Should You Save a Shark… or Let It Die? | 3/27/26

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Welcome to this edition of At the Mic. I'm your host, Keith Malinak. And as always, I'm grateful for you hanging out with us on a Friday afternoon. Well, whenever you're watching, listening. Thank you. Appreciate you making time.

We call this the Friday live stream.

It's the Friday happy hour. It's the Friday hangout. It's got 16 names. There's more genders barely, but it does have a lot of names. So it's similar to that. And we're to help you get the weekend started. And that is my pledge to you because this is a very, very, very dark world. And the last thing you need is more darkness and

sadness and chaos. so I took a

I took quite a bit out of the stack. Let's put it that way. And we haven't done animal videos in a while. So you're to get an overload of animal videos today. And as always, we do the Wednesday and Thursday live stream at 3 p.m. Eastern. Anything you missed is available at ATM show dot com. We're hero. Wes does a great job over there. And yesterday we hung out with Brad and Kelly. On Wednesday, we hung out with Brad. He's honestly.

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I am so rude to my friend Brad because he shows up here, hi Brad, how are you? And gets nothing in return, but just my undying love and respect.

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And you keep sending me the nudes and I've asked you kindly not to send them where I can see your face. don't, I don't want to see your face in them.

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I thought okay, understood. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's not that hard. It's not the instructions are difficult.

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Right, I can't afford to pay you. And so I send you the then say it properly. They're they're tasteful nudes. Right. OK, I don't know what's happening here. OK. So the Thursday deep dive yesterday, we did a Barflee episode, we touched on a lot of a lot of different stuff, and there some housekeeping from yesterday's episode when Kelly was here. Unfortunately, you don't get Kelly today.

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You can scratch him and sniff.

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Someone said that we were using that part.

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see this and now we got the cardboard mullah kelly but but she sent me some links that we didn't get to in yesterday's show and you can probably tell we haven't introduced rebecca yet either i don't think she's going to be joining us either this has kind of become a thing

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See ya.

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Kind of become a bit busy. She's busy out celebrating your birthday.

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Fizzy. Fizzy.

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She is she is she's still in Brussels. isn't she, isn't she rolling around in Brussels sprouts? No, I think so. I think that's what she I thought that's what she wouldn't she. right.

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Well, Brad Staggs, at RealBradStaggs on X. You should go to his website, the.

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I'm juggling cats at the same time.

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thedailymojo.com. You guys selling anything over there? I know you're making stuff and

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Making things, taking names and kicking ass and we will be that's the other thing I'm working on is that we will have these and I thought I would have brought one in but I didn't again. The little boxes that light up and they're really cool and they'll be available for sale very soon because a lot of people have asked about that with your if you want your company logo on them something like that. any of the details of them, they're coming.

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So you're not going to tell us how much you're going to charge for those things?

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I could, but I might be lying.

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You haven't set a price point yet.

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have it. I mean, I don't have any lights in this one. imagine this box with really cool. It looks like it melted like, right? Like it came out of a volcano maybe. Except it wouldn't look that good.

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Yeah, that's that's what you're so creative, you know. Thanks. Well, happy birthday to you. What are up to now? Brad Staggs, ladies and gentlemen, 73 years old and so hip. huh. Well, hey, I've got a I wrote a poem for you. You ready?

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too,

73.

23, it hurts to pee. That rhymes.

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for your birthday. I'm ready.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Happy birthday, Brad. We love you.

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It was gonna be like a mean punchline or something. no

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I'm a little disappointed actually, because I was waiting for the mean. You want to try it again this time with the?

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We just love you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. We love Brad. But he smells like poo. Hey, that did work. I like that.

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I think you can do better. on. One more shot. Just come on. Just give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.

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first one I had to write down. It was really difficult coming up with just some nice thing to say to you. The second one was on the fly, it just came natural. So now you're asking me to come up with yet another one on the fly.

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Come on, just give it to me. Give it all to me.

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I gotcha, I gotcha. This is gonna be really good. They're red, violets are blue. Happy birthday, Brad. You belong in a zoo. That's stupid. That's anything like belong in a zoo. That's just dumb. Wow. That's dumb.

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All right, all right. Rose is.

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You I thought you had something in you. Would you like to?

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you know what? did get you, I got you a beaver for your birthday. I thought you might like. So I think you're going to enjoy this.

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I love Beaver. Don't you love Beaver? Because I love Beaver.

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Properly seasoned, it is the best thing.

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interpret that any way you want to, but it is. All right. Well, that was, that's overcooked.

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And there she is.

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Okay, I have a need

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your beaver.

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that you do.

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Gerby.

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She just got here. Look at that. It is real. And that king.

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How do you

She is jamming that in the beaver too.

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State wildlife re rehabber look

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She's jamming it right in there. She's just forcing it in the beaver. The beaver doesn't want it. The doesn't want it. Look at the beaver! It's an unshorned beaver.

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the beaver wants it.

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And she doesn't get beaver very often and we get quite a few so we're here because we expect more.

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Does anybody?

That's right. Thank you. Thank you.

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I'm doing a syringe she can probably handle a with a new one. We call it training. She is not happy with this five. Could somebody hand me a 10?

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Animal.

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Mm-hmm.

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No, that is just don't be known on that

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What is wrong with you?

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I know, that was okay.

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Not

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I know I gotta feel it. That was not okay that fine.

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Build the beaver with the tent?

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Fever tantrum. It's coming. That's the goal, right?

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With the syringe, I have control over the flow so she won't aspirate.

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You don't want to ask.

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You don't want an aspirating beaver.

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Happy birthday, Brad. I thought you would enjoy your-

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Thank you. You know, it's always nice to have a beaver like that on your birthday. It really is. You know, as you get up there, you fewer and fewer.

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Cheers, Drain.

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...in this room, so she's got power section going on.

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Right, So deeper with powerful suction.

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As we've, I gotta refill it.

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yes.

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Right, right. We're gonna take a break and...

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Somebody's, is there sandwich involved in here somewhere? Cause I bet there's somebody's making a sandwich. Has to be. Because, is that the beaver making that noise? Cause that's a squeaky beaver. That is a loud beaver.

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Loud Beaver. It's already drained the tin and needs some more. And so you're to just relax for a second.

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That's an eager bee.

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And you can't let the beaver as much as it's trying to fight to get away.

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no, no! You've got to build the room!

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it.

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I know.

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I think it was one too long ago I posted something about beaver kits and their personalities and then I'm just absolutely sure

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You

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Beaver kits or kids? Okay. All right. Well, you know

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I think.

So wait a minute, each beaver has its own unique personality.

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that this is one of the most intelligent animals on the planet.

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I've seen some really dumb beaver though. Yes they are. They wield a lot of power. they, she just said they're smart. Because I've seen some dumb ones.

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too.

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Thank you.

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She knows how to they do learn sign language.

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What is?

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They come naturally with it. They don't learn it from us. So they know how to say more.

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What beaver doesn't.

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I want to let the audience in on a little something here. I had this video ready to go with the animal video stuff today. I was getting all the tabs lined up and all this stuff and it never works out because when I look for them in the stream yard link, they're never in the order that they're at the top. And so I played, I was just playing this thing. I hadn't seen it. I just, I don't know if somebody sent it to me. I know if it was tagged. I don't know if it popped up in my feed. And I was like, oh, that'll be fun for Friday. And I started, I just started playing it while I was getting the sheets in order today. And I thought, no, no, no, hang on.

I watched one minute of this thing, one minute. It's seven and a half minutes long. I watched one minute of it I thought, this is Brad's birthday present. So anything after the first minute, I haven't seen all the innuendo. I have no idea what we're all experienced this Beaver clip at the same time for the first.

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Beaver is the gift that keeps on giving.

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in sign language and they know how to say hungry. They do.

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yesterday.

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That's why I thought that was you.

That is a loud, noisy,

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she will get a bottle soon and until I get to know this animal we are going to use this syringe and we are going to be safe.

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Good, you always want to play it safe when you got a new beaver in your life.

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Well, you do,

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My guess is she would chug a Like,

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you

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The whole bottle?

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Like an Irishman to a pint.

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I don't get it. What?

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then I'm going to be careful.

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He's starting to worry me now. Just a little bit.

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think she's doing this on purpose?

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I gotta reload.

you do. You know what? I'm sorry.

You can hear it.

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I can't wait for this one.

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This is...

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Gimme a minute.

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It's gonna spew

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Okay, if the beaver bites, you send it back out in the water.

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Take care.

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Yeah. They look like they'd be a lot of fun, don't they? They really do. You throw one in the pool.

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I'll probably give her a couple of days on the syringe and then I'll try with the bottle and make sure she doesn't over suck. This one's got a very strong appetite and with bottles there's negative pressure. All they got to do to relieve pressure is open their mouth and let air into the bottle and then they can aspirate so easily. syringe you can't really do that because I have a hold of it. I've got a death grip on it actually.

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Yeah.

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You know what? I made a full batch for me. No, you gotta give me a minute. Give me a minute.

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Yes, crawfish is right. Young beavers do have that incredible appetite.

Older ones, you can pretty much leave them with four or five bottles and they'll just.

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Call this stupid cute and that's world.

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Look those little hands. Look at those little hands with little claws. Beaver claws, beaver teeth.

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beaver claws.

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I hope we might be getting full.

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never full beavers a happy beaver

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This is my Xanax.

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Aw, it's her Xanax, feeding a beaver.

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makes everything right. Well, now listen.

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Burp that beaver. Here we go.

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Let's get a burp.

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She is whacking that beaver now, hard.

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The beaver is thinking, what are you doing, woman?

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Yeah, from beaver burp. Every animal burps, but beaver burp. And if you don't burp them, they'll spit up. If they eat too fast, like she just did. She or he.

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Come on, we need to...

Beaver burp.

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Yes.

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No, no, no, don't ask the

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Everything that determines gender on a beaver is in turn. You can only verify with an x-ray. For putting things where they don't belong.

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I don't even know what the hell she meant.

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don't either. Mary, I saw your message. It said that I sound far away from the mic. Is that accurate? no. Okay. I'll get up to another day on at the mic. Wait, tuck it up to another day from off the mic.

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You don't have to.

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Thank you.

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It doesn't matter either way, we don't care. Sometimes we assign names, sometimes they're accurate, sometimes they aren't, don't.

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BIRT BEAVER! BIRT!

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What are we naming this one lady? Come on, her, give it a name. Alright, this is getting a little... potty? Weaver went potty. Clean up aisle four.

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Bye.

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Wait, what?

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get still you can know you're in it right.

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What are you talking? It's clean. All right.

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Now you're violating it! Stop!

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I'm embarrassed now. This is almost.

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Now this is rude.

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We're doing it right.

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How do know you're doing? What in the hell is she?

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yeah. very successful. people look fantastic.

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very successful poop. Look at that, We got beaver poop now. in this is your birthday present? I you're enjoying it. Are you done? So time to shoot that keep going.

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A video of a-

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you

and comes out of the same place.

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Brad is always louder? that's a problem. I'm

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Sending it off, I'm barely touching it, that's why I'm watching.

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Okay.

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Tell everybody bye.

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Say thank you

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for my lunch and we need to wipe your face. I'm going to be nice and not wipe

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Yeah, and you need a- We never got the burp! Wipe your face with the same rag I wiped your butt with. Okay, we got it.

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All right. Did you see the I don't know if I said it to you the the lawyer that the trans lawyer from yeah

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You said it to me last night and I commented on it.

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Yeah, I wasn't sure because I haven't looked but I kind of rivals the the the the lawyer robin the lawyer

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Huh. That was,

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I was the lawyer from Oklahoma. A one that had the meltdown in, front of Not only that was the same prayer. No Robin is the lawyer. now goes by Rob. Right. And then there at the end, she was, was, she was creamy, uh, screaming for a, yes.

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I think that was the same person.

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female officer. And then I love the response. There are none.

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I would have said I identify as a female officer. Yes. See, that's the right response to give when when the crazy starts making demands like that. That's what you do. That's how you fix that problem.

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S

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Now I'm obsessed with the microphone stuff. OK.

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It works. I can hear it.

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Hmm, I don't know.

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What are they saying? Are they making fun of you?

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No, no, no. That's just one comment, and I'm obsessed with the mic settings now.

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to switch my keyboard.

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What are you doing for your 29th birthday or have you already celebrated?

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Chuck E. Cheese.

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that might not that might be frowned upon.

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Why?

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So some people might perceive that as unacceptable for an adult man to, are you going with a group? Are you taking a kid?

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No, I'm just going by myself.

just gonna go hang out at Chuck E. Cheese. don't...

I don't see a problem with that. I mean, I just like to go there and just sit around and.

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You gonna get in the ball pit?

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how do you go to Chuck E. Cheese and not get in the ball pit? Come on.

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That's a good band name, Ball Pit.

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It, Lynn just said, later Beaver tastes like chicken.

I didn't, maybe it usually tastes like beaver.

It has been my experience.

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My lip is sore. I've been biting it for about 20 seconds. Hey, here's a capybara, right? Is that what they're called? This guy's awesome.

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Thank you.

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Is he juggling? What is he doing?

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What's that? He's twirling. He's like, yes. Now see like the run of the mill. Copybara is down here. This guy right here. He's just eating it like a normal. This guy here. This is. He's dropping it. You think a chick could handle that? Come on. So check this out. He's twirling. He drops it. He picks it up, starts doing it again. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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Baton twirlers.

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attention wait how do you know it's a guy

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Maybe he's going to the state championships.

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That's awesome. Good for him. You ever think about like if you were an animal in a zoo how bored you would be?

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I don't know if I would be bored. If I was going to be an animal in zoo, I'd want to be one of the monkeys in the Knoxville Zoo who would often pick up their poop and throw it at the people. And then when people got wise to the picking it up and throwing it at them, what the monkeys would do, they'd hold it in their mouth and spit it at them.

And so no one was expecting it when the monkeys started doing that. They're no his hand I can see his hands. Look look at him. You might spit it all over see that that right there that that's Living that is living. I just I want to say that's living

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That is li-

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This is an interesting, kind of what bothers me about this video. see, cats and dogs, we're about to see some teamwork in action. But I apologize for getting hung up on what might seem like an ancillary detail in this video you're about to see, is I don't care for the lamp post placement out here. First of all, I don't like the look, but it's just like in the middle of the yard. what a, come on, Brad. That's dumb.

Right? Or is it just me? Am I getting hung up on the wrong thing? It just looks stupid out there. But that's again.

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I can't tell if it's like a full-size one or not.

Hard to

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I thought you were, okay, I thought you were talking about the beaver video.

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No, no, no, no, the beaver that was obviously a small beaver preferable because he can catch

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It's like knocking stuff off tables and dogs like chasing balls. Like that? You see that? The dog goes and gets the ball and see the cat likes to knock it off the table into the little ball shooting machine. And the dog's like, yeah.

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This is a wonderful work. When you see this, every...

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Yes, see we needed this on a Friday after a week from hell in the news. Look at that dog out there. And the dog one of these days is gonna run to that ill-placed lamp, I'll tell you that.

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and hit his head and probably go into a coma. It's cost thousands of dollars.

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have seizures.

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And he'll have his death on video.

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Right, they'll bury him under the lamppost.

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And then whenever it flickers, he'll think that phytos is being resurrected from a pet cemetery or something.

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So that's why the lamp post is there. So you'll be able to read the headstone for the dog when it dies after the seizures.

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can't hold it. Shout out to us for brightening up your Friday afternoon.

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Yep, I brought my own animal video. I did. Okay. And I would not, see this would not be me, if it was up to me, the shark would, how do you say it? The shark would die. The shark is going- Happened for a reason. Like I was meant to be there in that moment.

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Did you really? Let me see here.

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no, what happened?

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Suddenly this wave came and literally pulled him like sideways and he got stuck right in front of me. so it's a great white shark in Pensacola. It's stuck on, well in the shallows and it's just thrashing around and she is like, Hey, I've got to save the shark. And if I was there and I saw the shark, I'd be like, bummer sharks going to die. You, but no, no, no, I'm going to stick around and watch the shark die. Would you help? Would you go out in the water and, and help the shark?

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You're gonna keep walking!

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wow.

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want to be kind to animals but I don't want to put myself in a position where I'm gonna say it you know what he is he is the Nazi on the stairs and saving private Ryan yeah why are you gonna save that dude when if he had the chance he'll eat you right there

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Thank you.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't think sharks are smart. I think they're stupid. I may be wrong, but I'm not, I'm not.

speaker-1 (23:18.286)

Okay, you know the dumbest animal has to be the turtle. The turtle is constantly getting stuck. And you know that that's where they say like, fill your sandcastle things, because you don't want the turtles to fall in. And then you remember Rush Limbaugh used to tell us about the laws in Florida, which were 100 % accurate. And they're still in place where you have to turn off your lights out back. The stupid turtles will think that's the moon. I'm supposed to go to moon.

speaker-2 (23:38.67)

because

speaker-1 (23:44.0)

And then they're dumb instead of going out to the ocean, I guess. I guess the moon hangs out over the ocean exclusively now.

speaker-2 (23:50.232)

Well, and turtles taste good.

speaker-1 (23:52.6)

It'll taste good.

speaker-2 (23:53.624)

Right, especially the sharks.

speaker-1 (23:55.47)

Turtles are dumb. They're constantly getting stuck in garbage and stuff. They're stupid.

speaker-2 (23:59.234)

on post and see by not helping the shark, you're helping the turtle.

speaker-0 (24:06.284)

light shark stranded threshing

speaker-1 (24:11.118)

I gotta call this out every time. I'm sorry if it's annoying, but I'm so sick and tired of this invisible H appearing between the S.

speaker-2 (24:19.022)

back in the S's that's called backing up the S. Really? Yes.

speaker-1 (24:24.236)

What's that? Michelle Obama does it. She's notorious stranded.

speaker-2 (24:28.974)

Yes, it's called Back in the S's.

speaker-1 (24:31.554)

The English language is dying on the vine, man. It's evolving. Hate it.

speaker-2 (24:35.978)

Is it though or is it just is it just evolving? I mean they you know who else got this criticism? Shakespeare. Because he was the one who you know he he put bedroom together.

He, he made up, he didn't necessarily invent the words, but he put, he put them together like bedroom. wasn't prior to that. It was just the room with the bed. He made it the bedroom.

speaker-1 (25:02.7)

Wait, hold on. How cumbersome. It's the room with the bed.

speaker-2 (25:06.592)

Right and shakespeare comes along bill comes And they're trying to and they're trying to to cancel bill now, so see you don't want to

speaker-1 (25:10.51)

It's a about the bedroom there.

speaker-1 (25:16.536)

So who was he? Was he a noble? Was he just, who was this guy? Bedroom guy. Bedroom Bill.

speaker-2 (25:21.386)

Bill Shakespeare.

speaker-1 (25:25.259)

bedroom bill shakes

speaker-2 (25:26.414)

I've joined Bill Shakespeare. He a of books. He wrote a of books. It was very difficult mentally and physically. Yeah, mostly physically because they're trying to roll the shark over because if you apparently if you come up from behind the shark and push it'll help you push.

speaker-0 (25:31.01)

We're no time.

speaker-0 (25:44.174)

For hours, she worked to guide the massive animals from the sand.

speaker-2 (25:47.886)

Yeah, I bet. Sorry, shark. You're going to die. I would, you know, once they're dead, can you take the fin?

speaker-1 (25:50.626)

B L S H

speaker-0 (25:51.726)

doing.

speaker-1 (25:57.486)

that's a good question. Yeah, I like what you're saying there.

speaker-2 (26:00.462)

Pretty dead, right?

speaker-0 (26:01.875)

everything she could to get it back to deeper water.

speaker-2 (26:04.856)

Good look for her right there. That's a, was talking to the shark telling him that he was going to make it. there's the nose ring.

speaker-1 (26:12.024)

pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. I have a question. Yeah. Cause you made the, you made the, the observation earlier. Cause you're like, I don't know that that's a B like the boy Beaver or girl.

speaker-2 (26:16.27)

There's the nose ring.

speaker-2 (26:26.926)

How do you know? Apparently you can't know until you your finger in there.

speaker-1 (26:31.32)

So here's my question. Why does she keep saying, I was telling him, I was saying, he, you're going to make it, dude.

speaker-2 (26:39.182)

You're gonna make it. You don't want to think of a woman out there, although if you've ever been divorced, you realize that a woman can be a shark.

speaker-1 (26:50.24)

Give great analysis, born genius. You're not going to get this kind of analysis anywhere.

speaker-2 (26:54.454)

Nope, you're not. You are certainly not the whole time.

speaker-0 (26:58.078)

and somehow the short

speaker-2 (27:00.45)

Wait, did she just say

speaker-1 (27:02.22)

whole time rewind that

speaker-2 (27:04.45)

what we loved him the whole time. was again, I'm gonna that's a that's a good look for him telling him that he was gonna make it and then we loved him the whole time.

speaker-0 (27:08.014)

the water.

speaker-0 (27:17.902)

And somehow the sharks stayed calm, almost working with them until finally...

speaker-2 (27:24.28)

First wave until finally he turned and bit them in half came in and then the second wave came in the.

speaker-1 (27:30.388)

pause it. Next time they cut her, they're going to zoom out and she's going to be in a wheelchair with no legs.

speaker-2 (27:37.536)

Yep. But you know what? feel better about myself because I helped the shark the wave and I'm like, my goodness. It was so beautiful. And I just started hugging everyone and crying. My shirt and running around shirtless.

speaker-1 (27:50.83)

And next thing you know, I was minus one leg.

speaker-2 (27:54.579)

Yep, but you know what? was worth the price to pay because now there's a shark out there eating turtles.

speaker-0 (28:00.334)

powerful reminder in moments like this.

speaker-2 (28:03.042)

So many things happen. It's for a reason. And if you have the option to help, I believe you should help. have. I'll bet she voted for Camilla. To protect them because they are who keep the ocean balanced. She does have a decent. I mean, I'm just calling like I see it. I mean, until the pie hole opens, it's all good.

speaker-1 (28:11.454)

absolutely.

speaker-1 (28:24.184)

So, two weeks later, a shark attack was reported half a mile away.

speaker-2 (28:29.61)

Yep. Yep.

speaker-1 (28:33.374)

Okay, there, way to help the Nazis of the sea.

speaker-2 (28:36.278)

Yep. Just saying. And I'm just curious as to what the people, girl, I want to help you so bad. The shark hurry up lady. I'm stuck. That's not a very good one. Bravo. Thank you. Sharks are awesome. I know. And I know right. And here's the thing is the pastor would be out there probably helping the shark because, good luck. Don't get stuck again. Try not to eat any humans. Good job. That's awesome. More.

speaker-1 (29:03.618)

That's me. Okay, if the pastor, if she rolls out there, you know, and she's like, I'm helping this shark because all sharks deserve to live forever. I'm like, okay, you do that. I'm going to check and make sure that the payments on the life insurance are

speaker-2 (29:17.098)

Yep, hang on before you save the shark, let me double check with State Farm.

speaker-1 (29:21.198)

Yeah, if people don't know, my wife is a big fan of sharks to the point where...

speaker-2 (29:26.283)

She shark earrings, doesn't she?

speaker-1 (29:28.014)

She got shark every, she got shark slippers, stuffed animals, people buy her shark shit. And in fact, let me tell you this, there was a scene in a movie that showed this awesome shark thing jumping out of the water and I found it online and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I found the photographer who took the picture and he takes a ton of great nature pictures and he does a terrible job of promoting his work. And I really had to track him down. It turned out,

I think Rebecca, it'd be nice if you were here. I think he was in Norway. It was wherever they use Krona. Because I had to track him down. He was in Europe. And we were typing back and forth. And I had to convert Krona. Somebody do my job for me. Where do you spend Krona? Right. think that's where he was. Sweden. There you go. Same thing.

speaker-2 (30:17.006)

That's where he is.

So, Sweden!

speaker-1 (30:24.846)

We've had this discussion, Sweden, Norway, yeah. So you know at my house, just outside the guest bathroom, those three shark pictures, does that ring a bell?

speaker-2 (30:28.504)

All the same.

speaker-2 (30:37.858)

I spend a lot of time in your bathroom. I've just never noticed the three shark pictures on the wall right now. Yeah, I just, yeah.

speaker-1 (30:41.772)

Really you're running in and out. so, that that's, that normally normally you're you're fixing the, the water main out at the street.

speaker-2 (30:46.638)

That's a quick trip.

speaker-2 (30:54.166)

Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm generally on my hands and knees or laying underneath something.

speaker-1 (30:59.136)

got them to fix that. So the next time there's a water issue, don't worry, you don't have to crawl into the earth to get to the city actually came out here and repositioned the box. You know, the earth is shifted, I guess. And somehow what used to be over the top of the water main, or what you know what I'm talking about, shut off deal. So I apologize that you had to crawl into Middle Earth last time you were here.

speaker-2 (31:10.582)

over time.

speaker-2 (31:27.182)

I saw Frodo though, so it was okay.

speaker-1 (31:29.42)

That's cool. interesting. So anyway, so there's three pictures and I'll tweet a picture or something at some point and you'll see I had to track a guy down in Sweden and convert dollars to Corona in order to get those over here. But it turned out to be a heck of a present there. See.

speaker-2 (31:45.634)

But he took and he was a he's a Swedish photographer.

speaker-1 (31:49.46)

Yep, I'm gonna try to find, he's so awesome and he's such a nice guy. And I gotta find, I'm gonna try to find his name because the dude does not promote himself at all.

speaker-2 (32:01.078)

A lot of us have that problem. You know, we're good at something, but we're not good at the other thing. And it's just, it is, it's very common in the, in a lot of industries I'm finding.

speaker-1 (32:11.544)

Now, what's also common apparently is people that suck at stuff are great at promoting themselves. And yet, there's a fine balance there. Life is cruel. Happy birthday. What are you doing tonight?

speaker-2 (32:18.849)

Yes.

speaker-2 (32:23.0)

Life is cruel. Just saying. you. Something to do with a shark is all I know. That's that's that's the only thing I've been told.

speaker-1 (32:33.88)

What is that?

speaker-1 (32:38.498)

But seriously, you don't have to tell the whole world, but do you have plans tonight?

speaker-2 (32:42.316)

I mean, it's like I said, something to do with a shark. don't know.

speaker-1 (32:45.472)

I was gonna say, do wanna go out for a beer or do something? don't know.

speaker-2 (32:50.018)

I ask the shark. I have to get permission from the shark.

speaker-1 (32:54.062)

Sorry, I'm listening to you while I scan my email.

speaker-2 (32:57.26)

Alright, I'm listening to you while I look over here at Mount St. Helens.

speaker-1 (33:00.27)

Maybe I should look up shark and Krona in my email. What do you think of that? Well, Krona didn't come up.

speaker-2 (33:04.302)

That's a good idea. This was the day in 1980 that, speaking of burps and beaver burps, not St. Helen burp.

speaker-1 (33:14.532)

that's when it burped, but it exploded on May 18th.

speaker-2 (33:17.046)

Yes, but it burped on March 27th.

speaker-1 (33:20.032)

And so that's when people should have been like time to move.

speaker-2 (33:22.706)

Yep and Harry Truman didn't. Harry Truman said nope I'm staying right where I am and Harry Truman well he he and Mount St. Helens are the one are together.

speaker-1 (33:33.144)

Hang on a second, hang on. What was the exact day that it burped?

speaker-2 (33:38.592)

March 27th, 1980.

speaker-1 (33:42.414)

Harry Truman, guess I'm not following the Harry.

speaker-2 (33:46.254)

Harry Tru- no, you're thinking of THE Harry Truman. Yes, he's the one that became one with the, with, with the mountain.

speaker-1 (33:50.51)

There's another Harry Truman,

speaker-1 (33:56.398)

Oh, that's the guy. I didn't know his name was Harry Truman. Yeah.

speaker-2 (33:59.854)

He was Harry R. Truman, was supposed to Harry S. Truman and nobody wants to, it's tough having Harry Truman to begin with, but he was, he did lead a, I mean, he was 83 by 1980. So he had, he had seen a few things. He was born, that makes him what? Born in 19, or excuse me, 1897. So you know what? He'd taken too soon, taken too soon.

speaker-1 (34:04.822)

As opposed to Harry S. Truman.

speaker-2 (34:27.893)

He was the caretaker of the Mount St. Helens Lodge and he really gave it his all.

speaker-1 (34:34.286)

You know, in the last 45-ish years, what have you, the sediment there has shown, if you go to the ICR Museum there in Dallas, it shows you that it disproves this theory that these layers of silt and stuff go back millions upon millions of years because they've already seen it replicated right there in Mount St. Helensville since 1980. It's pretty fascinating.

speaker-2 (35:02.798)

How old is, how old, I know that there's two schools of thought, but how old is it? Like with the creation museum, how old is the earth? 6,000.

speaker-1 (35:12.43)

Let's see, about 49 years, roughly.

speaker-2 (35:16.302)

60 years old. It's 60 years just before just before Brad the world.

speaker-1 (35:18.51)

world

speaker-1 (35:22.528)

forget what they said seven, maybe it's seven. Okay, I found the guy. See, look at that, see that? Tracker Baz, his name's David. So look at.

speaker-2 (35:25.486)

I thought it was somewhere around six.

speaker-2 (35:32.814)

It looks just like a shark. you mean those are the pictures, not the photography. How the hell does he get so cool? At the telephoto lens.

speaker-1 (35:37.346)

Look at this. he's done such a close. I don't know. Probably, but who cares? They're incredible. So let me get to his. Let's see. Let's go.

speaker-2 (35:44.524)

Now that is amazing.

He's got a one arm and three quarters of a leg.

speaker-1 (35:52.76)

He still look, I love this guy, but he still doesn't he hasn't done what I asked him to do. And I said, when people click on these, bro, they need to be able to order them tracker baz.com.

speaker-2 (36:05.39)

Can't you just, isn't it?

speaker-1 (36:07.414)

So I had to contact him, see this right here, contact and be like, bruh. And so when I made the suggestion, he's like, yeah, I guess I should do that. Well, I looked at my emails, that was 2018. He hasn't gotten around to it.

speaker-2 (36:21.654)

Maybe he's independently wealthy and he doesn't need to sell his stuff.

speaker-1 (36:25.614)

That's true he does travel all over the place. is great white sharks. Okay. So, so okay. So this one right here this one we have in the frame. Along with that one I think and then this one. bro. That's us. That's a seal. He's trying to.

speaker-2 (36:33.26)

Names Bruce.

speaker-2 (36:41.388)

What's he eatin'?

I thought you okay. Yeah now I see it. Well, he just missed

speaker-1 (36:47.65)

Yeah, but I think if I'm not mistaken, this kind of ruins it. One of these shots is a fake seal that they they kind of tricked the shark into jumping up and getting the picture.

speaker-2 (37:01.09)

That doesn't seem fair.

speaker-1 (37:02.51)

That's that dumbass shark that got stuck in the mud.

speaker-2 (37:05.528)

It's like a dick move on the part of whoever did that.

speaker-1 (37:08.27)

I think him and his buddies, that one's real. That one's definitely real. I think him and his buddies, the photographer buddies, they charter a boat and they're like, hey, can you take us out? We have these nice cameras that we want to break in. Just don't mind us. We're going to just toss this rubber seal out here.

speaker-2 (37:29.518)

Every time I see a seal, think, how bad would that suck to not have any arms or legs?

speaker-1 (37:37.165)

I thought you were going to start singing.

speaker-2 (37:38.776)

Well, or to be eaten by a seal or being by a shark. But I mean, when you see a seal or a sea lion, just it it looks like a miserable existence. You've got no arms. You've got no legs. You've got you're just all you can do is wallow around. And like I saw a guy saving one from some sort of a net that had wrapped around him. And the sea lion was being a total douche canoe. Guys trying to get the rope off and the sea lion keeps trying to bite him. And thinking this.

That doesn't seem like the right way to say thank you for getting the rope off of me while I've got my little flippers tied down.

speaker-1 (38:15.118)

I'm kind of disappointed in that shark now that I think about it. Like that was not a shark move to just swim out into the ocean.

speaker-2 (38:22.114)

Nah, if he'd been a real, if he, if maybe he was a sensitive shark.

speaker-1 (38:26.07)

Yeah, if you are a real shark, you will lay some teeth into that.

speaker-2 (38:29.965)

She was a sissy shark.

speaker-1 (38:32.909)

I agree.

speaker-2 (38:33.908)

And and I did look it up and our sharks are not apparently stupid that's what that seems to be the word on the street They're not dumb They they and i'm certainly never going to tell one that it is stupid to its face because That would be stupid

speaker-1 (38:50.894)

That would be stupid. So I tweeted this out. Have I played this on the show? Did I play this? The cat getting the yogurt? Because I know I tweeted this out.

speaker-2 (39:00.308)

Even if you did, it's so cute.

speaker-1 (39:03.082)

It is awesome! You've seen this?

speaker-2 (39:04.874)

I don't, I have not. And if I have, I've forgotten.

speaker-1 (39:07.854)

Okay, so the cat is like fake sleeping or something. Y'all did I already play this? I think it's it's worth seeing again. He wants some yogurt. Oh, I'm asleep. I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping. And he's like, okay, all right. I'm just gonna. no, I'm sleeping still. Just kidding. Just kidding. No, no, sleeping. Just sleeping. Right. Look at this guy. He's like, oh, I'm just stretching in my sleep. Yeah. Close my eyes. Here we go. Oh, what?

speaker-2 (39:28.024)

That's a devious little bastard.

speaker-1 (39:36.716)

What just ended up right in my face? Where'd this thing come from? I guess I gotta eat it now.

speaker-2 (39:41.07)

Good thing it's not a beaver. Claws is the reason claws because it would have reached out and just scratched his nose. You would think Doc. I don't know where you want, but Doc Kitty. You can put anything that if it's not cat food, he won't eat it.

speaker-1 (39:54.23)

Okay, that's weird.

speaker-2 (39:55.182)

That's the damnedest thing I've ever seen. He'll come up. He'll want to sniff your plate. And he doesn't, but he won't eat anything that's not cat food.

speaker-1 (40:02.274)

How's your head doing? You got a headache?

speaker-2 (40:04.086)

No, it's not so bad last night. It was the weirdest damn thing. kept taking handful. I've only one other time in my life after seeing journey at the Nashville. The hell is it called? Anyway, saw journey there and I think I had a glass of wine, which was my first mistake. And I remember getting a headache right at the back of my neck. And I mean, it was one of those where you wake up in the middle of the night and you just sit there on the side of the bed and whimper because it hurts so bad.

And I remember going to the bat and just handfuls of whatever Just put just put pills in my house. I what I don't care. Just i'm taking them Didn't have to poop for a week, but it was same thing last night, but not quite as bad But I just kept taking three three red ones and then two three blue ones four red ones and a couple, you know Nope, but they finally went away. So whatever it is

speaker-1 (40:54.112)

Do know what their names are?

speaker-1 (40:59.17)

Hey, whatever works.

speaker-2 (41:00.174)

Whatever works with that point in time. You're like, I don't care what it is. Just give me something that's gonna make the head stop hurting. Okay, it's weird. I don't know what I did, but I probably it's probably because I got old.

speaker-1 (41:12.334)

I caught. You haven't we'll.

speaker-2 (41:15.53)

Once you catch the old all you haven't caught the old old when you catch the old old, you'll know you got your.

speaker-1 (41:20.238)

There's a difference between old and old old wait, what's that?

speaker-2 (41:22.816)

You'll see. think you've the old waiting to catch the old old. Is my grain.

speaker-1 (41:27.849)

Wait

speaker-2 (41:33.41)

Yeah, hold on I Haven't gotten there yet, but I heard it's a it's a bitch I don't think it was a migraine everybody the way people describe migraines They're like behind your eyes, right? This thing was in the back of my

speaker-1 (41:43.31)

Yeah.

speaker-1 (41:48.34)

I had something I think was similar to my grades, but it wasn't behind the eyes. was always on the side.

speaker-2 (41:55.298)

I think you've got skull cancer.

speaker-1 (41:57.772)

No, at this point, fine.

speaker-2 (42:00.034)

That's the way I look at it. like I've been around for a while. Whatever. What is a male migra-

speaker-1 (42:03.168)

Yeah, I've lived a good life. I've lived a life.

speaker-2 (42:08.398)

I've lived, I've done some things. I've lived, I've lived.

speaker-1 (42:12.908)

whatever. Wait, this is a happy Friday. Remember? We're not supposed to be talking about like sad. Look at this guy. guy is I've had about five of them. Look at this guy. This guy right here. He was just told it's time to go to the vet and he got stuck in a recliner. He's alive. He's fine. He's fine because look, see they got him out. there. The firefighters got called dude was stuck. I mean, that's a cat thing. Hello, pop up.

speaker-2 (42:16.856)

Too late. Migraine.

speaker-2 (42:40.792)

They're having a sale at Pyramid Roofing.

speaker-1 (42:44.162)

How do I close this damn thing?

speaker-2 (42:45.858)

hit escape. there's an X. It's a hidden X up there in the right hand corner. It may be done the same color as the it's like really.

speaker-1 (42:54.798)

Interesting. That's dishonest. You know what? If it's not a bold X, that's dishonest. But cats, man, that is such a cat thing. I've told how I've had to tear out. We were at a hotel in, what's this? This is Southern Illinois Hotel on the drive my dad and I took from Omaha to Charleston back in 2004 when we were moving in a U-Haul. And I had the two cats with me and Gert got this one right here. Gert got in the, she didn't want to.

leave the room I guess you really like the motel six or the hell we were and then and she crawled up in the in the mattress and I just I tipped the mattress and I just started poking holes like it was that prices right game where you punch the thing you know and I yeah and I ripped I had to rip the felt yeah box spring yeah there you go yeah box spring and I was like come on Gert what are we doing so

speaker-2 (43:39.822)

called up in the mattress?

speaker-2 (43:44.586)

on the box.

speaker-2 (43:52.526)

But then you went to the office and you told them about it and you offered to pay for the box spring, I'm sure. So it's okay. I that's, that's all right. That's a question.

speaker-1 (43:58.734)

Wait, what's happening over here?

What is sleep apnea is linked to this? should we, do want to go exploring? see what.

speaker-2 (44:07.01)

Wait a minute, does that that looks like what's his name? Gulliver.

speaker-1 (44:10.316)

Wait, I'm not clicking through, ooh.

Get new pillows, bro. OK, I'm not finding out. just wanted to see.

speaker-2 (44:18.99)

The Indians are camped in his mouth. That's a that's Z smoke. Well, there were little Z's in it.

speaker-1 (44:21.752)

Huh.

speaker-2 (44:29.07)

smoke. You're welcome. Men have bigger brains and different migraines as crawfish. That's what it is.

speaker-1 (44:37.921)

Huh.

speaker-2 (44:38.732)

That's what it is. had a male migraine, often causing intense, throbbing pain, usually on one side of the head accompanied by nausea or light sound sensitivity.

speaker-1 (44:45.784)

Did you give permission to Susan to leave us here?

speaker-2 (44:50.19)

She asked for a note, but I never signed it.

speaker-1 (44:52.268)

He asked, she has to go talk to, to the, visa people. my gosh. have so many companies to call on my list right now.

speaker-2 (45:00.046)

At least it's not American Express.

speaker-1 (45:02.734)

What's your take on American Express?

speaker-2 (45:05.112)

Dicks. Kitty wants wants you to taste test his food. Now he won't eat. I've eaten cat food before. It's nothing to write home about.

speaker-1 (45:16.098)

Hey, so Kelly was talking to us yesterday when we were doing the Barfleet episode and I didn't get a chance to put this on the screen. She sent this to me. Look at this, Egypt and the Grand Canyon. It's like the same thing.

speaker-1 (45:35.444)

It's like the same thing. That's pretty

speaker-2 (45:40.907)

Is that real?

I mean it looks real

speaker-1 (45:45.134)

Honestly, what I was thinking when I saw this, because I've been to the Grand Canyon a couple of times, I was like, is there something I think there is actually something called the Sphinx or whatever. Is the Grand Canyon. Yep. It is. Yep. OK, see.

speaker-1 (46:05.858)

This is what happens when you tune into the Friday live stream.

speaker-2 (46:09.142)

And here, you know, there's a place where you're not supposed to go in the Grand Canyon. You know, what's the it's a cave. Anyway, there are places you're not supposed to go in the Grand Canyon that they you cannot do. You're not supposed to go. It's illegal to go there. Yep. And they the black helicopters will be after you. But if you ask A.I. if there are any Egyptian artifacts in the Grand Canyon, they'll say, no, there's no credible evidence that Egyptian artifacts exist in the Grand Canyon.

speaker-1 (46:23.694)

I'm an American, I'll go where I want!

speaker-2 (46:37.432)

The story originates from a fabricated 1909 Arizona Gazette article, widely considered a hoax.

speaker-1 (46:45.364)

Nice try, Fed.

speaker-2 (46:47.084)

The Smithsonian has never documented such a discovery or the explorers mentioned. Well, the Smithsonian would not lie to us.

speaker-1 (46:55.32)

the Smithsonian. I mean, that's all it does. Yeah. That's one of the things we talked about with the Nephilim episode last Thursday. If you that, you died with Derek Olson. They are hiding all sorts of evidence. Specifically, what we were referring to was the Nephilim and the Giants and how Abraham Lincoln himself referenced Giants in not too distant past. And I'm bringing up the Nephilim with my guest next week, Jeremiah Johnston, because

He's going to have some evidence about Jesus that's connected to Josephus, the historian who was alive just after the time of Christ. And let's talk about the Nephilim mentions that Josephus does as well. I can't wait for that talk. That's going to be such a fun conversation next week.

speaker-2 (47:40.352)

Every time bones of giants get sent to the Smithsonian, they mysteriously disappear.

speaker-1 (47:47.15)

Yes, exactly. Let me tell this is a little inside baseball here. And it sounds like on the surface, I'm not doing myself any favors by telling you this, but I think I am. I hope I am. I talked to Jeremiah today because he was on my day job, Pac Ray Unleashed. We did a short segment with him at the end of the show and already had him scheduled for next Thursday, 3 p.m. Eastern right here, live on X.

And I said, we're just casually talking out there. And I said, I'm looking forward to next week or whatever. I said, it's a two hour show, but we can go longer and go shorter. I just want to respect your time. And then he said, oh yeah, I can go on this forever. I just recorded a three hour episode with Sean Ryan. I was like, whoa, OK, well then. so I said, well, when's that drop it? And he said, Thursday. And I was like, what?

I've had this book forever now. I was like, so I said, you've already recorded it. Let's talk about things that you haven't been asked about, stuff you haven't talked about about this book. So the reason I'm telling this audience that is that you may see the Sean Ryan show and go, well, I'm going to do three hours with that guy and Jeremiah Johnston on Jesus Archaeology. not going to listen to the Keith guy talk to him.

We're going to make sure that it's stuff that he and Sean Ryan didn't talk about. Maybe there'll be some overlap.

speaker-2 (49:10.087)

I think we can all get along. I see three hours I went, know, hours is a long time.

speaker-1 (49:12.526)

Yeah, absolutely.

speaker-1 (49:18.963)

Topic that you really want to know the truth about.

speaker-2 (49:23.222)

I still want it in bite-sized pieces.

speaker-1 (49:25.368)

Really? But you hang out. You understand that you've been a part of at the Mike show three days in a row this week and.

speaker-2 (49:27.885)

Dang.

speaker-2 (49:35.692)

I still would want me in bite-sized pieces. A little bit of me goes a very long way. Ask anybody. And the myths about the Smithsonian hiding skeletons of giants, if you go to the subreddit on history, which is where you find the truth each and every time, something I've become well aware of while both helping teach archaeological classes and my own study is a very persistent myth that the Smithsonian has hidden the remains of giant humans, and there's a large cover-up.

Now I know this is of course incorrect for a myriad of reasons ranging from peaceful misidentifying prehistoric large remains animals. The fact that a 10 to 12 foot tall human with identical proportions to a normal human would not biomechanically work due to square cube law.

speaker-1 (50:21.177)

the square cube. yes. Hey, look at this. The third fireball over Ohio in 10 days. This happened yesterday.

speaker-2 (50:29.294)

They're not going to tell us if we're all going to die because of meteors.

speaker-1 (50:31.788)

This is the 10th fireball just in March alone. What's that all about? and what's all of the drones showing up over a Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana? What's that all about? is the government testing the government?

speaker-2 (50:44.718)

It's just the government

It's just the government testing the government.

speaker-1 (50:51.342)

Now I tried to keep this light today, but again, we're in the housekeeping section from yesterday's deep dive. So I wanna play this for you. This is 100 % real. Another thing that Kelly mentioned yesterday that I finally got around to seeing this morning and I was like, my gosh, why didn't we play this on the show? So that's my fault. If you've missed the Thursday deep dive, that's the thing about the Barfleet episode is not a deep dive.

It's just like a, it's like a.

speaker-2 (51:22.434)

more of a like a drunken brawl.

speaker-1 (51:24.43)

It's like a flight of beer. You know, the different beers in front of you, you you take little sips of it and stuff instead of just two hours of one topic.

speaker-2 (51:32.642)

just tends to throw beer on people.

speaker-1 (51:36.514)

You get, we doing a beer tonight or you, you got plans that don't involve me? mean,

speaker-2 (51:41.452)

A shark, I've got to ask the shark.

speaker-1 (51:44.534)

I don't follow.

speaker-2 (51:46.252)

It's all right. I don't either.

speaker-1 (51:48.482)

Well, I do hope it's a happy birthday for you tonight.

speaker-2 (51:52.398)

I'm on the right side. That had something to do with sex. Are you offering?

speaker-1 (51:57.1)

No, I'm definitely not doing that. I'm looking for.

speaker-2 (52:00.712)

second there I was you willing to you know call make some calls and clear this but if you're not then

speaker-1 (52:07.733)

No, I'm sorry.

speaker-2 (52:09.331)

Don't tease old people. I it seems like fun, but don't.

speaker-1 (52:13.56)

I find, I don't understand how the tabs work with StreamYard.

speaker-2 (52:18.86)

You're looking. This is you mentioned the all of the meteors and says I have one that's farther out in space.

speaker-1 (52:24.398)

Now I'm done.

speaker-1 (52:29.336)

Okay, well, we're gonna watch that here. But first I want you to see Chris Bledsoe. Find out if he's alive. He is, okay, how old is he now?

speaker-2 (52:35.149)

He is.

He's in his 60s.

speaker-1 (52:39.406)

Okay, all right, so Chris Bledsoe, UFO researcher. This is from, I don't know when this aired originally. He's talking about something that happened in 2012. And if I'm the last one to the party on this one, I apologize. But I find this absolutely fascinating, because I've run this through grog and all that stuff, and it's all true, man. This is what he said about,

speaker-0 (53:01.164)

And not that this isn't right to the Pentagon in 2012 when I told this. One thing she told me it was.

speaker-2 (53:05.614)

2020.

speaker-1 (53:08.588)

He wrote a book, I forget what it's called, was a UFO God or something, I forget what it is. So, she, think is it, I don't want to make any assumptions, but it's something.

speaker-2 (53:19.638)

You went away.

speaker-0 (53:23.458)

When you see Iran and Israel

speaker-1 (53:25.336)

the

speaker-2 (53:26.958)

I can hear you. You went away there for a second. Okay. Yeah, you're saying the thing is good.

speaker-1 (53:29.08)

Okay, did the audio from the thing? That was good. So he said, I ran in Israel. Okay. So in 2012, he writes down something, he hand delivers it to the Pentagon.

speaker-0 (53:39.148)

Well, thing she told me it was when you see Iran and Israel exchanging missiles and I saw it the way she tells me is a vision of I see it like a living picture screen. I could see the rockets flying and all of a sudden orbs appeared out of the ocean and everywhere. I told the government that if you if this happens, the orbs are going to appear and wake people up and stop it.

speaker-2 (53:57.934)

Freak.

speaker-2 (54:07.352)

because

speaker-0 (54:08.622)

April 2026. And okay, you know, you've put yourself in it there Chris. It's gonna be Chris Ledlow says April 2026 is when it all happens. I can tell you this, when I told this to the government about 2026, I just repeated what she told me. They immediately put roommate viewers on. all all the roommate viewers are saying, oh my God, 2026, 2027, something.

speaker-1 (54:29.838)

.

speaker-2 (54:39.938)

What will happen?

speaker-0 (54:41.198)

The star will look the alignment she told me about that the star of regulus would be on the horizon in front of the Spinks at that moment. There'd be a new knowledge. Well, I had no idea if this was even possible, you know, but these astronomers run up to the machines and it comes out that that star is going to come up on the horizon. And Easter 2026, Easter 2026, I gave him a specific time.

speaker-2 (55:04.43)

Peace.

speaker-1 (55:09.304)

Pause that. Hey, can you look up when did Sean Ryan show 56 air? I think that's when I was looking this up this morning. I think that's when this was. So that was a while back. He's done a lot more shows since then.

speaker-0 (55:23.118)

it was with Robert Grant that I told him about this alignment and all. And he's like, oh my God, he's been looking for this ruby, this little ruby you have to find and place it between the walls of Sphinx to make this event that he knows is going to happen in 2026. said, Robert is not a ruby, he's just a star of radio. He looks at me and oh my God, that's Mr. King's star.

speaker-0 (55:58.816)

So what's going to happen? don't know. But I think it's possible that's the return of...

speaker-2 (55:59.566)

23.

speaker-1 (56:12.79)

And that's what Kelly was saying yesterday, Somebody was it?

speaker-2 (56:17.804)

There and now well, I mentioned that, what's his name? The runestone, Scott Walter mentioned that.

The kensington runestone something that he translated from it said that It's going to sound over generalized because it is was something about the kensington runestone referenced june 2026 for something and I don't know what it was because I haven't looked back but that was

speaker-1 (56:46.03)

So you got about a week or so to get your house in order.

speaker-2 (56:49.634)

Yeah, don't worry about paying the credit card bill.

speaker-1 (56:52.398)

I gotta stop that payment.

speaker-2 (56:55.154)

it's a just events include runes on ramble trail run. So blah blah blah. It doesn't say, he said, I don't remember what it was. He said, but he was talking to a J, a Gentile on his, on the basement and he referenced June of 26. Now there is a runestone ramble trail run on Saturday, June 27th, but I don't think that's what he was referencing.

speaker-1 (57:24.334)

You signed up for that?

speaker-2 (57:25.518)

Yeah, I tried to run as many of those I possibly can as long as I possibly can as long as they're not over like 400 yards

speaker-1 (57:40.354)

Good day over like 70.

speaker-2 (57:42.51)

I don't feel a day over 80. It's pretty incredible.

speaker-1 (57:46.126)

I wanted to play one more thing because remember yesterday I started to play or Wednesday and there was some audio issues because you couldn't hear whatever did I ever play this guy. Remember I started to play him on Wednesday and you couldn't hear it. Remember this. I know but you couldn't hear it and I was like all right I'll save it.

speaker-2 (58:04.654)

That was Wednesday.

speaker-2 (58:09.422)

That's cute that you think I remember Wednesday.

speaker-1 (58:13.622)

With age comes less memory accessibility.

speaker-2 (58:16.916)

You just don't commit things to long-term memory, because why?

speaker-1 (58:19.886)

Did I play? Honestly, y'all tell me, did I play? Did I play this?

speaker-2 (58:24.43)

If you did, I wouldn't remember it I wouldn't have heard it.

speaker-1 (58:27.552)

No, but I'm saying that I played it yesterday. It's been a long week.

speaker-2 (58:30.946)

That's cute that you think I remember yesterday. But when we got to his house...

speaker-1 (58:34.158)

The guy on the right is the Department of Energy Secretary for Reagan. Y'all let me know if I've played this already. And this guy was a teenager when this guy, this picture over here is from the 80s.

speaker-2 (58:42.062)

The

speaker-2 (58:46.678)

I remember the pictures moving and no, we couldn't hear it.

speaker-1 (58:50.702)

So he's telling a story about being a teenager, maybe 20 years old, and this was his neighbor, the energy secretary for Reagan.

speaker-2 (58:59.118)

that he came home from work, he arrived in a black Lincoln Town car with a whole kind of secret service escort and a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. you know, I had never seen him in this capacity. He was a lawyer when I was growing up, a very successful lawyer. But now he was being treated, you know, like a high ranking official in the government, which was both exciting and confusing to me.

So cut to we have dinner everyone catches up. He has two daughters that I grew up with that were a little younger than me It's like it's like a family reunion for me because I haven't seen them in years After dinner, he wants to just catch up with me. So the two friends that I have They're very interested in the two daughters so that they have things to do and and this person his name is John Harrington and I go out onto the back veranda and You know, there was a couple really interesting things, you know when

when we were growing up, was a strict Calvinist, I remember so. He didn't drink, he didn't swear. He was a man of high character and integrity. But he was also really fit. And when I saw him, looked very haggard. He looked very run down, like he was carrying a lot of weight emotionally. And he also brought a bottle of Jim Beam out to the backyard and was...

pouring himself drinks as we were talking. And I got the sense that this was a guy that, as I said, was burdened. Whatever he was doing was weighing heavily on him. So we start to talk, we catch up, and at some point I ask him, what is his new job? And he quickly explains he can't really say, it's classified, he's working for the president.

I keep pushing I keep pushing and eventually he says well You know I to get the job I had to had to be briefed and I went and lived in an underground facility in west virginia for a number of months and every night, know when they would after they would brief me I would cry myself to sleep and Yeah And and and that you know that happy friday line still haunts me.

speaker-2 (01:01:14.958)

Because this is a man that I couldn't imagine crying once let alone every night and you know, of course I said well why I don't understand what what would cause you to cry yourself to sleep every night and his response, know Was really startling. He said this is not the world. I thought I was bringing my daughters into and you know again I'm sure most people listening to this are older than 18, but

When you're 18 years old and you hear those type of statements, there's no frame of reference. This is all very kind of staggering ideas.

speaker-1 (01:01:52.183)

Yeah, OK. Well, they still are. I agree. Not as staggering as they were 40 years ago. Now we're just like, yeah, I can see that.

speaker-2 (01:01:53.965)

You know?

speaker-2 (01:02:00.568)

Calvinists believe total depravity, sin affects all part of human nature, leaving people incapable of choosing God on their own. Unconditional election before creating the world, God chose specific individuals for salvation based solely on his will, not foreseen merits. Limited atonement, Christ's death was intended to pay for the penalty only for the sins of the elect, people who were chosen. Irresistible grace, when God calls the elect to salvation, they cannot resist it as the Holy Spirit compels them to come on.

who come to faith and perseverance of the saints, those truly saved by God will be kept by him and will never completely abandon their faith.

speaker-1 (01:02:37.294)

so how many is the elect? 140,000? How many is the elect? 140,000 or am I wrong? That's right. Because I'm playing the odds. I that's worse than the lottery. At that point if I'm a Calvinist I'm like eh, F it. I'm sinning. What are the odds that I'm one of the elect?

speaker-2 (01:02:40.174)

Here's a what.

speaker-2 (01:02:57.302)

It doesn't give

speaker-1 (01:02:59.534)

How many elect? Let's see. How many elect and Calvinists? How many elect?

speaker-2 (01:03:06.114)

All it says is the fixed number total of the elect is predetermined cannot be changed added to or decreased.

speaker-1 (01:03:11.53)

Well, I don't know for some reason 140,000 in my head maybe somebody else. See this is what we aim to do. We aim to please on a Friday when we say we're gonna have fun. We end up talking about Calvinism and the elect. Those are the only ones that get into heaven.

speaker-2 (01:03:23.638)

And Calvary, that is some, poof, that is some rigid.

speaker-1 (01:03:28.964)

they don't know. no. Mary says they don't know. Calvinists don't have a number.

speaker-2 (01:03:33.868)

How will they?

speaker-1 (01:03:35.086)

the 144 is Jehovah's Witness. All right, see?

speaker-2 (01:03:38.382)

144 what 144,000 what with Jehovah's Witnesses? So they have the they have a predetermined number as well.

speaker-1 (01:03:43.437)

or something I guess there's only an

speaker-1 (01:03:48.286)

going out trying to expand the kingdom when there's only so much land available in the in neighborhood?

speaker-2 (01:03:54.466)

Well, if those are the odds, why not just go out and drink it up? Yeah.

speaker-1 (01:03:57.566)

If I was brought up in those fates, I've just been like,

speaker-2 (01:04:03.091)

Total depravity. I'd be in jail.

speaker-1 (01:04:05.848)

Yeah, it's like look.

speaker-1 (01:04:10.369)

Happy Friday like you said.

speaker-2 (01:04:12.6)

Remember, if the Mormons are right, the rest of us are screwed.

speaker-2 (01:04:21.614)

This is a dude in southern Wisconsin and he is he has a low-light extremely low-light camera that he has pointed at the This is last week He cranked his ISO up to his ISO is cranked up to 240,000 that is That's that's a pretty high ISO

speaker-1 (01:04:46.696)

That's higher than the number of elect.

speaker-2 (01:04:49.398)

It is, yes. You get more ISOs than you do a lot. So yeah, there is, he videotaped this on February 13th at eight with an outside temperature of minus one in southwestern Wisconsin. There is an object in space that is, and it's not yet. These are all, this is just an example of what you see. Look at all that stuff that is flying by in the nighttime sky.

And this is sped up. This is like, I think 16 times. Look at all those things.

speaker-1 (01:05:21.666)

So hold on a second, just for clarification. Is he looking for something?

speaker-2 (01:05:26.336)

No, he just points his camera at the nighttime sky and just sees what he catches. So there's a nebula out there. This he's just giving examples of what you can see.

speaker-1 (01:05:36.504)

Wait, I want one of these cameras, bro.

speaker-2 (01:05:38.798)

It's a Sony a seven. It's like 500 bucks. He's got a, um, an F uh, F oh 95 lens. Okay. I don't know what kind, but there's a, another nebula. Uh, and again, just stuff flying through. And so you can see it is, I mean, there's like that. I don't know that's a satellite or what.

speaker-1 (01:05:56.671)

I think this is really cool.

speaker-1 (01:06:02.446)

Moving these those objects aren't moving that fast you said 16 times. Okay,

speaker-2 (01:06:05.582)

He's got this cranked up to 16 times. Then you can kind of hear the audio.

speaker-0 (01:06:11.886)

Thank

speaker-2 (01:06:14.158)

This is every time I video I find something interesting. Where is the.

speaker-1 (01:06:22.456)

I had Patron, I just cracked open a bottle of this stuff. Is it tequila?

speaker-2 (01:06:29.666)

yeah, that's the good stuff.

speaker-1 (01:06:31.714)

That's pretty good!

speaker-2 (01:06:34.082)

Patron is one of the best. All so there's some clouds, far away object moving slow, way closer, way slower than normal satellites.

speaker-1 (01:06:45.512)

Happy Friday, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to see a big smiley face. Right here. OK.

speaker-2 (01:06:48.927)

Right here.

speaker-2 (01:06:54.306)

Not sure. It's moving slower than satellites. It's not sure what.

speaker-1 (01:06:58.882)

Can I just ask, I'm not trying to be rude here, how do we know it's moving slower than satellites? Was he tracking satellites to compare the speed or he just knows or?

speaker-2 (01:07:08.002)

Yeah, he does this and, and, yeah, that the, think some of those other things you saw flying over were satellite. And this is again, sped up to 16 times. So that's it's moving only it's only moving fast. it's.

speaker-1 (01:07:10.157)

Just knows.

speaker-1 (01:07:24.588)

Are some of these bugs or something? don't know.

speaker-2 (01:07:27.97)

No, they were all, it's all stuff that's out there flying by. There's a lot of stuff flying by us in space. Some of it's been hitting us lately. This is way out there. No, it's not a, no way. It's a satellite. says, I, and again, I'm just taking this guy at his word.

speaker-1 (01:07:33.164)

I tell you what,

speaker-1 (01:07:43.212)

So where is it? Okay, so do you know, and maybe you don't, it's an unfair question for you. Do you know if it's moving west to east, closer to us, further away?

speaker-2 (01:07:52.898)

the

Well, there's no West and East in space. There's no direction in space.

speaker-1 (01:07:59.919)

I understand, okay, I'm just saying if you're...

speaker-2 (01:08:02.04)

So I don't know where, I mean it's above us somewhere.

speaker-1 (01:08:04.416)

If you're looking straight on the horizon, then yes, maybe it is. if it's right above, I'm trying to figure out, it coming closer? Is it moving away? Do we know? And what was that? Is somebody shining a spotlight on us? Because that's really weird.

speaker-2 (01:08:17.907)

known. But here is the, there's a double satellite slowed down right there. So that's the speed of satellites.

speaker-1 (01:08:27.328)

OK, OK. I like that point of reference. All right, now watch the top left side, top to bottom. OK? Did I read that right?

speaker-2 (01:08:34.552)

Yep, some kind of three, three light trail.

speaker-1 (01:08:37.691)

no, when they're moving together, that's scary.

speaker-2 (01:08:40.334)

This is like in 1952 Washington, DC.

that but here it comes. It's going.

speaker-1 (01:08:53.966)

All right. Okay. Not altered in any way. Here we go.

Bro! It curved!

speaker-2 (01:09:03.456)

It did. It changed direction.

speaker-1 (01:09:07.498)

Okay. Way too cold for any creature flying was in focus. So it was at least 300 yards away fast enough that one 15th of a second shutter speed left a trail gave off its own light and it curved. Okay.

speaker-2 (01:09:25.774)

This I think this sounds slowed down because you can tell from the audio.

speaker-1 (01:09:28.642)

Do the aliens know that some randos out there are recording them?

speaker-2 (01:09:32.558)

They probably have pictures of them. Because if we can take pictures of them like this, they can take pictures of us that are probably crystal clear from planet Zednorb.

speaker-1 (01:09:42.062)

put a separate video up at the 4K watch. I don't want to watch. I just want to watch this one. Upper left corner. wait, now where are going? What's he taking us? Here's a blinking faint object. so he's already lost interest in the three.

speaker-2 (01:09:55.342)

It was all kind but the look at that.

speaker-1 (01:09:59.786)

Okay, that's unacceptable. Like, what are we doing? Are we being invaded here? Are they on the way? My dog? Yeah, they've actually arrived. Can you hear my dogs? They're trying to warn me. Like, how does this microphone like a serious question? Help me. How does this microphone whether I have a narrow focus or whatever, it hears, you know, Tanner Belch down the hall and outside at the front door there.

speaker-2 (01:10:08.546)

They could be.

speaker-2 (01:10:25.6)

It sucks everything up. You need a noise gate.

speaker-1 (01:10:30.572)

But yet it just, you know, it gets pissy with me. What's up?

speaker-2 (01:10:33.678)

That's because you have that touch. have the special touch. Not very many people have that special touch.

speaker-1 (01:10:37.942)

You know what I haven't done in a while? Let me just see here.

speaker-2 (01:10:40.578)

I don't think I want to know the way you asked that question.

speaker-1 (01:10:43.502)

Hold on. It sounds okay. Yeah, alright. Oh my god. It's loud! On the audio of the feed, I'm sorry. It sounds like I'm doing this show from inside a kennel!

speaker-2 (01:10:49.399)

I'm a doctor's dog!

speaker-2 (01:10:55.799)

Sounds what?

speaker-2 (01:11:01.646)

You didn't know that?

speaker-1 (01:11:04.13)

I didn't know it was that bad! It sounds like the dogs are throwing a party. Let's go kill the mailman.

speaker-2 (01:11:11.672)

but it's okay, because they're just dogs. They're dogs being dogs.

speaker-1 (01:11:15.532)

You know what, when I build my podcast room with the, you know what, I talked to the builder today. I'm going to put a little like a window, one window in.

speaker-2 (01:11:26.03)

That's just one way to escape. I don't know if I would do that or not. Sound. Look at all that stuff. It's a wonder more stuff doesn't land on it.

speaker-1 (01:11:28.236)

Yeah,

speaker-1 (01:11:35.308)

How are we not constantly being pelted with debris?

speaker-2 (01:11:40.142)

and wait until all of the Starlink satellites start falling out in 30 years.

Because Skylab, oh no, Space Station. Space Station, got how many more years? We got like four years before it starts to lose orbit. And how it always falls in the Indian Ocean, I don't know.

speaker-1 (01:12:02.816)

Yeah, it's like that's the third biggest ocean. How does it always get the

speaker-2 (01:12:07.454)

And and just an old guy with a microphone says why do the aliens in movies always approach the earth with earth in north? oriented at the time exactly Why was the starship enterprise always flying straight? There were they only there was like one movie where they showed like the cling-ons coming up from the bottom so to speak

speaker-1 (01:12:25.836)

Wait, did you say the Klingons were coming up from the bottom?

speaker-2 (01:12:29.706)

Ironically, yes, and then and that's I mean Tell me I'm wrong because I'm not

speaker-1 (01:12:35.03)

No, no. Yeah, I have limited time with you here. So I want to play some videos that I want to make sure you get to see you see the guy driving. So is it is it is it illegal to drive backwards if you're keeping it? See, that's wrong. You know, if I'm keeping it straight. I'm doing the speed limit. use my turn signal. I love how they've got the deep foreboding music. What's that?

speaker-2 (01:12:41.742)

It's a takus

speaker-2 (01:12:47.054)

Thank you.

speaker-2 (01:13:00.782)

There is an argument to be made for if you're keeping it between the lines and you're not doing anything crazy. mean, aside from driving backwards, I think the argument being that if people see headlights, they think you're coming at them because people are stupid.

speaker-0 (01:13:17.486)

The car the car witness

speaker-2 (01:13:19.502)

I was stuck in

speaker-1 (01:13:20.063)

Reverse.

speaker-0 (01:13:22.926)

Well, I didn't think that was that bad. I wasn't even swerving or anything like that. We're driving fast.

speaker-2 (01:13:33.102)

driving backwards on the road.

speaker-1 (01:13:36.819)

He's trying

speaker-2 (01:13:40.332)

Yeah, he is getting a shot.

speaker-1 (01:13:42.062)

Wait, wait, wait.

speaker-2 (01:13:49.304)

Free Britney.

speaker-1 (01:13:51.18)

Wait, wait, why are we getting? I wanted to see if there was like an update, like what was he arrested for?

speaker-2 (01:13:57.09)

driving backwards, I think they would consider that reckless driving. I'm not sure.

speaker-1 (01:14:00.526)

here we go. Suspended his... Okay, here we go. He was charged with habitual driving while his license... was suspended. Okay, I...

speaker-2 (01:14:08.92)

That can be a problem. But they let the but they let him out. So

speaker-1 (01:14:13.804)

It was a good shot there, Florida man.

speaker-2 (01:14:16.51)

It was a good, you know what? He did give it his all and he was driving relatively safely. Did he hit anything? No.

speaker-1 (01:14:23.79)

Here's something kind of cool I think that you'll like. It's also, as long as I try to keep it on roadway segue, roadway segue.

speaker-2 (01:14:34.05)

You dipped into the Patron, haven't you?

speaker-1 (01:14:36.28)

Did I did roadway segue that doesn't work. Here we go. Watch this. So what happened here is there's going to be a road. This is out in California. And over here on the right side, there's a phone. An artist has painted a bunch of pictures like a flip book. So when you drive by, although there's still pictures on the side of the wall there, it looks like it's moving. Watch this.

speaker-2 (01:15:02.03)

that's better than the musical road.

speaker-1 (01:15:06.026)

Yes, the musical road. Look at that, huh? It turned into a little birdie action there. And so it's like 660 feet of artists. Now people are saying, hey, people are going to get into rec.

speaker-2 (01:15:17.474)

Distracted, yep, I was waiting for that.

speaker-1 (01:15:19.768)

So this will be painted over within a week in California. So go and enjoy it while you can.

speaker-2 (01:15:25.228)

The musical road up in, where was it, Palmdale, they had to take, the original one was done by Honda for the commercial, it was fine. Then they, I think they paved that road, so they tried, the state tried to recreate it, and the crew that they had do it didn't pay attention to the directions on how to do it. Surprising. And so it never played back the right way.

speaker-1 (01:15:47.374)

Okay.

speaker-1 (01:15:53.579)

no!

speaker-2 (01:15:55.188)

And it was what is it? What's the overture?

speaker-1 (01:16:02.36)

that one.

speaker-2 (01:16:03.084)

Yes, the the thing with the dude with the thing and so they made the they spaced them out So the whole thing was out of tune And so then they got money somehow to do it over and so they did it over With the same measurement

speaker-0 (01:16:12.12)

Hootie boopity.

speaker-1 (01:16:19.871)

Okay.

speaker-1 (01:16:23.51)

Noooo

speaker-2 (01:16:24.952)

See, that's the state for you. So it was still.

speaker-1 (01:16:27.086)

And that's kind of out of tune.

speaker-2 (01:16:30.86)

Have you ever seen the musical road?

speaker-1 (01:16:34.572)

Well, I know there's one in Japan that sounds pretty cool.

speaker-2 (01:16:37.912)

The original Honda music road.

was good. Let's see is this going the right speed? Hang on because the original one yeah playback speed is normal because it looked fast. So here is the the original

speaker-1 (01:16:54.062)

We're going to do the musical road at 100 miles an hour. So here we are doing 100.

speaker-2 (01:17:02.67)

Should be interesting.

speaker-0 (01:17:06.114)

Right now.

speaker-2 (01:17:17.282)

That's the one that they did wrong. So you could hear out was not, it was not in tune. So yeah, that was the state redoing the musical road that Honda originally put up that sounded normal. And then the state when they did it, mismeasured and did it wrong.

speaker-1 (01:17:33.198)

This didn't even have to come in there.

speaker-2 (01:17:35.436)

I can't remember what the original was. They had to move it. The other thing was people complained that lived around there because every time a car went by, you could hear it outside the car too. And that would get a little annoying after a while. So they had to move it away from the subdivision. And when they did that, that's when they screwed it up. And then when they redid it, they screwed it up again because that's the state.

speaker-1 (01:17:58.456)

Did you see the Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge back in the 1480s? You seen this? This is awesome. It says this is genius. It is. Why can't I do anything even remotely close to this?

speaker-1 (01:18:26.062)

Cool. you and your physics. Is this how they make temporary bridges like when the US was going over rivers in Europe and stuff? And yeah, this is.

speaker-2 (01:18:26.508)

It's just physics.

speaker-2 (01:18:38.478)

Ironically, they couldn't the state couldn't do it that well. I was passed out. Where's the original one? Because the original one actually sounded good. It was for a TV commercial. It was for Honda TV commercial.

speaker-1 (01:18:51.681)

huh. Well, you keep looking for that because I've got, I've got something else for here. Can you hear the paper and the plastic? Can you hear that?

speaker-2 (01:18:59.234)

and the dogs.

speaker-1 (01:19:00.462)

Well, Tanner is, this is why I need, I just need a wall of shelves instead of stacks on the floor.

speaker-2 (01:19:06.582)

You the place. You need the place.

speaker-2 (01:19:12.418)

You need the place with the stuff.

speaker-1 (01:19:13.858)

Need the place with the stuff. And it has to have the thing. If it doesn't have the thing, then what's even the point? This is called physics. You talked about physics. Look at this guy. Work smarter, right? Look at this guy. This guy's like, hey, I'll just scoop it up like so. And then look at this. Huh? Look at that. that is satisfying. Isn't that cool?

speaker-2 (01:19:17.837)

and the thing.

there it

speaker-2 (01:19:42.537)

That is smart.

speaker-1 (01:19:43.924)

It's awesome. Why can't I be this smart?

speaker-2 (01:19:48.322)

I wish I was smart. used to think I was smart. And I realized one day I'm not smart.

speaker-1 (01:19:52.578)

That's what the internet did. It showed me, no, there's actually a lot of people in this world. Like a lot.

speaker-2 (01:19:56.758)

I a lot. Like more than I ever thought there should be that were smarter than me. Much.

speaker-1 (01:20:02.22)

Yeah. My mom was lying to me as I could, you know, she was saying, you're the smartest.

speaker-2 (01:20:07.704)

You're a smart kid and you can be anything you want to be.

speaker-1 (01:20:10.478)

yeah? So why am I not batting lead off tonight for the Braves? Hey, happy baseball season. Right? This guy is just like, I got this, I got this right here. I'm good. That's awesome.

speaker-2 (01:20:16.502)

It lied to you.

speaker-2 (01:20:26.126)

I think I found the original. I think.

speaker-0 (01:20:29.482)

and you hit a rumble strip to wake you up. What if we were able to change those tones into notes and then spread those notes across the lane of a freeway so that when someone drove down the road, it would play a song. We're thinking of the wind till overture. We've been able to...

speaker-1 (01:20:49.634)

Well,

speaker-2 (01:20:50.07)

Let him tell over to you, I remember.

speaker-0 (01:20:52.686)

that we need for all of the different notes in our song. Let's drive this thing and see what it sounds like.

speaker-2 (01:20:58.968)

See, they had the calipers out there, they were measuring it.

speaker-1 (01:21:02.808)

They care.

speaker-1 (01:21:10.158)

It's backwards, right?

speaker-2 (01:21:21.514)

And that was up in Lancaster and that's where I grew up. And now you can't live there anymore because it's like the hood. Well, you can live there, but you just have to be packing all the time. Yeah, you'll be if you live there, you'll be dying there. Sad. That's where they built the space shuttle and Blackbird.

speaker-1 (01:21:32.898)

you'll be dying there.

speaker-1 (01:21:40.928)

So I was sitting here and something came across my feed and.

speaker-2 (01:21:46.41)

feed. I've always wanted to feed because it sounds really important when you have a feed.

speaker-1 (01:21:51.18)

Okay, I don't know that not quite and and so I thought this would be so funny and so I ran it through the grok and Just before you fall in love with this video. Just know that it's not true, but it's been Laden apparently singing a Lady Gaga song poker face

speaker-0 (01:22:09.934)

speaker-1 (01:22:19.758)

created poker.

speaker-1 (01:22:25.102)

Anyway, I supposedly. That's fair.

speaker-2 (01:22:27.438)

No, it's not real

speaker-2 (01:22:33.9)

I mean, we didn't see the dude go slid into the water, did we? No.

speaker-1 (01:22:38.838)

I see. But I don't know that it was purported to be recent. you can never tell when you're getting video from the third world. It's like.

speaker-2 (01:22:46.734)

It's in your feed, it has to be true.

speaker-1 (01:22:49.452)

The cameras aren't up, you know, why does it feel like the cameras that they use are stuck in 1987?

speaker-2 (01:22:58.774)

because otherwise it'd be too clear. And the problem is even if it's like UFOs, we've got crystal clear pictures of UFOs and still no one believes it. So it wouldn't really matter if it was clear.

speaker-1 (01:23:08.78)

Have you ever had like a garden and you were trying to protect it from being eaten by animals like rabbits and deer?

speaker-1 (01:23:20.174)

Professions with Brad

speaker-2 (01:23:21.265)

I didn't know that that's what you meant. thought you

speaker-1 (01:23:24.034)

Well, apparently over in India, you have to dress up like bears to scare the monkeys away from your crops, you know, from your potatoes in particular. Holy crap. I got news for you, bro. That ain't a bear costume. That's creep tech. Right. Like, don't do this. Scaring everyone.

speaker-2 (01:23:40.706)

That is Jar Jar Binks.

speaker-1 (01:23:48.404)

I'm sorry for the nightmares that everyone is now going to have. I'm going to get so many messages tomorrow. Damn you!

speaker-2 (01:23:54.338)

Peace!

speaker-1 (01:23:59.084)

Please stop looking at me. I love how they put the music in it. Alright, well that's... Congratulations, no one's coming near your potatoes, sir. wow.

speaker-2 (01:24:09.014)

I have a question about the monkeys grabbing your potatoes.

speaker-1 (01:24:12.59)

around all day? what? Tell me about your potatoes getting grabbed.

speaker-2 (01:24:16.088)

Well, that's just it. Do monkeys really grab your potatoes? Is that a problem in India? Is there like, is there, is there a country wide issue with a potato grabbing monkeys?

speaker-1 (01:24:25.358)

Normally you have to pay extra if you work for Taylor.

speaker-2 (01:24:27.854)

Thank you, and that would be a good bad name the potato grabbing monkeys

So it can't be all bad if you've got a potato grabbing monkey you I say take what life done dealt you and run with it

speaker-1 (01:24:42.904)

I'm going to play this for you and don't don't do any Googling. Don't do any asking. Just tell me do you think this is real or not? And then I'll tell you when it's done.

speaker-0 (01:24:50.926)

Check this out, storms coming in, that's all rain out there, and lightning, and this parasailor's stuck. It's so windy they can't reel him in. dude, if it snaps. Whoa. Dude, he's got to be scared of this. See everybody panicking, trying to help. Damn, he's going. shit.

speaker-1 (01:25:03.918)

you

speaker-1 (01:25:18.894)

Holy sh** holy sh** holy sh** holy sh** sh** sh** holy holy holy sh** holy sh** holy sh** holy holy holy sh** holy sh**

speaker-0 (01:25:26.797)

my god!

speaker-2 (01:25:35.904)

Yes.

speaker-1 (01:25:37.43)

Yes, you say yes. How about the feed? Do y'all think that was real? Anyone? So this happened to someone named Katie Malone in 2018. She was parasailing in Puerto Vallarta, down in Mexico. The tow line snapped in a storm. She drifted for 45 minutes, crashed near an airport, ironically, coming in for a landing, broke her pelvis, her ribs.

other injuries, life flight at home hospitalized, but fully recovered and doing okay. Now that was eight years ago. Yeah. Right.

speaker-2 (01:26:19.768)

I don't know if that's worse than the stewardess who got tossed out of the Air Canada plane.

speaker-1 (01:26:24.782)

over a football field long at LaGuardia.

speaker-2 (01:26:28.972)

A hundred feet only broker leg from what I understand.

speaker-1 (01:26:32.866)

Yeah, only broke her leg. Yep. They're crediting how big the seat that she was strapped onto.

speaker-2 (01:26:38.758)

And if more people, if they, guess they've tried this because it's safer to sit in an airplane facing the back. And, the problem is people would get air sick. So I guess they've tested that apparently, but you're safer on a crash to be, guess, facing the back.

speaker-1 (01:26:47.342)

speaker-1 (01:27:00.504)

Stay buckled. Hey, I know you've to run shortly here. Let me just play two quick videos for you. When I was a kid, we would take our little army men and these parachutes and we'd get up high as we could in a tree or we'd throw them up in the air and watch them parachute down. This is next level right here. I miss childhood watching this. Now, I couldn't handle this. My smart friends would be able to do all this. So you got the GI Joe, got the parachute packed up. He's on a remote control airplane. We're going up, y'all. Here we go.

speaker-1 (01:27:32.76)

Hang on, Joe.

speaker-1 (01:27:37.934)

Now it's more intense than just random... He's controlling it! looks so good. Look at this! He's controlling the little army man!

speaker-2 (01:27:42.605)

Whoa!

speaker-0 (01:27:45.624)

like

speaker-2 (01:27:53.368)

So wait, he's got like...

speaker-1 (01:27:54.886)

controller on that too. Look at that! Come on, man. I want to do that now. want to do it right now. Let's go.

speaker-2 (01:28:03.65)

Why didn't

speaker-1 (01:28:07.566)

Good toys now, but kids that refuse to go outside and play with them!

speaker-2 (01:28:11.894)

I was just watching a thing on the, was it the thing maker from Mattel back in the 60s? There was a little thingy where you poured the plastic goo into the tray and it made monsters and like bugs and stuff. And you sure. mean, you could get third degree burns on your hands if you, if you misused it, but it was still fun. had. We had interesting toys like that, but we didn't have anything like GI Joe that was remote controlled. Damn it. That's a thing called was a thing maker, right?

speaker-1 (01:28:41.701)

I don't know. remember some slime in the He-Man stuff. Kara says she loved her big wheel. My darkest day in my childhood, one of my darkest days, was I was riding my big wheel. And I guess I wasn't paying attention. I was probably on my cell phone, like 1983. But I look up, and my neighbor, had parked their big Winnebago or whatever on the road.

speaker-2 (01:29:05.022)

Rich people.

speaker-1 (01:29:07.822)

I should take you back to this neighborhood now. Holy crap, it's a hellscape. And I cut the wheel really fast and it just ripped the plastic and like it just like that just decapitated my big wheel and it made me sad. Right, okay. They weren't rich people at all. Time out, time out, time out. I say Winnebago. It was not, trust me. I'm not exaggerating when I say they kept.

speaker-2 (01:29:23.341)

pay for it.

Church people.

in a bag.

speaker-1 (01:29:37.674)

multiple cars on their lawn. It was the stereotypical South. That was my next door frickin neighbor. That's the kind of neighborhood I lived in. You can imagine what shape it's in now. Let me show you this though. Before you go. This is the difference between what guys can get away with and what girls can get away with. Here we go. So here she's walking toward us. This guy is just minding his business. Watch this. I had to pull the music down. So look at that. See?

speaker-2 (01:29:50.679)

to me.

speaker-1 (01:30:03.628)

So she does a little thrust, he turns around, I think they call this love. See, isn't that funny? Because you got the picture there, because he's turned around. another guy is going to try the same thing. And he's going to do it to a woman. All right, now he's arrested. I think they call this love. And then the guy does it, and then you're coming with us down to the pokey.

speaker-2 (01:30:23.288)

See.

speaker-2 (01:30:30.786)

Because it's true.

speaker-1 (01:30:32.01)

It's so true.

speaker-2 (01:30:34.232)

That's a warning for me not to do that later.

speaker-1 (01:30:37.134)

with the shark.

speaker-2 (01:30:39.928)

Sure.

speaker-1 (01:30:40.652)

Hey, I did see the comment that since you're leaving early, who was it that said this in the chat? believe it Jonathan says, no Norks. So, well, here, I mean, what do you need? now you're to show up on time for your Saturday Morning Live thing tomorrow morning?

speaker-2 (01:30:54.926)

Call these master.

speaker-2 (01:31:02.894)

Maybe. I guess you'll just have to make sure that you're watching in the morning between 9.30 and 10 Eastern time.

speaker-1 (01:31:14.434)

Yeah. What time do you guys actually go live, like pre-show stuff?

speaker-2 (01:31:18.412)

Well, that would be between nine thirty and ten. Sometime in there, that's when the button gets punched and the satellite connects and the magic starts to happen on Saturday morning live. And then you never know what could happen. I mean, it could end up in a rest. It could end up in. So many there's so many outcomes, it's hard to predict exactly what's going to happen. That's how that's how crazy it is. Yes. Yes.

speaker-1 (01:31:42.574)

Kind of like your birthday shark.

speaker-2 (01:31:46.25)

Exactly. I may not even have pants tomorrow.

speaker-1 (01:31:48.994)

Like, hold on, and I know we're already over time here, but just real quick, you're hanging out with a shark tonight. Is that accurate so far?

speaker-2 (01:31:56.578)

So far, that's what I understand.

speaker-1 (01:31:58.53)

live like five hours inland.

speaker-2 (01:32:01.6)

Mm-hmm. Makes it even more amazing, doesn't it?

speaker-1 (01:32:04.574)

Like, how is this sh- how- I'm just trying to do the math here.

speaker-2 (01:32:08.75)

All I'm gonna say is it's 2026, wouldn't you agree that anything is possible?

speaker-1 (01:32:15.882)

Anything? Guys can't be girls.

speaker-2 (01:32:16.907)

anything.

speaker-1 (01:32:22.19)

the

speaker-2 (01:32:25.486)

What? Thank you.

It's down the road a bit. I'm not yelling at you, Or you don't! I know you won't!

speaker-1 (01:32:38.764)

No, no, no, I said you hear it or you.

speaker-2 (01:32:40.462)

Okay. You don't. right, All right. Thank you, Johnny. I'll be back later. That's okay, Kevin. I always, I mistook you for Kevin there once. Okay. Bye Kevin. Kevin or Randy. Is that you?

speaker-1 (01:32:50.486)

name is not Johnny.

speaker-1 (01:32:57.262)

Everybody has.

speaker-1 (01:33:02.016)

It's yeah, we'll do that one.

speaker-2 (01:33:04.194)

Bye, Jill.

speaker-1 (01:33:07.244)

Now you're stuck with me. I mean, I could just like you into part ways here. I mean, I have more videos, y'all. It's up to you. I you know what? I reached out to a senator. I forget to mention the story. Let me bear with me here just for one moment. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going to talk to you while I check. I invited a senator on for the Wednesday wild card, which would be very serious for the Wednesday show, right? But it's a wild card. You never know what you're going to get.

kind of like Friday live stream or what you're not going to get.

speaker-1 (01:33:49.102)

I y'all, I try. This is cardboard molas, cardboard norks. That's we can do sometimes, sorry. Okay, so Wednesday, we'll see how that works out with the audio, the live link that goes between Brad's setup and mine. So it's always a fun time.

And then the Thursday deep dive will be the, I'm not signing off, just relax. I'm just throwing this out there. Don't you like it? You like it, especially women, when the guy tells you to relax. Just relax. So Wednesday, I have no idea exactly what we're gonna do with that wild card. We'll roll the dice, see what happens. Thursday deep dive will be the archeological discoveries. And this is the thing about Jeremiah Johnston's book is it's so good for the non-believer and for the struggling believer because the facts that he present,

presents are 100 % not from the Bible. It's fascinating stuff and I can't wait to talk to him. And then the Friday live stream. Here's hoping. Here's hoping. It's not the cardboard, Mullenorks. Let's see. Where's my videos? Oh, you know what? Toby McAvoy. I don't know if he's with us in the chat today, but

He made me aware that Las Vegas, they're trying to get an NBA team and this is a game everybody can play. It's not sports related, so everyone relax. Is that word again? What should Las Vegas is NBA team name be?

speaker-1 (01:35:36.012)

I'd love to see your suggestions. I have no idea, but I'm sure there's some good options out there. What should the NBA team if Las Vegas gets one, what should the team nickname be? Let's see here. Let me run through these videos. I love this video right here. Books everywhere. Nobody is looting. Look at all these books.

speaker-2 (01:35:58.487)

No

speaker-1 (01:36:20.974)

wonder what book that is. Those look like textbooks.

speaker-1 (01:36:25.97)

Yeah. thank you. Hey, did I play for y'all? This is really cool. Did I play the Snoopy? The guy, the artist who, let me make sure this is muted because it's got the Snoopy theme. All right. This guy, he wrote Snoopy nearly 4,000 times to create this artwork. And look behind there. Look at me. He's got Muhammad Ali. He's got Frank Sinatra. Is that Biggie? Who is that? I don't know.

Look at this. All right, turn it around already, bro. Taking so long. Look, I love that kind of stuff. Look at that. Look at that.

Woodstock.

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown. That's, I wish I had talent. That is pretty darn cool. All right, so zoom back out for us here. Zoom back out. Yeah. Come on y'all. That is so cool. Man, I wish I could do something like that and then I would retire. I mean, those right there, that's a million times better than any artwork.

that Hunter Biden shared with us. Of course, you need artwork when you're laundering money. Makes it easier. Let's see what. I like this. like this. OK, yeah. Nebraska basketball game. That's what makes me think of this. That sucked. Hey, I not making excuses, but I got a very interesting message. From perfect fit.

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AR that's his handle. You should follow him. Perfect fit AR and he is a he refs football, basketball games. And whenever during football season, especially we have back and forth on rules questions and stuff like that. But real quick, if you watch the Nebraska game last night, man, they were up by 10 at one point, they ended up losing by six, but with one minute left, they were down three and Iowa was inbounding the ball.

and they heaved it down the court for an easy shot. And it turned out Nebraska only had four players on the court instead of the five you're supposed to have. And he sent me a message and he said, that's on the officials. The officials are supposed to count all of the players and then inform the benches if they have too many or too few. He said they should be fined. mean, obviously Nebraska made the mistake. If you didn't see the game, they big blunder only had four guys and then they lost the game. Basically it was over after that. But

He said they should be fined. I mean, this kind of level, if you're in the NCAA tournament and you're missing how many players are. But anyway, this is the students in the Nebraska season, a dream season. This team never has success. They've never won a postseason game and yet they won two. And if they had lost last night to the Sisters of Mercy, School of the Blind, whatever, it would have been so much easier to take than to their one main rival.

the Iowa Hawkeyes. That's what stung, not the loss that it was to Iowa. All right, but this is cool. This is cool. I want you to see this.

You got Moses down here. Is that? Here we go. We got a purple red. Look at that. How cool is that?

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Catholic high school.

That's pretty awesome. That's pretty awesome. And it's so awesome.

want you to see this. The coach is going over a play down here, okay? You get the entire team is watching this. The assistant coaches to come in and go, guys, stop watching the crowd. Hey, hey, hey, pay attention over here. Pay attention.

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What else I got for you here? Gosh. Well, we got to do a lot more than I realized. hold on. I got to do two more. Hang on. I got to do at least. Yep.

Okay. At least three more videos. nope. And some picture here. Hang on. Okay. Here we go. All right. I got it. We've already done you. Sorry. Okay. here. Yeah, clearly. Let's see here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was a, saw that Hawkeye tweet. Yeah.

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you

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All right, Vegas, all you can eat buffet. yeah. Where do we got the Vegas house? That's interesting.

the Las Vegas UAPs. The metal arcs. Is that like the Nevada State Bird there? Or Nevada? look at the chips, the drag queens, the Vegas mobsters. I mean, that's the history of Vegas, right? Card sharks. We're getting there. All right. Nice job, you won, Let's see. just checking to see if there's any Las Vegas nicknames I missed. OK, there we go. Yeah, I know.

I know, it very close. I would just swept the floor with us. The last three minutes, we couldn't hit a shot to save our lives. Okay. Y'all listen, you know I love history and you know I'm always looking for ideas, especially for the Wednesday wild card show. I don't know how to do this. Somebody wants to message me and tell me how to do this. don't want to be a copycat, but I love this idea. Love what this gal is doing. Okay. It's Chloe versus history. I've only seen a few of her videos.

but whatever it takes to get kids into history. And this is just the, this is the first one that popped up on my feed. So I said, you know what, let me just play this one for the audience. This is so cool. Y'all teach me how to do this.

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I'm in Pompeii, 79 AD, and that, that is Mount Vesuvius. Today is the day. Like, boom! He's not listening, nobody is. So this place is actually a really incredible place to live. Like they have running water, hot food on every corner, public baths, theaters, 20,000 people living here, and it is genuinely one of the most advanced cities in the world right now. And in a matter of one day...

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Boom! Boom!

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this whole place has turned to ash. Okay, so the Romans are absolutely living like this bathhouse has a cold room, a warm room, a hot room. is essentially a spa.

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okay.

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Okay, just don't.

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That is hot. That is really hot.

Okay, I'm in. I'm fine. is fine. So this is where you can get ancient fast food. They have wine, stews, olives. You just rock up and eat. This is called mulsum. It's like warm wine mixed with honey, which sounds weird, but...

Now I understand why everyone in ancient Rome is drinking this at nine in the morning. Here's the thing that absolutely gets me. These people had no idea that thing was a volcano. Like none. They thought it was just a giant hill. That mountain hadn't erupted in over a thousand years. So to everyone standing here right now, it was just scenery. But they're about to find out they're very wrong. my. So what you're seeing right now is called a planian eruption. It is shooting ash and rock 20 miles into the sky. The ash is the thing. It's going to bury everything.

That's why archaeologists find it so perfectly preserved. I'm so sorry, Pompeii. I'm in Pompeii.

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cool is that, huh? I like her thing here. I've realized I can't save the world, guys. Where should I go next? But I mean, come on, look at this. They didn't, actually, they didn't speak Italian back then. They spoke Latin. All right, thank you for that clarification. I love that. That's really cool. That's cool. I want to do something like that, like the founders. I gotta do something with the founders here.

at least on Wednesdays.

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Did Keith, hold on, did Keith hate message the Steve Day show after that ION?

No, thought no, Dace is a Michigan fan. Who's the Iowa fan of

I didn't hate message anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, come on. I should hate message Jill.

Let's see here. let's see what else we got here. Because I want to play. This is so true. honestly, I'm taking, I always take any ideas that you have that can improve the At The Mic Show experience, atmshow.com. And you know, one thing that I want to make sure that you are aware of.

is what you can find over there. And it always sounds like I'm wrapping up the show today. I promise I'm not saying you go to ATM show.com you land on the whoops, there we go. See that don't forget it's a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. But there's a throwback column and then you know, Wes hero Wes put the this is the old school version of at the mic show. Six years ago, I started it. And I would just talk to people about their life story. And so next week, next Tuesday,

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will be my conversation with Miss Hillary Kennedy, I believe is the second one if memory serves. And then the third episode, so that would mean April 7th would be Jeff Fisher. After that, I forget. I know that there are two individuals that had so much life to share with us that there was a two parter with Brad Staggs, ever heard of him? That'll be coming up at some point. And then Stu Breguier.

It was a two-parter as well. Those were the only two two-parters. Eventually we'll get to Glenn Beck. We'll get to Nana, my hundred year old Nana, who was the spry young, what, 94, 95 at that time. So that started in 2020, if you aren't familiar. And I did that for a few years. And those will be posted every Tuesday. So you see how it's all, it's color coded. Tuesday, look at yellow. Look at that. Orange for Wednesday.

blue for Thursday. then as you can see, today's theme color is green. ATMshow.com for all of your at the Mike show needs. OK, I wanted to get this. So what I started to say is I'm always taking suggestions. Wednesday, you're on the ground floor. This is such an awesome, loyal audience. And you guys, you could steer the direction.

of a lot. could suggest some good guests and topics for Thursday deep dives. And you can definitely just imagine Wednesday is like a blank canvas. It's whatever you want it to be. So always taking suggestions and constructive criticism as well.

Let's see, oh, this video, this video, this video right here. Okay, I like this, because this hurts. The title should have been something like, your 1990 self revisiting your 1990s. So this is you in the 1990s talking to you today about your current habits online. I got it, all right, let's go.

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you

So you're telling me in the future people just stare at a little box all day inside and outside? And in future you just pay every month to borrow it?

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In the future you don't even own them.

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Like, if you stop paying, the disappears? no!

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Wait, so before people eat they take a picture of the food and show strangers? And the strangers like and comment on it? So in the future everyone has their own phone and they use it to type messages instead of call? And if someone calls you without typing it first it's considered rude? So you're telling me in the future people just post their diary for everyone to see? Some people get paid for it.

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Yeah.

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for their diary? And in the future a little box just tells you where to go? Right! Turn by turn? And people still get lost? If you want food from a restaurant, you just tap the box and a stranger brings it to your door and you pay extra for that and then you rate the stranger? Our moms always say don't talk to strangers but in the future everyone just talks to strangers all day on the little box and shows them their house and their kids?

So in the future, nobody ever just sits with the quiet like ever? That sounds really exhausting. In the future?

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You're right.

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Everyone's connected to everything and people are still lonely. Okay, but do we at least still stay outside until the streetlights come on?

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Yeah.

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Boy, they called it progress. Man, that's good stuff right there. That's good stuff. Well, I mean, it's sad, but it's still good. you know that one kid was laying in the grass saying, you know, they don't just hang out and just enjoy the quiet. If you're familiar with my feed over on X at Keith Malinak, I post pictures of the dogs.

Tanner won't sit still for two seconds. I mean, he will, if he sees you putting that phone at him, boy, he gets so grouchy and then he gets up and he, he does not like it. He doesn't like it. Matilda, course, is a hand. mean, she'll pose for anything. Like she loves the camera. And Winnie is just a rambunctious little hellion who...

A lot of you have asked, has she assimilated and everything? Tanner tolerates her. He is such a good big brother. He tolerates her because she's always jumping around in front of him and stuff. But Matilda, I mean, in Matilda's defense, she tries to get to know Winnie, but Winnie's so hyper and jumpy and wants to play and rough house and all this stuff. Matilda is just like, could you please stop? So what I started to say is the one, the best trait,

of Winnie is that when you let her outside, she'll do her business and then she chills out. She will lay in the grass and just let the breeze. Now it's not 112 yet here in Dallas. That's coming. Okay. But, but, but for now, like she'll just let the wind blow over and stuff, which is fine, but you can't leave a little puppy out with, with, with things circling with wings and talons and whatnot. So that's like, I'm.

I gotta get back inside and and and see what's on my little box here, you know. No, so it's just it's really adorable how she will just lay down and just soak it all in and it's like, wow, I envy that. I really do. So but there's another video from the 90s that I want to play. I've had this tab open forever. Just waiting for the right moment. And honestly, there is no good moment. It's just boy, the 90s were fun, weren't they? And

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Man, can I just say I'm now going through episode by episode of Seinfeld and I'm so busy that I get maybe one episode every five or six days maybe. So it's a slow go, but I'm getting there and.

is as maddening as it was to live through the 90s politically.

It was such a simpler time. my gosh, such a simpler time, such an as crazy as our society seemed in the nineties. We were so much more innocent in the nineties than now. And to live through that and see the date that the episode aired and to be thinking what was happening, it's just.

And the stuff that they got away with on that show that you couldn't even dream of getting away with today. anyway, here's a fun advertisement from the 90s for you here.

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Hello? It's your girl Stacey!

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Hey Todd, I'm my new swatch phone. Okay, a new swatch phone. Okay. All right. I've got some news. I'm pregnant. Oh, hold on. Baby, are you there?

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What you say, baby? What she...

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Yeah, I can hear you just fine. I'm on my new swatch boat. I've got news too. I've got AIDS!

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What the

Wait, hold on, what's happening here? thought- Babe, you there? I thought, anything- Yeah, I can hear you just fine! The sound quality's great!

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This watch gives you more than the time of day.

That actually seems innocent today by today's standards. So what would the conversation be today?

Hey, I'm now a chick! I don't know.

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Now that's a good.

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yeah, got one more thing to show you guys before we part ways for the weekend. I really hope you have a happy weekend. I used to be a man. I used to be, no, I guess you'd still, I used to be a man, but now call me woman. Yeah. I've got monkeypox. a switch phone. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Nice job, Wisconsin Jackal. All right. What else we got here? Okay. Just, just, sorry. Let me, let me, let me.

Bear with me here for just a second here as I play catch up here.

it'd be nice to not be, have to pay attention to politics. Yeah. Yeah. Late eighties were the favorite of yours, Timothy. Yeah. Give me the soup Nazi. Yep. Yep.

my gosh, laptop, hang on. Primary screen phone is basically hiding on an alarm clock. Yeah, you know, my dad got one of the first laptops and it was so heavy. my gosh, that thing was brutal. What was the point? And then I think, I think you could hook it up to a printer, but then you'd have to carry the printer around. gosh. I, I kind of, what, what did we talk about? Was it yesterday?

Was it yesterday when I said I wish I lived in the 1890s? I mean, it's mostly because I wish Grover Cleveland were my president, but I just love the fact that there was.

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caveat. I love the fact there was no electricity and no running water. It was a simpler time, but I could not handle the 1890s based on my knowledge of the 2020s and the technology and the creature comforts we have today. That's the caveat there. I think at the time it was fascinating and we were starting our foray into, well, the 1920s was really when

when technology really took off and we started to.

Become lazy. my goodness. There's no perfect decade for America. There's no, because if you say, boy, let's go to the 1950s again. Well, all right. Well, that's not a perfect decade for blacks. Let's go to the 1870s. That's not a perfect decade for Native Americans. Let's go to the 2020s. Well, that's not a perfect decade for whites. No.

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It's the Patron talking, sorry. Let me see here. What do we got here? 1907. Yeah, what is the, I wonder what would be the Commodore 64, nice. What would be the perfect year for you? And I guess you'd have to pick in your lifetime. I don't know how, I don't set the rules, whatever. Anyway, let me, that might be a fascinating, that might be a Wednesday topic. What was America's peak year? And you can pick the future, that's fine.

Although you'd be wrong. No, what is the what was America's peak year? That'd be a good one. I want to show you this because Julia Tard sent me she took my new which was an old my current my current Twitter profile pic. That's that's angry, Keith and Keith's angry. Keith's not. I mean, in you aren't familiar, because you might be watching this later on on YouTube or Rumble.

because Wes is awesome and he puts it up. How do I get to my profile? There we go. There's my, it's gonna go to the, it's gonna go to the live stream. anyway, there it is. All so there's angry Keith, right? So she took that picture and ran it through, because recently I showed you guys how I took a picture of Winnie and my new phone, which by the way, I'm going, I'm taking this thing back.

I'm taking the Samsung Ultra S26 Ultra, whatever it is. This thing is so buggy. Yeah. And I've had ultras for a decade now and this thing is so buggy. there is a 50, 50 chance I'm going to the iPhone. which is many of you are gasping. I'm sorry. Let's say three of you are gasping at that because I think I've sworn up and down that I would never do that. But now my entire I'm the last holdout. We were all an Android family. Now I'm the last one.

The last holdout.

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Anyway, let me show you this, what Julie sent me. She ran my profile pic through the old AI gizmo wizard thingy. And where is it?

There it is. All right, so should I change it to one of these? Look at that. Hey, that's kind of cool. That one right there. I like that one, that little notebook drawing thing. OK, that one's no thank you. That one's not me. That one's weird. That's kind of fun. no, looks like somebody I know. OK, that's too clean cut. What do we got there? OK, that's a bathrobe or a karate time. That's got more hair than I'll ever have. Let's see. No, thank you. That's kind of cool, though.

That's interesting. All right, that one's maybe that one. there's more. OK, yeah, that's that's fun. That's I don't know a beard. See, I'm not good at keeping the beard that nice and camped. That's kind of fun. I like that one, but that looks more like what's his name. I look like Leonardo DiCaprio with a beard. I'm not saying I look like never mind. that's interesting. But I think if I had to pick one, I'm going with that one. looks like.

Kind of fun notebook art.

I should let you get to your weekend. appreciate you guys always hanging out with me. I'm sorry that the audio always sucks. The lighting's a little better in here.

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Little bit, we're working on that too. Anyway, any ideas for Wednesdays? Happy to entertain them. Maybe I'll have that Senator join me because I have two really big topics to discuss with this particular Senator. So hopefully he comes through. And thank you as Born Genius is so good at, you're like a teammate, Born Genius, because you're always putting the books I talk about down there. And look at that, you got the handles. I'm trying to start to, if nothing else, retweet.

on the At the Mic Show account, some links to shows here. So follow At the Mic Show, but follow At Second Floor Dallas, that's Wes. Follow Gabby. I just gave you credit. And then it's like, where's At Jeffy Apologist? Where's that handle? At Jeffy Apologist, that's Gabby's handle. At Real Brad Staggs, that's his handle. And then of course, the ladies who apparently never hang out with us on Fridays anymore.

Their handles are at our Mr. Reagan. See that here and at Kelly for freedom the number four. Because that's that's hip when you do the number instead of the word and stuff. Yeah, you know what I need to do on one of these Wednesdays? I need to like ask me anything type thing. And is that accurate though? Is it really ask me? You know what it is? It's ask me anything, but you may not get the answer to everything. How about that?

We might do that on a Wednesday. No, not Thomas Massey. It's a senator. It's a senator I've reached out to, not a congressman, but close. I would love to talk to Thomas Massey. I've invited Thomas Massey before. I think actually during the old school days with the life story thing, but didn't work out. So there you go. Let's see. There you go. Thank you. All right.

I appreciate you guys so much. I mean that sincerely. I'm grateful for you. And just know that the times are tough and they're dark. And I'm sorry if I bring any of that darkness to you, whether my day job at Pat Unleashed or with any of the things we do here, but sometimes the truth leads to darkness.

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And I like to find answers to things. So that's my response to that. But there are people out there that need your prayers more than me. And I hope that you will see a tweet from earlier today that I posted with four fun pictures attached to it. So just scroll down on my X feed and say a little prayer for that person. Because there are forces of evil that are in positions of power.

that are controlling entities that require trust and demand your trust. And I don't like it. I don't like it at all. And I want you to pray for my friend, And this is something that I have a feeling we're gonna be revisiting at some point. So I'm not trying to be coy. I'm not trying to pull one over on you. I'm just telling you your prayers are appreciated and they are needed.

And we'll leave it at that for now. Hope you have a happy weekend. I hope that wherever you are, the weather is perfect and you can enjoy your weekend wherever you are across the fruited plane or wherever you are, maybe worldwide. Maybe you're in Norway. Maybe you tuned in and you're like, where are the hell are the norks that I was promised? Anyway, y'all be good. We'll see you next week. I'll see you Monday morning at 7 a.m. Eastern on the Blaze with the Pat Gray Unleashed show. And then we'll be back here Wednesday live at 3 p.m. Eastern.

for the Wednesday wild card and we'll get everything going again. All right, until then, y'all be safe. Y'all be well. ATMshow.com. See ya.