Did AI Just Bring the Dead Back to Life? | 11/14/25

Speaker 2 (00:00.254)
With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that's from your news is going Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the media man begs to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim When worlds on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it, and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid, all right

Only shooting stars break the mold

Speaker 1 (01:38.222)
Go

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play! Hey now, you're rock star, get the show on, get paid! And all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars! Somebody once asked could I spare some change? Well guess I need to get myself away from this place!

I said, yeah, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change. Well, the years start coming, and they don't stop coming. Back to the rules that I'll hit the ground running. Did it make sense not to live for fun? Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow. Hey now, you're an all-star.

Get your game on, go play, pay now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. all that glitters is coo-oo-oo. Only shooting stars break the mold. And all that glitters is coo-oo-oo. Only shooting stars break the mold.

Speaker 2 (03:09.388)
you

Speaker 4 (03:22.84)
Zippy

If you come around here, I'll make a mo' day I'll get one down in a second if you wait

If you catch me at the border I'll go get you in my name If you come around here I'll make a more day I'll get one down and a second if you wait Sometimes I think sitting on trains Every step I get I'm clocking night game Everyone's a winner we're making our fame Burn a fire, hustle, I'm making my name Sometimes I think sitting on trains Every step I get I'm clocking night game Everyone's a winner we're making our fame Burn a fire, hustle, I'm making my

my name

I'm gonna take your money, all I wanna do is... I'm gonna take your money, all I wanna do is... I'm gonna take your money, all I wanna do is... I'm take your money, all I

Speaker 4 (05:11.105)
I guess

All I wanna do is you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

Speaker 4 (05:35.764)
M.I.A. Third World Democracy Yeah I got more records in the KGB So no funny business

you

you

Speaker 2 (06:53.398)
sent you up for a fall you think you're so smart that you're fooling us all but it seems you must have done something wrong you say get back if you have to crawl it's a bad chance you could make it at all and it seems you must have done something wrong

And I remember what you said It was all over my head But now it's coming back to me

You don't have the system, no You're traveling down a one way street like the rest of us You might have done something wrong

I see.

Speaker 2 (07:56.078)
And I remember what you said It was all over my head But now it's coming back to me

Speaker 2 (08:27.606)
She said it was all over my head. But now it's coming back to me. It was all over my head. But now it's coming back to me. You must have done something wrong. It was all over my head.

You must have done something wrong It was all over my head

Speaker 1 (09:39.544)
Sorry, I have to let the song fade all the way or it makes Brad angry. So that's just have to do that. Hi, happy Friday. Welcome to the Friday live stream. Can I just say before we go any further, the winner of the

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I know the rest of you have already been tasting winter. So send me a DM if you're interested in purchasing one of these beautiful winter caps. It will work something out, a cheaper rate of course for subscribers. Okay, so much to get to today. My goodness, I'm so grateful that you're here hanging out with us on a Friday afternoon. I hope you're having a great day. me get, man, I always forget the damn banner and it just rolls across there and...

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Speaker 2 (11:48.939)
That was not nice.

Yes.

Yes, that was awesome. I just walked into that. I wasn't planning on that. It just worked out.

Well no, professional would have planned it.

I planned it and I walked into it perfectly. Hey, if you want to give money to Brad, you have this QR code right there.

Speaker 2 (12:05.858)
you do it. Yeah, you can do that and if you want to like I was just going to say I've got

What? Two. What do you got?

I've got two of these left. so if you want to buy one of these, just 20 bucks.

Okay, so can I buy that?

Same as downtown. can buy, got two.

Speaker 1 (12:35.096)
Wait, you're have to be specific, bro. I just looked down when I said that and Kelly was like, not...

I'll

Speaker 4 (12:46.582)
Between that and what Wes did to us on-

If anybody wants to, have two of them slide into my DMs and I'll tell you how you can get them. Excuse me, I have to go down here.

So you're saying that. 20 bucks. Unless they send pictures and then might be free. might be free. Okay. I don't know what's happening below the desk there at Real Brad Stacks. Follow him on X. He is at the DailyMojo.com every Monday through Friday at I don't even know when 8 a.m. Eastern. He's also what's happening. You're back. I'm back.

You're down there

Speaker 1 (13:30.254)
And then follow Kelly at Kelly for freedom. And if you want to buy a house in the Austin, Texas area, now be sure to. I have no. my word. Hey, there's Rebecca. Mr. Reagan. That's how we pronounce it on this show, even though it's not how you really pronounce it. She's all the way over in Norway. She has a sweet little baby who's I hope napping. Yes.

But you can slide into my DM.

Speaker 4 (13:47.278)
Yay!

Speaker 2 (13:58.219)
Meister.

Megador.

So how are you doing? Are you getting enough sleep? Was the baby let you sleep? No, not at all. She's been cluster eating for a couple of days.

I remember that. Oh, yeah

Let me put down time. I have to do everything with one hand. It's time out, time out, time out, Brad. We're going to we're going to let Rebecca explain. We're going to give her 60 seconds to explain what's going on without Brad nor myself interrupting to take things out of context. All right. So how are things going with the newborn there, Rebecca? She's cluster feeding feeding. After eating bread, what?

Speaker 2 (14:19.534)
You're describing my life.

Speaker 1 (14:42.648)
We're letting her talk uninterrupted. is when she's trying to get the milk production up and she wants to feed all the time. Yeah, our or every half hour or every once in a half hour. It is.

So we have.

Speaker 1 (15:01.4)
She's attached, she doesn't want to be put down, then she starts crying. Like even just going to the toilet is hard.

Yeah. Has anybody told you about sleep regression yet? I'll tell you all the bad.

Yeah, I actually did I saw I'm up all night so I'm looking at all of the and tricks So I read about it because I downloaded the app now

You've heard of it. It happens at like four or five months or something like that. Like they finally start sleeping and then they're like, psych.

I'm not there yet.

Speaker 2 (15:37.848)
So you ever want to have sex again?

Speaker 1 (15:43.95)
The way my vagina tore open to give birth to this human. The amount of stitches.

Five minutes in. This is going to be a great day.

Okay, so thank you Rebecca for joining us and sharing your world.

I've seen it happen twice.

I don't want to pursue that. I don't want to pursue whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:09.55)
I have to, Keith, stop it. It all the romance right out of it too, doesn't it? It's just like, see that and you're like...

What what do you mean is a beautiful thing is it not? you don't love life

It ain't no, it's that I did.

Speaker 4 (16:23.577)
But at that point it's like.

we have to have a discussion with Wes today's thumbnail okay let me let me let me just let me just take this in order what

Yeah, Rebecca, have you seen this yet?

Speaker 4 (16:34.914)
Start with you.

You look like a fat Toby McGuire.

Yeah! Look at that!

shit!

Speaker 2 (16:51.404)
You don't know how close he is to doing it.

the

I'm the worst.

Wes and I are beefing.

Speaker 2 (17:06.15)
You know, okay, there's what I'm here. She's that actress that was on. It was just that mini series about the why. Let's see the what the hell was it and she was on billions. played the wife in billions. god, what was her name? It's she's got like a Nordic name too.

I don't watch anything.

Speaker 1 (17:23.8)
Here's Rebecca. There she is. And that's me. What is her name? blonde and second of all. Matilda's happy. That's how it's.

my inside.

Speaker 2 (17:32.802)
great. Malin Ackerman. You look like a Malin Malin Ackerman. Malin. yes.

like Sasquatch.

We're getting to you. We're getting to you there, Cassie. Now, right here, believe, is a deceased cat.

Is that you? Yes. That's not Kelly, it?

Speaker 4 (17:51.886)
wish that

Tremendence of a cat. Because... Okay, now we're gonna go down here. Oh no! Oh my You know what, Kelly? I was just talking about here. If pregnant with your baby and they were talking about favorite sides and what happens if you don't make sure that your baby doesn't get a favorite side, how the eyes move and how you get your forehead slightly off like the middle. no! That's what happens! Hold on, time out. Time

Who got dropped on their head? Yes, you did.

were you

Why is it flat on one side?

Speaker 2 (18:31.244)
I love the, is that Tiac? That's a Tiac. I don't know what the hell happened to me.

Are you appropriating other?

I am, I don't even know. You know what I look like? I look like one of the characters in Frozen the Ride at Disney World where they project the face on.

Explain yourself

Speaker 1 (18:54.574)
huh, okay so before we got started today, Kelly and I were going through that there thumbnail that you see on X and I think we agreed that all of us collectively look like this fellow right here.

I love Porky!

Yeah

That is better than all-

What up bro? goes on. So we went down a rabbit hole his name is Chris Berg I didn't know that. He's 60 years old now.

Speaker 2 (19:22.936)
Chris Burke is 60.

60 years old now! What?

You realize we have to play. yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I said it. Yeah, I did. I said it to you. I said. Yeah, he got a plan. Where did it go? I don't know. Somebody somebody sucked it off the internet.

I don't know. We're not playing shit.

yeah, you

Speaker 2 (20:09.166)
about the trailer. You're like, everyone's a little trailer.

What's it about? I guess I gots to watch it to find out. I love it. I love it. And in fact, there's a quote in episode three, quote, who knew hell is in Norway? Rebecca, is that accurate? I knew that.

really good isn't it?

Speaker 4 (20:29.41)
That's me.

Yes. See? Because there really is a hell Norway.

There is the hell in Norway and also there is a devil's what is it called the devil's No, no devil's ass that is in the uk

Devil's britches.

Speaker 4 (20:44.846)
Sounds about right.

like that is happening to them over there right

Nothing.

fine. What's wrong with what's wrong with the UK? There's nothing wrong with the UK.

Okay, I hadn't planned on getting to this yet, but I have a dog who is stalking the hell out of me off to my left. He's a stage right or whatever the hell and and he knows that I brought a I brought a visual aid up here. Yes, stay. No, don't you dare. There's a cord between you and me and you're gonna take the whole thing off. They good boy. Stay. Hang on. I'm giving him a Dorito. Don't judge me. He's an old man. Okay, listen. There it is. I'm calling

Speaker 4 (21:25.147)
Junior right now.

The greatest sound in the world is a dog crunching a chip.

Kids call that the crunchies.

Wait, no, hang on. Hang on, Keith.

the reason I brought this and and I'll get to your point there, Brad is because starting December 1st, speaking of RFK, no more bright orange Doritos because we're getting rid of the artificial dyes.

Speaker 1 (21:52.695)
What?

You know, just, Rebecca brought up a good point. What about the bright orange phone?

I see what that was. Sorry. My new phone. I got it today. just

take the artificial dies.

Was that a 17?

Speaker 1 (22:04.78)
Yes, pro, yeah.

Of course it's a pro. I would expect no less from you. I was going to say how uh you when do when do have that paid off about 2029? I swear.

third year or so.

Speaker 1 (22:15.81)
Where these contracts.

taking your notes.

Remember when phones were free?

Yeah, I missed the little Nokia flip phone, man.

They were free. They would give you the phone because it was a gumball machine. They're like, man, we know you're just going to suck the hell out of this thing. So here, just take it. And they'd give it to you. Now that you're now that you're I loved razors.

Speaker 4 (22:38.818)
Dude, I had the bright pink one. It was like a status symbol back in the day.

And they've got them. I mean, you can buy them again. They're out again and they have foldable screens.

Max, did you want to play this? Yeah, you do.

I don't want to get flagged by YouTube and have to do- you're giving Wes a bunch of crap to deal with later. I don't want to-

Wait a minute is on YouTube now he can clip this out. It's so worth

Speaker 1 (23:07.747)
I love it. Wes, you don't have anything going on. We're gonna let you do something else.

Everybody looked hard.

I'm telling you, pricey has to pay.

This is the pen.

I suppose. For that. Sorry okay let's move on- oh my god. Just save the save that tab open I have got so much crap that we're never gonna get to. I don't want to play a song of.

Speaker 2 (23:27.082)
Yeah, but it's not even the real.

Speaker 2 (23:38.306)
We could have played it by now. It would have been over with. It would have been in the history books. It would have been, and people would have been, people would have thrown money at you by now.

I know Norway, why don't you set this one out here for just a second. But the three of us in Texas, did you get to see the Northern Lights earlier this week? It looks like what's going on behind Brad there.

Only on my phone. You couldn't see it in Austin with the naked eye, but if you took a picture with the...

should have done that. I didn't even think of that. Yeah.

Put it to like 10 seconds exposure and then you'll get it.

Speaker 1 (24:09.612)
Because here in Norway we just get the Northern Lights in the sky. don't need the phone to see the exposure. Wow, I got it. I got it. I'm not even remotely jealous. know, right? So, I don't know. You need to crawl around on the floor again while we...

happening down there.

That's so weird. It's like there's like little flowers blooming in the

to do that on purpose. No, I didn't. You were looking at that when you were under your desk.

No, that is that's freakish. Yeah, it's like little flowers are.

Speaker 4 (24:36.715)
little flowers. Holy shit, they when you talk. They're like voice

They're not back there.

Speaker 2 (24:44.238)
something so high right now. Wait a minute. Are you guys seeing it? Are you guys not high?

yes, I'm always. I'm good. So what the hell's going on with three? I atlas. Do we know like it's broken up? It's not broken up. It's got tail. It doesn't. It's still.

It's something a minute ago that it is sped up. was going like 100. Yeah, it's like, like at first when they clocked it, was like 135,000 miles an hour. And now it's like 167,000 miles an hour or something. It's sped up.

Mostly, like it's like releasing little craft off of it is what they're saying.

I love it Kelly's like and then there's these little alien ships and whatnot obviously coming off of it So we're gonna find out what December 6 is that right?

Speaker 4 (25:35.472)
I this next, I thought it was closer to Christmas, but you might be right.

It's the end of November that we get close. I mean, we can see it now, we just get closer because we're flying toward it now.

Okay.

The closest we get, think, and somebody correct me in the chat. I'm sorry. I you're wrong. OK, I'm probably wrong.

I'm not in the chat though. I just figured I'd correct you.

Speaker 1 (25:59.854)
That's fine. I'm so I'm just. It's on a Saturday. I was thinking about that earlier.

How can there no women on the bottom?

Speaker 2 (26:06.542)
What are they on the bottom?

hi girl.

Hold on, I was good with that.

Brad?

Hold on, you put them up top.

Speaker 1 (26:24.962)
This is not working. I don't even know. Now we're in trouble. something. I don't know how to fix this!

Oh, I don't want to see it. Oh, don't want to see. holy crap. You're right.

I have no idea. Okay, let's...

I used to think you could look into the TV.

Didn't we all though? You know we all thought

Speaker 2 (26:45.598)
I would go over and I remember going

looking aside. Be like, can see what's going on over there. Yes, absolutely. Every one of us did that. OK, so have you heard the controversy with the engagement ring story? You guys familiar with this at all? Anybody? am. Yes. OK, so the guy, here's the text message. He proposed in front of her family, is my understanding. And she said she had to think about it. And here's how it went down. He texted her later and said, I just got to ask.

in that.

Speaker 1 (27:17.59)
money I don't know what happened tonight I've been planning this proposal for over a year you really told me no in front of everyone that shit crushed me so I guess she said no it's not even she responds it's not even about embarrassing you it's about you not listening I've told you the kind of ring I wanted more than once and you showed up with something from Walmart wow yeah

You don't have to keep you don't have to go past there. I'm done.

Thank you. I'm definitely not coloring this conversation, am I? So he responds with, so this is about the ring. I still spent $900 regardless of where I got the ring. I put so much effort into this for you, for us. By the way, learn some grammar and spell out your words, Tyler, if you knew what I wanted and still chose to do what was the easiest tells me you don't really hear me. I want to feel chosen, not just proposed to. whoops.

That cannot be.

Wow, so everything I did just didn't matter to you, huh? It mattered, but not enough for me to say yes to a forever I'm not sure you're ready for. And when I accidentally just then accidentally zoomed out, I never saw this down here. Uh-oh, hang on. no, it's fake, y'all! I had no idea! I was gonna make you choose sides! She didn't get what she specifically asked for, but now it's fake.

Speaker 4 (28:32.204)
first of all, the chats are on the wrong side. Because she screenshotted it. If you look at it.

What? Why'd you close it already? How do you know those just because the community note says it's fake. doesn't mean it's fake.

I got pissed that it was fake and I thought-

Speaker 1 (28:49.068)
Community note has been I am sure there are going to be people who who go through this exact scenario

I was married to one of those. was,

from running.

think his biggest crime was why didn't he take the price tag off?

Yeah, don't be a dumbass.

Speaker 4 (29:07.126)
all the stuff off, just leave it in the box. That's all we need to see.

she had to do though, even if she got the ring, she could go and just do a Google lens check on it and she could find out. He probably bought from the Walmart special.

Really.

Does it really matter where it's bought? No! It's from a gumball machine. know, if you know, like, if you... So, this is my logic. And this is probably also why I'm not married.

You never answered the question about the sex thing.

Speaker 1 (29:34.542)
It is if you know me, if you're my partner and you've put effort into getting to know me, you know exactly what kind of ring I would like.

That's fair.

What kind of ring do you like?

I'm not going to answer that. Why? Because I think it's important for people that you have a relationship with that being romantic or platonic or family relationships. If they really know you, they know what to get you in terms of presence or whatever. What will make you happy? You know what I mean? Like they would know your style. They would know your home. They would know what you like and your dislikes. And it's not maybe.

Maybe

Speaker 2 (30:19.732)
answer should be it doesn't matter it's just a ring.

No, I agree with you, but if you know that I would like oval shapes rather than squares, you would make an effort to get me a ring that's oval. That's what I'm saying.

you know I like things above 24 carats.

Is there a price range you would be happy with? About that I don't think is about the price tag or about the shape it's about this it's about is that is this a set of jewelry that I would wear? Personally is that I hate rings that get stuck in stuff, so I like them So I have this ring Let's see okay

for me.

Speaker 2 (30:55.576)
boobs.

Speaker 4 (31:08.366)
That's Tiffany's, isn't it? Yes, girl.

That is nice.

The Tiffany's birthday present to me the person that got me this knew exactly what I liked. And I had never seen this ring before I got it and it made me very happy.

So,

That's what nice and that's what you're right. That's what it should be. Yeah, that's what it should be. It shouldn't have anything about Christ.

Speaker 1 (31:33.004)
It shouldn't be about the price tag. should be about the person actually really knowing what you like and what you dislike.

It could be one those cool nails bent into a ring.

Remember the spoons back in the day when they would do this?

The spoon, yes. And it was a Coke spoon.

Bye.

Speaker 1 (31:50.537)
Ha ha ha, yeah, double it up.

Like in middle school, but you know.

the- the new butter we got out there we've seen this there's a company in Illinois making butter. In a way you've never seen before no animals no plants no oils this butter is made it's not carbon. Yeah carbon carbon that's right. Number one- the sustainability there's that word the sustainability focused approach has the blessing and backing of. Bill Gates red flag number two.

What's your point?

Speaker 4 (32:23.104)
Never.

They say it looks, smells and tastes like the butter we all know, it's fertilizers or emissions. I don't care what kind of emissions making of my butter and my food take up, but get ready for it. It's coming. It's no, it's not coming. Never going to come. nothing that isn't like anything that claims to be like butter is not butter. Like, look, right there. And second of all, Bill Gates already went out and said that

not.

It's not butter.

Speaker 2 (32:39.608)
better.

Speaker 2 (32:45.954)
I can't stop better.

Let's just.

Speaker 1 (32:53.038)
the climate scam is over. He's not pouring money into it. His company, Beyond Meat, has, I don't know, billions in debt. There's no way they can get out of that. He actually went on the podium for, has it been yet? Associated Press went through a 17-page speech he wrote for GOP 2026, the climate meeting. Oh yeah!

He doesn't want to, the climate crisis isn't as bad anymore. What's really, really important now is to stop, what was the wording? Poverty and... No, he's changing his memo, he's changing his strategy because philanthropy is really just a strategy to get your money, right? So that's what it's about. And he already abandoned the climate scam. So this company was invested in when?

Food deserts.

Speaker 1 (33:50.358)
It's a year ago, right? No, the butter. Savor, savor.

Beyond Meat?

Speaker 2 (33:58.446)
Like save hour.

Beyond edible.

I hope we all just like collectively accepted that these tech guys are supposed to be the pillars of our health and know what's best for us. Like he's a tech guy. He's a tech guy.

back to scenes in poverty let me find the wording because it should terrify the crap out of you when he

And.

Speaker 4 (34:23.554)
Look at

This is

Sorry, I knew this was gonna happen. I apologize, but I'm a little distracted because I knew this guy that has Zeely's car, I knew I've been texting for an update for the last, I don't know, 36 hours. I told, I said 201, dude's gonna finally reach out and here he is, sorry.

Bye.

Speaker 2 (34:44.936)
the

Yeah, come on,

fake food. Just that phrase feel good fats. Yeah, come on.

What? I can't pause it.

Speaker 2 (35:06.126)
pure, versatile, sustainably made fat. Are those what?

needles.

See you.

seed oils. I saw.

Well, you know, one of those seed oils pretty much is like drinking gasoline, so, you know.

Speaker 4 (35:22.196)
It's a leftover from fuel or something or was made to lubricate car engines or something.

I get a drink like that.

Speaker 1 (35:32.15)
Lucky car.

On that note, did you want to reserve your box?

Pardon me?

It says you can reserve your box right there. I just thought that somebody wants to reserve your box.

you

Speaker 1 (35:44.84)
So between eating that carbon that is made into butter and drinking milk that is full of bouvier, the poison that is supposed to make cows not burp, you would actually ingest carbon and then not get it out.

Ugh.

that what they're trying to make people be like the carbon sink? Like the carbon storage device? Is that what we're trying to because remember they're trying to lock up carbon in wood?

No.

Speaker 4 (36:16.078)
I don't remember that.

they would cut they would cut down trees because they would they would what they call them carbon safes or something like that. So the trees would be they would store the carbon. So you cut down the trees and they're storing the car. It doesn't make any sense to me either. But they're storing the carbon and you bury the trees. So is that what they're trying to do to get people to eat the carbon? Where are the trees? So I think green is people.

Trees. Were the trees.

Speaker 4 (36:45.067)
from our farm share and it is the cow that makes it. name is Honey.

I like to suck the butter right out of the cow personally.

I knew that was coming. Set him right up.

Yeah, there's a word for that. It's called bestiality.

Just sucking the butter out of a cow. don't think that's just butter.

Speaker 1 (37:03.64)
want to give a shout out to my alma mater, the University of Nebraska. They lead in total revenue of beer sales around college football, over two million so far this year. Look at the units sold. I mean, I am so proud of you guys. right there is called NIO money, just waiting to be spent on good players. I found it. Bill Gates has stopped doing climate.

I found it

the climate crisis and now he's redirecting his fund into poverty and human suffering. Okay, the guy that's trying to kill everyone through vaccines. got it. That's the guy. Mr. Sterile, everyone in the world. Ask Africa what they think of Bill Gates. I don't see Texas on this list, Kelly. I'm more Texas. I see that.

on with muti

Not even on the list!

Speaker 2 (37:56.734)
Look and they're and they're pissed the the headline at green central banking is bill gates is wrong fixing the climate will also reduce poverty They're pissed off that he's leaving

I love it. Of course they are, buddy. They waste time and circular fire on themselves. That's awesome.

I just like how all the sudden it's- Go ahead, girl, go ahead.

No, he's just he's admitting that there never was a climate crisis, which it wasn't, obviously, because it's always somewhere else but outside your window.

Right. No, but it's shifted now because before it was like global warming, global warming, the ice caps are gonna melt. Like when I was in high school, it was, know, when you're an adult, there will be no icebergs left. But now it's like, no, we're cooling. The planet is cooling. I'm like, can y'all not like I'm old enough to remember both pick a land

Speaker 2 (38:46.966)
And they had to take down all the signs at Glacier National Park in Montana, because the sign said that the glacier would be gone by, was it 2020 or something like that? And it was still there, so they had to remove all the signage.

My favorite, it's still like everybody talking about the water rising and then you can see all the rich people running off this. Yeah. And if you compare pictures from a hundred years ago of the same coastline, it looks identical to today in multiple places. Okay, while I'm reading the story, see if anything comes to mind, okay? The Spokane Washington Police Department. I'm sorry?

yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:26.476)
You said say if anything comes to mind.

See, hold on a second. So sex came to mind.

Yeah, I'm just repeating the old cliched trope that men are always thinking about sex, even though they're not.

not a trope. Okay, Spokane Police Department confirmed Friday that it's no longer purchasing two long-range acoustic devices, at least for now, as the City Council responds to community concerns. These long-range acoustic devices, or LRADS, produce loud warning tones to attract public attention to verbal commands issued by law enforcement in different situations. The decibels can reach 140, 150 decibels.

As I'm reading the story, all I am thinking of is, and if they're audible, it's different, but it's like, it's that shit that they cause the Havana syndrome. Really? These little pulses and stuff. But if this is audible, then that's different. hi there, kitty cat. How are you doing? Hold on a second. Let me just, let me get something up here. Hang on right here. Right here. Let me just go here and let's compare here.

Speaker 1 (40:34.094)
that

You know what? Do you see the the face the man's face looking to the right and he's got like a sport?

It looks much better on camera.

Speaker 1 (40:49.518)
Oh yeah, it's like an Indian guy, Yes. There's his nose, he's got feathers going up and back.

Cores like on the last of us.

that's a great show.

Mm-hmm. OK.

Right up to the point where it sucked.

Speaker 4 (41:03.882)
Yeah, I'm gonna be a dad? That was terrible.

You ruined it for me. I bet you should watch that show.

balls.

You all, yeah, I didn't ruin anything for you. The first season, it's very stranger things, like the first season is like perfect.

First season's good.

Speaker 2 (41:22.168)
Perfect.

And then things go sideways, but you still should watch it.

Yeah. So, so I guess the reason I bring up this Spokane story with the with the sound wave thing is that buried in the story is that the cost of these is I had it in here. Let's see. The cost is eighty eight thousand each. Okay. The US Army just spent nine million on these. So, I don't know. I'm just telling you that that equals a hundred of these little things and I'm just a little concerned.

are they doing it in Spokane?

guess Spokane is a hotbed of crime or what have you. don't know. Hey, did you see the story last week about

Speaker 4 (42:03.746)
They ain't gonna fight back.

Speaker 2 (42:09.026)
That's where that's where Spokane is where they were in that word not Chico Chaco. What the hell is that place called? That's it. No. Same thing.

Chop, chop, Chaz.

That was Seattle. Now it's on the other side of the damn state!

Yeah, that was-

It's all Washington State.

Speaker 1 (42:26.478)
That is true

That is...

No, King, you're all Washington State.

We need to celebrate. Bro, it's like 400 miles away.

It doesn't matter. It's still

Speaker 1 (42:44.364)
does matter. Smoky Hand Police do not handle Seattle police problems.

They could.

the hell, Yeah, well, back to you and more of it. Yeah, all right. OK, so let's celebrate Ben's wordplay here because I love it. Wait, wait, wait, what am I missing here? Ben Steiner says climate change canceled because the left is now is anti ice now.

Well, fuck you!

Speaker 4 (42:58.136)
What have I?

Speaker 4 (43:11.086)
Oh my God!

I didn't like that

I love it. Steamrays, drones. Let's see here. I've been working with a mobile stingray. It's a long story, but it doesn't collect a lot of data. At least it didn't seem to from my phone. Like I said, it's a long story, but I've been working with an engineer guy because my phone's doing weird things. And so he's been gathering data through a stingray for me and it's

have more

Speaker 2 (43:43.15)
What the hell is a stingray?

That's like a fake cell tower that gathers cell phone data. I don't know how to explain it. Because I barely, know, I guess just randomly. I don't know. Daguerre Barrow tell us. So anyway, but here's the bottom line. Here's the bottom line. Here's the bottom line. If you have Weatherbug, that app on your phone, it's communicating in very strange ways.

weather rug.

I had weather bug for a while, that was weird.

I have one

Speaker 4 (44:12.493)
kidding

That's a good app there.

Nah, it just has cute cats every day.

W H E

Brad, Brad, Brad wants to say, is it always?

Speaker 4 (44:24.492)
B R

I got you in trouble for my line about weather kitty always saying it's wet. Ha! I got you in trouble! I got to use the perverted line and got you in trouble.

My, how the tables have turned.

Hey, Roku- Roku-

motion.

Speaker 4 (44:44.362)
Ew!

Speaker 4 (44:52.61)
flowers on it too now.

Smell my mojo. How many how many smell my mojo? Can I start can I sell stuff and smell my mojo?

You can.

What I'm gonna make candles with like stuff from my norks

like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (45:14.538)
Yes. Norc candles. just gonna... a norc and then it's gonna have like the smell of my norcs.

Look at his mojo.

Speaker 4 (45:23.978)
No. Keith, bye!

No, Nort.

weird.

I'm gonna be a little

That my norks are right now. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (45:40.692)
You ever think they'd be too big? Are you sick of just hauling those bad boys around?

I'm not hauling them around. I have somebody hanging in them. Okay, we got it. We're good.

sure. not sure. Do you know if we were like a paper company somewhere or like we made, I don't know, widgets. Do you realize how often we'd all be in HR?

We'd be fired by lunch.

Yeah, we wouldn't. I don't think we'd make it too long. I'm sorry. You were what? You were talking about her what? She brought him up.

Speaker 1 (46:17.506)
Why?

Ha ha ha ha

Why did I bring a story about a suspicious package at Andrews Air Force Base? They said that there was a white powder making people sick there, seven airmen were sick, and then the story disappeared and they said, no, it's fine, everything's fine. So why did they get sick? And why do I ever bring a freaking story to this show? Suspicious package.

But it's fine. It's fine. It's fine if they said it's fine. And there's nothing wrong with a suspicious package.

Everybody knows that when a woman says I'm fine. She's not fine. So when they say fine, it's not fine

Speaker 2 (46:56.012)
She's gonna kill your ass if she says, no, it's fine. We're good, it's fine.

woman wrote.

I'm telling you female aggression has become our mainstream culture cancel culture like all of that stuff and now that companies are starting to say it's fine. You know, it's gone too far. This is not they're not fine. They're not fine.

Agreed.

not they're not fine it's not fine Keith what it's not fine

Speaker 1 (47:24.24)
is that my cue to put something on the screen?

I'm not to say is the stuff I don't tell anybody. I went into a place that sells creative yesterday and I said I'm looking for white blow and that's what it's called. It's called it's called white blow and it's it's it's it's it's caffeine and cava or excuse not cava canna canna powder and canna is like it's an herbal supplement. It's you know, it's

Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (47:54.494)
It's it's a it's a stimulant like caffeine, but I went into this place and this woman she looks at me and I said I'm looking for something called white below and She took a step backward It was like no it says she's like, We don't have that

I think that was just in response to you, not necessarily what you were.

Could have been. It could have been that I walked in.

You could have said, it could have been Brad walking in saying, I'm looking for a pack of gum, and she would have taken a step back. Like, what the fuck?

I mean, I may have been yelling. Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?

Speaker 4 (48:28.686)
Did you have a shirt on?

No, that's so weird, how did you know?

I know you boo.

That is so weird, I didn't.

look at this TLC from baggage handlers. yeah. Hell yeah. Of course he did it on purpose. He hates his job. He hates his life. He's trying to break things for people so they hate theirs. this happened at what airport?

Speaker 4 (48:41.304)
purpose.

Speaker 2 (48:48.834)
Who's putting?

Speaker 4 (48:54.574)
That's why none of my luggage has wheels anymore.

I don't get why angry people and people who their life sucks wants to make other people life suck You know how they say that you know, it's bigger from sharing

Okay, Rebecca, have you ever heard the term hurt people hurt people? That's it. It's human nature.

Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (49:19.676)
These suitcases keep falling over the edge!

That's because they're being dicked.

Like, I don't know if there's like, if it's a 20 foot drop, I have no idea.

This is why shit in your suitcase is always broken.

I always get the TSA flag. look he threw that in the air he yeeted it.

Speaker 1 (49:37.382)
Yeet, okay, okay. My youngest daughter has joined us here on the podcast. Yeet. No, I'm saying the word. I'm not even saying there's a cuss word. I'm just saying that the wordy.

Is this mean we can't cuss?

What even a cuss word?

Speaker 4 (49:56.414)
but Giyot is. I learned that the hard way from summer camp.

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (50:03.661)
What?

That is a hard word. What's

Giyot. That's Jen Alpha. I my kids up from summer camp one day and they were talking about Giyot and I was like, I don't even know what that means. It means girl, your ass is so thick.

I thought that was the goal of every. Is that not the trend anymore?

It's out now is 6-7. 6-7 is in.

Speaker 2 (50:32.59)
Kim Kardashian's ass is out and six seven is in yes, I never understood the Kim Kardashian but thing anyway

The diaper doesn't it now that I have a baby I can see even more clearly

terrible.

Wait, how does that having a baby make you be able to see that?

like a

Speaker 2 (50:53.582)
It's.

Like 20 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Exactly. does not even remotely look attractive. I do not understand it at all. Ow. He just smashed his package in the door. I hate it when that happens.

it

Speaker 1 (51:02.126)
Yep.

Speaker 1 (51:11.166)
This is the greatest opening scene in a movie ever. This is that's what the baggage handlers reminded me of how Jim Carrey treated this package there at the beginning of Pet Detective. He's been true to Pet Detective. Great. That's before you realize that he wasn't really a UPS guy. you're watching this going like, what is he doing?

What? What? And what is it with Jim Carrey lately? Is he just like finally figured out? Is he is he like legit now?

I don't know, just when you think he is, he's Swayze. I love his movies though.

I did too, I think he's...

or something. He what? It's funny. Didn't he say he has like BPD bipolar something like? Who doesn't?

Speaker 2 (51:50.613)
Welcome to the club.

But but he I mean, because he's all like everything's everything's fake. Everything's phony. It's all a charade. I mean, everything he's saying is true. Yes. So is he like, mean,

That's why he hasn't been in movies lately, because he's still on the truth.

If I made the money that he made, I would just disappear, period. What is the name of that movie where he has three black children and works as a mailman?

That is so funny that movie.

Speaker 2 (52:26.838)
I you're thinking of the black porn film you watched.

The one with the couch.

I know which one you're talking about not

When it started with your penthouse, didn't think I'd ever be writing you this letter.

I was doing my homework and there was a knock at the door. opened it and there were three of the most beautiful college coeds I'd ever seen and they needed to borrow some sugar and I was like, hey, I don't have any sugar but we can work something out.

Speaker 1 (53:00.236)
I'm about to find that mute button.

What? just, I've rehearsed this letter for 30 years now and I'm just, ready to finally write it.

Your taxes law enforcement is telling you that you need one thing if you're going to be part that these trucks stops.

Hey, I'm sitting here in Houston at, oh, this is Channel View or Baytown? This is Baytown. This is Baytown, Texas. And this officer here is just checking in the back of my trailer for some vandals. And this is what he told me I need. This is what he said I need in Texas when I'm at a truck stop.

Here in Texas at this location, PD and myself would recommend that you have your gun on you. So if anyone tries to steal off of your truck or your trailer, you shoot them.

Speaker 2 (53:40.366)
And because this is considered

This is considered your home. Here in Texas, you are protecting your home and your belongings that go to your home. So anyone that's trying to, you know, I love it. Present themselves as a threat. Shoot them down. Shoot him down. No.

Right on.

shit.

So like, last summer I got pulled over for my window tent. It was so stupid. And the cop comes up and he's like, do you have any weapons in the vehicle? And I said, yes, I have three. He goes, good girl. I was like,

Speaker 1 (54:10.89)
Yeah.

you. Wait a minute. Hold on. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. When he pulled you over, he, did you pass him? How did he see you to

Where do

Speaker 4 (54:20.446)
toll road and the toll road the speed limits like 80 or 85 and I was going like 86 I was like one mile over the speed limit right

What is well, I'm saying is he pulled you over because he saw you first. He's like, Oh,

and then.

I'm sorry

no, you're good girl. For my window tent. They were looking for window tent that day. I to go get my car retinted.

Speaker 1 (54:45.068)
Now hang on a second. Did he ask you if you had any weapons in the vehicle or did you?

Yeah, he asked me if I had any weapons in the Just these officer. Can I get a warning?

You say only these?

I'm a owl.

I I'm to to Texas without a weapon in the car. What did say?

Speaker 4 (55:01.804)
Can you? You shouldn't. Especially in Austin.

What?

I mean, do you do? Does not everybody have a gun in their car? At least one? Like, isn't that normal?

Unless you're in Austin, because they're so liberal there, they are weird about it. But outside of Austin, yeah.

I mean, even I have a gun in my back when I'm in Texas.

Speaker 4 (55:23.79)
I love you.

I mean, this is probably a toy if it's illegal to show one on YouTube. But it's awfully thin, isn't it? It is.

Hahaha!

Speaker 1 (55:33.518)
See?

It's but it's powerful.

If she said that, that's a bad day.

You

No, she said, it's powerful. She ended with it's powerful.

Speaker 1 (55:44.43)
Okay, good. a defensive scenario, you never want to go for the face. You always want to go center mass or my personal favorite, the dick. Oh, I like that. Trying to rob me. you freaking dumbass. Guess what? You're getting a shot towards the dick. Reason being the pelvis actually holds up the whole entire body. If you take that out, they are now immobile and you get to shoot them in the dick more. Body armor? problem.

Someone's taller than you, no problem. Shoot them in the dick. Moral of the story, I'm probably gonna shoot you in the dick. In a defensive way. All right, that's it. Moral of the story is I'm probably I him, absolutely love him.

You okay, bud?

Did you ever see I spit on your grave?

No, but I can relate to that.

Speaker 2 (56:33.43)
It was about, it's about a woman, she's in, she goes out on a camping tour, she's in the country and she gets beaten and raped by three different guys and her, the plot of the rest of movie, she's hunting them down one by one, but she, and she's gonna get her revenge, but she does it by seducing them, getting them each one in the compromising position and the one that she gets the one guy in the bathtub,

reaches out, she's like all relaxed and she reaches outside and gets a knife and sho and that is it. is it. And I saw it when I was like in, I don't know, ninth grade because we had, cause we were stupid and we were in ninth grade anyway. So we're watching that and I, that has never once left my brain and it's like,

So I know what movie I'm gonna suggest for ladies movie night now

It is.

It is. I met her at like a Comic-Con in Nashville and I can't remember her name now, but she's like, she's like 80 now. Anyway, the only time I've ever been tongue tied in my life. I spit on your grave. And I met and I was like, Beth was me. She's like, why are you so tongue? I'm like, I, that's how deep it, so you show something like that.

Speaker 1 (57:39.308)
And what's the name of the movie again?

Speaker 1 (57:52.706)
I didn't think sticks with you. The documentary film on that woman that cut her partner's wrist off and then drove off and then threw it into a field and the cops had to go, I love her.

Lorena Bobbitt.

Speaker 4 (58:07.182)
He became a porn star after that. got his penis reattached and went into porn.

Lorena Bobbitt.

Speaker 2 (58:13.26)
Yep and Doc Thompson had to when he was working in Vegas He's a friend of ours you guys don't know him but he He went jogging in front of an Amtrak train and as the end of Doc anyway so he was doing a personal appearance with the John Bobbitt and He said we he said before went out with him for that evening. They said now he's gonna want to pull it out

all the time. Your job is to keep to stop him from doing that at every and he says, I was crazy. He would stop and he he'd be like meeting people and they'd be, you want to see it? No.

No my gosh He's trauma is not deep enough if you're if you keep pulling it out after somebody cut it off your trauma is not deep enough

I'm

Speaker 2 (59:04.558)
If you've ever seen him talk, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

the

I'm

Stop.

Speaker 1 (59:47.468)
This is so cool.

Speaker 2 (59:55.054)
This is that gas. He said, wow. He fancied that. I was going to say those are nice rugs.

Hold on, was that a damn, tell me they have a smoke Was that a beep?

Did you hear the beep? I heard the beep!

What the hell man? Sorry, sorry, I was distracted.

You've got to have a carbon monoxide detector down there. This is that gas tight door. Wow. how many bunkers in there. Wow. Look at this. Hello there. I guess I'm a Tom Depp right here. So you got your little computer with cameras there. Wait a minute. How long did I say it was? 51. So it's a storage. So if they have to escape their bunker, they come up through this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33.55)
10,000. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43.202)
They come into the van and they can do what they gotta do from here. One of those. That is so cool.

Right. Who doesn't want one of those right now?

I do. I want one. Are you giving one away? Is this where you talk about you're giving one away?

I saw you subscribe for two dollars here. The next giveaway is not going to be a I'd love to have one of those, but I have nowhere to put it. That's what she said!

Good boy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07.49)
I do.

Yay!

Yay! Well, you know what? If you're not gonna win one of those, at least buy one of the hats.

the

it's broken.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19.222)
sure you buy one of the hats and just send

the hats. The Gulf of America, and gentlemen. Just slip on in to at real Brad Staggs' DMs.

And let me know.

Hey.

let's see. What's going on back there? Are you pulling it out? I'm sorry I was I was trying to read a story. What did I

Speaker 4 (01:01:35.406)
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42.422)
By it, what do you mean? You're not even supposed to be, you're not even supposed to be thinking about that stuff right now, young lady. That is not, that is far from your radar at the moment and will be for, for some time.

Yeah

I'm done with men.

it. Me too. Yes, you have at least once.

the

Speaker 2 (01:02:13.4)
million masterpieces. They'll never call you an artist. One hot dog. My word. And you're Brad the hot dog sucker forever.

New app.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22.126)
Can I move on? News broke last week that Harvard University, this is from TheBlaze.com. That's where this article comes from. It's a great website that you'll want to check out. It's TheBlaze.com. it talks about how for decades Harvard has handed out A's like party favors at preschool graduation. Well written. Let's see here.

I've heard of that. I've heard of that website.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48.81)
And so what's happening is now they're cracking down. They're like, hey, we're actually gonna have to teach you stuff. You have to some learning. Sorry, y'all. And so the students are fighting back. So are they hot? The students? there's no pictures in the story.

That's stupid. Why wouldn't you put pictures in a story? How am I going to read it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16.29)
They might be.

Why isn't anyone has anyone done this by the way like you I know there's been newspapers for kids like with the news and stuff. They shouldn't make it into comic books Sorry,

That's a stupid idea. We used to have something called In the News and it was Christopher Glenn and it was was that CBS or NBC? Remember that, Keith? I think it was CBS and every Saturday morning between cartoons, would be da da da da da in the news and it would it was news for kids. You don't remember that.

that story though.

Well, no!

Speaker 1 (01:03:58.302)
Let's see here. Did you see that the hunter guy who was lost for 20 days in the woods? Did you see the story? Sorry, sounds like an idea for Malinac media group.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20.206)
No, it was you know, this was real I'm just this is real just here's a taste just so you know, this is back when we were kids

Look, look. he's going to play it for us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28.717)
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32.578)
You have

at American Embassy. No, you do.

I don't. You do. It's too low. No one's going to hear it.

Islamic jihad already, then already, you know? Pause your video and listen to me. have said this and I will continue to say it. I do not control the MFing audio from your videos. Okay, I can mute them, but I can't control them.

start.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12.206)
That's too low. Turn it up.

I will murder you.

Nobody can hear it.

Fix it on your end!

Check your bottom right corner where your little speaker is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29.752)
Is it time for makeup section?

She's like, my baby's crying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35.094)
Is that the comment that made you gay? I'm just...

Speaker 4 (01:05:40.664)
Sometimes it happens even if it's not your own baby, you'll be an adult.

You're out of commission for so long. Keys available.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54.808)
I think the challenge is you can never be bent. I don't know if was bent.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02.102)
It's you know, it's funny thing because that was the problem with John Wayne Bobbitt. It was bent afterward. It was like when they sewed it on, they got a little crooked. It had a

Hang on a second. Time out, time out, time time time out, What? I don't know if you know the answer to... Hang on, I don't know if you know the answer here. But you know, like when I almost saw it off my fingers with the hedge trimmer out there, like there are parts of my finger that have no feeling. What's going on with that penis?

Did have a twist in it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23.502)
I'm not Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30.21)
That's a good one. How many times just today have you asked me that question? You sent me text after text after text. What's going on with that peanut?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46.017)
Right?

But it's true. Everybody does. do? digestive system isn't like fully formed all the way or something. hasn't traveled right.

Okay.

I went through trauma and I still have feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58.222)
I'm sorry Keith's reactions are so satisfying I can't really yeah

None,

satisfy like a traumatized vagina, which

Oh, that's a... Check your phone. Check your phone, Brad. I sent you a text.

Please welcome to the stage, traumatized vagina.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39.479)
Woo!

Megan Orks opening for Traumagina.

Kelly, did you hear what sign I am? Did you hear what I just said? No. Okay, so guess then.

Just the tips.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55.682)
No, I am a cancer, but I'm not a cancer.

Keith's gonna hate this.

I saw like I scrolled past it

when I just actually.

It's opening, it's opening.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14.094)
I'm not one.

I apologize, he's gonna hate it. There is actually one-

I gotta delete it without looking at it!

Joe Biden. Looks like Joe Biden now.

What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33.164)
YEA-

Speaker 1 (01:08:39.438)
little micro penis apparently.

No, no, don't save yourself

I had to see it so you did too.

Okay, timeout Brad's in timeout, holy shit because I know she'll love it

Speaker 1 (01:09:21.89)
You got this entire audience opening up a tab now. Yeah. You sick bastard. Take this.

I can't believe they have a shutter stock stock image of it

Speaker 2 (01:09:42.059)
How would you like to be the guy famous for having the stock image?

That's fake. That's fake. You know how I know it's not real? Because there's not like little dirt and grass and rocks. Dude, it's not even that. It was in the field.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01.273)
gosh, you're actually spending time on this. How dare you.

yeah, you should know who I am.

Yeah, if click on if the picture itself it takes you to the Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt court trial. I don't want

yeah, you sent me this. That's what we were talking about. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15.084)
DON'T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT!

There was, didn't they make a movie out of this with Joaquin

She didn't. No, she, I mean, cause.

stories from the 80s. Like we made movies about this in the 80s.

that he wasn't abusing her with that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36.448)
Not anymore.

I mean he can still cuz they sown it back. How do you sew that on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45.954)
Wow. I'm going to die during this live stream. And feed it to the dog, not throw it in the field.

There was a woman in Japan that married her. Did y'all see that?

the

Speaker 2 (01:10:56.834)
That's what what I'm in Ireland. Remember the guy that got I don't know why we talked about it last week but we did. The guy in Ireland who's was at the party and the and the bulldog bit his off and that's why they couldn't they couldn't they couldn't reattach it because the dog ate it.

It got in a car. They did a follow up. And he like had pieces of it like hanging on the wall. Like he was tore up about it.

You're making me cross my legs, bro. What is happening? Can we move on to something? You know what Brad said? So Brad can go days and days and let me finish the point. Days and days and days and days and days without responding to texts. Okay. But the other day, I don't know what was in the water. It was cool, man. But Brad sent me, I don't know.

No.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21.452)
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34.478)
John Wayne would not have had a good time with that car based on the picture that I just saw

four or five dozen texts in one day. It's like he was making up for the last like seven years or something. I don't know. And so, and you were just sending me video after video after video and we're gonna use a lot of these right now. One of these is this one right here. This guy. This is, mean, I couldn't stop watching this damn thing. Right? That's a lovely looking plate. And what are we squeezing into the little gaps? Little. Is it like food coloring? Yeah.

Do it. my god.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01.535)
weird isn't that

Speaker 1 (01:12:09.358)
It's like, you know, when you put skittles on a plate with some water and it all... Oh, maybe we're making some jelly. What are we making? Why is there tennis balls in the fridge? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that needs to be addressed. I know. Because it never gets answered. Why are there tennis... Wait, why were there tennis balls in that? I swear, YouTube shorts. I... Lovely looking cake. What are we squeezing into the little cup?

Is it like food coloring? It's like, you know, when you put skittles on a plate with some water and it all, that's what it looked like, you know? Oh, maybe we're making some jelly. We are. Why is there tennis balls in the fridge? Hello? Hello? Are you supposed to put your tennis balls in the fridge? Sharon, someone? Sharon! Don't be hiding any secrets. I need to know why you've done that. Before we turn you off, but I'm loving the unicorn plate. Why did you need to that in water? that make it come out easily?

My rainbow jelly, that looks amazing by the way. Look at the texture. Look at the flow of the color. It looks toxic. What you making a jelly cake? All right, R.F.K. Did you bake it? looks like we're doing Lego at the moment. I'll be really honest. I'm sorry, but this might be the best thing I think I've ever seen in my whole life. Oh my God. That was so cool, man.

I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37.806)
Thanks for sending that to me, Brad. Even though I had to scroll past the nudes

You didn't scroll past. Oh, come on, Rebecca.

All the like, fake color taste in my mouth.

Like you've never rested in Jell-O.

That is horrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53.198)
Tony, no. I've seen that before. think the baby's crying. Uh-oh. how convenient. How convenient. Hold on, let's listen. Let's listen, huh?

Stand up, let's say.

the baby stand up let's see

Speaker 1 (01:14:08.974)
My mama calmed her down.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21.748)
Now she's crying.

They're leaking, they?

They are, yes. What you st- don't answer- first of all, you don't ask her. Secondly, you don't answer him.

My pronouns are bark.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39.079)
You don't

that happens to me all the time. I'll go to a restaurant, a baby store client and I'm like and it's embarrassing. I gotta change my clothes. is so embarrassing and I have to like stuff paper towels into my shirt. What I identify as a leaking boob dude.

You

Speaker 1 (01:15:03.745)
That's you identify as.

She's not gonna show us.

Seriously, after all I've done for all y'all and she's not gonna tell us.

Somebody's going to report us to HR.

Okay. am a jar. Baby doing okay. Baby is having trouble with her tummy. That's why she's upset.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22.818)
We f-

Speaker 2 (01:15:34.798)
think she's having issues with her tummy a lot.

She's been eating too much. that is, every baby has trouble with- Yeah.

Easy. He's listening. Put your hand on your tummy and hum to him. He smells like that.

Yeah, I imagine like never imagine not eating for a month Keith and then Instead of putting food in you you just chug probiotics

Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01.134)
Once upon a time, there was a baby who didn't know he knew how to fly. This baby unicorn was like your mom because she didn't know that she knew how to fly, but she knew how to do all kinds of fabulous things. Hi Grandma! Hey Charlie! How was school today? It was really fun. I made this crazy shot in basketball. I don't really care that much about basketball. What about you? Grandma, stop talking. Just tell me one thing. Charlie!

Okay, so I can't go two hours without eating food or else I get very, very, very angry.

involved in orcs?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12.553)
You do get a little bitchy, you get little hangry.

I can't imagine going a month then. No. And then all you get is the probiotics.

And all you do is somebody some woman shoves their boob in your face and fight.

That sucks. That's right, Let me starve, woman! What is this show idea? I love this. Postpartum tips with Brad. I would watch that. I would.

Right

Speaker 4 (01:16:30.84)
Congratulations!

Just the tip. Just the

Tell her to put her hand on her tummy and hum to him. You'd love to.

Okay, so we've seen the video of the Russian AI robot thing that's supposed to be like revolutionary and so on. We've seen this guy. Have you all seen this video or no? No?

You can call anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55.598)
Is this like an audition or something? You need my best side? I can play the piano. I am, I'm absolutely, I'm your mother after all.

you're gonna like this. You're gonna like this. Remember, this is the Russian answer to Elon Musk, okay? So this thing is gonna take over the world, alright? And it's coming out to the Rocky music. Look at this shit. Look at it. Look at it!

you

Here we are. Here we are. Here we are. no, it broke! Hold on, did you see that? Pieces fell off of this thing. Bring the curtain man! no! no!

That's what she said.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21.13)
We made horror movies about this when I was a kid.

Is it real?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42.158)
That's not real

It real and was live streamed and that's the only reason we have it. It reminds me of Joe Biden, yes, Callie, but also that time Elon Musk was gonna show his bulletproof car and then, know. Joe Rogan shot it and is that what Yeah, that's something like that, yeah. Yeah, okay, so AI is a little bit, it's got a ways to go in some respects, although my goodness, man.

That is a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58.118)
yeah!

Speaker 4 (01:18:12.598)
Yeah.

OpenAI says a million chat GPT users talk about suicide. 1.2 million people out of the 800 million that use it every week. So it's less than 1 % but still. Listen to this, listen to this line from this story. The company also estimates approximately 0.07 % of active weekly users show possible signs of mental health emergencies.

related to psychosis or mania, meaning slightly fewer than 600. We have 600,000 people with a mental health, and that's just the ones that are using CHEGPT. So.

at the headline there. You'll be interested in this.

see what we got here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56.01)
New York, the New York Times Magazine.

Zoom in. They fell in love with AI chat bots and found something real. Please stop.

Brad sit down.

They all fell in love with a chatbot.

as a TV.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17.358)
yeah

people all fell in love with a chatbot.

You what? That hurt!

Speaker 4 (01:19:28.453)
Is that John Wayne Bobbitt? Wow.

I Until now. We're Yeah, exactly what we're here. And I will say, let me show you all this here.

Ghost stories?

Speaker 4 (01:19:43.522)
and I go story with

Yeah. I'm just gonna break this to you guys. There was a woman that married the Eiffel Tower and then there's other women that want a pirate of a ghost. I'm just I'm just gonna throw it out. yeah offense. A guy married a car. A lady married a pirate ghost or something.

I ya.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01.742)
Do you know what? That car did not talk back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07.202)
The car might crash.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15.182)
Like how does that work? Is it the gas tank or is it the tailpipe? I don't know. The car might not talk back, but the hole is going to be big. Like Lorena Bobbin. It is one size.

I can't even count to be honest with you and new ones come up all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23.115)
I six.

Another ghost in my house. This one is new to this house.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34.414)
No, no, this specific ghost is new to this house. I had some from childhood that followed me through childhood and then some that stayed through adulthood. But this one is new to this house, like number four was. What is he doing? Raise the roof?

That's

Speaker 2 (01:20:42.7)
What no no that reminds me there was a video of a dude who has he was like having relations with it with a tailpipe

that sounds about right. So this goes into Yeah, I can feel it.

Yeah.

Yeah, some people get off on that is a weird

Yeah, we're in it. Okay, we're having trees removed today from the yard. And so there's a bunch of workers here. Tanner has been on edge all day. He doesn't like their presence. He doesn't like the noise.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01.482)
It's not what probably I'm not squeamish about ghosts too much. They don't really bother me, but children ghosts kind of bother me. This is the kid. Yes.

relations with your tree.

And how do you know if they are or not?

Yeah, and it's not old. was built in 2012. But like I told you about number four, where we live used to be a working ranch in the same family for generations and generations. And then there was like all kinds of stories about Indian scalping settlers and stuff over here. So this one, he I think it's a girl. I'm not 100 % sure.

So it's been tough having having him inside all day and knowing that that he has to go to the bathroom, right? And so it's just like, I don't want him to murder someone out there in the yard. And so I was up here just about to connect earlier and I hear I hear some tinkling going on right here and he does not do that. He just doesn't do that. And I stopped him, which is kudos to him. Kudos to him. He let let fly for about 10 seconds and then stopped. And I took him outside and

Speaker 4 (01:21:43.202)
So I sleep like totally sensory deprivation. Like I got the 3D eye mask and I have earplugs in because I don't want to hear and see my ghosts. But this one, happens. That is exactly why I do that. Yes.

Still, in addition to what he did up here, outside was the longest pee break for Tanner in the history of the dog's life. And I tell you this story, and by the way, by the way, before we go any further, when they fell trees, if the trees are chopped down, are they felled in the process? it felling? Like, what is it?

Just earplugs, little silicone earplugs. So this one, it happens every now and then, probably a handful of times a year. And I'm sleeping and it comes to the foot of my bed and it goes, mommy. It's the worst thing ever. And you might, know, I wake up, my first reaction is one of my kids, right? But then it registers because as a mom, I know my kids' voices. They don't call me mommy. They call me mama.

Which is still

Stupid. It's a stupid word, right? It's So the reason the only reason I tell you the story of Tanner and his very full bladder today is because when we got outside, I was very proud of him for having shut off the valve and then clearly had tons to go. And I said, all right, good boy. Good boy. Way to go, man. You did a good job. Good boy. And then all of a sudden, my effing phone pops up and says, that sounds like you're talking to a pet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25.254)
And then I know it's, think it's a girl's voice. have boys. So I lay there. I do not interact with the, with the child ghost because that is an avenue that I just don't want to go down. No, it happened about a month ago and it just goes mommy. I don't take my peepers off to for when, when that one happens.

is they're doing it? That is horrifying. That's unbelievable! I mean, we know phones are listening to us. That's not the story here. The story is you're so presumptive and then you're gonna intervene. Like, what are you gonna do? You're gonna clean up the piss puddle upstairs? Is that what you're gonna do? What are you gonna take in

I do not take my mask off for the kid ghost. The kid ghost gives me, gives me the creep.

Why didn't you answer and say no, was at role play and

No, not that one. I can tell you where it stands at my bed. 100%. I know it wasn't one of the boys. As a mom, it's like ingrained in your DNA, like your kids' voices. It's not my kids. They wouldn't wake me up that way anyway. I'd get like a suplex.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07.374)
It's my kink!

You should have take see why didn't you take it down that road and actually see what it would have told you if that was your sorry. That's my kink.

I want you to say I am talking to myself. identify as.

people's album.

Here we go. Here we go. Good boy. Good boy. You did a good job. Good boy. Way to go. Way to hold that pee in. Good boy. Thank you. Good boy. Now it's not playing. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31.467)
All right,

Speaker 4 (01:23:43.63)
I did grab my foot one time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50.342)
no. It's like, I felt little hands. It was like around my ankle. was like, like grab my ankle and I was like, no, not today.

Damn this thing for not playing! I actually, I off Siri, I've done that on all my iPhones and I had a couple of episodes throughout COVID actually when I was in studio doing interviews talking about COVID and the COVID vaccine where Siri who was turned off all of a sudden went the COVID vaccines are not dangerous la la knew it! So Siri was the middle of Dr. Fauci.

I think you're full of shit.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19.019)
No!

stupid. Okay, so as long as we're talking about the AI, I play this video. It's been making the rounds today and it is creepy AF. I do not like anything about this, not even for a second.

wear a mask.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33.038)
getting bigger.

Thank you.

She said.

Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44.806)
I'm gonna go for this dance.

to the Norx.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51.412)
Would you tell Charlie that bedtime story you always used to tell me?

She's dead, isn't she?

Speaker 4 (01:25:12.27)
Whoa, I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23.79)
gonna be a great grandmother.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28.792)
Like

says that he's been kicking a lot.

Well, too much.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40.75)
You would have loved this moment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46.338)
Oof. Oof.

Okay, Mom, I just need a quick video.

No mom.

Just three minutes.

Thanks

Speaker 4 (01:26:03.948)
And

Speaker 1 (01:26:09.272)
Three minutes can last forever. That's what she...

We all draw the line at feet.

There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19.788)
Yep, we're going to save your loved ones in your phone forever.

But why is it weird? What's wrong with it?

because I don't like summoning the dead. Hold on, hold on. Before you go any further with your observations, somebody in my comments, I'm sorry, I can't give credit to you. Somebody made a great point. So 30 years later, we got grandma living in your phone, but we're still doing black and white sonograms for the baby.

No

Speaker 1 (01:26:48.878)
boy, I don't like it, man. That's creepy stuff right there. You can already get 5D photos of your baby, by the way. It's not like... Right. Yeah. Yeah, that was Mike Miller that made that comment. And Beth Hodge said, as much as I miss my mom, this is Necromancer level creepy.

You're not summoning the dead. It's just a hologram. It's comfort. It's like going through a photo album.

No, it's a comfort blanket that you never get rid of like you lose people in life and you need to deal with it

I can't stop looking at your voice activated flowers.

So you should never take pictures and go back and look through old picture albums?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25.87)
Look through old pictures and you can recall for answering machine and you can do all that stuff and talk to them I'm just saying like if you have a video that's making a new set of like advice for you. It's weird My baby and you know, yeah, I'm leaking red. So I'm just gonna go deal with that. I'll jump back in if if So I'm gonna hang up people

You okay Keith?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53.48)
I can't. I'll pull you down. I'll Love you guys. Pull you down.

and

Yeah. We went over this earlier. can't, you can't, you can't.

You still can't see.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09.23)
Quitters never win and winners never quit. And I'm not going to quit trying to see.

How many fingers am I holding up? Look up, look up. Do you see? Can you see how many? Yeah, okay, but how many?

I can see under your skirt. That's a finger.

What did I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:28:24.014)
Let's go over to heights, I can't watch it.

Whoa, whoa, you guys look the same from down here.

Hey, Kelly, tell us a ghost story. Sorry, I found this harmonica right before I got started.

Yeah, boy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39.874)
Hello, I'm good

Speaker 2 (01:28:44.59)
Do you suck on it too or do you just blow?

I hate everything

Give me one of your beers.

If you suck on the harmonica, because if you give you a different sound when you suck, right?

That's right. That's right. Okay, so hold on. I'm going to... Okay. Yeah, that's nice. like it. Okay, so Kelly...

Speaker 2 (01:28:58.904)
sucked and blow.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03.296)
I told you.

Yeah.

everything's sexual.

How many ghosts have been in your life? Is that right? many?

Speaker 1 (01:29:15.542)
Okay, so how many, what number are we on now?

That's about right. Tell us another ghost in your life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27.052)
controls.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought they were all out of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33.742)
of landing with that thing. mean, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44.12)
No, I think he's trying to grope us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51.278)
Can you feel it?

Okay, so there's a ghost in your house right now.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59.608)
Yeah.

It was was like don't ever think about jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

The kid?

Ghosts are creepy.

Yeah, because the name of this has died young. How old's that house you're in?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11.308)
No, no.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39.67)
Yeah. Now my husband, when we were dating, he tried to get me over my fear of heights by taking me ziplining out at Lake Travis. Like I got up on the first platform and my legs were shaking and I could not move. They had to push me off. I was crying the whole time. Close my eyes.

Is that why you do that?

You have white noise or just earplugs?

Speaker 4 (01:31:00.974)
It was exactly like that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08.91)
They pushed me like straight up shoved me because the next person had to go and they're like you can't walk back down

Speaker 1 (01:31:26.936)
deal.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34.766)
kicked your own kid in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41.854)
yeah, look at that.

Can you see it or just hear it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:52.77)
Hahaha

So have you ever seen, have you visually seen that ghost at all? Ever?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03.51)
You know it wasn't one of the boys.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14.988)
like that dude that did five grams. Did y'all watch that? What's his name? Brian Johnson, the guy that like is trying to fight age. was a couple days ago. It was all over Twitter and he was taking like five grams of mushrooms and his girlfriend or whatever like live tweeted his experience and he's like looking at a bottle of water. All the stupid.

Little WWE move.

Wow!

This is ironic that I have this story in front of me. Don't you think? Please stay safe with your with your ghost situation there. That sounds.

Like rain.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42.284)
What is it with?

On your wedding day?

They never took him outside. Like he just did it in like the sterile room.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52.141)
cake.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58.488)
Yeah, I was gonna say when you've got the earplugs in and you got the iPad and that's when it grabs you.

I'm sorry. You're back to having a conversation with her. I thought you were going to say it's a free ride. No, when you're already there. Who would have thought it figured?

That you just didn't take?

Speaker 4 (01:33:13.473)
since we made

Anyway.

you the plane crashed down, he thought

Yeah. Okay, so this is story. I'm just just just so everybody knows Rebecca is not like she's not on like her her box is your god. Brad shut the hell up. can hear you in my head. She's not she's not

that sounds like a fun day. excuse me. Hello. Quick over here. Keith.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38.946)
She's off norkin'.

Yeah, she's not even down here. She's not even in the on deck circle. She's down here. No, she's not even on the all the way. Anyway, so I want to I want to read over there. She was there. I said she's down there. There was a there was a story of a and we all know we all know what's his name from CNN was well, he had some tissues and and lotion. What was his name?

way down.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53.838)
I

I'd rather get tits in the butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09.71)
not I'm not

too.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18.264)
tubing the tubing

Speaker 4 (01:34:23.416)
I'm

I him and then hired him back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31.118)
Sorry. No, you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38.85)
work meeting that apparently when the meeting was over, the boss left his camera on and then apparently in the background, he laid down on the floor and had some lady licking his toes and stuff and it was... I'm telling you, Brad, I'm with you. We can be sick and perverted and all this stuff, all the things.

Yeah

Speaker 4 (01:35:06.264)
face

Speaker 1 (01:35:09.984)
I don't want to look at feet. I don't want to think about feet. I don't even want you to have feet quite frequently. seriously.

No.

Did you ever see boxing Helena? That was a weird. Who did that movie? boxing. Helena was a weird one. I'm just gonna put that out there. Holy crap. I typed in boxing.

I don't know

Speaker 1 (01:35:35.17)
Yeah, listen, does it say, can I help you with your pet?

Can I write? Good boy. 1993. Oh, it was directed by Jennifer Lynch. So John or David Lynch's what daughter? It's a Nick Kavanaugh, an Atlanta surgeon begins moving into his recently deceased mother's lavish home with his girlfriend. He remains fixated on his neighbor, Helena, and he ends up like

Nobody's in on it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51.374)
No

Speaker 4 (01:36:07.598)
We got her!

He he puts her in a box

Speaker 2 (01:36:17.71)
Thank you. Those are tulips, I believe.

Only thing better than roses on the piano.

Okay, let's

Yeah, I'm looking at the screen behind here because I have a box blocking me here. Yeah, what's going on back there? Did you ever figure out what's causing that disturbance behind you there? It's like.

Are you trying to do Chinese eyes?

Speaker 4 (01:36:32.838)
no. Okay.

weird no it's tulips it's ghost it's like the ghost of tulips I do it's really

You got your own Northern Lights going.

This is stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03.246)
Zip.

That makes me sweat.

Right, like I love that view. I love mountains. I would probably climb up here in camp if I had the time. But I ain't doing what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22.268)
no, this gets better.

Buckle up there. Buckle up, Kelly. Here we go. Three.

Whee!

What?

Speaker 4 (01:37:42.988)
I mean, I don't hate it.

I mean...

Holy

It's a wingsuit, but how do you know it's gonna work every time?

had gallstones. It was the worst thing of my life. I do have a lot of golf. I'd rather give birth than have gallstones again. It was the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53.218)
Rocked, man!

I mean that would be so freaking cool to be able to do that. I'm too fat. I don't think there's a wingsuit that would hold my ass up.

I'm so f-

Speaker 1 (01:38:04.856)
Look at this, Well, would that not be I hate this damn YouTube! I hate you so

Hmm

No, I had to get my gallbladder removed and I was like nine weeks pregnant.

you if you right click, oh, you're on a PC. Sorry, but if you uh like right click or something, you can bring up the uh shorts controls. Do you have test?

No, it's actually a little story. Can I tell it really quick? It's kind of fun. It involves Reiki.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23.39)
He goes all the way to the ground. Just tell him that. And he lands.

It's awesome. Really, I mean, but.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32.45)
You're He has a parachute. Okay. So, you you you keep going and then you pull the parachute and then you glide in the rest of the way but I mean, so I guess that's your that's your your safety is that if your wingsuit, if you like jumping your wings, goes you just pull the cord and hopefully you your shoot deploys but

Weirdo Reiki

Speaker 4 (01:38:40.462)
Yes. Please talk. healing. I'll tell my Reiki story real quick. I all my gallbladder and my son. So I went, I had this calling to get Reiki, right? And so, and if anybody doesn't know what it is, it's just energy healing. Like you go, they they don't put your hands, their hands on you. They kind of run their hands over your body and they'll talk about, Oh, you know, your throat shocker is blocked. Meow, meow, meow.

You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:39:02.926)
You're not liking the jump in and the parachute.

I would love to parachute, I think.

That's probably fair.

You should go with this.

When's he going?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16.3)
your throat chakra.

soon.

You're shotgun!

I don't have a date. I don't know.

I don't think they allow that. I don't think, you just want us to come along for this one thing. Yeah, I'm just here for the like the parachute.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29.43)
No, not with the Air Force. Which by the way, he is technically engaged to the Air Force.

I'm like, you should see my tattoo. I have the tattoo down my spine. The chakras are your energy centers. There's your base chakra. There's seven of them. It goes all the way up to your crown. Your throat chakra is right here. Brad, are you OK? I'm telling my Reiki story, whatever he's doing. Anyway, so this chick goes, chakra, whatever. Have you had any problems with your gallbladder? And I didn't even know what a gallbladder was.

Was it like this?

Speaker 2 (01:39:59.286)
Zip lining is fun.

Yeah, zip-lining is fun. I like it.

Did he give you a big slap on the butt?

So I make an appointment to come back in like six weeks. And in that six weeks, I found out I was pregnant. So I go back and I'm telling her, I'm pregnant. And she goes again and she was like, you need to check your gallbladder. When are you going to the OBGYN? And I was like, whoa, I'm not having any problems. She goes, it's going to be worse than what they tell you. And I was like, OK. And I'm like kind of freaked out. But like I'm pregnant. I have a two-year-old at home. know, like it just kind of wasn't on my radar.

he pulled the screw, see that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:15.662)
And then and then yeah and then he unzips or zips up or whatever the hell you call it.

I would be unconscious, you know? And I wouldn't have a chance to do the shoe.

realize, I pissed myself. That's so weird.

Ha

You see the shit, huh? Never shootin' there?

Speaker 4 (01:40:36.494)
So about a week later, I'm asleep and I wake up in the middle of the night with the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I immediately it was my gallbladder. And so I go to my OBGYN the next day and I was nine weeks and they were like, well, you know, like it sucks, it hurts, but it's not like, it's not life threatening. If you want to get it out, let's wait till your second trimester. And I was like, no, something's wrong. And we go back and forth and she was like, the anesthesia, it's more safe when you get in your second trimester.

And then he'll see his buddy here in a second.

I mean, how how do you like? I. Do you do that? Your adrenaline, right? That you get your adrenaline rush from that. How do you ever match that? Like what do do next? Like when you we've matched that your adrenaline, your adrenal glands and they're like apparently because I mean, I don't know what.

Whatever

Speaker 4 (01:41:05.262)
And I was like, no, you have to take it out today. So they do. And I wake up and the doctor is in front of my face and his face is all white. And he goes, kiddo, you're real sick. And I was like, yeah, I know, I told you. He goes, no, one of the stones left your gallbladder and is stuck in your liver. And you are in liver failure right now. You have to stay the night in the hospital and have a second surgery on your liver to get that stone out of your liver. And I was, they were all worried about the baby. And I was like, no, he's going to be fine. Like if y'all just.

Drugs. Dishes. You find mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19.406)
Yeah

Speaker 4 (01:41:33.666)
do this and he's eight now, he's perfect. But I don't know if I would have had that. Yeah, great. And she would have pushed me to like in my head if I would have pushed back on probably been like, yeah, we'll wait till the second trimester, you know, no problem. I pushed and I was nine weeks pregnant.

didn't see him do that. Did he?

Speaker 2 (01:41:44.224)
at the end. that's so I love this one.

So Brad sent this one as well, I told you. A couple days ago, Brad was just.

I was on a texting...

What was so awkward though is in between the great show prep material, again, the new, they were tasteful nudes, but they were, had to scroll through and it was just so weird.

The severed penis.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02.702)
Ready?

Speaker 2 (01:42:07.202)
The severed penii, I think we're...

dudes so i i don't think that

I did until you started until the whole restraining order thing. It's like, Oh, sure. The cops show. Look, the cops are going to show up at your house, but it's okay. And then they show up and I got to get that they do the body cavity search and all that. And they're like, this is from your friend, Kelly. And I'm like, and then they tased me in the butthole.

That's now. That's good now. Yep, she never touched me. It was just like all hands on me. And you know, I noticed her like in that area, but that was crazy story. Save Gunner's life? Nevermind, apparently. But by the time I got to surgery the next day, I was like full jaundice. Like my eyes were all yellow. My skin was getting yellow. My pee was brown. Like I was for real in liver failure. It was bananas. That's my Reiki story.

Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26.007)
from

Speaker 2 (01:42:38.082)
Did you? Well, that brings up bad memories of Keith getting cased in the butthole.

Actually, in hindsight, it wasn't that bad.

Right after I mean, would you rather get tased in the butthole or jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

he was? I swear to God, I thought he was muted. There was so much material there for you.

Yeah, tase that ass off.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57.966)
He's vibing. Tulips.

I wanna show you this.

Do know how cavemen drug their women around by the hair?

Lord, what? What is the joke? Tell me. Why?

I didn't guess you were a cancer. Why did I think that? You're a little sensitive. But like in a good way, not about my dad's cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08.93)
Now you don't want to do it. because I'm not into it.

can't. No, you're into it. I just It does involve

Old joke.

You blush so much when we're we're goofing off. That's funny

Get

Speaker 1 (01:43:21.678)
Eugh.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28.814)
You okay, Brad?

you are. I might be sorry. Shut up, shut up for a second. Look at this guys. I think after watching this video numerous times, I think that the person on the right typically is always in on it. Okay. So this guy, Brad sent me this video and this guy acts like there's something wrong. You'll see something wrong with the seatbelt. has to go check and then, my gosh, the ride goes.

Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34.702)
I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41.152)
Hold on my phone's here

Speaker 4 (01:43:48.62)
Sagittarius? No, he's not bossy enough to be a Sagittarius.

Got to put the shoulder straps on. Something wrong with the chain.

Such a terrious is a robotsy.

Aquarius?

But again, always watch. Right, one of the persons is in on it every time I think.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06.178)
Hold on

tourist.

she's in on it like. don't know. Okay. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20.366)
Yeah, because didn't it cost like three cents to make a penny? Hashtag.

Like, he's in it!

Speaker 2 (01:44:36.93)
good shoulder traps on and again.

You know, I take it back. Nobody's in on it.

really? My son found a wheat penny the other day. Yeah. I've seen those in forever.

You know what, die with dignity. Don't scream. Just accept your fate and just, you're dead. All right? Ain't nothing like, don't scream.

Hold on, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00.192)
Shoulder strap, hold on.

Hahaha!

Speaker 2 (01:45:13.986)
I forgot the shoulder straps and they put them on

I'm sorry, I'm just reading the text here from Brad.

What? That's why they had to drag them around by their hair.

What? I don't understand the joke at all. Is whatever you have on the screen there is do need to bring that up?

Now of course you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41.506)
I don't know. is, this is, this is Brian Johnson and I just looked up the mushroom. I don't even know what it is, honestly.

forget it yeah okay just checking what else we got here

wait a second, hold on, hold hold hold

it.

That video I just played reminded me of this little trick if you have a kidney stone. You go to the...

Speaker 2 (01:46:02.07)
You happen to get kidney stones. could ride a roller coaster and shake to launch them from the tissue walls. Then as the coaster moves, the change in speed shakes your whole body. And this makes them move into your bladder where they can finally pass through when you pee. Not every ride is able to do this.

Okay, first of all, that's

Speaker 1 (01:46:10.83)
This is stuff, man, this is real!

I will forever think of this.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20.184)
That picture?

Speaker 2 (01:46:26.968)
But Disney's Big Thunder Mountain does this so well that some people go there just to get rid of their kidney stones.

My picture is burning.

Got it. What do think of that? Huh? That's pretty cool.

Anyway, do not Google it.

Kidney stones on a regular basis.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42.574)
I've never had a kidney stone. I know you have and other people around you have.

I feel alive.

God.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54.848)
No, what's that bad?

like a razor blade is like peeing a razor blade

Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08.622)
You have no gold.

Hold on, time out, tell them. You had to have been nervous. Like, where you cut?

Speaker 1 (01:47:20.078)
time out time out we talked about reiki on this program

I thought you said it involves rapey. I'm like what the hell?

I'm weird. Keith is the one who just told a tasteless joke. no. Wait. That was me. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40.386)
Just talk.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00.866)
Whoa,

Whoa, whoa, hold on. Brad, I have muted and with for good reason, but I should have muted myself. have your, was, what was Bob? Your throat, time out. Hold on, Brad. I'm going to let you ask your questions, but let me ask first. You can't just fly by the phrase throat chakra. What the hell is throat chakra?

Yeah.

Play that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59.107)
my gosh, I had a similar experience. Continue.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01.473)
No, no, no!

Speaker 1 (01:50:46.92)
is wild because I got acupuncture, I don't know, six months ago, eight months ago. And at the beginning, they kind of assess you and you hold like, I don't know, it's like a metal or something. Yeah. And so the lady is doing it and she stops and she's like, she said something like something to the effect of, I'm not getting any energy from your gallbladder or something like that. And I was like, yeah, I had that removed. It's like, what the?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42.892)
You were unmuted the entire time, I'm proud of you.

Yeah, why did they even say anything to begin with?

No, he shoved food in his mouth. You still haven't guessed what my, what did you guess I was? A cancer? what did you think?

We found an old like trash pile at our ranch under a tree like that. I've got a metal detector. I haven't found any gold coins yet. I wouldn't tell you if I did.

Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09.87)
I'M NOT SENSITIVE! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Speaker 4 (01:52:17.294)
for four years. have a good handle on the black market.

That's.

act. So, okay, let's see. What are we doing down here on the floor with Brad? Brad, you got a...

Brad, do you have a guess as to what astrological sign I am? Because Kelly's wrong. Somebody asked me that today on Twitter, and I answered.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38.798)
You gotta find it. Sad? What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:52:54.508)
Is that what that is? Is that what that is? I am not an Aquarius. Of course. not an Aries. Nobody knows. No, I'm not. you just said it. You just said it, Taurus. I'm a stubborn son of a bitch bull. Okay. the penny's gone. Y'all sad that there's something in the penny?

our parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21.102)
I mean, that's the US government at its best. Holy crap.

right?

But that's why all these stores now have up the, if you have pennies, we'll take them.

interesting. The word penny used to only refer to any coin.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44.48)
Yeah, I like seeing those.

Twitter. One of them is very

Remember though when you thought those were like, this has got to be worth $8 million?

When I was a kid, thought, yeah. Its official name is the one cent piece. Ben Franklin designed the first American penny. Franklin coined the phrase a penny saved is a penny earned. A Lithuanian immigrant designed the image of Lincoln. I guess we've got Americans that can draw that tyrant. Let's see, during World War II, pennies were cast in steel. Those are worth something, I do believe. US military? No, they're They're not? Really?

Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18.87)
US military bases abolished the penny already back in 1980s?

What's the rarest penny?

Oh gosh, I don't know, it's a 1920 something.

According to my friend, the chat bot, the rarest penny is a 1943 D Lincoln bronze penny because only one is known to exist. Created by mistake when the mint used the wrong plan check.

Where is it? Where's that penny right now?

Speaker 2 (01:54:51.125)
Wear pants.

He said it was it was a steel little little little guy

Little guy, little guy, little guy. Look how cute it is. Like a penny only smaller.

I will forever. I will whenever I hear the name John Wayne Bob.

I will think of two things. I will think...

Speaker 1 (01:55:16.888)
I will think you will.

I will

Now stare John Wayne Bobbitt's penis in the eye You know what it looks like now when somebody says anything you will now know you'll you'll

Speaker 2 (01:55:35.086)
What you think about that?

Don't don't man. You know what? You really you really ruined my day.

I didn't know that either.

Welcome to the stage, the severed penii.

can.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50.178)
Hey, a man discovered a gold. Okay, this is first what you do is when you discover something on your property, you do not tell authorities. I don't even know why this is a

No.

No, was 11. I was 11.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04.89)
no, I'm not familiar. So save that story because that sounds interesting. This guy's lucky. He's in France, France, and he found gold bars in his yard. and, and he informed the local authorities. You're a dumb ass, sir. Dumb ass, right? Now he got lucky because they ran serial numbers on the bars and discovered that, or determined that, they weren't stolen. So he got, so he got to keep them. They also determined that they weren't part of a large of a,

of a archaeological dig. So that's another reason why he got to keep them. Five gold bars, again, and many coins and worth $800,000 US. So anyway, the point, I'm 800,000. I think these were thin bars. Right?

Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52.894)
amateur. That one right there.

But I feel like I have to say this, and I shouldn't have to say this. People, look at me. I don't care what you find on your property. I don't care how old it is. You do not tell anyone, especially in government. If you're trying to sell it, maybe that's where you find a market for it. there is no reason. Because your property, this story, he's lucky.

We found our pile. There's a chain around a tree and the tree is like grown onto it. So we knew something was there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23.7)
I have seen story after story after story. think there's a guy, a farmer in Canada that's been trying to plant crops for about a decade now because he found something that turns out to be a Native American or Indian or whatever the hell. What do we call it? Native Canadian? don't really know. What do you call it? You call it, okay, Redskins. You call them Redskins up there in What? Savages, right? They used to live on this one plot of land in Canada.

No, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43.768)
Clavages

Speaker 4 (01:57:48.492)
Amen sister.

And anyway, so this guy found pottery or some shit like that and went to the local historical society. Next thing you know, his land, can't even, it's like all blocked off now. It's like, you do not tell the government. When the government can prove itself to be a dependable partner in preserving history without destroying your private property rights, then you can start going to the government. Until then, you keep that shit to yourself.

And I'm going to stop talking now before I talk about property and where history is that I know of. OK, so where are we going with this?

this guy. is the you said how much how much was it that he was you're walking the dog near your home in a room by the way that is not a euphemism. think they were really walking the dog of Northern California and while you may be a it's only a minute.

$800,000. What's this one?

Speaker 1 (01:58:41.518)
We're never gonna get to this story. I got it. But you and I are beyond repair. I'm so naive. Help me. What would walking the dog mean otherwise, Brad?

I think Kelly can tell us.

Alright, time out. Time out. Why don't you keep your little Brian Williams thing paused there because I am going to... That's exactly what I'm typing. What are you? Google AI Urban Dictionary walking the dog. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. no. It hasn't ended.

Yeah, he's hard on everyone. He seems to have a good sense of humor.

You don't trust the most

Speaker 4 (01:59:06.766)
there's a guy that goes to my gym that doesn't have any legs, then he works.

Speaker 4 (01:59:14.968)
He has prosthetic legs.

Of it does.

Hang on. Hide the children. What do we got here? Of course. Manual hand lever.

No, he does deadlifts.

I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:59:29.166)
What does that mean, I mean?

Please continue with the Brian Williams news.

We kick your ass. He's small for a dude with no legs.

The most trusted name in news.

Speaker 4 (01:59:38.99)
Like push.

You have to.

yeah, that's right. I have to turn the volume up.

It's not like you're constantly thinking about it, but one of you and not the dog notices a tin can sprouting. In this case, the dog would just be the dog. And again, not referring back to the urban digs up from the soil near the base of a tree. You pull up the can. It reveals more cans alongside. You open the first can and it's full of gold coins from the 1800s over 1400 gold coins.

Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11.106)
There's dirt on them, but they're mint, uncirculated condition, easily $10 million worth on the collector's market. The middle-aged couple does not want to be identified. They don't want their property overrun by modern day prospectors. They say they don't want to be treated any differently. If you're an interested numismatist or even a coin collector, you can read more about the coins that were found. It's all on our website tonight.

Pause it. Why the hell do we know about this?

And I'm not a baby!

I don't know, but this was 2014.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57.678)
You don't

No, you didn't because you're talking to us.

That's

But let's just say that you wanted to sell them, right? Or when you wanted to make some money off of your find, where would you go?

You'll never have a boyfriend. What is that? Where Jesus died on the cross. Aww. It's a T.

Speaker 4 (02:01:17.358)
The little cooking junior. He died for a sentence. No, that was- What's mommy's name? Mommy! What's daddy's name? Ah! Who's on that scandal? Dumbledore. Are you sure? Yeah. Daddy, do you know that crazy song we listened to? Hmm? The

Interesting.

It was called the by the way the what they found was the there is a Wikipedia entry for it was the Saddle Ridge Hoard. It was a hoard of 1427 gold coins in northern half of Trinity County. They found it in 2013 the face value of the coins totaled $27,980. Those assessed to be worth 10 million dollars.

You said? Yeah. You're Yeah. How old are you? I'm 80. 83. And you're almost 100. That's right. And then you're only 8.

I gotta start digging, man.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49.08)
Can you get down one can and then just get finding more and more?

start digging everywhere. Like I'm just gonna start like I'm gonna carry a pickaxe with me and you're just gonna see me like walking through the Walmart parking lot just start digging up stuff. I don't know man I'm just saying take it with me everywhere. Okay look kids if you're not familiar we got to take you back to 1992 in the aftermath of the Rodney Keene beating and and and because I like to end the show on a high note with

You want an apple? Okay, we'll get one when we get home. No, that's a hydrangea. Hydrangea? named it William.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22.824)
beautiful. So I'm actually I've got three videos for you today and so this is a history lesson here in 1992 this I think this thing tells the story but ladies and gentlemen the 12 rooftop Koreans you need to know

We got the way back machine.

I should have had more. I hope I have done.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36.844)
top

Speaker 1 (02:02:45.55)
These are heroes, boys and girls.

Yeah.

In 1992, Los Angeles was consumed by riot. Korean store owners who defended their rooftops became iconic figures, altering the way America viewed them. The riots were sparked by the acquittal of police officers who had brutally beaten Rodney King. As anger intensified, violence surged through the street. Stores were looted, cars set on fire, and the air was filled with screams of fear. Koreatown, a close-knit Asian community in central LA, quickly became one of the main targets.

Korean business owners felt a band when their desperate calls to the police.

are the rooftop Koreans today.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25.036)
went unanswered. With no help coming from the authorities, they realized they had no choice but to protect themselves. Groups of Koreanmen quickly formed to take a stand. They gathered firearms and established communication networks to coordinate their defense. Many had military experience and were skilled in handling weapons. They took positions on rooftops, ready to defend their neighborhood. When the rioters descended on Koryuano, the defenders acted with determination. From their elevated positions,

They engaged in gunfire with those attempting to loot and destroy their businesses. The sight and sound of gunshots discouraged many attackers. When the chaos finally ended, the Korean community held their ground, losing one of their own in the fight to protect their homes. Soon after, the Korean community held a protest march to honor their resistance, which gained widespread support from both Koreans and the broader society.

This moment in the LA riots remains a powerful symbol of community resistance to violence and injustice.

it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:28.686)
I it. I love the I didn't know they had a parade after work. That's awesome.

Damn straight!

Speaker 2 (02:04:38.934)
I would have been right there with him.

Yeah, I was like. 100%.

I was only 12.

I wasn't even born in 1992. You were 11?

Speaker 2 (02:04:55.682)
Wait a second. Before finding the cans, the couple had noticed unique features of the area. They were called seeing an old empty can hanging from an old tree.

Somebody had marked the tree where they had buried the cans.

Wait,

They were called seeing an old empty can hanging from an old tree.

Wait a minute, so they stole those goods!

Speaker 2 (02:05:23.49)
The can had evidently been there so long, tree had grown around it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32.82)
I it. get it. Yeah, I got it. So somebody buries $10 million worth of coins.

grew up through the can.

Speaker 2 (02:05:38.222)
They didn't at the time. It was only $27,000 worth of coins when they buried them.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45.964)
hang the can they just had a can they probably put stuck a can like in the ground and then the tree grew up through the can and took the can with it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:04.099)
Mart.

Okay, so new plan. We need to drive around looking for trees that have grown.

Yes.

Yeah, we read. We'll be rich. Okay. let's see. Let me see if I've got everything. They've gone through every. yes. Okay. I got a couple more videos for you here real quick. this right here, I think this is pretty awesome. This guy, if you want inspiration, it's this guy. Okay. This guy's got no legs. He's got no arms. I don't know. This guy does more. This guy does more, than, all these people waiting for the EBT checks to drop.

Just name art.

Speaker 2 (02:06:45.678)
annual how to get up into the combine video. I found that case combines which I've been running the past few years. The ladder for whatever reason is a little bit more challenging than the John Deere combine so I do love John Deere's and it is this the ladder is a little bit lower this is not by this is by accident but the fact that I'm on the bit of a side hill makes it just that much easier. Is this last name Hopper?

Speaker 2 (02:07:19.864)
Coolie be bob. What?

Speaker 2 (02:07:27.886)
Little risky acres logo on here, Yeah, he's in a pile of leaves muscle bacon shirt. What time was that? Fairmont, Minnesota, bacon capital USA. I do love big. And that's how I get up into the combine.

Peace!

Speaker 1 (02:07:45.326)
I mean, that's incredible.

If you opened the door and found him in front of your door, he'd be mad.

Speaker 2 (02:07:55.52)
you don't think he's heard every one of these?

Speaker 2 (02:08:00.758)
You have to.

Speaker 2 (02:08:05.9)
How fast do you run the mile?

Okay, hold on a second. Hold on. You got a guy at a gym. Okay. Oh, so, so no day is leg day.

Speaker 1 (02:08:19.168)
He could kick my ass. Wait, what do mean? What does that mean? I mean.

Could he kick my ass with his little?

Speaker 2 (02:08:31.596)
Not if you steal his legs, can't take care him.

Speaker 1 (02:08:37.67)
okay, one more video here. You know, I'm a little sad that Rebecca's not here. She's over here chat. good. I had this. I can't get all your quadriplegic puns I'm out now, y'all. Okay, so the reason I wish you were here and maybe she's watching. Rebecca, please send us a thumbs up or something if you're watching.

I

Speaker 2 (02:09:06.54)
photo of your Norths if you're watching.

Because I want you to see these are babies being babies, okay? And I love this right here, like this couple right here, that's like if they're married. She's yelling at him and he's like leaning back like the body language and everything. And she's saying, babies wear diapers and I'm not a baby. So here we go. wait, why is it muted? no, who are you? Hold on, here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40.408)
but you're wearing a doctor.

Again!

You need a nap, yeah. Rebecca, the point I'm making here is that this is in the immediate future for you. So just stand by for these good times.

Speaker 1 (02:10:08.974)
You just died on the cross. It's a T.

King

Speaker 2 (02:10:30.722)
Whoa.

Do you wipe your own ass daddy? Yes, I do

And it was you?

Blamed it on the

Nobody else?

Speaker 2 (02:10:50.369)
it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:13.07)
Hi, Drain Jim, my name is... baby.

and it's funny right the other white meat

You some more? You got some more baby?

Good.

Well, um Rebecca's not gonna be back here. So I work a good weekend We wish all of you a good and a safe weekend and I don't know Brad. What's happening, buddy?

Speaker 2 (02:11:29.614)
I don't think about getting pregnant.

Speaker 2 (02:11:39.79)
I'm checking my notes to see if they're leaking.

Alright everyone, please be safe and stay warm and all that good stuff and we will see you on Thursday. I don't have a guest yet. I've had about seven guests fall through for Thursday for the deep dive, but we back with something on Thursday and then Friday. Of course, we'll do another one of these fun Friday live streams. What do you got?

the norks of November beyond you.

Not on you, okay. Bye, see ya.