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This could be the very minute I'm aware I'm alright All these places feel like home Where from name I've never chosen

Can make my first steps as a child of 25 This is the strong wine of strong and dark Roof of my mouth as I lie to you

Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean I didn't try at all that time

Speaker 2 (01:32.991)
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Speaker 2 (01:37.942)
You're the only thing that I love Scares me more every day On my knees I think clearer Goodness knows I saw it coming Or at least I'll claim I did But in truth I'm lost for words

What have I done? It's too late for that.

The common truth is nothing, yeah A simple mistake sparks the hardest time I promise I'll do anything you ask this time

Speaker 2 (02:56.846)
Please lock me away And don't allow the day Here inside Where I hide With my love

Speaker 2 (03:12.142)
care what they say I won't stay in a world with love

Speaker 2 (03:19.544)
Birds sing out a tune And rain clouds hide the moon I'm okay, here I'll stay With my loneliness I don't care what they say I won't stay in a world without love

So I wait an in a while I will see my true love smile She may come, I know not when When she does I am lose So baby, until then, lock me away

Don't allow the day here inside where I hide with my loneliness I don't care what they say, I won't stay in a world without love

Speaker 2 (04:19.214)
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So I wait and in a while I will see my true love smile She may come, I know not when When she does, I'll know So baby, until then, lock me away And don't allow the day Here inside Where I hide With my loneliness

don't care what they say, I won't stay in a world without love. I don't care what they say, I won't stay in a world without love.

Speaker 2 (05:59.35)
Anyway, now it don't seem right, now

Speaker 2 (06:11.086)
Overbound bridge to wounded knee, Blown around as far as the sea, Crazy life I've found. Indian sense in the changing weather, Indian love,

Speaker 2 (06:45.918)
What you doing? I'm talking the air, who do you think taking away crazy life?

Speaker 2 (07:05.654)
in the end the path is clear you

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Speaker 2 (07:46.51)
And you won't stop and wait and grow And I'll never have it Take still hope you won't

Speaker 2 (08:02.638)
Peace.

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Speaker 2 (08:17.9)
Don't seem like he's alone, he'll walk out on side. What have you done to take it? Who do you think you're taking away?

It's not over, it's not over, it's not over, over. It's not over, it's not over, over, over, over.

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Speaker 1 (09:41.879)
Welcome to this edition of At the Mic. I'm your host, Keith Malinak.

I'm trying to think, wait.

I wasn't my Spotify rap. I don't know why crazy life by tow the wet sprocket wasn't my most listened to song last year. I mean, that is the most beautiful anti-government song there is. Anyway, hope you're having a great Thursday. Welcome to this week's deep dive. before I get my awesome cohorts in here, I just want to let you know, programming note, I am going to be the guest.

tomorrow's Steve Day show for their day's group at noon Eastern on the blaze. So be sure to join us over there because that'll be fun. I love hanging out with Steve, Aaron and Todd. Good stuff. So that's tomorrow at noon Eastern programming. Notice it relates to this thing we do here at the mic. We've got next Thursday's deep dive. I have no idea yet. I, I don't know.

We're gonna have to wait and see. Let's just put it that way. But, get Friday live streams tomorrow and next Friday. Then there's gonna be a hiatus. That's a fun word to say. That's a fun word to say. You know what, hold on. Let me get Brad here. Brad, isn't hiatus a fun word? It is. You were 40 seconds early. That's 40 seconds early? no. So I timed the songs wrong. you're probably pissed because the song, you know, kind of clipped at the end. Didn't fade properly. Yeah, you get...

Speaker 1 (11:16.142)
I appreciate that you're a perfectionist like me. Anyway, I am gonna drop in as best I can during Christmas break. We take two weeks off from the day job at Pat Gray and Leash over at the Blaze. So I'm gonna be doing that as well here. You're going from your day job to your day's job. That's good, I like that. You're welcome. I get paid for these. Before I go any further, please check out atthemikeshow.com in the upper right hand corner over there, you'll see little links at the top.

Wes has done such a great job making sure that the show appears all over the place. so you can follow. You can follow Wes at second floor Dallas on X. And then of course, Gabby handles the Instagram. She's at Jeffy Apologist. And then of course, there's the omnipresent at real Brad stags. I can't bring Kelly on here until I find.

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Speaker 1 (12:15.854)
place, Kelly. Oh, here we go. I found it. Hang on. Here's Kelly. Kelly, let me, uh, what's happening back there? What is that?

I was about to say that's a magic 8 ball.

I'm going to unfollow Wes though. I'm doing it right now. Why am I unfollowing Wes? Bless his little heart. The last two to... Okay, yes. Let's just...

That is- Wait, why are you unfollowing Wes?

Speaker 1 (12:45.122)
Yeah, so you see the thumbnail back there so you don't appreciate the likeness that he came up with for you.

Maybe maybe my view of myself in my head might be warped. When I saw that I was like, we're beefing.

get more Botox than that. Like, come on, Botox? Have you not seen the wrinkles?

More what?

He said bush hawks like what the hell's a bush hawk

Speaker 2 (13:14.594)
That's kinky. I mean, it is, it is, I will give him this. is better than last time with the squares and I was missing a chromosome.

What are you saying? So are you saying that that's not I mean, it doesn't look like you I guess but it's not terrible

It's better than last time. It's better than last time.

Hold on a second, hold on. We got to, okay, pay close attention to that thumbnail. And I told him I needed like an alien type motif, because that's what we're going to talk about. I got some alien stuff. But I'm pouring, clearly I'm pouring into a glass. right. Okay, so we got that right. But Brad, how is it I'm pouring the- Keith was apparently unaware that with the higher end projectors, if you point it-

Where it should be. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:03.052)
With in a horizontal format if you have a file It's a horizontal format if you point it at a vertical surface It will compress the image to fit the vertical surface, which is what it did there and it it aligned everything You're such a bad liar because you haven't tell because before we went on the air you said You said Don't you know that these these projectors? Yeah, you know

horizontal.

He's already had a chance to practice his BS here. so Brad. what? didn't practice anything. Brad, you want us to? Did you want to fess up that you're projecting that you actually photo that you clip? If I Photoshopped anything, how did your little at the mic sign get behind your head? Because if you look at the original file, it's not behind your head. So how the hell did it do that?

I don't know. You did it. You somehow. How would I do that? I'm not that good. I can't put that sign behind your head. don't know, Kelly. What do we think? People? I'm just smart enough to push a button. No.

I'm having a hard time that the universe just aligned for Keith to be pouring a drink on my head.

Speaker 1 (15:21.634)
Maybe he's pouring it in your head. Should we tell Brad what his tell is?

Yes, I want to know. Hold on, let me write this.

No, I can tell you separately. I'm gonna say in front of Brad. What's my tell? What's my tell? Your tell is when you're lying about something, it always starts off with, see, this is gonna ruin it. Now it's not gonna be a tell anymore. He's gonna self-edit and I don't wanna do that.

All right, text me. So I want to see what you're seeing.

have a tell because I wasn't that's I pushed the button and it that's how you're gonna say I'm lying about the the top hat on the on Christmas tree okay well let's talk about this I was at a place today where there was a top hat on a Christmas tree and it rubbed me the wrong way it was unreasonable how upset I got about it rubbed you at all I'm thinking you know hey you know where's the star you know where's an angel that's your two options

Speaker 2 (16:13.986)
Yeah. Santa Claus hat is okay. Santa Claus hat is okay. What about an elf?

you're elf face. You're elf face. You got Anthony Fauci back there? He's not an elf face. He's just he's the devil. Don't forget. It's the Daily Mojo.com where you can hang out with Brad. Sunshine. And and and Kelly, mean, you sell houses and whatnot but you got other other ventures going on. I guess you're in import export business now?

and poor export, prostitution rings, know, a little cocaine.

Speaker 2 (16:52.927)
We are

Speaker 2 (16:58.082)
Hold on, my FBI agent's calling me right now. Just kidding. No, we are buying a landscaping franchise in Austin, which is pretty exciting. It's called the Brown Prize.

Browns guys. They're owned by like there's a there's a umbrella company that owns all these home services brands like Mr. Rooter, Molly Mae, it's like all of that. It's all that same company. So it's a home service. It's it but this is a landscaping service. Obviously our oldest son already does that independently. So he's going to be our manager. I'm still going to be in real estate. I have zero intention of getting out of real estate.

Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:39.886)
This was just kind of a supplemental. My husband wants to get out of tech. The one thing that I've learned being married to him for 10 years is they're always worried about being laid off, always. And then now AI is coming. Everybody is freaking out. So we're like, let's work for ourselves now. I've been working for myself forever now.

So I'm getting old and the heat and the yard work really get to me a lot more than it used to. So I'm this close to farming it out. So can your business come all the way up here? Can you send some?

There's a grounds guys in Dallas, so I can get you hooked up with that.

I could go to work for you all now because I have that little I have the tattoo of the little guy with the lawnmower

I know where this is.

Speaker 1 (18:25.902)
it. I don't want to see anything. It's there's literally nothing you can say that's going to make me say yes, I want to see it. So, I wouldn't even put a hundred dollars. No. No. Five thousand. Tax free. Everyone has a price. Everyone has. Everyone has a price. Yeah, what did we learn from Breaking Bad is that everything has a price or what?

Next, please.

Speaker 1 (18:53.55)
What does he think when he bought that apartment or whatever and I said, no, it's not fully furnished. Everything.

I never watched Breaking Bad.

shame on you. hold on. Brad and I are in a text chain and we had somebody say that as well and we were a little bit put off by that. think. Yeah, you can't not have watched. How can you not have watched? I mean, took me to be fair. It took me a decade or so but I eventually got once I got it. It's

I was like that with Game of Thrones. I didn't watch Game of Thrones so like years and years and years.

Me too, me too. First time I tried to watch Game of Thrones, the first episode I was like, Lord, this is horrible.

Speaker 2 (19:32.078)
I loved Game of Thrones.

But yeah, once I got once I finally got past that I was like, this is until the until the last season last sucked.

We deserve a redo of the last

Game of Thrones. Sorry. Don't you what I haven't watched Game of Thrones yet? Okay. I don't think it's ever been offered on a what platform is it? Yeah, HBO Max, which is now I'll have it. I've never had it. Well, it'll be Depending on whether or not Paramount Skydance. It'll be them or it be accessible for me and actually HBO will be going away if Netflix gets it. Gotcha. Yeah, that's

That's true.

Speaker 1 (20:12.87)
I'm okay. I do five. So that's I'm that's what I want to ask you. You're drinking today. It's like the first time you've actually had a drink on it. Yeah. Look at this. This has to be the first time we've had a trifecta of a drink trifecta. What on a bar fly. I don't think that Kelly said trifecta. I think she said something different. It's just my both of you.

We go there.

Speaker 2 (20:29.687)
I tried to vlog it.

Speaker 2 (20:38.004)
I did not.

Both of you have watched the Age of Disclosure movie. I have not. But I'm hearing that maybe I should. You're going to be able to see it in the app once I get to it. I think you can see it in the app. The Mojo app?

We have.

Speaker 2 (20:55.283)
It was expensive. It was like 20 bucks to rent it.

you said it wasn't worth it, correct? We did a watch party.

I have thought, I've digested a little bit more and I think I have a thought process on it. I have a theory on it. So for someone like me that is balls deep in the ufology, like none of this stuff was new to me. What they put out there, none of it was new. There was no like new like footage, anything ground.

Time out, time out, time out. Nah, we gotta stop. Hang on. See, I open up the show remarking how need of a word hiatus is. Hiatus. And we're already devolved into Kelly referencing being balls deep into a subject.

Put

Speaker 1 (21:47.924)
Go ahead, go ahead. Continue the analogy of being bald-eaten

For me, it was good. I don't regret it. It wasn't a waste of time. But I think for people that don't follow this a whole bunch, I think it's good. And I can see it being a soft. Yes. I think it's more of like, OK, so normies now we're going to see it be like, hey, wait a minute. The good job that it did was it had a bunch of like.

It's like an intro course, right? It's like 101.

Speaker 2 (22:21.836)
like reputable people talking about it, like people that you recognize and you're like, wow, okay.

Recognizable as opposed to reputable.

Thank you. I will accept that correction.

the same type of like an intro course into it didn't. Yes, it didn't. If you've been following UFOs, it didn't. It didn't add anything with the exception of throwing my note, but with the exception of something, um some Air Force Base event. What was it? Holloman Air some a Holloman Air Force Base event in 1964. I wasn't aware of but

And I don't agree with the whole people saying that UFOs are demons. They brought that up.

Speaker 2 (23:08.162)
Yeah, yeah, I don't like that either.

But, okay. is this in there? former president George H. W. Bush told a federal official that an alien made contact with humans in 1964, as you said. is that in there? That's in there. W was a wolf in sheep's clothing. that guy, Mr. CIA, Mr. In Dallas when J. A's kill me.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:39.342)
Mm-hmm.

When you look back and you think of his reputation at the time and you know, he's a tough guy, he's just kind of milked toes. And then it came out later that he was, you know, I don't know, what was the thing with the, I don't know. Where he's grabbing her ass in the wheelchair? Yeah, who was that? What? He was in the wheelchair. This is long after. And he's in a wheelchair and he's grabbing somebody's ass. Was it at the White

He's a good old boy.

Speaker 2 (23:53.378)
No.

Speaker 1 (24:09.774)
I can't remember but I think he at that point. one. Look at him. George HW Bush, man. He's like, F it. I'm old. I'm gonna start grabbing asses. Yeah. Okay. And uh I at the time I defended him. Uh I was like, well, he's old. He doesn't know what he's doing. He knew what he was doing. Wait a I exactly what he a minute. So, hold on. So, now, people can use the the the excuse, I'm old.

So I can do it?

I mean, I plan on to on that.

Exactly what? Thank you. That's what I'm going to be doing. Hello.

Why would you not?

Speaker 1 (24:48.342)
I'm Kelly, I don't think you need a reason actually to you can you can just do it chicks and get away.

love the Fonketh show, like what?

already balls deep in this. here is the this is the this is from twenty- yeah. Nice. Seventeen. This is Yeah. So he third accusation of groping. Is this the one where he's doing it? Cuz yeah. Yeah. Look where

he's got the lean in on him.

okay, I see that.

Speaker 1 (25:25.038)
Yeah, he's like, OK, so he took advantage of the height there of the wheelchair. I'm just trying to do a hug next to the former president as he groped her. Well, yeah, I'd have to agree. He is grabbing that.

That is 100 % a group.

That's who hasn't done that one. Not gonna get away with it. Yeah. Okay. So do you think as did somebody in this movie, Dan Farah, did he say that Donald Trump is probably going to be the one to be the president to confirm? Did he say that in there in the thing?

You

Speaker 2 (26:02.606)
No, I think was an interview after it came out. Like he was on, he was being interviewed somewhere and he said that because like the day after it dropped, because that like went on fire.

Speaker 2 (26:16.878)
I would him for a lot of things if he did that. I would forgive him for a lot of things.

Trump says that he's become aware of the base facts and that his team is actively trying to decide a course of action about what to do with all the information they have regarding aliens. Gonna be interesting. I mean, look, if I were president and my poll numbers dip below 40%.

I'm the bomb on alien talk.

There is a book, I read it like I think last year, and it's called After Disclosure. And it's really good, I totally recommend if you haven't read it. And it breaks down like minute by minute, day by day, like, okay, they come out and...

they tell you about disclosure, like what happens in the world, like what happens to like the economies and like travel and what the governments will do and you know, what, and then it goes into like, okay, what if it's not our government that just comes out? What if it's a different government that comes out, but we can't say like, no, that doesn't exist or that's not true. Then that's like worse for our economy and stuff. It's pretty interesting. I've highly, not our governments.

Speaker 1 (27:31.758)
He'll just lie.

I know crazy You know, you know, okay, keith tell me if i'm wrong but kelly today sounds like cuz of her voice sounds like Demi Moore in St. Amos fire

for

Speaker 2 (27:50.478)
My kids told me I sounded like a Yankee. was like,

did you ground them? Is where you draw the line?

They're up for adoption now if anybody's looking for a 10 and an 8 year old redhead. My DMs please because the girl is not a Yankee.

That's the ultimate.

Speaker 1 (28:08.758)
Thank you. That's unacceptable. Okay, so let's see here. Was this in the movie? I see this story. Probably not. This is dated November 21st. A police helicopter forces to make an emergency landing or take emergency action. I'm sorry. Mysterious high-speed drones. This happened. It's just now coming out, but it happened in November of 2024. a US military base in England. And this was at the same time that

drones. Remember Tesla guy in Las Vegas says that's China's stuff. At the same time that was happening over New Jersey. This was happening over the UK. Anyway, I don't know. These are just stories that have come out recently that I was not familiar with.

I saw something this morning and it was about the Spielberg movie that's coming out.

Oh, I thought you were going to say you saw a UFO this morning.

No, but I have seen twice. Apparently, I just saw the tweet. I hadn't like dug into it, but it was interesting to me. But apparently they were filming.

Speaker 1 (29:15.406)
So you're not going as deep into this topic yet. OK.

They were filming in New Jersey when all that was going on, that movie was. So they're like, is there, are they going to, that part of it? It's kind of thing. And then people are zooming in on the eyes on that picture. I'm actually more excited about the Spielberg movie than I am about the Lou movie, disclosure movie.

Okay, when's that coming out?

next June or this upcoming June I guess.

If we're gonna get any more information on Tim Burchett, we played the clip a few weeks back I think remember he was sitting in his morning. Who was he talking to again? Was it Tucker? Who was he talking to? I don't know but he was sitting in And he's and he's talking about how he's been told by a high-level source about underwater stuff going on like I need more of that because I got this story

Speaker 1 (30:11.47)
Uh, do you guys, I've downloaded it and I don't spend any time on it I can't think of what it's called, but it's a UFO. It's a tracker app. And so if you see something you reported, it's called enigma. Yes. What's his face is thing. I don't know who. What's his face, dude. Yeah. anyways, dude, the guy with the stuff, dude. So anyway, dude, guy with the stuff and the thing.

yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:40.046)
has the Enigma app and apparently there's been a ton of, let's see, here we go, let me read this. Enigma, there it is, I should have just read the damn story. Largest queryable, there's a fun word, queryable historical site, who writes that? Okay, who writes a sentence like that and looks at it and goes, you know, let's go with that. Largest queryable.

historical sighting database for global UFO sightings has recorded 30,000 UFO sightings since its launch in 2022. But apparently since August, Enigma has documented more than 9,000 sightings of mysterious objects within 10 miles of US shorelines or other major bodies of water. What's the deal there with the water? Now we got to start paying attention to the oceans.

do they change the name?

yeah, now it's on.

the UAP and all that.

Speaker 1 (31:43.658)
But the water ones have something different though.

Yeah, well, because they weren't all flying. They realized they were coming out of the ocean, so we couldn't call them unidentified flying objects anymore. Now it's unidentified anomalous phenomenon. Not aerial. Anomalous phenomenon. Because they are in the ocean too.

I know I've said this before, but that was my music bed when I was in talk radio in Charleston and I would do like a six to eight minute segment and it was just. I was back when you're balls deep in that. balls deep into.

Word of

phrase of we shouldn't have a gay okay because that's kind what we've been talking about they came up yesterday on the Pat Gray show over on the blaze and and it's because this guy in a sound clip kept saying at the end of the day like he just kept in this one one clip he said at the end of the day three times and it just at the end of the day

Speaker 2 (32:42.442)
I'm talking. We'll circle back to that.

Okay, so kids today's phrase that pays is balls deep. That's our inaugural phrase that pays is balls deep. What's the, like, what's the end game here? How do we, we just do it? I mean, is there.

Well, there's a lot of pressure. I gotta think of something different for Friday.

Okay, so you will be here next Friday, right? Yeah, we've lost Brad. He's gone. You know, I gotta come up with a contest during our live streams to give away one of these at the mic hands, which if you're interested, you could send me a DM, say how much it costs and then we'll work out a deal.

Next Friday.

Speaker 2 (33:22.19)
Whoever can figure out what the.

balls. No balls. Deep earrings. Crocs.

Speaker 2 (33:32.502)
Of course they are.

Those things on those hang off the back of trucks, man

Yes. Now, how about whoever can figure out Brad's telltale lie while he gives himself away?

know. Why do I have to hold on? on. Hold on. Hold on. I will tell you your tail. I will tell you your tail. you can tell me if you will admit that that you're lying about your technology back. It doesn't So, if you admit that that was manipulated by you and not by a machine, then I will tell you your what am I looking at? The top hat on the tree.

Spicy.

Speaker 1 (34:16.185)
my gosh. If you're listening to this on Spotify or iTunes on Friday morning, you're missing, well, a broken phallic symbol. It's phallic, it's a top hat on a tree. Yeah, it's a top hat on a tree. it does look like the head of a tree. You know what, actually, it looks like a cowboy. Move a little bit. looks like he's just a ghost of a cowboy waiting.

I'm just staring at you from across the room. That's kind of creepy. That's kind of creepy. Okay. What else we got here? Oh, I want to play this. Now, judging by how many people subscribe to this chick's channel, shame on me for not knowing who this is. Who is it? Have you guys ever heard of Sabine? Is that right? Hassenfelder? 1.75 million subscribers. I've never heard of her until this video came.

across my feed. So whoever tagged me. I don't know who this is, but like I said, Sabine Hassenfelder. OK. Anyway, so I want you to listen to a few minutes of this. And I just think this is incredible. And so the premise is, as you can see in the title, physicists find artificial objects around the Earth long before we had satellites up there. Astrophysicists who found the most

Well, you know,

Speaker 1 (35:44.076)
convincing evidence of unidentified aerial phenomena that I see. Concretely, they say they have images of likely artificial objects that were in orbit around Earth before we had the first satellites up there. I've had a look. This research comes from astrophysicists at Nordita in Stockholm. hold on. We're never going to make it through this shit. know. First of all, she's referencing someone named Dita.

This is the time on sprockets where we dance. Touch my monkey. I to touch my monkey. Love him. I picture her talking dirty. It's just. Published two papers. They used the catalog of old photographic plates from 1949 to 1957. That's cool. 1949 to 1957. got these photographs. That dude took over and dumped a bunch of them. California, a COTAC that have been digitized.

Why until 1957? Because in 1957 the Russians launched the first ever satellite into orbit, or at least the first satellite that we know of. In those scans of old photographic plates, they look for bright spots that appear only briefly, which are called transients. They did this first by computer analysis, but then also by just looking at the images. Here is an example of two

I want to play a couple more minutes of this. are are the those are the but but have I have I lost you yet? Are you still interested in this chat? Are we are we good here? Yes, because she's what she's talking about the dude at Harvard ditched all those photographic plates. I got rid of them threw them away. Bastard. Okay, well, listen to this. This is fascinating, I think of two images of the exact same spot in the sky taken briefly after each other. One shows well something.

The other one not. Did you hear that? I that is, I was looking at the timestamps there. The same date, July 19, 1952, one is taken at 852, sees this cluster, and then 45, about eight, so 53 minutes later, they're gone. That's incredible, man. Something. The other one not. Bob, these old image scans can contain defects and dust and so on, so they only considered cases where the transients were in the same.

Speaker 1 (38:05.902)
place in multiple scans of the same photographic plate. Then one can be sure that at least it's not an artifact from this scan. They found a total of five such transients and they aren't single dots. They are configurations of four, five, and in one case six dots in a row. And one of those with five in a row is dated to July 27th, 1952.

No, that isn't my birthday. This is the weekend of one of the famous Washington DC UFO days, known as the Washington flap on this day and also week early. Okay, if you don't know about the UFOs flying above Washington DC, go and look for it after this show today. I mean, that is one of the least reported stories in American history.

Bye, L.A.

Battle of LA is two! my gosh, okay, but this that lining up what she just said with this story is wow. Earlier, air traffic controllers at the city's main airport and a nearby Air Force base said they saw things on radar that shouldn't have been there. Some pilots and people on the ground also reported unusual lights. The fuss was big enough that the Air Force held a press conference on July 29th.

and blamed atmospheric phenomena. We can say that the recent sightings are in no way connected with any secret development by any department of the United States. Okay, first of all, can I just say? Did they go a thousand years into the Can we fix the graphic? I mean, that would piss me off forever to know that my video that is fascinating says, no, check this dude out from 2952.

Speaker 2 (39:53.582)
2952

See that right there? okay. Brad we've had shows here on the Thursday deep dive where we got Into what we were balls deep into the Roswell. We were UFO balls So this is five is this five years after that so the the the military and the US government are already in full force trying to keep this from from

Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:21.39)
Damage control.

Yes, so what he's saying here... Department of the United States. But back to the astrophysicists with their papers.

They also look at all these transients, so not just those that appear in multiple scans. From this, they find that the transients are far less likely to appear in the Earth's shadow. This is statistically significant on 22 Sigma. What this means is that the transients are likely to be from something that reflects sunlight. What? And it makes it unlikely that it's something to do with the camera. If that wasn't already confusing enough,

In the other paper, they look at correlations between all transients and reports of unidentified aerial phenomena and nuclear tests. We have often said on their show, there's got to be a connection, including right there with the Roswell shows, between nuclear explosions on this planet and sightings of it. It's almost like they know what's going to happen and they want to go and see what's happening over there.

They went hard on.

Speaker 1 (41:27.374)
I don't correlation with UAP reports of our transients were more likely within a day of nuclear testing transients 45 % more likely window around a nuclear that is

It is nuclear.

Speaker 2 (41:49.292)
Okay, so serious question, Brad, and I'm curious what you think about this, because I do agree that there's so much evidence about them coming around nuclear sites and all that. Why did they let those two go off in Japan?

You mean Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Yeah. Why did they let them go off?

Yeah, I've always kind of like,

That was before Roswell. there were alien or UFO sightings before.

mean, they're Asian. They've been around since before Roswell, I'm sure. Like, why,

Speaker 1 (42:24.238)
first two. Those were the one those being the first two that that aroused suspicion and I don't know about I've never looked to see if there were there was an uptick in UFO sightings after those. Do me a favor Brad. Would you please Google alien body buried? I don't know. It's just down the road here. Is it Boyd, Texas? What town is that? What is it?

yeah, I have heard about that though, on March Grave. Nice.

Yeah. What year is that? Did you find it, Brad? It Stephenville, right? No, no. Uh it's it's either Boyd or not Paradise. Uh uh it is um Aurora. Aurora number uh Texas. Yep. Uh and what year was that? Like it was before 1897. Yeah. 1897. It's very just just a stone's throw from where I'm sitting. don't even know uh I know.

No, that's the dinosaurs in Steven.

Speaker 1 (43:19.95)
didn't they dig that up at one point? I don't know, but the town folk said for a long time, there was like a newspaper report about us. that makes it real. In the Dallas news. Okay, so wait, this is a who's this guy? This is a general, right? Let's see. Oh, retired US Colonel. My dad's a Colonel. Okay, well, here you go. Somewhere in this country, there are craft.

that are being held from that have landed here or crashed here. And there are biologics, human, non-human bodies someplace in this country. Someplace. In this program. So. All right, cool. There we go. Someplace. Yeah. down here in what was the name of town again? Aurora. Aurora. Sorry. My bad. I should do better at.

my gosh, I just figured out what the okay. if you're if you're watching us in Aurora, a town called Aurora, you think aliens because isn't a row. No, that was Corona. Sorry, getting my towns mixed up. Corona is next to Roswell. And that's where one of the crash sites was with the however, Corona is sun and doesn't Aurora have something to do with the sun. That's probably what my brain was doing.

Coronavirus?

So tryptophan, right, the stuff that's part of your turkey, right? So apparently, it's been found to exist on Bennu, B-E-N-N-U, which is a small asteroid that swings by our planet every six years. So NASA collected a sample on a recent mission of one of their little spacecraft deals at whatever, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:13.228)
So they were balls deep on this asteroid. so apparently the stuff that makes you sleepy at Thanksgiving is apparent on this asteroid. And I don't know, when I'm reading this story, all I am thinking, Brad, is that show on Apple that you and I are enjoying. Pluribus, right? Pluribus. It's good.

in a tube.

But I don't know why I thought of that when I saw this asteroid has this chemical on it or what have you. It's called an amino acid. Anyway, I don't want to get balls deep on pluribus here. But what are we liking that show right now? Pluribus is ironic because that's almost like pluriballs, which is almost like plural balls.

Chloral balls deep. Mm-hmm. Hey, I'm not the one with balls from a crocs, so.

They don't I guess don't necessarily have to be uncrossed they could be on just 10 inches That's kind of funny that it hung down right there below the box. So this is kind of what we do on Friday What was the question? Hell, I don't know anymore. Are you liking the show still? Oh, yes. Pluribus. Yes Yes, and okay, there's something I was gonna say about

Speaker 2 (46:15.342)
I don't think I'm aware of my name.

Speaker 1 (46:35.864)
Probably probably about what it was going on with three I Atlas is that done where we have no.

What? The 29th, I think. Is it the 28th or 29th?

The end of December makes its reappearance. Wait, the end of who? End of December.

I'm straight out of the bottle now? Why not? What is happening?

Nothing wrong with drinking out of the bottle And Aurora is related to the Sun because that's how you get the northern lights because of the Sun they're charged particles from the Sun so you see Aurora and Corona are related do you think that's You think that's a coincidence that we've got UFO either crashes Or landings at both Aurora and Corona and did the

Speaker 1 (47:30.028)
biologics on board, did they look at the names of these towns and think, aha.

They got a little map out there, the MapQuest.

Well, if anybody had GPS before we did, they did. And I, time out, time out. I just appreciate you saying MapQuest because I call and I'm not, I'm not accusing you of being old, but I'm so old. Like I used to go to MapQuest. have to read up the directions. was kids that was cutting edge. Like we had the road Atlas, right? And you had the city ones that you would unfold.

Thank you.

Speaker 2 (47:55.214)
We're not the

Speaker 1 (48:05.932)
And then you would go to, now you got to go to page, you know, eight L and then you'd go there and you'd have to unfold that one and stuff. But then when map quest came along, you thought crap, I can print them up step by step directions. okay. When you try to go to map quest, won't, it won't do it. There's not a site anymore. No, it's a site. It shows up as a site. But if it, if you, mean, somebody else tried to go to map quest and see what happens. I get the error.

evolutionary

Speaker 1 (48:34.946)
We're sorry about something went wrong. tries to show the site. Don't you dare take my map quest away. I think it may maybe it'll work for you. I'm in Google Chrome. No, it's working for me. It is okay. Well, I don't know what I must have a I must have some sort of a setting set wrong in Chrome but it it doesn't which it did. You scared me. It's it's one of those things. It's one of those things where you're like, look, I don't use it but don't you dare take that away from me.

See you.

Speaker 2 (49:04.728)
space.

My space is still there.

Thank you guys for my top eight.

I never used myspace

You know what I'm

Speaker 2 (49:17.42)
What you're missing out with the little glitter graphics and you have like your own personal song on your landing page

know what you're talking about. Here we are. Here we are on Memphis. Employed Road. Yeah, see that? If you uh if you're if you're down here in Fort Worth, boys and girls and you go up 35 and then you veer off on this here 287 and you go up to Rome and you get out here. It's probably an hour and a half.

looks the same, wow.

Speaker 2 (49:48.066)
Like crossing kingdom and stuff.

What lake is that? Yeah, there's what lake is that? Eagle Mountain Lake. So, it's just north of Eagle Mountain Lake. Where the hell is Eagle Mountain And when I say mountain, stop it. Who named that? It's not a mountain. It's it's an elevated It's it's it's you know what? It's an incline on a hiking trail of about five degrees. So, stop calling it a mountain.

there's pasta king.

Speaker 2 (50:18.366)
I dated a guy in college and he's from this teeny tiny town in West Texas and it's called Big Lake. It's a fucking puddle. mean, whoever did that, was like, why?

This will get people to come out here. So, all right. yeah. Yahoo chat.

What a kill, Sorry.

not sure to Yahoo chat reference. Okay, so let's talk about vaccines, shall we? Because this is interesting from Robert Kennedy. I honestly, I didn't know this until I saw this come across my screen, my feed about, I don't know, a couple weeks ago. thought, oh, that's good for a Thursday here. And here's Robert Kennedy talking about aluminum in vaccines. So I paired up with a guy with David Koch.

who I was in litigation with at the time, and who had a son who was born exactly the same time as my son and had the same level of peanut allergies. We started a group called the Food Allergy Initiative. We raised $100 million and we poached the best allergy scientists from all over the world. We brought them to Mount Sinai in New York.

Speaker 1 (51:38.194)
And they had a laboratory that I visited where they would induce food allergies and other allergies in rats and feed them different things to try to try to find out what treated it. And I asked the scientist there, how do you induce an allergy in a rat? And he said, it's formulaic. You take an aluminum adjuvant and inject it into that rat with a protein.

If it's a peanut protein, that rat will have a lifetime allergy to peanuts. If it's a dairy protein, he'll have a lifetime allergy to dairy. If it's a latex protein, he'll have a lifetime allergy to latex. That's the same aluminum adjuvant that's in the hepatitis B vaccine. We're giving in many of those vaccines contain peanut oil excipients. There's a study by a scientist called- This is, okay, if-

This is already fascinating, but you've got to listen to this part. scientists called Mawson and Cowlings, one of them from the University of Mississippi and one of them from Britain. And they looked at the same issue and they showed that it's not only what you get what's in the shot when you give that injection, but also what's in the ambient environment at the time. Listen. So that if there's a Timothy weed outbreak at the time you get that injection, they found.

that you could have a lifetime allergy to Timothy Weave and vaccinated children, according to their study, are 30 times more likely to have allergic rhinitis than unvaccinated children. So we need to look at the aluminum in the vaccines and see if we need to look much closer. We're doing that today at NIH.

to see if that has anything to do with this explosion of allergies that began in 1989, which was the year they expanded the vaccine schedule. Isn't that something? What is Timothy Weed? OK, but he's just giving an example.

Speaker 2 (53:42.956)
That's like a it's a allergen. It's a grass.

So anything but anything that's in the air at that time. Yeah is is amplified by the vaccines that infants are getting at that time. It's basically he's saying there might be a correlation there. In fact, I think he's strongly suggesting the correlation based on those studies of vaccinated. He said 30 times more likely to have an allergy like this to something in the air if you're vaccinated and it's based on what was

really active in the air at the time being carried through those vaccines with the aluminum there. That is fascinating. Did you just sent to you, I just because I don't know how to put it up on the screen here for you to see it. And maybe before I do that, I have blamed in the past the government surprise separate from the vaccines themselves, as he's referring to. But it's actually it's actually

It could be even crazier than that. So he's saying something in the air. If you're vaccinated, ha ha, you have now a lifetime of allergies to what was in the air at the time. But go back even further to the 50s when they were city planning and the Corps of Engineers and the government was then planting trees and beautifying all of these places around the United States.

And I always get this wrong, but it's like they planted the male trees. Maybe it was the female trees. I do this every damn time because they're so pretty and whatever. Because they didn't want them to, it's because they didn't want them to drop the seedlings and stuff. You can look this up. We've talked about this on Pat's show. I've talked about it here in some setting. But anyway, it's a fact because they wanted, they didn't, it was so annoying to have pine needles or whatever it was, the equivalent.

Speaker 1 (55:42.454)
on your city streets, but the trade off was now you've got the tree sperm or whatever in the air. I forget the whole deal, but now people have more allergies in cities where they have planted all of these trees now, two, three generations removed. And I think that combined with what RFK just said about the injections there, I think it's fascinating. What were you saying? 1950s trees, look at what I sent you because that ties in with it too.

1950s trees were predominantly male in urban plantings because the USDA in 49 recommended male only trees to avoid messy fruit and seeds. Am I right? A trend embraced by landscaper trees, your maintenance leading to an imbalance that exacerbates pollen allergies, a phenomenon term, biological sexism, excuse me, botanical sexism. Botanical sexism, right? So it's always the government that causes problems, Yes.

Anical sexism.

Speaker 1 (56:41.794)
Yes, they fuck up everything. And you can quote me on that. Am I putting that on the screen there? You can if you want to. I can't. If you have it. What's it say? no. That's not mine.

You know, it had this that gave me a light bulb moment though, when he was saying that, because one thing I've always heard in the vaccine corners, one of the things that they say childhood vaccines cause are ear infections. And my kids had them so bad, like we had to get tubes and all of that shit. But ear infections are caused by your allergies. So if you're getting exacerbated allergies, just put that together for me. like I always get, still get, had one like three months ago.

Like I'm 44, why am I still getting ear infections? But that makes perfect sense.

I think you're missing the point there, Is that what I'm putting on? That is. No, I just put that up over there so you can see that. Oh, okay. Gotcha. What was it from earlier? don't have what you were talking No, I texted it to you. Hang on. How about you stop drinking and just for a minute pick up your phone? I am not texting you mean things. Do you want me to read this? If a nude is mean,

It's actually me, me and things.

Speaker 1 (57:57.486)
me to read what you just texted me? Sure. Okay. Please take off your clothes, Keith. Oh, I'm sorry. that one. Not that one. Shower. adult. That's actually a real. That's that's actually a real one. need my My shower is dripping right now. That's a euphemism. That's not a euphemism. Just read it. Alright. Adults 50 to 64 can get paid for their next COVID booster. Join our clinical study.

and receive an updated shot plus up to $500 for your time. Where is that? And that's in Dallas. They're trying. They're now paying you $500 to kill yourself. A booster. Which is amazing to me. mean, didn't we at some point, wasn't that like a joke is that they were going to Well, they were giving you donuts and burgers and fries. Yeah, we're to start and then eventually they'll just start paying you to get the to get the shot. Let me explain to you the Overton window that is New York City. Which sucks because I love New York.

Yeah, the guy who was saying you can get burgers and fries to inject yourself, the guy who was killing old people.

Nippa, we're so close!

That was the best offering for New York City.

Speaker 1 (59:16.753)
I mean, Curtis Leeway was the best option, but I don't want to get off on New York City politics. I just want to say that city has so far gone that that was that was there better of the. Wait, Cuomo had nipple rings? Google Andrew Cuomo. You are my search.

You don't

Speaker 2 (59:36.558)
He was not trying to hide that.

I know. Can I say something? That is right up your alley, Brad Statton. Balls deep up my alley.

I

Speaker 2 (59:50.478)
He should put on his little crop charm balls and his nipple rings.

You see it, you see in the white t-shirt shot, are you? Man, we got so much to get to and we're never gonna get to it. How much time do you The barbell ones even. did you all see Patrick Bett David had Marty What's his name? Patrick Bett David had Marty. I've always seen that guy, I just never know what his name is. Well, PBD had Marty McCary on and they were talking about the origin of AIDS. If I were to ask you right now, where did AIDS come from? What would you say?

Ouchie.

You know, speaking of the film, thank you, Dr. Fauci, they explore a non-traditional narrative, has not gotten the attention it deserves. And that is that it may very well have come from a lab in Africa. AIDS could have come from a lab in Africa. HIV. Okay. No more questions, Your Honor. We were all told it was guys.

you're buffing monkeys balls balls deep in monkeys. Remember that? was the whole thing. was like, can't believe these homosexuals are out there. Disgusting. And when it was Fauci, there's nothing wrong with being deep in a month just for the record. I am. I want to go on record saying you want to go balls deep in a monkey. Who am I to say no? are you to say no? this guy here. Let me see if I can find him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23.342)
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27.125)
or?

I must have closed.

You okay, Brad? Take another sip of that bottle.

What you got over there anyway? What is that?

I got fan mail.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41.247)
You got fan mail?

No, I never get fat on O'Brien.

Well, no, this is for this is for Deuce five's birthday They send us the presents when it's their birthday and he's the he's the representative from the Asian the Asian derogation He and so he sent siesta key toasted coconut rum, but

Makes me want to go to the Bahamas.

Kelly, do you remember when I had to restart my computer earlier? No, no, no. It's just one of the tabs did not get reopened. So I'll save that one for another time. That's my autobiography. Balls Deep in Bahamas.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13.582)
Do? You're gonna do it again?

Speaker 2 (01:02:27.022)
Actually, I Turks and Caicos better, you know.

That'll okay. my gosh. I have to read this to you. Waterford, Ireland is the most vaccinated place on the planet when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccine, Coincidentally, let's see. It has the most, the biggest percentage of excess deaths.

You follow me there? The most vaccinated town on the planet. Which one? Has the most, the greatest percentage of excess deaths. Waterford, Ireland.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09.966)
always you see these lefties and what I'm going to leave the United States. I'm going to move to Ireland. Ireland is beautiful but and Joe Biden is from Ireland. Yeah. Remember that he's always there's the picture for you Keith. I don't need any Joe Biden. Joe Biden. no. That's nipple rings. right. That's Chris Cuomo.

this nipple rings, man. Andrew Cuomo. Why do I keep doing that *? That's the brother. Cuz your balls deep in Chris Cuomo. Of course, Chris Cuomo was walking around naked and on, remember that? You remember that? In the background of his wife's whatever? yeah. Uh him and uh. My * What? What was uh the other guy? Oh, I'm I'll be moving over here. Oh, wow. Kelly knew that one. You've seen

That's too big.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05.774)
you

A young child died of cardiac arrest after being jabbed during Moderna's key COVID vaccine trial, but of course that wasn't made public because why would we do that before? And then of course the FDA under new management is now starting to admit that the shots definitely killed children, at least 10. Do you know why we have the FDA? The FDA was created, I'm glad you asked.

I got my own story.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30.956)
Because primarily the event because I want to start doing a series I swear if i'm the more I say this out loud the more i'm going be forced to do it to make myself not a liar but the event basically because at every every agency that we have in the federal government is a result of some moment in time where we decide We've got to have the government save us from whatever Whatever event happened and it happened to be there was the 1800s. It was preservatives in food

And they used it was when food started to having to be mass produced to feed a bunch of people as opposed to just you You go to your local farmers market and you get bananas or whatever, right? When they started having to have food the last two weeks because it had to be on a train going to Doria, they started using I think the first thing was borax or some derivative of borax which wasn't

poisonous per se in small quantities. But what they didn't know is that it built up inside like your liver and or kidneys. And so people would die because they would eat it over long periods of time. And hence it was like, well, we need the government to oversee this. and the so the FDA, was called something different to begin with. But that's when the FDA basically was born.

And every if you think of every freaking a agency in the united states government the atf was You know some was it? what's his name al capone? And that's that's why you can't buy machine guns or silencers because you know the mob and al capone which is you know, but which Takes me right back to tubing, but

the consumer product safety commission. The remember the CD that they put out last year. No. wait a minute. Have I never told you guys about this? No. They put out the consumer product safety commission. Put out the US Consumer Product Safety Division or whatever it is. put out a CD called We're Safety Now, haven't we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52.878)
Like an actual CD, we're still doing that?

saying. We're saying. Compact disc. Of song. It it is here. Uh here it is right here.

I feel like we're walking into something.

You're not. And and this is this is public. Your tax dollars paid to create this? This this is public domain. So, don't freak out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19.576)
people at CBSC. And it's called we're safety now haven't we That is the name of the CD that you and I paid for you can try to be so hip That that you overshoot your mark. What does it even mean? I know I don't know. It's like it's like six seven

you

Speaker 2 (01:07:41.324)
The DNC's frickin Twitter account,

and this is how many people have watched this this has had 51 000 views it's been out for two years and the comments are turned off naturally because a bunch of they can't take and it's

Speaker 1 (01:08:02.69)
This is a song about putting your phone in the background going CPSC is putting out this like we're gonna like steal the song.

you

Speaker 2 (01:08:15.452)
yeah. Without.

And we paid for it and I can't for the life of me I have not checked with Grok But I can't find out for the life of me how much we paid. Yeah a lot of tax dollars to create this freaking stupid CD that nobody wants like what in the end it was a CD your point is how who was releasing a CD in 2023 or whatever it was. This was last year. This was put out two years ago. They got money to burn like literally have money to burn.

And they're like, hey, I don't know. He's not doing anything. Full circle back to the agency putting out the for, with the, vaccine, the whatever the national institutes of health for every stinking agency, three letter agency in the government. There was some event, something somewhere happened that created that piece of shit that we are still paying for today. And then they do, like you said, well, we Bob's not doing anything.

didn't you know somebody in the music business Bob that could yeah, could pay them to do we have money left over from funding those labs in Ukraine and that lab in Africa that brought us AIDS? throw it in Bob. This is is this is a terrible, horrific, nasty story here out of Las Vegas. A heartbroken mother was left horrified when she thought that she had remembered. Do you remember these Las Vegas? You remember that? You know, have a museum.

on it in Atlanta. The human being deal. Those are bodies. Those are actual human bodies. It is fascinating if you've never been to it. And I don't doubt that it's fast. It is awesome. But check this out. This this mom was visiting the real bodies exhibition in Las Vegas, when she's pretty sure she saw her son's body.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06.254)
How did you know that?

How did you know? So, so, so there's been investigations, but they, into his, into her son, Chris is death. And they said there's no foul play evidence, but she's convinced that there's a sinister aspect to his death. she has said that, so she's from Texas and she said that I knew it was him. It was so unbelievably painful to look at. can't imagine. my words cannot describe how this shook me.

and my family to its core.

no. Terrible.

time and place. so she talks about how, there's like a tattoo or something. okay. Yeah. It's a lot of people don't believe her, she- It's possible. I can see, I can see most of the-

Speaker 2 (01:10:47.714)
Good bread.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03.362)
this as a mom, like I'd like to think that I would like know, your kid, you know? But at the same time, I know grief too, and grief will do weird things to you as well.

And when you go there, you're told the story is that these are all either indigents or people from Mongolia, think is where they sleep primarily. get the bodies. see, but see, the thing is, he supposedly died of heart attacks to he had two heart attacks, apparently at his grandmother's. actual son. Yeah. Yeah. And so, but, her husband or ex-husband,

took care of the cremation arrangements. She maintains there was no funeral service ever organized. She was subsequently given a small necklace containing a vial of ashes supposedly belonging to her beloved son. Yet she wasn't convinced and suspected something more sinister might have occurred, urging police to re-examine the case. So she says, look, there's bruises and cuts here on his body that she saw in the photos from the police, restraining marks. Anyway, so first of all, she thinks he was murdered.

And then second of all, thinks that, see she said that there was a toxicology analysis that revealing a fatal level of cyanide. So she thinks A, he was murdered and B, ended up on this traveling deal or whatever this is. Traveling that. Okay. So I don't know, man. I'm sure that that museum there is absolutely fascinating. I don't doubt that. But man, I cannot. It is.

And then it would it would suck if you realize that was one of your and especially if he was murdered which that's a completely different thing. Yeah

Speaker 2 (01:12:50.744)
They should offer to pay for a DNA test. That would be easy. That's what I would do if I was the PR at the...

They've doing this in 2004. it is, if you've never seen it, I'm telling you, they've got Watch your class to get in there and see them dead bodies. Like 20 bucks. 20 bucks. Same as downtown. They've got, they're all like, well, not all of them, but they've parts of different bodies are sliced like paper thin, like the head. know, man. I'm sure it's cool. It's not gruesome. It's not, you don't in any way go in there and go, oh, it's. Sure.

It is amazing what you can see when the violence they're all what's called plastic plastic nation Plastic nation plastic nation they pour a substance in and it makes everything in your body basically turn to plastic It's really tricky

My college opened a body farm down here after I left. It was not there when I went there. Have you ever been? No, I don't know. They study like the stages of decomposition. it's I went to, well, it was Southwest, it's Texas State now, San Marcos. So they'll like leave and you have to donate your body like to science.

to for it but they leave them out like they'll put some in the water and then they'll put some like on top of the ground and bury some in the ground just like have the students study like the stages of decomposition and it's pretty

Speaker 1 (01:14:17.422)
I'm going goes in one of in Tennessee too. Crawfish thinks he's leaving. You're not. Where are you going? What are you doing? You know, you gotta you gotta finish this up later. You're gonna you're not leaving and if you do, we're going to talk about the door Crawfish. We have locked the door in the chat. Crawfish says, he's gotta go. I don't know if the body talk got to him. I think it was deep in something. It was balls deep. No, was me. No, he sticks around for that and he's

No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45.454)
Sorry. Brad made me do it.

girlfriend time. Wait, what now?

I can't

Uh, Krah, uh, tell your girlfriend to watch the show with you. Yeah. I mean, a leash on her. Duh. Yeah, get this thing under control. all I could suggest, Kelly, is maybe open up another browser and just follow along on the Twitter. Obviously, Krah is not balls deep in anything at this point. Okay, so want to read this. I want to read this here. Did you read Doos Five Zizzes? What does it say? Doos Five.

I

Speaker 1 (01:15:23.382)
That's funny. was a 90 % boy. Hey, yeah, she can do it herself. for any of us to hear it. I'm sorry. That's funny, since Nancy Pelosi is already 90 % Botox and plastic. There's a rim shot. There's a rim shot. I did give you the rim shot. I didn't hear it. It was a good rim shot.

Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41.644)
Ben Shatty Moki!

Which is fun. So here we go. want to the mafia and a certain sexual. Brad is into. The Mandela effect, right? The Mandela do a lot of weird shit. Let's just. No, on X, there's a guy named Luke Taylor USA and he posted this and I hit print because I thought this is this is Brad. Brad needs this story. He says.

Let's just go with this one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15.768)
Had a legit Mandela Effect moment today. No shit. I'm just reading it. So I've been going to the same Mexican restaurant with the same waitress in same menu for years. I have one of those as well. And I always, just like this guy, always order the same thing. Beef fajito poblanos. Sorry, Yeah, mine's...

cheese enchiladas with double rice. No beans. So help me you take those beans back and don't just scrape them off the damn plate. I want a brand new plate with double rice. don't even want to see a if I see a freaking trace of those beans. I love it when you get so. Here we go. Today my waitress looked at me like I'm crazy when I order it. She says they don't have it. Never have had it. I open the menu. It's not the same menu. The fajita poblano plate is not on the menu anywhere. She swears they've never had it.

I tell her it's the only thing I've been eating at this place forever. She says we can have it special made for you. I think I got flipped into a time warp or something. I've always had this. Every time I've ever gone there, I still can't explain this!

Is it real? Is it real? didn't reach out to him. Wait, why? Why? Why didn't I reach out to him? Because I was busy. All right. Kelly, we discussed Dolly.

Should.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40.088)
Tali the sheep?

Yeah, I feel like I feel like this is exactly how it went with No, no, no, no, no dolly in moon raker

No.

Dolly with the braces in Moonraker. You've seen Moonraker? Okay. Just keep moving. Well, Keith, you've seen it and you know what I'm talking about. Dolly in Moonraker when she looks at I know, she had braces. You remember because you connected with her because you had braces. No, I didn't have braces, but it's the only damn way the scene makes any sense because when she looks at Jaws, she smiles.

he smiles and then she smiles at him because she's supposed to be scared of him but he has metal teeth and when she smiles she's got braces hence so when right so when they went back and they made this dimension for us they they left it they messed up yeah she does not have braces in it's like if you've ever seen that that Beatles movie is it yesterday I think so I'm talking about there's that worldwide glitch

Speaker 1 (01:18:46.606)
I'm not familiar with the Beatles one. It's an awesome movie. Go watch it. It's on Netflix. Probably cost you three bucks. it's awesome. So the world, here's the premise. See, I can do this without giving it away. The world glitches, OK? And when it comes back online, it's almost perfect. But it's missing a few things that you'll see little Easter eggs throughout the movie. But the big thing is that nobody's ever heard of The Beatles.

Mandela effect.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15.138)
The Beatles never existed. yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes. have, I've heard of that. What's I think, is it called Yesterday Y'all? I don't Yesterday Y'all. No, not y'all. Yesterday Beatles movie. Yesterday Beatles movie. Yeah, look at, is that not? I don't know, but I think, I think you're right. I think it is called Yesterday. Yeah, it's Yesterday. But yeah, I have seen it. It's the guy. It's awesome. Yeah, he wants, and he starts, he remembers all the songs. He has to recreate the Beatles songs for the world.

But he becomes really famous and he feels guilty about just stealing their songs. But he doesn't because no one's ever heard of The Beatles, but he remembers The Beatles. Exactly. So anyway, I don't even know why I got off on that. Well, because of the Mandela effect. it's not, and the thing is, it is each individual, it's like, well, how could it change? Just, you know, why isn't everything else changed? It's a different timeline each time that happens. So.

That's

Speaker 2 (01:20:09.031)
That's what the explanation is anyway now.

Well, and it's so all of the other timelines still exist. It's the Shredder's cat. It's Loki. Yeah. Timelines. Yeah. And we can't, we were too, we're not smart enough to be able to comprehend an infinite number of timelines, which is what there are out there. So hold on a second. Is there a timeline where I'm cool?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45.258)
I'm to a shower with you.

So proud.

this is the morning of September 11th 2001 and George Bush is in the classroom there in Florida and have you seen this as the World Trade Center attack started these children were reciting the words kite hit steel plane and must you follow this

I've never seen this. Get ready to all these words on this page without making a mistake. Look at the letter at the end and remember the sound it makes. Get ready. Hype. Yes, hype. Get ready to read this word the fast way. Get ready. Yes.

A kite, think in some parlance is another word for missile. Hang on a second. Could you not find the low res version of this? is weird. my gosh. You and I are fighting and the shower offer is off.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39.086)
Sound it out, get ready. Sound it out, get ready. What word? Yes, get. Boys and girls, this word out. ready. Yes, deal. Read these words the fast way. Get ready. Yes, play. ready. Yes, must.

What were-

Speaker 1 (01:22:00.27)
You hear that? So it's kite, hit, steal, plane, and must.

Get ready, without making a mistake. Get ready. Yes. Hike. Get ready. Yes. Hit. Get ready. Steal. Yes. Steal. Get ready. Play. Get ready. Fight.

Okay, so obviously clearly a Doctored video there and just to let you know so that's been going around a lot more these days and Because I hadn't seen it either Kelly until just a couple weeks ago And so people are like because I'm glad you picked up on that Brad how low quality video it was She was actually she was saying playing not playing

steal S T E A L not S T E E L. so it's not quite the conspiracy that people want it to be but that is what has been circulating. That's the problem and then and so and then that screws up the real. Yeah. However, when when W. W. In his in his perverted dad.

Thank

Speaker 1 (01:23:16.502)
When he is told, to defend him, but now looking in retrospect when the dude leans down and whispers, you know, whatever. He's not, he's not, he's not so stunned. doesn't like, like you should, if you're told that, right. I don't care how professional you are. I don't care how politiciany you are. You're going to say what? You know what I mean?

Yeah, much more of a reaction. Yeah.

other than Bika. Well, he was all right, we did number two now. We got the second one taken care of. now, now on the Thursday deep dive, I have had a particular guest here Richard gauge on to talk about his thoughts as it relates to the World Trade Center. Now this video is talked to gauge. Yeah, yeah, it was a good show. So this video here is from 2022. And he posted this and I just happened to see this.

I like this. So why did World Trade Center 7 suddenly collapse at freefall on 9-11 when it had fires on only a few floors? And first of all, did it. But his point is, look at this. This building burned forever in China, and it didn't collapse, and there were fires on every floor. Now, I would like to point out, as we often, I never bring myself to erase this. And I'm so glad I haven't. But a good host would probably make a poster and laminate this.

as opposed to just having it on a whiteboard that gets smudged and stuff like that. But it's our 9-11 conspiracy scale, which remember, you can believe the government 100%. That's fine. Or wait a minute. Now, I have questions about the World Trade Center 7 building a collapse. Hang on a second. Well, if you can't believe the World Trade Center 7 collapse, which I'm sorry, if you're buying that story, normally I try to let people think how they want to. But if you're buying World Trade Center 7,

Speaker 1 (01:25:11.054)
I'm sorry, you're not paying attention to anything. So then the next level of this is the government at least, well, maybe they knew an attack was coming and then they just didn't do anything to stop it. There's lot of evidence for that too. Maybe they just then allowed it to happen, right? And allowed it to happen. And then, oh my gosh, then you get to the big one there is 9-11 was an inside job. So there's different levels there on the 9-11 conspiracy scale.

Which brings me to this video here, which again, this backstory has always fascinated me. And this guy kind of lays it out here on the building owner, if you'll recall.

This man is named Larry Silverstein, he is the dumbest and the luckiest businessman in the world. He's the stupidest businessman in the world because six weeks before 9-11, he buys the lease to the World Trade Center. Okay, why is that stupid? Because the World Trade Center has asbestos, like a dangerous chemical, so they had to

Wait! What?

WHAT

Speaker 2 (01:26:41.23)
have the lease, you're required to have insurance. Okay? And so the insurance company says, we value the World Trade Center at $1.5 billion, okay? And Larry Severson says, no, it's not $1.5 billion, they are worth $3.5 billion. So he is asking to pay more insurance than he needed to. That's kind of stupid.

Yeah. But again, he's the luckiest man in the world because none of it happened and guess what? He can now claim that two towers were struck and therefore he should get twice as much as 3.5 million. He should get 7 billion.

and he sued, they went to court, got 4.55 billion. He's also lucky because he's an orchoholic, he never misses work, but that day, because of a dermatology appointment, had to miss work. He wasn't there when 9-11 happened. The luckiest man in the world.

This is weird,

Yeah, back to your chart. remember this probably eight or nine years ago, like having a conversation with a friend of mine. And we were talking about conspiracy theories. And I was like, remember vividly saying this to him. was like, you know, I like it. I'll listen to anything. But I'm not one of those like 9-11 was an inside job, like conspiracy. I'm top of the chart. Where did Brad go?

Speaker 1 (01:28:11.662)
Hey, I probably has to go pee. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Here is a poll question. If I could put five options on X, I would like that. But I will say this. I am so far away from believe the government 100%. If someone put a gun to my head and said, do you believe the official narrative hook, line, and sinker?

Or do you believe 9-11 was an inside job? You have to pick one of them. I'm picking this one, inside job, 100 times out of 100 before I'm ever picking, I believe the government's response. That's why everything, everything the government says, the FBI, how can you believe them on anything? It's a lie. It's all a lie. Everything's a lie. And when you see how many provable lies there are, it makes the prism, it clouds it up for anything.

Brad!

That's why it's so difficult to just fall in line with whatever, if it's the most cut and dry case that's happening. If the FBI is telling me it's cut and dry, well, shit, now I've got to do a lot of investigating into this because-

I'm open my phone tomorrow and the headline can be, it is proven, Hillary Clinton is a reptilian that drinks baby's blood. I'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33.548)
Yeah, yeah. As Patel tells you, what are you gonna do?

But can we talk about what the hell Brad just did to me?

from all the way over. no, what happened?

Notice that!

We got 50 diddies.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48.13)
Well, you really can see down in this one. That's crazy. I gotta stop inviting Brad to these shows.

No!

I'm gonna make this your avatar for when you call me.

sorry. I'm here's the thing. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

There's more to it in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21.964)
It's not Friday, Brad.

Is she a woman? Brad, you're going to have to behave. Why? Can you make it to the end of the day? Share with the class. I just you have it. I didn't do it. your machine did that machine. I would over. I'm not telling you my. The machine is glitching and it was.

Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54.05)
Yeah, I went back.

Beautiful and the horizontal projector.

can't help it when it does that stuff. Look, I just work. I just work here. I just work here. I'm I'm hanging on by a thread. There is the there's the there's the actual picture.

Press.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14.112)
anymore

When you aim it, you know what? When Wes does that and he puts in the code that it readjusts itself automatically to vertical surfaces and horizontal. Have you seen baby Nostradamus? He's going to tell us about vertical surfaces, isn't it? No. Yeah, he is. No.

I am a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34.734)
So what were you just telling me though? yeah.

gonna be a tsunami and

Speaker 2 (01:31:49.966)
They call it the flood 2.0.

There's gonna be a wave and like there's gonna be a tsunami and...

my

A flight? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11.032)
See.

800 meters in the air. How tall is that?

Time for you. I don't even know how big a commander's is. Why does this American cage know meters? It's bigger than the house. I'm sure it is.

Half a mile, right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31.181)
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38.297)
Deep is what it is

Speaker 1 (01:32:44.622)
Right? Sharknado! This kid has watched too much TV. And that's what it is. Or... Or what? It's not AI. It's not AI, Brad. It's real life. Real life, bro! He's horrified! I'm horrified!

I know!

Speaker 2 (01:33:02.254)
Of course I will!

Speaker 2 (01:33:08.002)
Horrified. Just horrified. Horrified.

Anyway, it reminds me of the kid that was on the right. Apparently, I'm afraid. listen to this next line from him.

Just horrified. Just horrified. Horrified.

I'm gonna die today when the flood happens. This kid needs less screen time.

This, it sounds like that movie, Day After Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36.494)
Oh, do you remember? OK, hold on. Do me OK. Do me a favor here. Go to go to grok. I'm going to type this in grok. Hang on a second. Just ask him on your app. Does a movie. Reference. Flood 2.0. And let's see what old grok says. Oh, don't throw this away. Oh, while we wait for grok.

remember apparently kid. no. What? Apparently. Don't you remember him? Is that the kid who says, who just is telling a story? Yes. And it's like, it's almost like a, if Joe Biden were a little kid, it's kind of because she, he, he went on the, the, the ride at the, at the fair. It's the redheaded kid right there. That's not the kid I'm thinking. Hang on.

This is hard.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35.362)
on that.

Hang on, I'm gonna get Brett. awesome, I love this kid. Him.

It was great and apparently I've never been on live television before.

What?

Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news because I'm a kid and apparently every time, grandpa just gives me a remote after he watched the Powerball. Tell me about the ride. What did you think about the ride? Well, it was great because apparently you're spinning around and apparently every time you get dizzy, that's all you need do is get dizzy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14.542)
Yeah!

Speaker 2 (01:35:20.462)
I've never ever been on live television. I never ever be on live television.

Yeah, shut up, Yeah, let's go now. Apparently. Go. Go find the here. Okay, here's who I thought. on. What? I'm trying to find it. What is it? What is it you want? It's this kid. It's this kid here is what I'm trying to find video of. He's the did you ever have a dream kid? You know that kid, right? Go to YouTube.

Six, seven.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50.38)
I do know this guy.

Brad and Fine, did you ever have a dream kid? This guy. When you watch this kid, it's Joe Biden as a kid. And while you do that, let me find if Grok is a, because I asked Grok, does a movie reference, quote, flood 2.0? No, there's no known movie that references the phrase flood 2.0. Interesting. Now hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on. And while some online post was getting, Netflix has a 2025 release, The Great Flood?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13.304)
Thank

Speaker 1 (01:36:22.262)
It's

There is. There's a there's a guy on.

I'm just trying to figure out where this kid is getting this stuff. How do you know he's not just being able to tell the future? That's the, maybe it's that. Maybe it's baby Nostradamus.

But here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35.202)
Maybe no snow, but there's a on Twitter that's predicting like some crazy solar flare.

I need this in my life

But it's going to be like a chain of events.

Whatever, don't give a- I'm a here for it, man.

It spurs off a giant earthquake in the Ring of Fire, which leads to a tsunami in 2026. he's predicted... Have you ever had a dream?

Speaker 1 (01:36:58.296)
Hold on, pause that. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have like all of these stories about the volcanic activity and they were predicting all these major earthquakes and sure as shit, we got a 7.0 in Alaska. got a 7.8 in Japan. What did I tell you? And then we got a 7 point, let's see, what was the other one? There was an 8 point something. In Japan. Japan? Is that what was? It triggered yesterday the trigger tsunami warning. Three major earthquakes. here we go. Yeah.

Yeah.

7.6, 7.0, 7.8. Anyway, so I'm here for it, Kelly. I'm tired. I'm rundown. I too much shit going on. I'm tired of paying taxes. Fuck the government. bring me the tsunami and whatever. I'll move to a coast if I need to. I'm just so fucking over it.

I'm tired of paying taxes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48.71)
Have you had a dream that you had you could do you want you could do

So you want him to do you so much you could do anything? That kid right there grew up to be the 46th president of the United States. And so they found him as an adult and he's really funny as an adult. He explains the backstory about how it was like an audition for something and then...

What?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14.412)
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25.742)
The way he tells it, it's great, it's great. Much better than I can, obviously. Listen to this here. There's a massive ocean discovered beneath the Earth's crust containing more water than on the surface. Maybe baby Nostradamus was on that something.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48.644)
I told you

you guys. You you okay. So obviously we're gonna do more of these Barflee episodes. Are we? And I had so many. I thought no. Are we? I thought we were. Apparently. Well anyway I brought so much to the table here but there's so much stuff that Kelly needs to talk to us about that that that we haven't gotten to yet. so at some point we're gonna talk about I've got a list somewhere of things that you've mentioned that that

Do have a ghost story? How many ghosts have you

have a UFO story today since we're talking about UFOs.

When was your UFO encounter?

Speaker 2 (01:39:28.302)
The first time I saw one, maybe five, six years ago, and then the second one was maybe a little

Okay, started over, started over. Nope, tell your story again and this time say that your experience was six or seven years.

my experience. Six, seven.

Okay, so what happened five or six years ago?

So the first time, it was the 4th of July, and we were out in Blanco in the Hill Country. And we were at a big ranch and they had, it was like a friend of a friend, and they put on a big fireworks show. And this one, there was someone there with me, like another whole person, they can verify the story. We were sitting there on this little ledge watching the fireworks, and we're looking at, and this red light comes like this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16.302)
And it stops kind of where the fireworks were. We're like, is that a drone? We're like, somebody's got to be recording the fireworks with the drone, right? And so we let it go. And then all of a sudden, it shot up into the sky. And I'm talking thousands of miles an hour. I mean, it was there and then gone. And we both looked at each other like, did you see that? And that happened. And then it happened again. This was a couple of years ago. And it was.

pretty much the same thing. I was taking the trash out and it was early in the morning. I get up real early. It's like 5.30 in the morning. So it's still dark out and it was crystal clear and I stopped for a second to look and I see a light coming down like this and I'm looking at it like trying to decide if it's Starlink or something and then it stops. And then there was another light that come up from the horizon and meets it and it stops. And then they flip around each other and they both shot up again.

thousands of miles an hour and I was like, wow. So those are my two UFO, I mean, obviously looking up, like, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29.75)
It's true. Hello?

Sorry, I was just picking up where Brad and I left off on Friday where the camera kept getting frozen up and I just wanted to keep it going there.

Oh my god. Stop! You all are weird.

No, what do mean? We're not weird. This is bad internet. This is really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56.756)
Anyway, so no, that's cool. That's cool. When I was a kid, it was during the Haley Comets. Who's Haley Comet? And so I want to preface this by saying my brain already wanted to see Haley's Comet, OK? But my parents had this thing where they would go and play poker at a friend's house every other weekend or whatever. And so there was just a few of us kids that had to entertain ourselves. And I just remember I had to go back out to the car.

and get something out of the trunk. And I was by myself and I went out there and I remember I popped the trunk open. And as I'm doing that, this streak of light is coming right at me. Okay. And my brain thinks Haley's Comet and I turn around and it's fading over the horizon. It's a weirdest damn thing. Like through the trees there in Georgia, Kennesaw, Georgia. And at the time I'm thinking,

I just saw Haley's Comet. I just saw Haley's Comet. It was like 1986. And it must have been like a shooting star. couldn't go to the internet to go and look it up, kids, you know? But it must have been, in hindsight, I must have been very close to, I don't know, like was an asteroid or something entering the atmosphere. It was so bright. Haley's Comet wasn't that close. This damn thing was right over my head.

one here in Georgetown like two nights ago is all over Facebook and there's video like people's dash cams that I didn't see it.

fireball. was that? It was Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28.844)
Yeah, was earlier this week.

Yeah, it was Tuesday night because we were doing the watch party of the disclosure documentary and then I got a friend texted me a tweet about a fireball. this one though was in the DFW area. So wait a second. There was one down there too.

like and it was all like was my area, know, Georgetown, Park, Hutto, up here.

There's one there too. Hey, y'all check it out. Check this out. Y'all see that the DeGuerre bear. He's talking about a dad gum earthquake machine that has a patent. a patent. Now the other important question though is Ben Steiner wants to know if he has time. Yeah, you have plenty of time to eat your other half of your beef and how long does it take you to eat a beef and cheddar? Enjoy it because it probably costs $800. It's hard beef. But before the tsunami, yeah, you got time.

The tsunami's

Speaker 2 (01:44:25.266)
Yeah, you're good. But we get like a soul. Apparently the chain of events is solar flare leads to catastrophic earthquake like I think this guy said like a 12 on the Richter scale. Tsunami. So you got plenty of time then baby.

Okay, this is from Fox Houston Fireball spotted in Texas skies nearly 200 sightings Fireball were reported across the evening sky on Tuesday Primarily, holy shit. Hold on a second. This thing is like

Thank

Speaker 1 (01:45:03.022)
Here's the Here's the videos as soon as it gets past them. Sorry. Here we go. I'd rather see the hummingbird We'll be right back on Fox 7 after someone shoots you ever held a hummingbird. I've held one in my hand No, I haven't they're amazingly small and they hum. That's what I was humming the bluest eyes in Texas Look at that. That's kind of what I Mine was right right in my face. Like it was

See that?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33.452)
I'm not diminishing this. just trying to tell you. It was just like that, but it was coming at me. It was the most indescribable, coolest feeling. 10 year old Keith falls deep into an asteroid. Look at that. Okay, but this is, how is this possible? Cause that's pretty low in the sky. So how is it seen both in

See you, Fonky.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49.39)
you

Speaker 1 (01:46:03.214)
that's Tierra Newball how is it seen down south Texas and then and it's also says in central Texas and in the DFW area how is it seen in all three places?

Masada ben Nalo. Why are we doing with Gerald? That is right up the street from me.

What is Tierra's Texas?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24.762)
is from this is an Austin. let's talk about your area real quick. hang on a second. That sounds personal. You're have an interesting congressional race coming up there. you've got you've got the ShamWow guy versus the the chick who is what's her Valencia Valentina. She wants you to think how tough she is. So, you got those two fighting. But didn't

talking about my area.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42.094)
Valentina.

and her

Speaker 2 (01:46:51.06)
lose a race and like in between one another. then now she's coming over here. You know, her signs are up all over my town and they're so corny. They're just as corny as her videos. it's like a sign, Valentina for Congress, that she's sitting there holding an AR or something. She rubs me the wrong way. Like I feel like she's the right Jasmine Crockett or AOC.

Missouri, Missouri something. How did she get to Austin though?

Speaker 1 (01:47:08.238)
video.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20.44)
Such a description.

Come here. That's what I'm here for.

I don't know if our buddy Brad is gonna be proud.

We've got a beautiful view of you waterboarding me with

That is it. I'm waterboarding you with whiskey while the shadow cowboy, the dark cowboy, looks on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46.318)
cowboy over there.

I mean that is

I just don't want know why I'm getting picked on today. I feel like the little sister of Barfly.

I feel that people can't really see this very well. And so I want to take a picture of this background here. Hang on a second. Hang on. No, no, no, no, move. you move. Get out of way. Get out of the way. Move. Thank you. Get out there. Okay. Hang on a second, y'all. Hang on. All You can come back now. I don't know what you're doing down there, but you need to stop.

Hey, pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23.864)
Here it is, look at this. What are you doing? I'm taking a picture of your lair. Look at this, look at, I'm telling y'all. This is like, there is some creeper cowboy hanging out in the shadows at Brad's. He's like, I'll see you boy. I'll see you.

Let's talk about how Brad spent actual time from his day to set up that shadow.

Hold on,

Alex.

Monica?

Speaker 1 (01:48:57.322)
See, you're too young. Is Monica Lewinsky under the test? Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal. Hello, my front time gal.

Yes.

Okay, I want to read this to you. This is from you guys know Mario Nafal, right? He posted this of all the things humanity expected to save astronauts from cosmic radiation a jet black mold thriving in the ruins of a nuclear disaster was not on the bingo card meet cladosporium chapsper mum There's Chernobyl fungus that doesn't just survive radiation. It eats it for breakfast

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39.192)
Thanks to melanin, it literally turns radiation into energy, like a mushroom-powered solar panel for gamma rays. On the International Space Station, this thing grew 20 % faster than it does on Earth. Give it the vacuum of space, microgravity, and a little cosmic hazing, it bulks up like it's prepping for a Marvel or origin story. What does it sound like so far? No, sounds like that damn little, that little, what's his name on?

No, no, if you let me finish. If you let me finish. It sounds like that little pet thing on Stranger Things.

FU-DA-WAY

Speaker 2 (01:50:17.166)
I know what talking about.

What's his name? OK, all right, here we go. So why lug tons of metal into orbit when you could grow your defenses like a cosmic garden wall? Self-repairing, cheap, lightweight, and feeds on the very thing that kills us. This is radiation stuff. NASA engineers are quietly ecstatic because this flips the entire Mars mission playbook. You don't transport radiation shielding. You cultivate it. Picture moon bases and Martian habitats lined with living

regenerating radiation eating walls, a bunker that heals itself basically. Within a decade, somebody is going to propose a full fungal skin around spacecraft, a biological exosuit that thickens under stress and patches itself after solar storms. And when this works, the first true deep space city won't be built metal first, it'll be grown. Okay, what could go wrong if we're growing radiation defenses?

What happened with that little pet? What's that, Y'all tell, what was it? What was the name of that thing? Stranger things. What's a little, what's a little thing?

that he kept yes I forget what it forget what he called it but you were reading it his foot out the whole time putting the face

Speaker 1 (01:51:34.892)
man

Speaker 1 (01:51:39.308)
Thank you for telling on him. Thank you for telling on him. Nark. What the was that? I don't know. Somebody tell me. While I'm looking, the thing that's on your screen, Stranger Things. I didn't know you could see that tab. Hey, all. It's called, it's D'Artagnan. what is this?

you

Speaker 1 (01:52:08.918)
name. That's the name of the pet. He called it D'Artagnan. Did he really? Yes. And he was the one who did it. That is Gaten Matarazzo and his sister singing.

the leg harbor new jersey seven eleven-year-old brother and sister gaten and sabrina moderato

Speaker 1 (01:52:35.118)
Okay, better be good.

Watch the new season. beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of gray or purple mountain mattresses

into that huh?

Speaker 2 (01:52:59.852)
Fruit side plane!

You're welcome. you're not going to give us the whole thing? you want me to go balls deep?

That was great.

Speaker 2 (01:53:11.489)
Speaker 1 (01:53:16.706)
Wait, who are these kids again?

Right to things.

recognize them.

That's the straightest things kid.

this Stranger Things kid who had the pet? that's when he was a little thing.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30.434)
season of stranger things.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44.426)
Run, see

Okay, look at the letters behind them it almost spells stranger things

Thank

Speaker 2 (01:53:51.534)
don't cry.

It does look. Kelly don't don't encourage him. Does that not almost spell stranger things? I haven't.

Strativitant.

Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15.822)
kind of wow like four people clapping what the hell is the name I told you his name

This is a Mandela effect. it's d'Artagnan, that is 100 % Mandela.

Hold on just a moment, please. Now, I'm getting none of you all believe a damn thing I say mainly because half the time, I'm not telling you the truth. Yeah. Right there.

same.

the r10.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46.584)
but they call him Dart, right? Yeah. Yes. That's why Kelly and I are like, whatever. It's originating character. Justin Henderson. Yep. Dart, Dart, Dart, I got was the original Demogorgon. Mm-hmm. It was what... So Kelly asked if we'd seen the most recent season. yes. my gosh. Is there another show that drops GD and JC more gratuitously than that season, than the last...

That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15.554)
five episodes that they did or whatever. So they go out of their way. It's so awkward to the point of absolute absurdity. It's over the top doesn't describe it enough. It's written and like it's almost like they said, okay, so when you walk into the room.

So what is going

Speaker 2 (01:55:25.262)
I'm not doing Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39.52)
I don't want you to say, hello, how are you doing today? I want you to say, hello, GDJC. And I want you to say it eight times in a row. And if you don't, then you're off the set. mean, it's weird. It's weird and it ruins it, man.

Well now I don't want to watch it.

Fight! Well, and the problem is it, it does, the whole season really doesn't make sense anyway. Yeah, I know. Cause there's nothing stranger about the upside down now. But it might actually, I don't know. I'm being told that it might make sense by the end. I may or may not be related to somebody that spends too much time in these little...

Well, these Stranger Things forums, know. problem is, that Stranger Things was fascinating when the upside down was a mystery and we didn't know what it was. Now we're just down there driving around and shit.

No problem, let's have a vacation in the upside down.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38.702)
There's nothing. There's nothing weird about right, right, right. About. Now, we're around. Yeah, that's a good point, And that's what that's the problem with the member I talked about from the **** chair. I'm dealing I'm dealing with the same thing on this chair today. It driving me insane but the it's on MGM Plus and it's

Thank

Speaker 2 (01:56:55.822)
You

Speaker 1 (01:57:07.574)
good because we don't know where they are and why it's happening to them as soon as you know why something it's like loss remember when loss went down the tubes

That's true. That is true.

it's what when we saw the statues on the beach or what? I can't even pinpoint exactly when it went south other than remember how it just ended. It was all a dream. So, you didn't like it. it was a dream. Was it really? Wasn't it? I don't know. I thought it was heaven or something.

I don't I still don't understand loss. Okay. Well, that's that's that's the point. I it was I thought they all died and they were like, was it. whatever it was, it was like, maybe they went from purgatory to heaven or something.

Didn't that happen to Roseanne too? Wasn't Dan dead or something and she was hallucinating all of it?

Speaker 1 (01:57:54.648)
He did not end.

Speaker 3 (01:58:01.377)
No, it is-

before that. is before that.

I'm sure. Here's your answer to Garbera. It's going to turn out all these this season. We're just campaigns and uh Dungeons and Dragons. and kids are just back in the basement.

He's right.

How are they going to make it? Right. If Dart is a real thing, fact, it's funny. You mentioned this, Wade. You're reminding me of an experience that I had when I I spent a lot of time at a, like a day school when I was a kid. You know, I was like babysitter for about 40 of us kids at the same time. And they had this huge yard and you are looking for ways to keep yourself entertained. I remember the back fence.

Speaker 1 (01:58:46.67)
was nothing but lined with trees. And in the fall, all these leaves would fall. And me and a few other boys, we would just run around trying to catch leaves and run into each other and smash our faces in each other. It was awesome. But I remember this one time that Wade has reminded me of is this little creature. In hindsight, it was probably one of these little poisonous caterpillar things that if you touch, you die. But it was the most nasty looking thing. And it would just, oh.

Buggers.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16.738)
gosh it was so gross and in hindsight I think it was dark. think I think we had a. You did you did we all you all owe you an incredible debt of gratitude. Well you know who else is trying to save humanity is Vladimir Putin.

humanity!

Speaker 2 (01:59:30.114)
thing.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35.64)
bless his heart.

Why do still prefer him to Joe Biden? I do too. Okay, that's a great, that would be a poll question. Who is your other habits your president? Vladimir Putin or Joe Biden? Damn, I wish I thought of that. President, that would have been even better. Putin scientist unveils spy pigeons fitted with brain implants and cameras that can be controlled like drones. Do we believe it?

in that way.

Speaker 2 (01:59:51.276)
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01.09)
This is like old news, though, right? Haven't they been doing this for a very long time?

That's

I don't know this story's dated that doesn't even weird it is it just says russia's pioneering remote-controlled spy pigeons fitted with brain implants okay there you go you got the stimulation module

Yes,

Speaker 2 (02:00:16.803)
Good?

Speaker 2 (02:00:23.416)
They've been using birds. I watched something on Pablo Escobar the other day. the reason that he was able to evade capture after he escaped from jail for so long is he only communicated via pigeon. I did not know. No phone calls. he needed to talk to his homies about anything, he sent pigeons. was his son said that. Bring me.

me a pigeon. But let's let's this into perspective. Russia is still the same country that had that AI robot fell flat on its face. Robot that fell flat on its

I can't believe it!

I didn't say I wasn't there, I just said which one? I'm trying to remember for the audience. I'm being the voice and eyes of the audience. Well, let's see, Kelly, was it two?

It was like a month ago.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12.972)
Russian robot fell flat on its face.

came out and they made a big deal about it and like, had the curtains in the stage and it like a little shuffle and then bam.

Listen to this craziness. at those poor birds. Listen to this.

Tell me that that picture is from 2025. It looks like it's from the 60s.

Okay, but listen to this. Just because it's got a filter on it, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (02:01:36.405)
A filter? What is this, Snapchat?

OK, so the birds can be steered remotely in real time with operators able to upload flight commands by stimulating targeted regions of the brain. The pigeon then believes it wants to fly in the instructed direction, claims sources, let's see, which is the Kremlin's high tech innovation machine. Surgery is carried out in which electrodes are inserted into the brain with millimeter precision. The birds wear tiny solar powered backpacks containing on board electronics, GPS tracking.

and the receiver the transmit signals into the neural implant. Chillingly, it's insisted that no training is required, declaring that any animal becomes remotely controllable after the operation with pigeons capable of covering 310 miles a day. is 1850, 1,850 miles a week. This is- It doesn't even sound remotely questionable, actually. I'm with you.

We're already doing this.

I'm with you, but gosh. Why wouldn't they?

Speaker 2 (02:02:39.138)
That's why I'm like, why is this news? Have you heard the baby pigeon conspiracy theory though?

This sounds crazy.

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Speaker 2 (02:02:52.046)
Where do they come from? So the whole conspiracy theory is that their government made and engineered to

Time out. Time out. Time out.

They're only in cities.

I've never seen a baby Robin. Yeah, you have. I've never seen a baby blue Jay. Yeah, you have. see, they're like baby blue jays, but smaller. I've never seen a mini pigeon.

So, a baby Robin's nest in my backyard.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16.504)
my pocket right now. you seen a baby owl?

I have picture of a baby owl that I rescued from my backyard.

Who? You're welcome. There's a secret doorway that's 4,500 years old, one those Egyptian pyramids.

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37.678)
I love the edge of some pyramids, huh?

I don't want to see the robot. You don't want to see the robot? Why don't you want to see the robot? Because I'm running out of time and I got things I want to talk about. not running out of time. got all the time in the world. How long are you all going to hang out? Look. We've played this. You do remember this, right? Look. He looks fine. Look how good he is. Looks great. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. That's me. You're sick. Go ahead. Emerging to the soundtrack of a rock.

Looks like Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (02:04:09.838)
The robot couldn't even

Speaker 1 (02:04:14.922)
I mean, that's kind of sad.

can't even eat this.

People gotta get over this shit. It's not sad. It's not a person. It's not real. It doesn't have a gender Play it again I can laugh at it again. it again. I want to laugh at it. Ha ha ha. Because one day we're going to be cowering in fear before it us. It's not going to shoot us. Ha ha ha. It's not going to shoot us.

I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:04:30.734)
robot what its pronouns were

Speaker 2 (02:04:45.358)
I'm gonna shoot him.

We stopped him before he fell. We saved him. What does it say back there? Idle? that's a

Speaker 1 (02:04:57.454)
Oh, hey, did you hear that? Robot walks into a bar. The renowned paleontologist the fire Jurassic Park is attempting to recreate dinosaurs by reversing the evolution of the modern day chicken. that's happening. We've already OK. Aren't they in Dallas? Didn't they already? The bear wolf, the dire wolf or whatever the hell it is. I think it's the same company. Yeah, screw it. don't think what's going to get to us first?

of and the such like that or the robots who's gonna get there first to kill humans robot humans we've already got cloned humans and if we don't if anybody doesn't think there's a cloned human after they clone dolly the sheep the first

brother

Speaker 2 (02:05:44.43)
said that Diddy was cloned because we watched the documentary and he was like his moles have moved and I was like

they asked us to recreate it, Okay, okay.

see that.

Definitely a clone human running around you think there's a clone human in politics right now That would be the well no cuz Dolly was

I think they're all cloned up.

Speaker 2 (02:06:14.126)
Totally was like the 80s, 90s.

Right now is 1998 mid 90s. Yeah, Dolly was mid 90s.

No.

Speaker 2 (02:06:22.54)
think I was a kid when Dolly came out.

You're a what? 1996. No, it was 96. Dahlia Sheet was born July 5th, 1996. Okay, so I said 1998.

like

Speaker 2 (02:06:35.502)
14 or 15.

Yeah.

Oh, I want to play this guy. Hang on. got to play this. No. Guys, I'm running out of time. want to respect your time. guy right Time is a manmade concept. How does Walmart know what I'm buying in cash? OK, that's a good question because I didn't realize Walmart did know. Oh, yeah. I remember this guy. I got an email from them. I didn't play this, right? OK. This afternoon that says, hey, can you play this? I think you did. Did I? I feel like Joe Biden. Chat.

Thank

Speaker 1 (02:07:08.492)
Did I play Walmart Cash Guy? We'll wait for your answer. And while we wait, Play it again, Sam. Okay. You rate this product that you purchased recently, and I did purchase that product recently from Walmart. I bought it in cash. Right? I walked to the electronics section and bought a USB charging cable with cash and then walked out. And I know that the first... You've already started typing. It's the Walmart app on your phone, you moron. Yeah. That is a fair assumption.

I do not have the Walmart app on my phone. I've never had the Walmart app on my phone. And further, I did not have my phone with me on this trip. Here's how I know I didn't have my phone with me on this trip. I remember specifically talking to the employee in the back of the electronics section and trying to explain specifically which USB connector I was looking for. And I couldn't explain it well.

And so I tried to pull my phone out to show the gentleman what I was looking for and I didn't have my phone on me. And so I had to continue my game of terrible charades and torture this poor guy until he finally was like, well, look, here's what we've got. then I was able to find what I needed. But the point being, my phone was not on my person. I don't think I even had my headphones on my person. I didn't have any electronic devices on me.

So how does Walmart know what I purchased in cash?

think he's full of shit. I'm calling full of shit. Now I think that that happens, but who would go shopping for a phone charger without their phone?

Speaker 1 (02:08:47.042)
You've never done anything dumb

Who goes anywhere without their phone?

I would probably go back to my car, you was the question Brad I didn't hear you I don't know it's facial recognition you think so They use facial recognition and so that's how who's this who's what who's this? That's cowboy Bob

Let's make sure it fits right before.

Speaker 2 (02:09:15.796)
That's d'Artagnan.

This is the shadow y'all. I don't know why Kelly's back there laying down, but the Cowboys trying to get a glimpse.

I'm getting waterboarded over there.

you're smiling about it. That's you like it. you like that. You like it.

I'm gonna make that my screensaver on my phone now.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40.5)
It's It's going in the hard part for the for the projector was trying to get the stream into her mouth. Hey, the Federal Reserve has just injected 13 and a half billion dollars into the U.S. banking system through. yeah. And yesterday, Jerome Powell mentioned the the treasuries. This is QE, just like people were saying in the comments yesterday. In addition to this. my gosh. It's the second biggest infusion since covid.

and bigger than the dot com era we're setting up for another bubble to blow up in our base more money yes what are we doing

The solar flares.

They did when did they print more money? I know that they they cut interest rates By quarter points, right? I'm gonna play this I'm gonna I'm gonna say this to Wes right now in case he's listening This might be easy for you to edit out later because in case this gets flagged by YouTube, but we've talked about this before What while you're looking this up look up what you just questioned Brad and we'll come back to that after this song here from remember this

Here we go. Press. Oh, here we go. Where's the? Yeah, here we go. Here we go. OK, 1986. Challenge your order.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26.072)
They went

Boom they're gone but the story they roll in all seen their faces clear as day truth or tale who's to say so singing friends about the stars and the skies about rockets and leadings and clever disguise some swear they're alive some swear they died didn't change their name

in

Speaker 1 (02:11:51.785)
Wow

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now here is judith resnick and here is judith resnick she says i'm not a dead astronaut just universities i've taught now this is richard scobie and this is richard scobie he says no that's not me i just run cows and trees six top gangers walk in the land must be a coincidence up bay wind boom they're gone the story keeps it rolling all se-

I'm about the stars and the skies About rockets and legends and clever disguise Some swear they're alive, some swear they died Didn't change their names Even I am nothing on their hands

Didn't even have

Speaker 1 (02:12:49.294)
Do you think that's true?

Speaker 2 (02:12:54.626)
Yeah.

I have enough doubt to think it's not true. don't, yeah, I don't know why that one does not. I'm more on the side of no on that one. Let's put it that way. I remember watching that thing blow up that day.

First grade, I watched that.

So you guys had it on in school?

where they wield in the TVs and made a big deal out of

Speaker 1 (02:13:20.224)
if it was a teacher work day or if I was sick, but I was definitely home and I know that Price is Right was interrupted. There's the helicopter footage. I don't know if this is well seen.

I got too much going on here. Hang

Speaker 1 (02:13:39.288)
But this is the helicopter shooting me. Good roll program confirmed. I can turn the volume down. Challenger now heading down range. I like this. I like this. I don't think I've ever seen this. I've never seen this. Holy crap.

you

Engines beginning throttling down now at 94 percent. Normal throttles for most of the flight 104 percent. I didn't know that. We'll throttle down to 65 percent shortly.

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Speaker 2 (02:14:07.726)
you

Engines at 65 percent, three engines are running normally, three good fuels else, three good APUs.

Speaker 1 (02:14:19.575)
at 8,2257 feet per second. Altitude 4.3 nautical miles, downrange distance 3 nautical miles.

you

Speaker 1 (02:14:31.251)
Three engines now at 104 percent.

What?

you

One minute fifteen seconds.

9 nautical miles, downrange distance 7 nautical miles. I if I went, shit.

Speaker 2 (02:14:51.195)
That's where the trauma of our generation came in.

I remember watching it go, whoa, That... Whoa.

Doesn't look right.

And I think that the one thing going down the one little contrail isn't that the the yeah. Yeah. The front part. Yeah.

Bye!

Speaker 2 (02:15:16.334)
Yes, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Obviously. Like right about here's when my teacher turned off.

I'm a no downlink. Okay, open up your book. Did they really? This is where Dan Rather came in on CBS during Christ is Christ. Do you remember Kelly what they said in class?

She just turned it off and she's like, I'm gonna go put the TV up. And we're all like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:15:48.36)
That seems kind of silly to do that though. I mean, doesn't it?

They don't talk about anything. It's like, well, let's pretend nothing happened.

Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00.172)
And obviously the helicopter. How long is this?

That's what she said.

Falls deep. It's 357. We have a report from the flight dynamics officer that the vehicle has exploded. director confirms that we are looking at checking with the recovery forces to see what can be done at this point. 30 more seconds of this. So again, kids that maybe don't know, if I'm wrong, correct me here. You're wrong. so cold in Florida, right? That the O-ring that they used cracked.

And hope.

We had a we had a serious like cold snap that that messed up the galvanized rubber or something and so it was cracked and so what was that Morton? Fiacol was the company that made the o-rings. It's the same Morton as Morton salt They've since I think they're out of business but Yeah, it was it was the o-ring and that there the on Netflix. There's a documentary

Speaker 1 (02:17:03.758)
on the challenger and the dude who made the decision to go ahead and yeah, because they were they were questioning it. Should we do it? Should we do it? Should we launch? And just do it. Yeah. And according to I think the guy's daughter, he thought about that a little bit because he died in the last decade, I think. Okay. And he was like, yeah, he he regretted obviously that decision for the rest of his life. But they were up there pressured to to launch because

Money There you go. There's the to recap from earlier fed quietly pumps this a week ago 13 and a half billion into bank second biggest liquidity blast since covet In fact, Jerome Powell even referenced this yesterday. So they did print i'm telling you man. So Because yesterday was the we are we are asking for trouble And are they doing this I don't know man. Are they doing this to try to set up trump?

that's such a great thought, Brad. That's such a great They'll do anything to try to but I don't know. Look at that. See, surpasses even the peak of the dot com bubble. I didn't realize it. Somebody else chime in that knows a lot more about this stuff than me. I didn't realize that they injected 13 and a half billion. I mean, there's overnight freeways through overnight. What does it say through? Uh reports.

Great.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32.204)
repo injections, somebody that's smarter than me. up two lines. says injected into the banking system through overnight repurchase agreements. don't know, man. I'm not smart enough for this. It just doesn't sound good. Hey, baby.

You sounded like beans on butt-head.

That's what I was going for. You want to go home with me and discuss some... ...agreements? hey, Baboth, check it out. She's looking at me. Stop! way! She's looking at me! A repurchase agreement, short-term financial transaction where one party sells securities to another and simultaneously agrees to buy them back at a specified future date. Boy, that sounds really good. That sounds like a great way to run an economy.

Hey, baby.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20.462)
Okay, kids, we should go. We're so far. Look how long that is. We have given so much. Anyway, thank you to Brad Staggs on X, the DailyMojo.com, at Kelly for Freedom, Kelly Smith of the, what's the name of the company again? Grounds Guys, if you need. We've been balls deep with everyone today. Balls deep. Balls deep. So, less than 22 hours from now, it'll be,

Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38.2)
grounds guys.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50.176)
me, Brad and the Viking. She has said that she will be here tomorrow, Rebecca. But there may be some.

There may be some feeding happening during the conversation because apparently the baby is not aware of the At the Mic Friday Live schedule and therefore it she has taken to our time slot to NORC time. NORC time. Feeding, think you said feeding. Feeding.

Put your foot away.

Weirdo. All right, so thank you so much for hanging out with us at themikeshow.com. Did you see my light just fell? Did you see that? I asked you if you get your feet behind your ears. I'm hanging up now. Love you all.