I'm not. Fuck that.

Because everything that you were talking about with, uh, was it circular rotation, linear rotation. That's a feeling you get when you're on a roller coaster and it takes off all of a sudden. That's sense. That's, is that a sense or is that just, I'm sensing that I'm moving. Is it, is it, if each, if each direction is an individual sense, then yes, we have 30, but otherwise.

I'm not into it.

They can in the words of suck my fat one.

Hey! Hey! That's a Stranger Things reference. my gosh. Yeah, I finished it. Well, first of all, the GDs and the JCs were out of control, and I can handle crossing, but that was just so gratuitous. It was so over the top.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52.012)
Did you watch it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:04.646)
I have a weird aversion to that myself and I don't I don't understand the need to do it

Okay, so I want to tell the audience because you reminded me of this when you said that Suck My Fat One by Derek and and actually that's that stood out for me in that show because I thought that's an awesome line. I gotta remember that one. But but then we're watching we're watching Seinfeld last night and it was the one where where the reporter thinks that Jerry and George are gay lovers. Okay, and and that's the one where the famous line is not that there's anything wrong with that, you know.

And so.

No one ever says suck my skinny one.

Okay, but I just, I'm gonna let the audience in on this. If you're ever on X, okay, and you see a story, you need to message me. Again, no dick pics, save those for Kelly. No, don't really do that. But if you ever see a story where I can use this meme, I took this picture. George is trying to break up with his girlfriend. He's trying to convince her that he's gay. so the closed caption or what have you, the graphic there, the bottom there.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17.802)
It said, I can't see the, I got a stupid. Here you go. Let me pull her down here. I was going to play that video. Not yet. There you go. That's what she said.

Make yourself big. We'll wait.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27.448)
Thank you.

It took a while. Steeped in gayness, George says. Steeped in gayness. There's got to be some sort of story in the news, something where I can use this. mean, Brad is exactly that.

Am I though? Let's be fair. Am I really steeped in gayness?

What exactly you are?

Speaker 2 (01:45:49.77)
No.

Deep in Venus.

So I'm looking for an excuse on where I can use it.

I have that toxic masculinity written all over me. I am oozing right now. I'm oozing toxic masculine.

You do?

Speaker 2 (01:46:03.79)
I'm guessing you're attracting toxic femininity then.

Does toxic masculinity really attract toxic femininity?

It kind of does, but it's more like the push. I'm like the law of physics. When you push, you're going to have a contra.

You're gonna have an array-and-contra reaction,

Yeah, it's more like that, you know, but toxic femininity like everywhere at this point. I think Rebecca needs to do a relationship type show. No, this wasn't really about relationship in my like. If you think about it, cancel culture is toxic femininity. It is female aggression. And so.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55.372)
Yeah, yes, yeah it is.

So, you know, it's on a state level. Just saying. Right. She's right.

Rebecca explains stuff good. I She's a good writer and a good talker She when she I read stuff that Rebecca rise I'm like, holy shit that is eloquent and she said it good and I can't I only dream of being able to I'm Is the right word pedantic

Brad.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26.936)
I don't even know what that means.

No, I think pedantic is the right word that I'm looking for. Do you know what it means? Pedantic.

pedantic yeah it means so

of or like a pedant. Thank you.

Yeah, see there you nailed it. Yeah, I'm looking for something She had a you should do a deep dive with Hannah spear Keith because she is Great at this whole Femininity and you know cluster be borderline crazy feminists ugly ass people Wait, Hannah, what is her name?

Speaker 3 (01:48:00.578)
She wants get straight to the point.

Spear she gets right to the point.

And a spear, yeah. Cycle Babel with spear.

because she gets right to the point.

Is her name Hannah Spirit? Hannah Spear. Like Britney Spears, but without the S.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15.961)
Good.

Lord

Brittany gets right to the points. She gets right to the point.

You'll have to message her. She's great. You'll love her. Yeah.

I don't

Speaker 3 (01:48:28.002)
Come on, ride it and ride it. Come on, ride it and ride it.

Yeah, yeah, his little train whistle has replaced the bell today and I don't know how I feel about

Hmm

I just enjoy the...

Uh, OK, so let me play the OK. I hesitated to bring this video to you. Yeah, I did, because I knew how you would react to having a pill stuck in your throat. That's a pill, a pill, Brad, stuck in your throat. I watched it. And I think this is interesting. But I got to thinking, who the hell am I the only person that's never had a pill stuck in their throat? Now I shoved a Flintstones vitamin up my nose when I was two.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50.51)
the

Speaker 3 (01:49:01.742)
Will or a bill

Speaker 2 (01:49:13.836)
But- Excuse me? Flintstone Vitamins?

You never heard of a Flintstone vitamin?

No.

You've heard of the Flintstones. Keith, you disappeared again.

You've heard of the Flintstones and you've heard of vitamins. These are vitamins in the shape of Flintstones characters that are chewable.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35.992)
but shove them up your nose for a good time. But you put them in your bum.

You can.

Brad, can you hear me? dear God. Rebecca? Please. No, thank you.

I can now. I a pill stuck in my throat and I went to the ER and they said, before we do anything invasive, why don't you try a carbonated drink, something like a soda and see if it dissolves the pill. And so I had two of these and it worked. It worked. Second time I've been prescribed a soda as treatment and it worked. Thanks ER doc.

Is this good advice? It is. I'm Dr. Bayo and I help you navigate the health.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16.926)
First of all, please never ever talk to me like this Mommy to talk to you like this. It's too smiley. It's too It's just weird I don't know if you want

In this video, a woman shares that unfortunately she got a

Why are we whispering? You're in your fucking car, no one's gonna hear you.

stuck in her throat. goes to the ER and the doctor recommends drinking a soda. This is a perfect example of the step down approach where a doctor will start with a simple, safe and cheap solution before moving to a more complicated intervention. Here's how it works. Step one, drink a soda or

to this. gave up. I'm no it's good. It's a good video and I just I'm not in the mood now.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02.71)
The second time she said it's the second time she's been How what what was the other situation? Like did you go to the doctor twice for something stuck in your throat?

Yeah, she knows she did the Rebecca thing stuck it up her bum

Try drinking a soda.

I love putting vitamins in my bum, don't you?

my god, you're-

Speaker 2 (01:51:26.274)
faces is priceless. you're so easily moved. Hold on. Hold on. Do me a favor real quick. I know you got your hands full. Your norks are full. Can you retweet this live stream real quick? Just go ahead and just I'll wait. Please. We'll wait. We'll wait. Tell me when you're done retweeting it. Take one for the team and retweet it. Let's go. me. Hang on. Tell me when you're done. I'm monitoring your ass too. You tell me when it's done. yeah.

Right? How many times just today have I said...

Where do I get to? yeah. She does not want me to retweet it. Here, I'll message it to you and you just have to hit retweet. OK, standby.

Now I'm watching my little lights back there.

This is gonna go past four o'clock central. I got too much shit I gotta get to. Here, I just messaged it to you, just retweeted. Tell me when you're ready. I retweeted it. Okay, now. Now that we've got all of Rebecca's friends and family, I want her to go ahead and I'll just wait for them to hi everybody. Welcome to the broadcast. You can see Rebecca just retweeted this show. Thank you for tuning in. It's first time we do this.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35.21)
every Thursday at 3 p.m. Eastern, that would be 9 p.m. Oslo, Norway time. I'm also actually on Thursdays at 3 p.m. Eastern. Wait, did I already say that? I'm drunk. I don't know, I'm drunk. So, Rebecca, would you please repeat for the class what you just said? Well, I'm going to give the context first because you having clean stone vitamins up your bum.

Sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:52:55.32)
peace.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03.813)
So...

I said I love to put vitamins in my bum. That's what I said. And then I said it was a joke because your face just went all like, wait, wait, wait. You said it was a joke because our face went all like, okay. What kind of vitamin is it D? God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

This soft gels, you're talking about the soft gels.

I didn't mean to, didn't, okay, I'm moving on.

You've never had a vitamin enema?

Speaker 2 (01:53:33.207)
I have not.

Neither have I. I just wanted to say vitamin and I'm a.

Okay, vitamin D.

I'm I'm I'm I'm not lie.

I walked into that accidentally and now I think it's a genius joke.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47.396)
you got the big D up the bum?

I mean, Stanley did that to you, did he not?

Relax for just a second.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58.902)
He wanted to. He wanted to give me the whole vitamin F with the vitamin D up the vitamin B.

It's gonna be a vitamin in there.

my gosh, that was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15.662)
Bradley.

You know, my mom did.

you buy him a drink that night at that bar my god so dead would you buy him was it a martini it was a dirty martini

Did I?

Speaker 3 (01:54:34.67)
On the beach wait you can't can't get a probiotic enema

my gosh, stop Googling.

Whoa! Wait a

I'm sure you could do a whole OnlyFans on that, Brad.

you could get if you have digestive condition like you be IBS, you should consider talking to your doctor about probiotic enemas.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59.992)
tell you what the best solution for IBS is. Can you guess?

Is it what a submarine is full of?

Speaker 2 (01:55:10.68)
Sometimes you gotta call the Roto-Rooter.

Rebecca, you know what's in a submarine? It's probiotics.

That's what it is guys I got too much shit to do as they get to okay. Yay a dog saved old woman's life I'm sorry Stanley. It's just way more funny. The little kitty cats are the world's biggest killer apparently I Got to I don't have enough time. How how long do you want this show to go today?

Wait, what?

Speaker 3 (01:55:42.254)
How long do you want it?

That's he said. Sweetie, don't get me started.

Actually, is it really all that important? How long do you want it?

What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:56:01.686)
No, I'm asking you. Why would I ask Rebecca that question? What possible input could she have?

We're on gay stuff here. Come on. Okay. Yeah. gosh. don't know. Standard between gay men and straight women when it comes to the Anyway moving on. did you see this is good news y'all? that the insect farm 600 million dollars had been raised for it in France Yeah, it went under Dumbasses just like Bill Gates's fake meat

What?

Speaker 2 (01:56:36.184)
Bullshit dead earlier. How long was built?

You guys had fake meat?

I knew there was something about that guy. Yeah. OK. What was it called? Let's go back to earlier in the program when Rebecca wasn't here and bad contending that there is no Epstein list. Sure as shit there was. the name at the top of that list was Bill Gates.

Okay, what list was, so describe the list. In other words, what does the list.

But here let me ask you this and I'm not saying this like an asshole I mean I am an asshole, but I'm not trying to say it like one It's just that every time I say something it sounds like I'm an asshole and I'm trying to be Could you go in and what I'll do is I will send you an interview that John Kiriakou was a guest of mine on a Thursday deep dive. Yes. I'm saying this well dressed as Stanley John Kiriakou John right anyways former CIA guy

Speaker 2 (01:57:32.558)
he was a whistleblower and he actually went to prison. He has a cool podcast now and he talked to the guy who was the guy you looked up and you found on the story. That's a great interview. I'm going to send that to you. That's list number one. And this number two is this communist guy who bought it on eBay. There are two black books.

But what is it but I'm saying describe in other words, what does the list say Bob and then? Hey, all right, so that

likes it up the ass. So I don't honestly I don't know. And I think actually, I think the first list, the one that you found online doesn't have a lot of damning stuff with it next like in the margins or what have you. It's almost like just his his Rolodex.

Because that wouldn't be damning even if was Bill Clinton likes it up the bum. Okay, so...

wait, Bill Clinton likes it up the bum, is this breaking news? Can I just say that I have been chastised in public for calling Bill Clinton a pedophile, but no one has ever apologized for that after the Epstein files released a couple of weeks ago. Anyway, okay, so that's-

Speaker 3 (01:58:22.892)
I don't think that would be anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29.55)
for liking it up the bum.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38.375)
Hold on, did the Epstein, what did it show? It didn't show him in a, I mean, it was Bill Clinton in a hot tub with who knows who.

You know, there was a picture blacked out next to him, and I was told only victims were blacked out, and underage women, girls.

And you believed it.

I- Gino, is that you?

I'm just saying that just because there's somebody does it's like the remember the it was the

Speaker 2 (01:59:03.594)
and

did not accept that woman with Ms. Lewinsky. I mean, yes, he lied about it, absolutely. But the point I'm making is that just because they blacked out somebody's face in a picture doesn't mean that that person was underage. don't, I'm not saying that they were, I'm not saying they were.

I agree, like you can't know, right?

Right. I mean, we all know that bill Clinton is a scumbag, but we did. That picture told us nothing.

look, I mean everything out of context, right? Just like now that more of your fans have tuned in here, Rebecca, if you want to repeat what you said earlier. vitamins in the bum. She likes vitamins in the bum. So if you're watching this, you're familiar with Rebecca, just know that she's into vitamins up the butt.

Speaker 3 (01:59:41.164)
They do the same thing with Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54.87)
Mr. McCoppy says, where else are you supposed to put vitamins? Thank you.

So, I, I, is the, okay, listen, Brad and Rebecca, I release you since it's four o'clock central time if you have to go, but I'm promising the audience that I still have a few things that I need to talk about here. And I would love to have y'all stick around. What is that? What are we talking about? it's, it's, it's, maybe 10 more minutes of stuff. You got 10 more minutes of stuff. I don't know. Stop. How do I summarize?

Of what?

Speaker 3 (02:00:26.286)
Are you talking about probiotic enemas?

You know what? Now it's going to take longer.

Well, what's first thing on your list?

first thing on my list is that UHAW has shown the states that people are moving to, moving from and all that stuff. Let me just give you the top 10 states that people are moving to here in the United States of America. So if you're in Norway, I'm sorry, vitamin up the ass talk is over. We're now talking about the America centric stuff for just a moment here. Texas is the number one growth state. In other words, more people move into Texas than any other state. Number two, Florida, then North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Washington, Arizona, Idaho.

Alabama, Georgia, all red states. Yes, Georgia is a red state. was stolen by Biden. Now, if you go to the 10 states that people are moving from, let's just start at 41 and then work our way down. People are moving away. Hell, let's go to 40. Rhode Island, Michigan, Connecticut, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Illinois, California, the state people are moving away from the most. No surprise there. People vote with their feet.

Speaker 2 (02:01:32.174)
Here is a graphic real quick here. I want to show you all this. shows how your elected officials are doing in the stock market. Now, this is from unusual whales. He says, I just released the full report on Congress trading in 2025, like every year since 2020. Some politicians beat the market. Many had unusual trades. Some had huge gains. Here are the top political gainers. Check this out.

You made it bigger, good.

Yeah, you're welcome. 78. Look at that. Remember earlier I was yeah. That's what she said. I had to pop a pill. Give me a second here. So earlier we were talking about, I mentioned that that stock that I was trying to trade and I wanted it to be up 19 cents and it was down to a plus 11 cents.

It got small again. I know. I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2 (02:02:29.868)
Yeah. And I was having a tough time here just trying to make just a few bucks here. And these guys, though, look at Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio. He's up plus 78. yeah. I was trying to get I'm at plus 6 % on this one stock here. This guy was plus 78. Donald Norcross plus 70. Terry Sewell stopped with the train plus 67. You can see Republicans and Democrats alike. Now scroll down here.

Before I get to the very bottom and I give this away, I gotta show you this. gotta show you this. So there's like the think the median line right there, whatever. So you see that some, you know, plus. Look at Chip Roy. How the hell do you lose 59 % in this market, bro?

Pete Ricketts.

Speaker 3 (02:03:16.526)
Wow, do not.

Chip Roy is not cheating. He is not getting insider information.

How the hell did Mitch McConnell

I know you were the Senate majority leader for most of this time. Lost 2%. Chip Roy, you're doing it wrong. And I have to go to bed over here. I'm sorry.

you

Speaker 3 (02:03:34.22)
Well, wait, hold on.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39.854)
Thanks for hanging out as much as you could. Well, I'm happy to but I've been you know, it is what it is. I'll see you next Friday. It's already tomorrow over there. We'll see you. Bye bye. All good. All good. Bye. sorry. I cut her off. How rude of me. yeah. I'm hanging up first. You're not leaving. I'm kicking you out. Anyway, I don't know how you like you have to be trying like what did he fail on there?

Get the hell out.

Speaker 3 (02:04:08.994)
Maybe he that on purpose.

Hey, do this. look at you. Do this for me. Seriously, Brad. Google. Chip Roy's stock loss. And see what, did he invest in something like a bad penny stock or something?

Biotic enemas.

Yeah.

I mean that you wouldn't think that.

Speaker 3 (02:04:30.946)
that you thought that probiotic enemas would have been, there's no public record or news of significant personal stock market losses for Congressman Chip Roy. That's interesting. From April 17th, 2024, savvy stock moves help Chip Roy in dodging losses with precision.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm trying to figure this tweet out or this comment. I figured this wasn't Atlanta Falcons playoffs party. I mean, I feel that. I mean, thanks for the dig there. Falcons are the only team in NFL history as far as I can tell. They can finish tied for first and still miss the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (02:05:13.568)
Anyway, the Falcons were eliminated from the playoffs, Brad, on December 7th. And then they ended up finishing first and obviously still missed the playoffs because that's how my team rolls. What's up, Falcons? What's up? What, what?

Now, that's a football team, right?

It's a football team. Yes, it's a little helmet there. Anyway, Tell the more I drink, the more I talk about the Falcons and bitching about them. Hey, listen to this. Listen to this. Here's the tweet. And then here's the internal memo. OK, the tweet says the United States Postal Service has quietly issued a troubling letter to employees and contractors. This letter appears to anticipate a major crisis is imminent. last time the post office sent a letter like this.

COVID happened. And I'll just read you a little bit of the memo here. It says, see, this happens. I've had the Stanley glasses on and it's like.

And now you can't read. Right. It's like.

Speaker 2 (02:06:10.63)
They're not even real. That's the problem. Hang on. January 5th, 2026. This memo is dated from the Postal Service. says, during large scale emergencies, and then in parentheses, says, epidemics, hurricanes, civil unrest, et cetera, states and localities may issue curfew orders or other directives restricting travel and other commercial and personal activities. Many of these orders will explicitly exempt providers

of essential services, but some do not. Even if a state or local action does not contain such an exemption, the Postal Service operations are governed by federal law. And it goes on to say that we will continue to fulfill our duties regardless of what the hell is happening with these orders in local and state municipalities. It says employees and contractors should carry the essential services letter with them as they perform duties for the Postal Service and travel to and from work. This is saying because

I remember getting a stupid thing. should have saved it. I'm sure I did. Did I have we talked about this? but I feel like I know I got this letter in case I got pulled over. Why are you out the pelt? Well, I'm an essential employee because I'm in broadcasting. It's saying that that you need to prepare to have those ready, but it doesn't say why. people are trying to figure out.

But you didn't save it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38.978)
What's that? Okay.

line to us. I noises coming from the other end of the, I don't know what that noise is.

I'm almost done. Hang on.

You have to. Noise if the it sounds like there's somebody knocking at the front door of the motel. didn't.

Do you need to go?

Speaker 3 (02:08:00.619)
only person.

I release you if you need to go, because I got-

I have to because I don't hear anybody.

The hired help isn't getting the door.

the maids around this place, all I'm going to say is look, if you are looking for some side income, some side hustle, and you look good in a French maid's outfit, you

Speaker 2 (02:08:29.294)
That's my Achilles too.

I mean, I don't think there's anything, I'll be ready. As a matter of fact, let's just, let's be real and just go ahead and send the images of you in the French maid's outfit prior to you even bothering to apply for the position.

I think that's fair.

Have I mentioned that I'm hiring too? Anyways, so.

slide into my DMS. Where is that? This is the last time I put shit in front of the TV where I'm looking at everything because I can't see anything.

Speaker 2 (02:08:59.552)
will wrap this up real quickly. I've talked about this ex pay ex profile at fact FACT.

Is that a fact?

And all they post are facts, okay? But I know for a fact, no pun intended, that they had something wrong, a common misconception at one point. I forgot what it was, but I knew immediately, I was like, it's not right. So now I question every fucking thing that comes across, but here we go. Ready? Here are the four facts that I printed up for us from at fact on X. An adult male duck is called a Drake.

Hey, Google these. Hey, can you cross check these? then after we do these four, I'll let you go and check on your French-made applicants.

I know a Drake is a duck.

Speaker 2 (02:09:49.358)
Okay, so I had a Dortmeld

Yeah, the term for a male duck.

Alright, you ready for another one? Cross check this one. you ate a polar bear's liver, you would die. Humans can't handle that much of vitamin A at once. we know they can handle vitamin D, am I right?

I thought it was vitamin E

Yeah, vitamin A it says polar bear.

Speaker 3 (02:10:17.422)
It's high in vitamin A.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22.67)
kill? How many people would a polar bear kill? A single polar bear can't contains enough vitamin A and that's retinol. So you'd be able to see yourself dying. That's a good thing. that's

Speaker 2 (02:10:37.55)
I'm going to the Arctic man

52 adult humans.

you died due to hypervita.

Hang on a second though. I can handle Nova.

Doesn't matter. You're still going to die. Don't look. If you had plans to go out this weekend and find kill and then eat a polar bear.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02.786)
Hey, what my plans are this weekend? I had a little bit of a update over Christmas break about how, remember Elvin, the painter guy on Murphy Brown. Murphy Brown. And he was always painting. She'd come home after the end of a long day. It was a good way to wrap up the show. And he was painting apparently the whole house and then some, and he was always there. That's the fireplace guy I got. But the fireplace guy I got was so proud of himself because

Just don't, just say no.

Speaker 2 (02:11:31.938)
He had fixed one of the fireplaces and he's like, I don't know what's going on here. I'm losing my mind. I have made this thing spectacular and it's not working and I don't know what's going on. I think the problem is that your propane tank and sure enough, I had to call a propane company and they said, yep, we had to fix a regulator or replace a regulator or whatever. So this guy is going to come out for like the fifth or sixth or ninth time. I don't know, fireplace guy tomorrow. So with any luck.

Elvin the fireplace man will be done this weekend. So

Murphy Brown is 80 years old.

The actress, what's her name? Candice.

Ed, you're Bergen.

Speaker 2 (02:12:13.1)
No, can't. Why don't I see your picture? Did you? You've already logged off like I can't see your computer or anything.

I don't know short timer. Are you trying to get out of here early? mean, I know it's what you do. I didn't do anything. just have shit. All I'm seeing down here. don't know. Norx. I don't see Rebecca. I don't see you. I don't see anything. I see you and me. gosh. Look at him. He's here. He's leaving. He's leaving. I got two more facts. You ready?

What are you

Speaker 3 (02:12:38.478)
with me.

Speaker 3 (02:12:43.918)
You're dicking with me!

Speaker 3 (02:12:48.438)
I can't hear you now. What?

hate you so much, man. Hey, we're hanging out next Friday, right? Hey, science says that each glass of water you drink contains at least one molecule of water that has once passed through the digestive system of a dinosaur. Holy shit, right? How did he?

You also pass through a human's digestive system.

Speaker 3 (02:13:15.064)
There's only there's X amount of water on this planet. We keep recycling it. So it's been around for since the dinosaurs. So yeah, I mean,

Which if you think about it, means that it's also who's a hot like model type right now. I mean, I don't even know who the like who's smoking hot.

told you the eternal wonder sama hai can we just

Okay. So all right, Salma Hayek. said, like her, but yeah. So technically you've, you've, had water that has, that has run its course through Salma Hayek.

When you say it like that, now I'm not interested. Real quick, one last thing I'd like to point out. If anybody does Tai Chi, for some reason the algorithm thinks that I need to be doing Tai Chi. Are you kidding? It's not just me.

Speaker 3 (02:13:51.478)
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:14:08.942)
No alcohol challenge.

the algorithm knows better than to waste its time with me on that.

Yeah, it can cry harder.

You know what I was thinking about doing though? I was thinking about drinking every last drop of alcohol in this house, not in the same day, but just like not buying anymore alcohol. And when I'm done drinking all the alcohol in this house, maybe I'll just stop drinking. What do think? Should I do that?

If you can do it in a week, yes.

Speaker 2 (02:14:34.99)
How many clicks would that shit get?

a lot.

Thanks for hanging out with me, buddy

You're welcome. I'm going to go. I'm going back into the dots.

Do you know that you're going to be with me next Thursday and Friday? That's the plan anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:14:51.726)
I'm sorry, who is this?

My name's Keith. Am I not in your

Hello? Can I? Hello? I can't hear. I can't hear any.

Oh, I think Brad's going to take himself.

Next Thursday at 3 PM Eastern, we're going to take a little trip down the history lane. And I'm going to drag Brad in here and make him just sit here and listen to me.

Speaker 3 (02:15:09.614)
Where did he go?

Speaker 2 (02:15:15.288)
talk about an important date in history, American history. It's gonna be fun. So hope you'll be here too. And then next Friday, me and Brad and maybe Rebecca, maybe Kelly.

Speaker 2 (02:15:31.372)
Any questions? Anybody? You know what? All I'm going to do right now is I'm literally leaving this computer and I'm going to go and sleep. OK? Just letting you know. That's my big plan. And then I'll wake up and I'll get to see the second half of Indiana versus Oregon. But until I leave here, anybody got any questions? Ask me anything type thing. It's 4.15. It is bonus material. It's bonus time, overtime here. What do we got here? Any questions?

Ben Steiner who is awesome with the art that he creates for the show. Have a great weekend everyone. Good hanging out with everyone. yeah, Kara3022, that's a good plan. Go watch some rock star videos. Okay, I'm just looking here.

15 special needs dogs will be in the puppy bowl this year. Oh, Karen 3022, that's so sweet. Oh, there's to be a bunch of little like handicapped puppies. Oh, that's going to be cute. Mary Carothers, happy weekend. Thank you. You guys are so kind. I see, can I just say, you subscribers, thank you so much for subscribing for $1.99 a month or $2 a month. I'm upset at X. It doesn't show you, it doesn't show me.

where you guys are as far as subscribers in the comments and stuff. I have to click on each individual thing. And so I apologize if I miss a lot of you guys. But on the chat here, I see very clearly who my subscribers are. Thank you, Ben Steiner. Thank you, Mary Carruthers. Scroll, scroll, scroll. This mouse is retarded. Justice Warrior, thank you so much.

I'm

Speaker 2 (02:17:45.058)
You know what, though, X-Checker, you're saying change it to deep dive or deep mic at the dive. Just a quick little sneak peek on the Wednesday thing that I'm to start adding. On February 18th, so obviously on Friday we hang out here and I drink too much. And on Thursdays we do a deep dive. If you missed yesterday's U.S. Air Force Airmen versus the COVID vaccine mandate, please check that out.

And then I'm going to add the Wednesday thing in February. And honestly, what that is, Joe, just to give you a sneak peek, that is going to be kind of a miscellaneous, honestly. If it doesn't fit on Friday goofing around or really serious Thursday, I needed an outlet because I wish I could just show you guys these stacks of papers. I am the most unorganized person in the world. But what I realized is I had a bunch of

just stacks of stuff that I couldn't figure out if they would make Good Friday stuff or Good Thursday guests. And they just kind of ended up for the last couple of years now doing this, just in this miscellaneous category that had one foot in both worlds, you know? And on Wednesdays in February, starting February 18th, I mean, sometimes maybe I'll have a guest. Sometimes it might just be me babbling.

But it's just, and it may be two hours on Wednesdays. It may be 10 minutes on Wednesdays. But it's gonna be, what is it called, woohoo Wednesday? It's probably gonna be more of a.

like a discovery thing. I got to keep it generic because it's going to be some history sometimes. Sometimes it might be geography. Sometimes it might, like I said, be a guest. But the point is you're going to get me on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays at 3 p.m. Eastern. And Friday is always live. And 99 percent of the time, Thursday is live. Wednesday, it's going to depend.

Speaker 2 (02:19:59.244)
Because if I need to get a get because not all guests can do a Thursday at 3 p.m. Eastern, you see what I'm saying? So some of those might be pre-recorded. So we'll see how it all plays out. But I hope that you will join us and wherever we end up. I just I need that I need that miscellaneous outlet and. Wednesdays at 3 p.m. Eastern, we're going to do that. I will tell you that Wes Hero West is.

He whip it out Wednesday says Justice Warrior. Thank you for subscribing. Not sure I'm going to do that. But

There's so much to be said and so much to be talked about. There's a lot of stuff we need to discuss. It just doesn't fit into those Thursday and Friday boxes. And I appreciate you, you know, listening to me babble like right now, for example. And, there's so much I want to talk about. There's so much I want to cover and there's not enough hours in a damn day. And it's, it's kind of depressing actually. because there's so much.

I will say that over Christmas break, I really tested Grok and I...

Speaker 2 (02:21:23.796)
I, I inputted inputted a lot of information. I really tried to get the AI to work for me. And what I came up with was some interesting stuff. If you guys are messing around with Grok or AI of your choice, be very specific and you can get some fun stuff out of that. you know what? I don't know how many people are still here.

But I appreciate you. I sure do. Let me just play a couple of videos real quick. Tell me, who doesn't have a, this is so dead on. Look at this. The only way to put away your glasses, right? Everybody's cabinet looks like that, right? Nice and neat.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28.27)
Sorry, I just that was fun. but getting back to what we have planned here. I need to update this calendar. So next week I reached out to a guest who does not reply. I've sent whatever I'm doing a show a week from yesterday and Brad's going to sit here and ask me questions as we go along and it's going to be a just a story from history, American history.

If this guest doesn't show up, hopefully he will, but I don't know. Two weeks from yesterday on the Thursday deep dive on January 22nd. I haven't even written it on this calendar, but you guys, this story.

Just know that on January 22nd.

I'm trying to think of how to sell this. It involves football, but it doesn't involve football. So if you're a football fan or not, you're going to want to see the story. is intense. And that's coming up two weeks from yesterday. And then we get the Barfleet with me and Brad and Kelly, where we can talk about anything and everything in the world of deep dive-ishness. I'm looking ahead here. And oh, you guys.

The Nephilim thing. Somebody asked me during the Christmas break because remember yesterday was supposed to be Nephilim originally. That has gotten pushed right now to February 5th because the two books that I ordered never arrived. And it turned out I got refunded by eBay because it was some scam thing. And my guest is so awesome. He understood. was like, I want to be up to speed more with you.

Speaker 2 (02:24:20.942)
For that conversation. So so that'll be right now that is scheduled for February All right, that's as far out as I can do. All right Okay, let me let me check here. I give you guys a chance to come up with some questions here Let's see. The NFL is not rigging games that I know of Justice Warrior. That is not the topic What is the West? Hey second floor Dallas. I want to feel like no

Wes is waiting for me to shut the hell up so he can get this thing matriculated over into YouTube and Rumbleville. Sorry. What was the fact there? Jeffy, apologize. I don't know. And so true, Mary Carothers. I'm sorry. Have a great night. There you go. See you. Look, everybody's signing off. All right. I should let y'all go. I need to sleep. I've, like I said, averaged about four hours and 20 minutes a night the last week. And before you know it, I will be joining Brandon Morse wherever he is.

Okay, thank you all so much. I'm sorry for any audio difficulties today. I don't know what's going on with that. If anybody has any suggestions, please let me know because I don't know why it keeps happening. All right. Good night. Thank you so much for hanging out. I am so grateful for you. I really do appreciate you very much and I will see you again here on the Thursday edition next week with the history thing with Brad.

And then of course my day job Monday morning with Pat Gray unleashed. Just marking stuff off here. Making sure I don't repeat this next week. Cause if I don't do it now, then I will forget what, what video did I just play? Tupperware. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Bye. Have a good night. Please be well. Enjoy your weekend. Stay safe. if you're in the East bundle up, if you're in the West, wear shorts. Have a good night.