Chernobyl’s Blue Dogs and the Sound of Norwegian Death Metal | 11/7/25

KELLY SMITH (00:00.29)
Even though I grew cynical, still learning how to laugh at myself too Even though I grew cynical Too, too, too, too Even though I grew cynical, I won't be underwetting Underwater So much longer

KELLY SMITH (00:34.85)
And I'm not afraid of sleeping like I used to be Oh, I can take to dreaming like a fish in the sea And the world looks so much better in sapphire green And I can hold my breath longer than I ever believed And I'm not afraid of sleeping like I used to be

I'm not afraid of And I'm not afraid of dreaming

I'm not afraid of living And if I'm not afraid of being

KELLY SMITH (01:28.238)
Please let them roll over me And the world is so much better in Sapphire Green I can hold my breath longer than I ever believed I can hold my breath longer than I ever believed

BRAD STAGGS (01:59.144)
Run around, you like to take the time

to check outside the game. If you know what I'm talking about, just let me know where you're gonna go.

BRAD STAGGS (02:21.047)
skills

you

KELLY SMITH (02:46.072)
Help me

Yeah

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (02:57.422)
Yeah

There you

BRAD STAGGS (04:02.158)
you

BRAD STAGGS (05:57.678)
We

Hey!

KELLY SMITH (06:13.3)
Check, buy a jumbo check It wasn't easy, but nothing is No

KEITH MALINAK (06:54.158)
Bye!

When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem When I feel heavy metal And I feel that I'm middle

KEITH MALINAK (07:44.91)
no, I didn't realize how red that was gonna be. Hello everybody. Can you tell I have the red light on Roxanne? my goodness. Well, I can't reach the button. So for at least the next 30 minutes, I'm be fricking red. That's awesome. Hi, welcome. Happy Friday. Thanks for making time here on the Friday live stream. We're gonna have a full.

today. Before I go any further, special thanks as always to Wes. There's a computer graphic there. At second floor Dallas, that's his Twitter handle. Wes does all the stuff to get this out there. On YouTube and Rumble at 8 o'clock Eastern tonight. Tomorrow morning it shows up on iTunes and Spotify. Give him a follow at second floor Dallas and of course over Instagram, Jeffy Apologist. Follow her. That's her ex account at Jeffy Apologist.

puts everything up over at the Mike show. Be sure to follow not only her, but the Instagram page where she is hard at work posting clips and whatnot from this show. Now, I my other computer graphic here. This is for at real Brad stags. That's his ex handle. And on Saturday mornings, he and our mutual buddy, Jeff Fisher, who you know from the Blaze radio and TV networks and a great unleashed.

Wait, I thought he was the coach of the Tennessee Titans.

No, used to be, used to be. And he failed in the Super Bowl and then he ended up at the Blaze. So Jeff.

BRAD STAGGS (09:18.784)
Wait, he's not still the coach? Because all this whole time he's been telling me that we'd get all kinds of listeners because he was the coach.

different yes okay yes yes yeah so anyway

My agent on the phone, tell him Jeff, Jeff Fisher.

at 10 o'clock Eastern. The fat one. On Saturday mornings.

No, seriously, get, I want, and bring you those big nuts.

KEITH MALINAK (09:43.054)
Who's got the big nuts over there?

But would you consider these big nuts? Because those don't really, they're not that big, right?

You know what?

KEITH MALINAK (09:53.238)
That's that's kind of tiny I think I mean, I'm not my goodness

What about this one? What the hell happened? mean does this okay does that not just look a little bit weird?

That's a Chernobyl nut and we're gonna talk about Chernobyl later. So have that show and tell.

like an uncircumcised Chernobyl nut. What the hell happened?

What time is it? only two after. So, can I just talk about, let's talk about your cat for just a quick moment before we bring Miss Kelly in here. Florida man Jonathan wants to know if Doc Kitty, Lord Doc Kitty is gonna make an appearance today because I checked Lord Doc Kitty's Twitter account and he's been MIA for about a month or so, maybe longer. Is he okay? Like where is he?

BRAD STAGGS (10:14.773)
A fair-

BRAD STAGGS (10:36.718)
He's kind of a dick on Twitter.

I can, you know what? I've gotta get coffee. So when I when I get coffee, I'll grab the pussy on the way back in.

Okay. Well, I'll bring it in here.

Please do that. Look how red this is, man. feel like crazy.

Was about to ask you if you were having an issue.

KEITH MALINAK (10:57.198)
This is brighter than I anticipated. It's quite a ways away. I'm in hell. Not yet. Not quite yet. Hi, Kelly! Hi! What's going on?

Are you in?

KELLY SMITH (11:10.094)
I'm just here for Brad's nuts.

Thank you. And I'm going to need.

That big one was making me a little uncomfortable.

I'm gonna need help helping these. I've never seen any this big.

Follow Kelly on Twitter, at Kelly for freedom. That's the number four.

KELLY SMITH (11:26.114)
We're not for liberty. We don't know what that

I'll do it.

The numeral four.

I remember the first

...not the number four.

KEITH MALINAK (11:35.586)
We're fighting now, you and I. So the first time I ever saw a number and a letter used for a letter or a word in a, well, in a word, that would have been, Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares to You. Remember that?

that. Brittany was more iconic though. I'm a slave for you.

I'm looking forward to Sinead's new album too.

Don't you dare. What? no, what's it going to be called?

BRAD STAGGS (12:04.566)
out with. Isn't she coming? She's dead. what? shut up.

I swear to God, think, I thought she.

is dead! I don't know what he's doing here. He sent him a bad joke.

you're going to tell me Amy Winehouse is dead too. Don't even. He's in rehab. No, no, no. Where's some irony in that one,

We'll talk to you after the

KEITH MALINAK (12:26.766)
Now Rebecca will be joining us at some point today. We don't know for how long because we got the Nork Monster as attached to her right now. Rebecca, at our Mr. Reagan. No, don't know. think, no, she's just got the baby. It's like a 15 day old baby and it's a little.

She knocked up again.

BRAD STAGGS (12:44.328)
Tell me when we're gonna go on the air so I can clean everything up.

All right, here we go in three two one. Welcome to this edition of ask the mic. I'm your host Keith Malinak. It's a Friday live stream. got Brad and Kelly here. my goodness. How awkward. Let's not talk about nuts. That might be uncomfortable.

Check out the nuts on this one.

BRAD STAGGS (13:02.786)
Let me just tell you these would be uncomfortable because they would shake because they're like they're like porcupines on the edge.

nothing there. got nothing on that one.

They smell

Little odd. We're not. We're not. So on your nuts on the.

smelling them.

BRAD STAGGS (13:19.868)
If you turn them this way, they...

If you. Kelly get your get your venmo ready. This is Brad's venmo right there if you want to scan him send him some money for nuts. Or there definitely therapy.

We're there.

BRAD STAGGS (13:36.598)
I need more nuts. Why have you got oil these up if they'd be easier to get out?

I'm going go to toilet.

KELLY SMITH (13:44.376)
This is just taking a turn and it's like five minutes in. I love this energy. Goes into retrograde this weekend.

what does that mean what does that mean you don't you don't stop and you don't acknowledge you just keep moving okay

Is it in your anus?

BRAD STAGGS (14:04.994)
you're just people. Darryl, that's how Lincoln got it. Mercury.

retrograde

is the planet that governs communication. every, it's like three or four times a year from where the earth sits, the way that it rotates and we rotate looks like it goes backwards. And it's supposed to mess up, like you're not supposed to like sign any big contracts and like you'll get in fight with people and everybody's a little spicy.

Okay.

BRAD STAGGS (14:36.654)
Brad. Hello?

See, how long has it been in retrograde? hasn't gotten there. How long does that last?

It tomorrow. It starts tomorrow. Like six weeks.

35 years.

Six weeks. OK. Now, I'm going to explain this. Brad, I can already tell he's going to question my math abilities, which is totally in bounds. But I'm going to try to explain something here. Because I've got all these at the Mike Show hats, right? And I will do some more giveaways, I promise. But I've got these, right? I'm trying to figure out, because somebody won it. Somebody won the little spin the wheel thing, like the first, I don't know, 20 or so. I put in the little wheel spinny thing.

KEITH MALINAK (15:19.346)
and gave one of those away. And that was awesome. Now, I'm going to be completely honest with you. The shipping was $8 on this, OK? So here's what I thought I would do. Here's what I thought I would do, because it cost you only $2 to subscribe to my ex channel. But here's what I'm thinking. If you want one of these, if you don't want to wait around for the next giveaway, then could you please DM me your address and Venmo? Here's, no.

Follow me here, Brad's gonna mock me. I'm thinking.

I'm not mocking you. I'm getting ready to sell a hat too.

We're gonna do $25 if you're not a subscriber.

KEITH MALINAK (15:59.982)
15 bucks if you are a subscriber. I'm eating eight of that but eight of those bucks on the shipping So you're really you only pay in seven, but well to if you're

Doll, can you not stuff that thing in an envelope?

I hate you both!

That's true.

What is it? What are you shipping it in? A gold container?

KEITH MALINAK (16:18.1)
it was a simple little envelope anyway so is stupid so anyway if you're interested Venmo me the 25 if you're not a subscriber 15 if you are and there you go okay

Isn't that shit crazy?

KELLY SMITH (16:31.67)
I want one of the coffee has Brad's face on it. saw that on Twitter yesterday. Yeah, what do you? A little he had somebody was was drinking there. I have a Tumblr Emojo Tumblr and it had Brad's. It was the mode you retweeted.

What are you hockin'

BRAD STAGGS (16:43.054)
My face on it?

BRAD STAGGS (16:48.526)
No, it's the

BRAD STAGGS (16:58.254)
know what that means? I you know what, you can do that. And that would actually you'd sell the hell out of those.

Before I bring Rebecca up, the-

Cause you can do, have you ever seen boobmuzz?

Sweet lord, what is happening? No, don't.

I a boob eye.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (17:14.733)
.

I had a boo bottle for one of my babies. Just like a little like a booby. Rebecca, we can talk about that later if you.

Boo-bye.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (17:25.016)
need some time.

No, you can talk about it right now.

HA

All right, I'm going to bring Rebecca on here.

Right there, and bring that up too at the

KEITH MALINAK (17:34.446)
Hey Rebecca! We gotta look at Brad's... gosh, that's not what I thought I was putting on the screen. Those look tender. Anyway!

Wow!

BRAD STAGGS (17:42.082)
Well, it's not mine, it's just...

What

I

I like the bottle with the boob top thingy. I think that's good for Brad.

Yeah, that's probably the-

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (17:57.258)
Okay.

okay, my goodness.

Good top for Brad.

Rebecca, can I just say you look amazing. do not look like a woman who just squeezed a bowling ball out of her innards.

wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a Rebecca, are we gonna do these, are we gonna do these not so rapid?

BRAD STAGGS (18:15.756)
No, seriously, does she not? Does she not look fabulous?

I appreciate it. I've lost so much hair. don't have any eyebrows or eyelashes left and I'm tired all the time, but I'm very happy.

It makes you lose eyebrows and eyelashes?

Like she lose lots of hair for.

like, yeah, it just goes, you know,

KELLY SMITH (18:35.33)
the way you think.

Yeah. How is the baby, the newcomer into this twisted world?

He is right now trying to pass gas. mean, that is my life. I'm so happy about farts. I have I never said out loud, but this is my new life guys.

That was.

BRAD STAGGS (18:55.598)
Sorry.

Have you tried the bicycle with the legs?

Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, she doesn't burp. So it has to go all the way through her system and her tummy hurts.

Norx and farts. That's your world right now.

No.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (19:09.59)
And she's the sweetest, kindest little baby. She barely ever cries, by the way, even though she has the cat on the other hand. That's a different story.

wow

One will be a no limit soldier.

How is the cat doing with the kids?

How's he doing?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (19:27.522)
Well, first of all, he was terrified. She was the most scary thing for him in the entire world. And then now he comes in and lays with us on the couch and in the bed and stuff. And he smelt her head. But he's very jealous. He does whatever he can to get my attention. Like he eats now he eats toilet paper. He eats plastic. He

Of he is, we told you.

KEITH MALINAK (19:49.486)
He's acting out. Because he doesn't like the baby sister.

Yeah.

You started eating toilet paper?

Attention to me, mom.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (19:58.71)
Yeah, and he throws it up as well. you can imagine how happy I am about that. I don't know what even nobody.

It's not even useful.

anything going on?

I don't even know what he's eating right now.

no! So Rebecca, I don't even know if you can hear me right now, but do you guys do Halloween over there in Norway?

KELLY SMITH (20:20.654)
I

I mean, kinda, not like you guys do.

Yeah, we're crazy over here. Did everybody have a good Halloween night? Because that's the last time we talked was right before we went trick or treating. Did your boys get to dress up, Kelly, and everything?

It was a candy and then we went to a new neighborhood this year and I got so many jello shots like

KEITH MALINAK (20:45.07)
first of all I need to know where this neighborhood is. Number two you said it was hot because it was perfect up here.

My kids were taking their their

No!

I'm going to

KEITH MALINAK (21:00.786)
It was best weather and went walking around. my daughter and her friends, they took off down the street there and I was a few minutes behind them. I thought I was gonna catch up to them. I don't know which direction that they went. And so I had a drink in my hand. I hear a baby. hear something.

It's not me.

Thanks.

It's Brad.

KELLY SMITH (21:31.688)
She's perfectly still.

out there. My mom's her at the moment.

Okay, it's definitely Brad because...

It is not me.

Thank

KEITH MALINAK (21:49.806)
So I muted Brad and the baby stopped crying. Incredible. So I go on a walk on Halloween night and I have a drink in hand. I can't find Zylian or friends. I have no idea which direction they went. It's pitch black out there. But just as I'm leaving my front yard, this young couple carrying a little baby comes by and I said, we have candy right over here. And they didn't go to my house. I mean, they clearly could have seen I came out there. They just didn't seem interested. They kind of seemed a little suspicious of me.

Good to.

KEITH MALINAK (22:18.318)
And I thought, all right, maybe they don't want to stop. It's a six month old. don't want candy. guess they're just, you know, that's not you. Oh no, that's, that's, that's my dog. That's good times. So, so I keep walking and I just wanted to see what the vibe was in the neighborhood and my side of the neighborhood seemed pretty quiet this year, but I was told that that happened and was on the front end of the neighborhood. So I go around the block and this like 11 year old and nine year old girl come commemorates black.

It's not me.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (22:44.504)
pitch.

and I'm some guy alone out there with a drink in hand. And I just, was being just conversational. said, hey, what's the best road for candy? So 11 year old girl was nice. He goes, ah, probably one block over that way. And I go, oh, cool. know, and I still don't know where to go. And I got to the end of the street and I'm like, where is Z leader? And I had to go and I went.

every norwegian's

BRAD STAGGS (23:05.442)
The weird man is tr-

KEITH MALINAK (23:13.826)
I bet they went that way and then it hit me. I look like a damn creeper out here in the dark with a drink asking little girls, where's the good candy little girl? And I'm like, I got my ass back home quickly Friday night because I didn't want any trouble, man. That was, if I saw that I would be like, all right, what's the deal with this guy?

I so badly there's such a funny comeback line to that and I'm not gonna do it because

you're not going to do it. Self-censoring. I'm so proud of you. OK, Rebecca, do you want to do the not-so-rapid fire here?

Sure hit me.

Okay, I kind of relayed this when it first happened. I think it, no, I think this story will tell better coming from you, but what's your best scar story?

BRAD STAGGS (23:52.96)
has to do with Norks.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (24:01.824)
My vagina.

it.

Okay.

Yeah, I had I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell my birth story now you open

Hold on. Shit. Maybe we should go to the next one. OK, you want to tell us how did it go? How was your ordeal?

BRAD STAGGS (24:21.228)
How was your vagina?

I had a, gosh, I can't remember the English term, but I gave birth within three hours. So like an active birth altogether, four hours and 20 minutes. And I had no idea it was going to go that way. a month early and you know, the constriction.

Then came out like a rocket.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (24:46.008)
contractions started and I was like, well, you know, I have time, I'm to eat and I'm just going to chill out for a minute. And then all of a sudden I was fully open and the ambulance didn't want to come get me. My mom was angry. I had to walk downstairs with like, wishing contraction and fully open driving to the hospital.

You're your hand down there just in case.

was gonna say, did you feel the wind ripping up in there if it's fully open?

It was so painful. tell you like I had no breaks the contractions were coming like right

You broke

KEITH MALINAK (25:18.664)
No, she says she any breaks in the contraction.

Okay, all right, so your mom was driving.

Yeah, and my friend was there as well. So they got me through the car. It took an hour to get me into the car I was sure I was gonna faint just standing up this the pain I tell you the pain

Can I ask what kind of vehicle it was? I mean, it doesn't matter now, but could you not just like lay down into it?

Cooper.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (25:43.47)
It's like a smaller BMW. But I didn't want to lay down either. it was just... There was nothing you could do at that point to make me feel comfortable in any way. But it was over quickly, I guess you could say.

So.

there's where were you when your water broke? Was that like a surprise?

It was not my mom's house. I initially I thought maybe I would have to do a home birth, but we got to go to the hospital and within an hour.

And you were, it was so quick, you didn't even get any pain meds.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (26:16.874)
No pain medication. I didn't even get antibiotics. They didn't have time to put any needles in me. It was just pushing her out the instant I got in there.

You went pioneer days, man.

I'm telling you some of those screams I found and I unlocked a new level of Viking woman. I'll tell you that Cuss I think I growled at the No, she asked me to lay on my back to get like the little heart monitor on my stomach to monitor the baby and she was like you have to go on your back like I cannot get the heartbeat and I was like

Did you cuss a lot?

KELLY SMITH (26:42.125)
Yeah.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (26:56.588)
having to put a little sonar on the baby's head from like inside my vagina basically. So he was born with an antenna.

It was born with an intent. They have to have thick skin, all the midwives and nurses and doctors. yeah. They hear it all.

We told the nurse to go fuck herself.

Yeah.

She told me to walk. was like shift change at the hospital. was like seven centimeters dilated. And she was like, why don't you just take a little walk down the

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (27:27.373)
yeah, because that's what you want to do.

yourself like I'm gonna go lay down in this bed.

That's a fact, that's a fact. Mandalorian Patriot too. I mean, if I were a chick, I mean, there would be no babies in this world. I would never give birth,

telling me I was trying to prepare I read everything like hypnobirthing and all that shit and when while I was in there giving birth I was like I actually made a joke to the midwife I said you know like so much for breathing your baby out like what the fuck is that

Breathe your baby. Yeah. Okay, so

BRAD STAGGS (28:05.582)
Breathe this out, bitch.

NUH

I assume you guys have game shows over in Norway. I feel like I've asked you that before, but what...

No, they don't. They don't even have television over there. They're still on radio.

have TV. What game show do you think you could win and at least make it a game show that the audience here would understand and know the reference.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (28:29.684)
I mean, I don't really think I can anyone win those game shows at all. Maybe one of those like you pull the wheel, that one I can win.

That's the showcase showdown. when you get to the middle round. Okay. What's the strangest... no, why do I do... There you go. What's the strangest habit that you have, Rebecca?

God, why did I put up? actually I do this weird thing because ever since I got pregnant

I don't like the trajectory of this answer.

I couldn't get Botox anymore. Yeah, I love Botox. Okay, this whole area here Just like I'm it down and make it go away forever. But yeah, I couldn't do that So now I have this new habit where I tape my forehead at night So I

KEITH MALINAK (29:19.672)
You get hair stuck up in there?

No, it's like a

What does that do?

No, it's the same thing you do with your scrotum, Keith.

yeah, but I didn't want to talk about it.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (29:31.655)
It keeps you from from

Yeah, what does

While you sleep, so we don't really get that you the lines don't stick

What with your mouth? Did you say?

No, like this. Like you don't get- because the tape pulls it down so you- Oh lord, oh god. It's It's a Not that kind of tape, no. No.

KEITH MALINAK (29:48.278)
I got y'all.

KEITH MALINAK (29:55.35)
Is that going to be enough?

KEITH MALINAK (30:00.062)
okay so let's see here when you die what do want to be remembered for are you going to be in hell like i am right now because because boy it don't don't say vagina when you die what do want to be remembered for

Say vagina.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (30:16.43)
I want to be remembered for being one of the people that chased Islam out of the West. That's what I want to be remembered for.

some good energy.

What's your lock screen photo? I bet it's a little baby right now.

Actually not. It is a little viable.

thing. Not a correct. Not a

KELLY SMITH (30:41.038)
So not even most kids?

It's Matthew 633, but seek first his kingdom and his righteousness and all things will be given to you as well. So it's a manifestation basically.

So it's 9, 9 23 PM over there. Yeah. So when we fell back, we made it even later for you, right? No, How's that earlier for you?

No, we changed our

you did the time change too?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (31:09.45)
Yeah, yeah, we do. Yeah, unfortunately.

It's the dumbest stupid

IT'S INTERNATIONAL?! THIS- THIS- THIS TOXIN IS INTERNATIONAL?!

But you don't need to on that!

and Hawaii and parts of Indiana and Alaska.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (31:21.848)
love Arizona.

of Indiana.

I'd move to Arizona, but also Florida because now they they kill pedophiles. I just learned

We do in Texas too every now and then.

Let's see, would you rather visit deep space or the bottom of the ocean? Deep space or bottom of the ocean? Rebecca, you can come back from wherever you're going here in this scenario.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (31:52.046)
I mean aren't those just like two sides of the same coin basically?

know. One's out in space and one's under the water.

Yeah, but it's the same creatures with the little lights and like...

yeah!

Yeah, that's a cool, that's a cool setup.

BRAD STAGGS (32:08.29)
those little bastards.

big. Yeah, they're not that big, but you know, you don't really know what lives down there.

That was what I said down there the Chululu

Yeah, you don't know. I don't know what I'm more afraid of space or the ocean. think the ocean actually.

Wait a Are you saying that this thing is like, cause in that picture it's bigger than, Nemo a lot bigger than.

KELLY SMITH (32:36.782)
Aww Nemo.

It's a lot bigger than Dory too, so.

Hmm.

I mean, that looks bigger than this big.

They just found one. One just washed up and like there's a picture of a dude holding it in his hand. Anglerfish?

BRAD STAGGS (32:51.968)
What are they called?

yep. Yep. You're right. Wow. Good. Ain't you smart.

interesting. Hey, have you guys seen the first of all, nice job, Wes. And what is so ironic, if you guys watch me on my day job, Pac Gray Unleashed on the Blaze, we ended up in this Brady Bunch thing. That was already the theme for today's show. Thank you, Wes. It's so weird how that happens with the universe.

But anyway, that was our... Hey, but where's this right here? Where's your fro? I forgot. Where's your... Where's your fro? Get a fro! Anyway.

great pussy right there too.

KELLY SMITH (33:32.568)
Let's go.

I'm gonna go get the.

weird

KELLY SMITH (33:45.368)
talks a lot of smack, but I think he does love us.

for sure.

Frog ride.

Who's that, Brad?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (33:55.209)
for old rad.

I got this here.

STOP! We should have gone and got the skims, Kelly.

Okay, what is that?

KELLY SMITH (34:05.176)
Girl, I'm here for it, yes.

Because then we could be in this game as well. I know!

Well I wasn't prepared.

Hey, Doc Kitty!

I just shampooed it too.

KEITH MALINAK (34:18.654)
that's cool. How is he doing?

I did.

that. he was doing alright. think yesterday he might have gotten into it with something because he came in and he was all like moping and stuff and I think he had a bad day. Yeah, bad cat day and but he seems he's better today and you know they're having a bad day when they won't take a treat.

I'm hoping he had a bad cat day.

KEITH MALINAK (34:39.189)
no.

Yeah

That's a bad sign.

Yeah, there you go. See so Just take it. They're not watching you. Well, they are He does So and there's his uh, hold on where does butthole go I was about to show you his butt

stage fright.

KEITH MALINAK (34:57.806)
Where does it but whole go right there? Yeah, good. I'm glad I had minimized that screen before I to see too much of it. Anyway, now I got I got a stupid QR code in the way there. Uh, OK, so I want to play this video. It was making the rounds last week and this is it's clearly AI, but man, there were people is it asking questions here. Yeah, I mean this guy's first of all, he's not sitting on the toilet fully closed.

GAH!

KELLY SMITH (35:04.43)
you

KEITH MALINAK (35:26.38)
But all of us well he is well no, it's an AI

is.

How do you know that?

KELLY SMITH (35:33.729)
Yeah

KEITH MALINAK (35:37.76)
It's getting better y'all. It's getting better.

BRAD STAGGS (35:48.908)
Holy shit!

Yeah, holy shit.

That was not good.

But it was AI. It was AI. Because I just know things. I don't know.

How do you know it was AI?

KELLY SMITH (36:01.838)
We're gonna get through that tiny-ass window. Did you see his antlers? Did you see the rack on that?

I did. I did happen to notice it. Speaking of racks. Hold on. But I just did you see the rack on that one?

Wait, what am I looking at here?

What the hell happened to her?

Dude.

BRAD STAGGS (36:18.924)
What the hell happened to Stormy Daniels?

good.

Is that the same person?

I know that's what we're all it's like what did you

He looks more tired than I

KEITH MALINAK (36:31.648)
I got news for you. She does a lot of something.

but she's she's not, she's like, it looks like a different person. I mean, she's got a gap between her front teeth now. It's different, it's just not the same as it was. I mean, what happened to her?

Hey, hey.

KELLY SMITH (36:51.116)
hatred in your heart will do to you.

That's what we'll

KEITH MALINAK (36:58.368)
So I wanted to, that was clearly AI, the deer coming through the window, unless your name is Brad. Now, every time you see a cute video, particularly if you're, if you're anything like me, you immediately question that's AI, right? That's AI. Well, this cute video, everybody thought it was, it is not. This is actually genuine. Hey, by the way, if you, if you have some baby crying moments there in the house there, Ms. Rebecca, maybe Baldur.

animals.

KEITH MALINAK (37:26.794)
The cat can jump in there and do some meowing for you. that turned the cat.

Brad's not gonna believe it that one.

KELLY SMITH (37:44.023)
Not AI?

Not AI. Can you believe that? That's not a hip. Brad's got the baby.

That's hard to believe.

I don't know what you are referring to.

KEITH MALINAK (37:55.992)
You don't know what I'm referring to, you? I hear a baby. I hear, just, maybe it's just in my head. It's probably just that. Okay, so let me show you this real quick. This is from the Chernobyl disaster zone, okay? Can you see? Look at those blue dogs. Okay, blue dogs making an appearance. Now, hold on, let me get, let me do this segment right. Hang on. Uh-huh, hang on.

know what happened to them.

It's probably nothing, right? It's probably nothing. The Blue Dogs and the Chernobyl, no-go zone.

Is that a Democrat?

Does anybody, does anybody, I feel like I have to, thinking man's joke is a deep, joke there. I'm trying to figure out how to get this stupid QR code off of my phone. Okay, so does anybody know, have you got, the red light went off by the way. Does anybody know the story on this and what the official narrative is on why there is a.

BRAD STAGGS (38:36.75)
That's a thinking man's joke, right? That is a

KELLY SMITH (38:46.126)
No.

KEITH MALINAK (39:00.098)
why there are blue dogs there showing up around Chernobyl.

Are we sure it's real because and that's not the blue dog that and I'm not talking about the Democrat. There's a there's a well-known artist and he's up on the screen. I don't know who the artist is but it's it's called Blue Dog and he he looks exactly like Blue Dog.

We're talking about.

Yeah!

interesting. Bluey!

BRAD STAGGS (39:24.616)
not that that's not bluey i got it but who is it georgia rodrigue rodrigue rod well

I got it.

KEITH MALINAK (39:32.642)
Well, but remember there's multiple dogs there that are blue in this in this zone. Hang on. Let me get this thing closed here. I thought there were more pictures around here. has anyone seen has anyone seen what the official narrative is on this? You know what this is? They're saying that these dogs rolled around in a porta potty.

My brother!

BRAD STAGGS (39:55.438)
Oh, well that would make sense.

Yeah.

That makes more problems, I think.

Affordable toilet!

Well, that would make sense.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (40:04.718)
We have a portable toilet that's not functioning in a no-go zone.

or a porta potty.

And why is Chernobyl?

I

Aren't we conspiracy theorists? Like, come on!

BRAD STAGGS (40:20.13)
What?

are multiple dogs rolling around getting their whole bodies covered in and.

We were looking for food.

pretty on par for dogs.

Really?

KEITH MALINAK (40:31.746)
that. Y'all are buying that it's all over their face and stuff. mean, it looked like their entire fur was

I bet they-

The is, and Rebecca was getting there, is why are we having porta potties in Chernobyl?

Okay.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (40:43.808)
I'm reading it. Who's using them if there's like, you know.

because you can't use the ones in the building.

KELLY SMITH (40:49.612)
And why is it blue? Like you need to go get yourself checked out.

Have you never been have you never stuck your head down in there into a porta potty and look down in the the in the Sioux? No

No, no.

It's nasty. It's blue. It's like

I close my eyes and get out.

BRAD STAGGS (41:08.79)
I mean you hear those stories about people who had to like hide in a porta potty you know to save their life or whatever because there was a serial killer after him you're like I would gotten me because I'm not

I would have died.

KELLY SMITH (41:24.586)
X-Files episode that lived in the porta potty. Yes, and the guy, and like you go sit on him and then he'd like suck you down. That ruined me for porta potties and rest stops for my entire life.

The fluke work.

BRAD STAGGS (41:40.686)
It's better getting sucked down than sucked right off the thing.

of

you don't want to get sucked off the throne.

lot of people that show up in bathrooms to get sucked off. you see?

Larry Craig is that you?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (41:57.582)
We actually have a fairy tale that we tell kids about it's called do dragon toilet troll and

Sorry, one more time.

Yeah, again, please.

Do Draugen.

Dragon

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (42:11.822)
It is like this toilet troll that lives down inside your toilet that wants to take you

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

You know, Norway's a strange f***ing

What is this?

BRAD STAGGS (42:28.206)
Send your baby to America.

Yeah.

It pulls kids down into the surge

point of that story. What is the point of that story for kids? Get your business done and get out of there. no, she's got. Yeah, don't teach Anna that. Okay, cuz that's that's because she will never let you leave her. She'll say mommy don't close the door. Mommy.

That's terrifying.

BRAD STAGGS (42:44.654)
play in the sewer?

I don't know maybe

So

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (42:58.782)
Well, it says that was the name and the this creature was first used in a Norwegian fairy tale parody that was given, which was a song in the 1980s. And from there, the story just kind of stuck.

An entire generation is now scarred in Norway from that. Before we go any further away from the dogs, did you guys, because I have actually thought about this on more than one occasion, because my two dogs are sweethearts and I love them to death. But boy, you think about this for too long and it gets really creepy. But Tom Brady, who has just a wee bit more money than I do.

the mid 80s.

KEITH MALINAK (43:44.366)
Did you see he cloned his dog? Did see that? And if you look into the cost of it, it's... How much is it? Yeah, hold on. I got the numbers here. Hang on. Here we go.

Dallas because there's a place in Dallas that does that.

I don't know where it is actually, Brad. I know he's a part of the ownership or something. you pay $1,600 one time for them to get the blood, And then you, well, hang on. Then you pay $150 a year to have that blood sample stored. And then to actually do the procedure, it's 50 grand. So it's over 50 grand. Okay, yeah, right, right, right. So any kind of dreams that I had of having a Tanner part due,

It's not that much, really.

BRAD STAGGS (44:19.8)
Okay, you lost me.

KEITH MALINAK (44:27.4)
or Matilda.

I love this pussy back here.

I saw a homepage that you make a lot of money from the Malinak Empire

Yeah. That's right. They say you're the you're the new Harvey Weinstein of the modern

from a media empire standpoint. don't know what else.

KEITH MALINAK (44:50.734)
Yeah, I don't know where else that would be going, but $45 million. That's my net worth according to some bogus article on the interwebs. I don't know where this thing came from. It was published last year, and it's got a name attached to it, like hell.

Five million?

You can clone your dog. You can clone the blue dog as well just to see if it turns out blue.

When they did me, it was only 14 million. So you had a whole lot more than I did.

Well, I'm happy to be among the elite.

BRAD STAGGS (45:22.766)
The weird thing about the cloning thing is that when Doc Thompson was on the radio in Cleveland, they in like 2001, and I have a segment somewhere, they did a segment with the dude that owns the place down here in Dallas. And they were talking about, this is the future. You're to be able to clone your pets and blah, blah, blah. And here we are 25 years later and you can do it.

Why would you want to clone your pet though?

But yeah, no.

you really like your pet and you want to have, mean, your, pets gonna die eventually since they don't live forever.

You're not guaranteed the same goal.

BRAD STAGGS (46:03.17)
Yeah, but you try to convince people of that though. It's that it's that black mirror episode where they bring the guy back and he lives in the attic, but it's not the same dude.

that's where you don't know what you're gonna get.

KEITH MALINAK (46:15.714)
would love to check in with Tom Brady 10 years from now and get a candid answers from him on. So was it the same experience or?

after he's been eaten by his clone dog.

Right.

It's not a puppy, like when they were showing the pictures, like this happened a while ago. The dog has grown.

wow, really? yeah. No, I just saw that one, Keith. And I'm thinking.

KEITH MALINAK (46:43.36)
super wealthy would never be able to clone themselves or anything like that.

100%. I don't think it stops at Bill Gates.

But then, but how do you, so who do you put in charge of nurturing that new Bill Gates? In other words, it's gotta be somebody kind of young, that has to know what's going on and this is a clone of you and how are they raising, like, how is that, how does that work?

that

BRAD STAGGS (47:08.674)
Was it that dog?

Hold on a second, let's see here. No, that's not the Tom Brady dog.

It's not.

No, was bad for something.

So, it's.

BRAD STAGGS (47:21.334)
Wait, but this is the dog that bit the Havington man's genitals off.

I bet he has a scar story now.

I want to know how a debt to his genitals

You should send them your notes.

That's a good point.

KEITH MALINAK (47:35.95)
You got an extra set of nuts there.

extras in a nuts borough.

Yeah, they're like these are freaky

I missed you guys.

Did you?

BRAD STAGGS (47:46.774)
You're not wearing any pants, are you Rebecca?

I am, yes. I am wearing pants,

it's me. Sorry. I'm not wearing any pants.

you know what I didn't know when I was gonna play this video but now seems like a good time is any actually so I don't know if anyone's familiar with this we got a husband and a wife and he's pranking her because she's coming down the hall he's pranking

He's doing what? sorry. I don't know what I thought you said.

KEITH MALINAK (48:12.238)
So he sets up the camera because he's gonna get this awesome shot of her getting hit in the face with a pillow. But see, as the caption of the video says, what sticks out in this video? Okay, there's your premise. What sticks out in this video?

Not gonna end well for him, is it?

BRAD STAGGS (48:32.79)
Oh! Holy no!

KEITH MALINAK (48:40.504)
Who the f**k is a hero? What the is that?

Get it in there.

KELLY SMITH (48:46.574)
What in the Michelle Obama did I just see?

What in the machine?

Yo!

What is that?

I think it's a dick.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (49:05.418)
It it of it kind of does not look like a dick it's just like it looks like

Like you know what a dick looks like Rebecca

going.

Yeah, I don't I just cloned myself. That's what I did

She made the 50 grand.

BRAD STAGGS (49:19.214)
That's funny because you she just had a baby and all and that would have to mean that she was

you

I don't need you to walk me through the process. I appreciate it. word. Okay, let's, I got to answer this poll here. Don't be influenced by the results here. Well, actually I can ask before I put this on the screen here. I'm trying a random poll. Okay. Everything is random. Raise your hand if you think everything is random. If you think nothing is random.

Hahaha

Thank

BRAD STAGGS (49:36.066)
can go on.

BRAD STAGGS (49:40.812)
the question.

I'm sorry, are talking?

KEITH MALINAK (49:54.71)
And if you just think some things are random, where do you come down on everything is random that happens, nothing is random that happens, and some things are random that happens.

Wait a minute. Is this in a clip? Are you about to play a clip or is this just like a... No, it's just question.

Nothing.

KEITH MALINAK (50:11.502)
Thanks for opening the email. So what would you say? Is everything random? Is nothing random?

What is he do you say email? Email.

Some things are random, 49 % say that in my poll here. Nothing is random. That'd be about 42%. And then we got about 10%. Everything is random.

Those are the Democrats voting the 9.6.

I hate look at

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (50:43.114)
Everything's relative. No, we do have laws for a reason like there's a law system to earth. Okay, but

Hold on, that was two different things. Everything is relative and everything is random. different

It's the same thing. If you say everything's random, you see that.

Don't argue with her.

She's a couple of continents away.

KELLY SMITH (51:06.786)
He's safe.

Just a flight away from Dallas.

Are you? Yeah, have you seen our skies with the government shutdown?

You're the postpartum woman. Don't f with her.

It's true, actually.

BRAD STAGGS (51:20.334)
hold on. No, you can't just whoop. you want to buy this because you can't then this would no because it can't every okay. God is omniscient.

never give us his answer.

KEITH MALINAK (51:31.819)
Brad, you're right.

BRAD STAGGS (51:35.99)
Which means he's seen everything beginning to end, which means there is nothing random.

now we're going to get into free will talk in the Friday live stream.

is there really free will if if if it's all played out already? Is there any god already knows? This is always gotten me. God already knows. In your life. This is. Is anything random?

I like it.

Friday Life's Deeper than the night, stronger than the north wind blowing.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (52:12.076)
mean, yeah, there is such thing as free will Brad cuz Yeah, I think that you you see that when Everything just works against you at all times Does that make sense like you're supposed to there's some fate to things and then?

Is there.

BRAD STAGGS (52:32.034)
But my point being, God knows everything that's gonna already happen. So that means it's already happened.

I believe that different paths to get to your destination.

I

Not random.

I'm

KEITH MALINAK (52:44.814)
Maybe I've got some middle ground for you, Brad. Maybe God, yes, knows everything that's gonna happen and he's already disappointed in your choices.

KEITH MALINAK (52:59.95)
I literally saw that one coming.

BRAD STAGGS (53:09.55)
Some things will never change, Bruce Hornsby and the Range, 1986? That was crazy. Shut up.

That's just the way it is.

KELLY SMITH (53:18.094)
You

You know they passed the law in 64?

I'm glad a little more

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (53:31.244)
You like, you think that you're in democracy choosing your next president.

we definitely don't have a choice anymore. If you watched yesterday's Thursday deep dive, it's pinned to the top here of my ex-page. Jovan Pulitzer was the guest for the fifth time on Election Integrity. To Rebecca's point, we definitely don't have free will in American elections. Those are definitely free

Well, they aren't here as well like we have this huge thing going right now because the Labour Party who won the election they

KEITH MALINAK (54:06.178)
seen as a birthing joke.

But anyway, they were caught lying. said that they promised.

I refuse to believe this. Hold on. Are you saying politicians lied? I'm sorry, continue.

She's obviously crazy.

Law in Norway until a couple years ago that politicians couldn't lie and they actually voted to remove that law So now they can lie and they did So they promised

BRAD STAGGS (54:31.244)
We did the same thing. Smith-Mont.

Yeah.

I was about to say that, I couldn't think of the name of it. Thank you, Brad.

You

Now they were caught in lying knowing that they would never make good on the promise that they were promising people like a couple of weeks before the election and now people are super frustrated and wants a reelection and I don't know.

KEITH MALINAK (54:51.586)
Wait, because they know they've been lied to?

Yes. And at first they went out and said, sorry. this was unfortunate. And then they back-troddled on it. now they're trying to gaslight everybody. Well, we didn't really lie. We just didn't think about it.

And what?

Charm.

KEITH MALINAK (55:14.07)
a backchart.

But and again, the point, they've all, if you notice, every country probably has done this. Now, the ones that even were giving some sort of a false impression that they weren't lying, I'll bet you any country that is free or democratic, in quotes, has probably passed some sort of legislation that says we can lie to our own citizens now, just like we did.

With the COVID.

that was the king of backchart.

Is there anything else? that that chartled all the back.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (55:46.99)
Picking up Bill Gates, I mean.

But the whole Smith month thing, I mean, they just, they spelled it out. They spelled out, we can lie. That's the amazing thing. God, why'd you piss me? Thanks.

When tell a politician is lying, they're moving their mouth.

huh. No way.

So hang on a second. How did I? I asked about random. Never mind so. I had another question that I asked about X last week. Do you follow anyone on X because you disagree with them on so much and you just kind of want to see what the other side thinks? Or do you try to avoid that kind of conflicts altogether?

KELLY SMITH (56:28.14)
did before Charlie Kirk. That changed me. My rage follow was Tom Morello, just because it was just so blatantly ironic to me that he was raging for the machine now. Tom Morello, was in Rage Against the Machine. He's a guitarist. He's the best guitarist of my generation ever. He's really good, but he is...

Wait, who? What'd you say his name is?

Is he the lead singer guy?

KELLY SMITH (56:56.908)
Like they, when COVID, back to COVID, when COVID came out, you know, they raged so hard against the machine that they were requiring vaccine cards at their concerts. My husband and I had tickets and we got a refund because we were like, this shit.

That's

BRAD STAGGS (57:12.654)
It's amazing. They're all like, it's like, what happened? Aren't they the guys that are like supposed to be rebelling again?

the government? do what you tell me like that was so iconic and here we are we're having vaccine passports at your door after Charlie Kirk like I was like no like I can't do this anymore but he was my rage follow for a long time and he just was insufferable now

Isn't that something?

BRAD STAGGS (57:39.616)
And he's got he's in some new band called Prophets of Rage.

Yeah, he does some good stuff.

Is it P R O F T? It should, So.

P. R. O. H. like profit. Right. It lists it as a political. Yeah.

I have to with Chris Cornell like he is like an icon

BRAD STAGGS (58:01.294)
And then it's got out here political activists. How when when did this happen? I mean people in the entertainment industry have always been politically Active, but it's just it's everything got turned on its freaking head

Yeah, so I've told the story before how Carrie and I went to the YouTube pop mark tour in Denver Colorado on care That'd be Carrie Malinak. That be my wife. I her. I don't know man. I hope not so So here's the thing we went to May 1st 1997 mile-high Stadium and the opening band for you to that night was Rage Against the Machine and so

Hey.

KEITH MALINAK (58:44.0)
what happened was whoever the lead singer is, Hispanic, wears the Raiders jersey,

Not De La Rosa.

with the crazy curly hair, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I just, I've told the story how we just were there to see you too. And everybody was jumping around and then we were just sitting there because it was cold that night in Denver. And so we were just kind of sitting there just waiting for the show to start. And I swear there was an entire song where that guy just stared a hole through my head because I would stand up and jump around with all these little minions. Anyway, what's the best band in Norway right now, Rebecca?

god, you're asking the wrong person.

KEITH MALINAK (59:20.462)
That's why I said right now.

Sweden No, it's not the same thing we're known for hardcore black metal

same thing

KEITH MALINAK (59:29.006)
Used to be. Used to be.

Death metal is like a thing. It so badass.

Festival over Easter called the Inferno Festival.

region death

So good.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (59:43.49)
Yeah.

That's like a contradiction.

Really good. I agree with you Kelly

My favorite Norwegian band.

I think we keep them down there.

KEITH MALINAK (59:54.498)
Bombing over Norwegian death metal

That is one of my favorites they're very wrong sets are a is like a little dash and then set ET Rom sets. They're really really

Who?

KELLY SMITH (01:00:14.328)
listen to working out sometimes. I listen to Norwegian Death Metal. I listen to Heilung when I'm working out sometimes. All of the ancestors.

there you go.

You know?

There's one of them.

hang on. Let's see what you got there. God almighty. What is that?

BRAD STAGGS (01:00:30.35)
Who is that?

It's a whole thing. It's a vibe.

This is a

It's a Viking vibe, clearly.

Holy schnikey

KELLY SMITH (01:00:38.286)
You

What in the-

L.

How is that any different than kiss? mean, like, let's be real.

Get it?

BRAD STAGGS (01:00:46.094)
Kisses a bunch of pussies

Thank you. That's I recently learned that Gene Simmons, not only when I called out his hypocrisy, not only blocked me, but

That is true.

KELLY SMITH (01:00:57.39)
You're blocked by Gene Simmons.

I think it sounds like you've reported me too or something. Shut up! Just to kinda affect my- Him and Kathy Griffin apparently, both, because they don't like my, how I called out their hypocrisies. I don't know, you can look up the old tweets or whatever, but apparently-

reported you?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:01:15.406)
know, I'm gonna send you a link here because this is the Inferno Festival for 2026.

soon.

We should go!

Who's the best person you've been blocked by?

Ooh, that is a good one.

KEITH MALINAK (01:01:26.284)
Hang on a second. I gotta see this movie or this concert poster. Inferno! Metal Festif-

So it's Mayhem, funeral, murder, night, it is second to April.

When is it? Let's live.

KEITH MALINAK (01:01:40.59)
2-5 April. See, you guys in Europe actually do dates why you do it right. Like we do everything stupid. Metric makes more sense. hate to say it, but we're setting our way.

Hell of a lot of bands, I'm telling you.

Your dates make sense too because you do the date and then the month and then the year as opposed to...

Yeah,

Why wouldn't you do the month before the day?

KEITH MALINAK (01:02:05.326)
I don't know, we do we do month and then.

I know that's I'm saying. Why I think ours is better than that.

Alright. Four days, of a lot of man.

So.

I think like four days of music is like different scenes, different venues, the bars are open, you can do death metal karaoke.

BRAD STAGGS (01:02:26.946)
Can we get jackets like this one? Because I want one of these jackets.

Do the Muslims like it? I bet the Muslims like it.

think you will see one and people flying from Australia, us like everywhere actually really to come to the

Just those jackets, Keith.

Wait, can I get one of these jackets, yo?

KELLY SMITH (01:02:46.114)
Yeah.

Pure Norwegian Black Metal.

want one of those. Where do I get one of

That's what one's here for.

I just said I want one too that makes all five of us

KELLY SMITH (01:02:55.832)
Wait, what?

the baby.

I can't click on the link there unfortunately I gotta I gotta go and find Mandalorian Patriots tweet there

You got us.

KELLY SMITH (01:03:04.77)
Ha

What was that?

BRAD STAGGS (01:03:11.874)
What? What is he, what did he say?

He said, click on my link there.

Miss world chili semi-finalist. she does a song with a death metal band. my god. That's really cool

That is really cool.

Hang on,

KEITH MALINAK (01:03:32.538)
Can you find it?

I have it here, hold on, I'll send you the link in the-

the link

There you go. Stand by. Gotta go over here. Gotta go here. Okay.

I know right there's so damn many ways to ding and dang

KEITH MALINAK (01:03:45.326)
Oh, I don't want to play music. I don't want YouTube bitching later. It gives Wes more work to do. But thank

Do know I got they took down one of our Saturday morning lives for something? We just got the notice of on YouTube from 2020.

I'm trying, I got too many buttons to push over here. She does death metal?

to go out of

That's hot.

BRAD STAGGS (01:04:08.322)
young she thinks he's young she's like 40.

It looks like she's tw-

Is she 40? If she's 40 then I'm 80. I'm close to 40 for me.

KELLY SMITH (01:04:24.366)
that girl in your head now.

have some bad news for you. Okay, so yeah, that's right. You're right. And in fact, yeah, remind me, let me get this tape going again.

So much

KELLY SMITH (01:04:41.482)
is Brad's leg doing on my screen right now?

Well, my new nickname from the extreme leftist here in Norway called Sofia, she calls me the Botox Nazi.

Oh, I like that you should change your handle to that.

Ooh, that's fun.

your hand on the

BRAD STAGGS (01:05:00.494)
That's actually pretty good.

You should go and patent that right now. We'll wait. so everybody knows who Ken Burns is, right? He did the Civil War. Okay, well, I cannot stand the man. Because everyone worships his telling of history. And I don't even care about the Civil War stuff. I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about a couple of years ago, he made this comment about, he was recorded in an article, and he referred to

I used to love him

KEITH MALINAK (01:05:31.854)
the racism and the xenophobia of one Calvin Coolidge, which is not, there could be nothing further from the truth. This man, and this is where I'm trying to keep together because Ken Burns has a new thing where he's going to be doing a documentary on the US Revolution. And I'm sure that it's going to be factually accurate. And I bet everybody's going to love it. And that's where they're going to learn their history about the American Revolution. And I'm here to tell you.

I trust nothing this man says if he is so wrong about Calvin Coolidge, who gave one of the greatest pro equality speeches of all time. And he did it in an era where you would not expect this. the 1920s, I'm sorry, what's happening with our feed, y'all? Is there an issue here? Everybody's commenting now and I'm seeing in the background there. messed up there.

and anything.

BRAD STAGGS (01:06:27.063)
It's well.

We might have to wrap this up if it doesn't. did it? Well, it switched back to the beginning there and of the show. Everybody. All right. Well, now it's on there. OK. I don't know how long that's been messing up, y'all. But my apologies. I have no idea. I'm just seeing Twitter in the background is jumping around.

It looks good over here.

It looks fine over

Mercury's in retrograde, I told you.

BRAD STAGGS (01:06:49.898)
Mercury's in your anus.

All right, so if y'all need to go back to I just hope this is okay.

I'm telling you, I'm looking at it right now and it's live and it's fine.

Okay, good, good. Everybody's saying they're refreshed and now it's working. I don't know. Okay, so I just want to say that Ken Burns is totally wrong on Calvin Coolidge. And if you need proof, I'm serious. The greatest speech the man gave was in Omaha in 1924, I forget. And there are some stunning things. The man stood up to the KKK. And for Ken Burns to say what he has said, I have discounted everything the man has said ever since. So

Proceed with caution on this American Revolution documentary that he's a part of. It's going to be kind of like the Civil War version of the American Revolution.

KELLY SMITH (01:07:38.99)
Morello.

I thought you were going to play something from it. was, you were all setting up the clip. I just see this and I.

No, I'm just I saw an article and it and it pissed me off and I just wanted to get on the old soapbox there in defense of the greatest president we ever had, Calvin Coolidge.

Wait, you mean Joe Biden?

Hahaha!

KEITH MALINAK (01:08:00.386)
Nope, definitely not what I meant.

Bye.

Huh.

So there is this, they're setting us up and I think this audience and this panel here can attest, they're always trying to set us up for the next pandemic so that they can get away with the kind of shit that they got away with last time. And I saw this story, they're saying that rats have been observed snatching bats out of the air and eating them for the first time, raising concern about pandemic risks. I that. So I throw this out there just...

It was actually kind of badass when that rat jumped out and grabbed

KEITH MALINAK (01:08:34.027)
Yeah, if you have a video Brad, I'll play it

Hold on, was just wiping some stuff on my hand.

Yeah, he came back. You weren't looking and it was probably for the best.

What? just love you. Nothing.

are doing with your hands?

BRAD STAGGS (01:08:48.68)
Absolutely nothing the nuts were right here the entire time. Hold on. Hold on my this it's slippery

big no.

KELLY SMITH (01:08:56.098)
Why is it always bats? what's the symbolism there? Hope it came from bats too. Well, yes, but that was a-

sure, yeah.

Better a bat than a pangolin.

But that's their excuse, right? And what their excuse is now, keep in mind, there is no, there's nothing saying that these rats are infected or these bats are infected. They're saying that bats and rats get infected with so much stuff that it only stands to reason that if rats are eating bats, then a new pandemic is on the way. A spillover is on its way. Did you know that this is incredible? A fifth of all mammal species on earth,

Are bats?

KELLY SMITH (01:09:36.693)
I didn't know that.

They're also saying that the Black Plague is coming back and I'm finally, like, let's get rid of all of these people. Is that bad?

right

BRAD STAGGS (01:09:51.054)
look that. And the other bats like, whoa, Bob, are you okay? Bob, hey, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, put him down, put him down, put him down.

I really thought that the bat would have come out on top on that one. But you know, you don't have to do that.

Well, bats don't have... have no... they got thumbs. But rats have thumbs, right?

gosh, the eat.

KELLY SMITH (01:10:20.078)
more

I'm disgusting there.

Yeah, they got the little paws.

So they got kind of like a dewclaw, but I mean, a bat doesn't have that. So, or does it?

I don't know. I think there's one at the top of their wings, isn't it?

BRAD STAGGS (01:10:36.94)
Yeah, they've got something out there. But I mean, the rat just he's got the bat outweighed. My last cat, Cooper, she brought a live bat into the house. I've never seen.

had a cat that did that one time. Lost my entire mind.

I jumped it was two in the morning. I jumped out of the bed butt naked and was running around Trying to get it was I wish I'd had a camera on that because I had to have been the funniest damn thing watching Brad jump around like an idiot trying to catch a bat

So when my mom was single and we lived kind of out in the country there, we had a cat bring in a live bird. It was injured and flopping around. And she just started screaming. And she said, run across the street and get Duane over here. I was like, OK. And so I just ran over there and good old Duane came over there. And he's laughing at her.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

KEITH MALINAK (01:11:33.438)
It's a bird, Sheila! It's a bird!

many visions in my head right now of what that would look like, that is just like judgmental.

Welcome to Texas.

That was Georgia.

But hey, would you rather have a rat or a possum?

KELLY SMITH (01:11:53.644)
day.

Because possums eat rats, right? I think they do.

The possums will hiss at you, they will chase you, and they're big. They're like the size of cats.

I know I had one in Sugarland, it was in the backyard and I don't know who or she would like walk in daylight. I was having morning coffee and I just saw like in the side of my view like I thought it was a dog.

Possums will eat rats.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:12:20.374)
Yeah, they will. Right. It was just hell.

You had a possum that was having a late night that was getting home late, if you saw it at...

It was living outside my bedroom window, I can tell you that, because I could hear it at night in the bushes and it terrified

You see the babies and stuff?

No, but it turned like my friend Kimberly she left the house At some point and then she came out on the front front porch and the possum was playing dead there

KEITH MALINAK (01:12:47.615)
I was playing possum.

Yeah.

Did y'all know that tarantulas

Now I don't like where you're going with this.

There's a question to pop and the difference between a possum and an opossum

KEITH MALINAK (01:13:05.421)
They all.

Pretty much.

I took that in my backyard a few years ago. was a mama crossing the fence line there and it had little babies just clinging to it.

She just wants to go to the bathroom by herself and have a run through. I've been there girl.

Call your wife please dead to you. I'm so sorry

KELLY SMITH (01:13:31.252)
Wow.

your wife. Is your wife part possum? Okay.

See, hey, I see the 3i Atlas has changed color again and shows signs of non-gravitational acceleration.

the hell.

The Chinese just put out a little picture of it and it's looking strange.

KEITH MALINAK (01:13:49.806)
Sorry, when you said the Chinese putt out, Eric Swalwell just started leaning in.

That was it.

KELLY SMITH (01:14:02.338)
It just came out like this morning. No, that's not what I saw.

That's that is a computer generated picture of three I Atlas.

Okay, where are the aliens at the the command?

If I.

hello, we went over this this morning. There's your forward porthole. There's your viewing door

KEITH MALINAK (01:14:18.446)
on. Hold hold on. on. on. on.

BRAD STAGGS (01:14:34.434)
it's it's still going. there's your forward porthole. There's your viewing dome on the top.

for it.

KEITH MALINAK (01:14:49.742)
Sorry, you're not gonna able to describe this anymore. I'm just gonna keep

Brad, here, I'll send you the picture that the Chinese just sent out. It's like, it's, you want me send it to you too? It's like, got like a halo on it.

Whoa, send me a-

BRAD STAGGS (01:15:04.494)
yeah they they they've theoretically got a better angle on it than we do because of their um because of their robe or their uh set or their whatever they have how's it called this uh thingy around mars they have a thingy yeah it's a yeah it's a satellite right it's a it's a it's that thing right there how the hell do we got a picture of their thingy

KEITH MALINAK (01:15:20.494)
So you say that.

timeline.

KEITH MALINAK (01:15:28.046)
that.

Yeah, really, that's a good. That's a great question, Brad. How did we get a picture of their?

They're a thingy.

On Mars.

on Mars.

BRAD STAGGS (01:15:40.234)
out well I just off of Mars. hang on I get it.

So Are we gonna be dead in a month like seriously are we gonna be like alien slaves or something what's happening here?

We know what these aliens.

KEITH MALINAK (01:15:53.816)
going out

Are these people dateable? That's what I'm thinking

I mean, you can talk.

KELLY SMITH (01:16:04.846)
Six figures, six inches please.

I spent too much time on the internet.

No, we're good. OK, so they had the.

What?

Ha ha!

KEITH MALINAK (01:16:23.746)
I'm about to join Brad off camera.

And leave us to the Norwegian death medal.

Yeah, yeah. I wanted to see what Brad, if you had any thoughts on the Louvre, you know, they had that heist. And did you hear that the the the the password for the for the Louvre, the video surveillance password? It didn't print up properly here. But if I remember correctly, it was Louvre. Like that was the somebody correct me if I'm wrong. I didn't print up here, but I'm pretty sure that the Louvre

The video surveillance password was

Excuse me, I'm gonna have to go check on my baby. I'll be right Okay

KELLY SMITH (01:17:08.142)
They caught one of the guys already.

yeah, I've caught a couple of them. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Was it one, two, three, four, five? I really think it was...

were there.

KELLY SMITH (01:17:18.638)
That was going to be my guess, actually.

But I think the stolen crown thing,

know that's gone. What do you do with it? mean, how do you offload that? I mean, obviously it's in the black market, but...

on a second. There's there's there's posts here that I don't know the reference. Cara two, Cara four, what do we what was the what was the Louvre password? Yeah, it was. I was right. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Lep. And by the way, you should find Lep over on Rumble because I was a guest on a show a couple weeks ago. It was fun. It was great. He's awesome.

my coffee was in the freezer.

KELLY SMITH (01:17:54.872)
I saw that.

KELLY SMITH (01:17:59.95)
Or Scotland or something, right?

no. He's in, Kentucky, Tennessee. Lep, where are you, sir? Kentucky, I'm pretty sure. That's my final answer. For a million dollars. For $45 million, Lep, you live in Kentucky, correct?

Take him to Kentucky.

KELLY SMITH (01:18:19.214)
Brrrr

Did you do it with pants?

answering this. I'm not even gonna tell you what I'm wearing now. How do you think I've been using that tape? Let's see. Yep, Kentucky. There we go. All right. So, oh yeah. Oh yeah. The number one password is 12345. 123456 if you're crazy. Yeah. Okay. So Kelly, um, on Halloween you told us some ghost stories and there's so many that you, uh, that you've encountered in your life. are 11 ghosts that you have interacted with.

were UFOs but I mean there's probably 11 there there why didn't give I didn't give all of my ghost stories and I'll tell you about number four oh I thought we were gonna see an actual

Well, let's hear, give us another one that we.

KEITH MALINAK (01:19:02.306)
Time out, time out. Is that what you gave birth to right there? Tell us about the dad.

No, thank God.

No!

Hurry you got a little bottle there

Well,

KEITH MALINAK (01:19:13.335)
Anyways.

Sandpaper tongue, if you know what I'm saying. Go ahead and tell us about your ghost story.

So yeah, we're going into ghost stories Rebecca now. So this one actually happened to my son. But my house, man, there's been some weird things around here and I dug into the hill. It was not bright. I know.

me. It was not me. That was not me.

That was not with the binoculars.

KELLY SMITH (01:19:43.534)
So my son, my 10-year-old, he was two at the time, maybe three, I don't remember. And we're watching cartoons. It's dark. I put the baby to bed. And where my living room is, you look at the TV and it faces the backyard. There's the windows. And so my son gets up and he's looking out the window. He's looking at something. And I was like, what is it, bud? He goes, well, there's a man in the backyard. I'm like,

shit.

I established that it wasn't an actual human man after a minute. And so I'm talking to him, and I said, well, what did he look like? And he goes, well, he was real tall and thin, and he had dark skin like Uncle John. That's my friend from high school who's black, and that was the way that his mind kind of went there. And he goes, he big, crazy hair that stood up, and it was white. And I was like, OK, that's pretty detailed. And he goes.

And he wants to know if he can come sleep in the house. swear to God. was so awful. And I was like, well, what else does he say? And then he told me, he's like, he's standing right there by the tree. You can't see him. He goes, he to watch me eat dinner. And at that time, we have a bay window. And his seat was right next to where he was pointing at. And I'm like, OK. But he just wants to know if he can come sleep in the house. He wants to sleep in my room.

What were you thinking at this point in time?

KELLY SMITH (01:21:08.878)
So I went through like the history of like my subdivision and it was an old working ranch that some family had had. I didn't see anybody at that time, but at that moment I was like, honestly, my first thought was like, shit, I gave it to Jace. Like that's what I went through as a kid and now he's got it. So I went and I sulted around the house and I said, so number four came around. He talked about number four for a long time.

Wait, so you didn't see anybody out there?

KELLY SMITH (01:21:38.412)
And we had to tell number four that he was allowed to stay in the backyard, but he could not come in the house. yeah, he told me his name was number four. So like,

Has your son had other experiences with the... you pass it on to the other son?

A lot.

He hasn't said anything about it.

Is that with you?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:21:58.262)
I'll tell you a ghost story.

that's scary.

So I used to live up north. had a, like a, what do you call it? Like when the houses are kind of like the wall in wall. Townhouses. Townhouses. Yeah. We were in a townhouse and we had two floors. I was in, how old was I? Maybe like 11, 12, something like that.

I was terrified of being home alone because I felt like somebody was looking at me all the time. My mom, she's a nurse, so she was working all hours, like shift. And I came home from school one day and downstairs was the most horrible place. I slept in my mom's bed because I was terrified of sleeping alone. And my mom's very handy, right? So I came down, I went downstairs and I looked at the foot of the door and all of these like little

what do call it? Screws, like they were laying like in a perfect line. And I thought to myself, well, maybe she was fixing something because she normally would, right? She came back from work and I was like, hey, why, is there like all these little tools laying on the on the door handle there? And she was like, what, are you talking about? And she came downstairs, she looked at it and

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:23:23.694)
She had a double bed in her bedroom. She lifted up the mattress and all of the bolts in the middle of the bed were missing They were laying by the door. Yeah, and we were it was just me and her living there. I Didn't do it Yes, we had a lot of it in that place

Poltergeist activity.

We have it. We have it here too. My house isn't old, but I think it's like the property kind of.

Ugh, it's terrifying, right? At least I think it's terrifying, I still-

It doesn't matter to that much. Really? No.

KEITH MALINAK (01:23:54.236)
No, thank you.

I don't wait a minute. So all the bolts from the bed were laying where?

Like in front of the door like on the door. What do call it like? threshold thank you on Yeah in a perfect line So if you would have laid down in the bed it could have cracked in the middle basically because there was nothing holding it together right

threshold.

It's like a message almost.

KELLY SMITH (01:24:19.704)
Yeah.

Let's straight up.

And it didn't and it didn't you say it didn't it didn't scare you or didn't scare her

It's got a crap out of me well So we've had this like I my first experience having like paranormal activity in my home. I was a little girl I would have hadn't even started school yet. I was sitting in my room with my friend we were playing with teddy bears and My closet was open I had a huge closet like covering the wall and we were playing and my friend said is the closet falling and I looked at it, and we both looked up at the closet and I said

I don't know, because it was falling this speed right here. Okay. It was so slow.

KELLY SMITH (01:25:05.229)
No motion.

Slow motion.

Yeah, and I was looking at it and looking at it and looking at it because I couldn't decide if it was falling or if my eyes were playing a trick on me. She moved out of the way, I did not, and the closet fell on top of me so I was in a shelf.

The closet or stuff in the closet?

No, this call.

KELLY SMITH (01:25:25.994)
They have like their wardrobes.

Like a huge wardrobe. Yeah. My mom freaked out. was like, did you, what did you do? Like, did you, did you rock the wardrobe, blah, blah? said, no, was just sitting here. And then after she cleaned up everything, she just kind of grabbed it and put her weight on it and it didn't move an inch.

OK, I

KELLY SMITH (01:25:50.446)
That's poltergeist

Different house. It's been following us. Yeah.

had some that follow me.

When was the last time you had an experience like that?

It's a few years ago, maybe like 2018, 17, 18.

BRAD STAGGS (01:26:13.742)
Nothing.

Nothing has a reason because when I've moved into my apartment I we I sage the crap out of this place and also it was totally renovated from Top to bottom everything was you

Last Thursday's Deep Dive with Tom Carr, the ghost hunter, he tells you when you're dealing with a ghost following you around, and I don't know, Kelly wants to get rid of the ghosts in her life, but if you do have ghosts hanging around, think, what did he say? Like, you're supposed to tell them. That's I told you. Right, right, that's right, you did say that as well, that's right.

That's what I did with number four. I went into the backyard and I talked to the tree and I was like, listen, dude, like I get that this is your place. I was like, you cannot come into the house and stop talking to my kid. And yeah, after that.

And he left you alone after that, right?

KEITH MALINAK (01:27:02.284)
So ghosts are receptive then to this kind of instruction. don't stay where they're not wanted.

I guess. don't know the mathematics behind it.

Prepare for the onslaught of everybody in the chat telling you they're demons not ghosts.

I know. don't like the UFO. I don't like the aliens are all demons. Yeah, I don't like that. I see that.

Because they're not!

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:27:28.142)
think all ghosts are demons.

yeah. mean, some of them maybe or?

I think some can be mistaken, yes, but yeah, no, not all ghosts are demons, not all aliens are demons.

What do we think about this guy's car? is a big moment for us. Yeah, it's a very exciting moment. man, this switch panel is so satisfying.

you

BRAD STAGGS (01:27:51.532)
That looks like the Vulcan ship from Star Trek. Into darkness or whatever.

I mean it's cool! I don't know how you can see where you're going though.

you

BRAD STAGGS (01:28:08.374)
He's in the back tires.

What is such a boring thing to do?

That is such a guy thing

I can see as we're making this actually.

Yeah, I can see my boys in the backyard.

KEITH MALINAK (01:28:19.736)
But again, you can't even see.

Yeah, that's one of those just as you can doesn't mean you should. I mean it's kind of cool looking but...

It'd be fun to take mud.

Yeah, except when you fall out.

Yeah, that wouldn't be fun.

BRAD STAGGS (01:28:35.756)
Cause falling out hurts. It does. It does. If all that hurts, can quote me on that.

Falling out hurts. How about these little personal vehicles? $128,000. Get you one of these beauties.

That's not real. That's not real.

Give us a drum.

I don't know, don't see, I don't see it. Okay.

BRAD STAGGS (01:28:56.142)
It's not real.

If it's not, will be within by 20.

KEITH MALINAK (01:29:05.198)
Has everyone heard the Joe Rogan interview with Elon Musk, where he's talking about by the end of this year, he's going to unveil a car that has all of the stuff more than if you took all of the 007 vehicles, all the James Bond vehicles combined, he says it's going to be cooler than that. Now that's some hype right there.

KEITH MALINAK (01:29:28.814)
Well, yeah, that's what he did say is he said, gosh, who's the guy, tech guy? If so and so wants flying cars, we should give him flying cars. That's how he teased it.

The tech guy.

I don't know. I don't know. One of the guys, one of the guys. It doesn't matter who said it, Brad. He said, okay, if Brad Staggs wants a flying car, we should give Brad Staggs.

Which one?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:30:03.022)
I just want to a spaceship thing and then go for a driving movie after at one of his diners. Is that too much to ask, Elon?

Wait, hold on, hold on. What would you like from Elon?

That to see the starship, whatever it's called. I don't know what it's called.

But you do understand the price of admission is what you just went through 15 days ago.

That is true. You have to have Elon's baby.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:30:29.531)
Just know that you will have to pay child support. It's not going to be cheap.

Would that be worth it?

Paying what's or not.

What? What? has nuts?

Thanks, dear.

KELLY SMITH (01:30:41.262)
Thank you,

well, what is she doing these days?

The filming was such a mess. was so...

Yeah, what is she doing these days?

Horrible actually like like trying to push your personal issues as a public scandal just like leave it alone

KELLY SMITH (01:30:59.374)
That was trash.

what she's facing eviction calls past year career suicide after parenting drama with Elon but this is from August. the last story is I know here's one from a month ago on MSN Elon Musk. Elon Musk, 15 million dollar offer to Ashley St. Claire as she reveals

of his 14th baby. He's giving birth to his interview, Wall Street, a million to a hundred. Holy crap, I'll have his baby. $15 million and $100,000 per month if she kept quiet about the child, a baby boy named Romulus St. Clair.

I've never heard the name.

KELLY SMITH (01:31:53.198)
right

Elon, I'm your gal. Just know that.

I'm your gal. I'm your gal. I'm your gal. 15 million.

But like, we need some accountability. what you're hooking up with a man who has 13 kids, probably with 10 different women. Like what did you expect that you were going to tame him? Like when people came out like against like Marilyn Manson, know, he's a freak. Well, duh. Like, if it was Prince William, this would be a scandal. But like,

He's into having kids like that.

KELLY SMITH (01:32:25.134)
What are you doing?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:32:30.35)
I agree with Kelly like if you think you're gonna tame him like my he's just gonna be into me from now on

And then she opens the pie hole

She probably is.

He played that so wrong. She did.

She did or he

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:32:48.878)
Yeah

And now it sounds like she's missing out on snap benefits. Yeah. she's in the poor house.

Yes, she could have. mean, she could have had a decent change and

Nobody would have.

Her career going like doing what she did she kind of ruined everything for her

KELLY SMITH (01:33:07.701)
everything for herself.

Valentine's Day too.

What'd do? What'd do?

She announced it on Valentine's Day.

She went all like out in the public trying to create a scandal and bad bad mouthing Elon and doing all the like Taking their laundry and making it public like right even alone like

KELLY SMITH (01:33:33.41)
She had a one night stand with a cereal baby maker.

Can you scroll real quick, please? want to keep going. 29 cool gifts for Christmas. I'm kind of curious.

BRAD STAGGS (01:33:53.946)
the It does not there's no way if you look at this the the the mechanics of this would not work, right?

and maker.

KEITH MALINAK (01:34:01.154)
Let's see.

KELLY SMITH (01:34:06.39)
tomato back there.

It's a Christmas ornament. I think it's AI trying to get artsy.

The Christmas order.

You

Okay

KEITH MALINAK (01:34:20.809)
Scroll down a little bit. see what the first one is.

a mini guard cam. Mini guard. We've all seen that. That's not all that you got your funga beam. Rebecca needs this. remember Rebecca, you said your toenails are all fungus ridden and stuff. **** Sorry. Was that

That's not cool at

KEITH MALINAK (01:34:37.528)
Remember that?

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:34:43.052)
Are you getting that from me, Brad?

so sorry. didn't I didn't know the fungus thing was a was a source. That's yeah, that's a cool mug. Cool mug. If it works, I mean, what's that? Heat up your room. a cyber heat. That's that's one of those here. They say that, know, heat up a football stadium and it never really it plugs into it's the size of an outlet and it bullshit.

Keep going.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:34:52.971)
it really

KEITH MALINAK (01:34:58.734)
I don't know.

KEITH MALINAK (01:35:10.681)
interested.

There's some white sniz you put on your face, supposed to tighten your skin.

and

That thing is actually really cool. My kids have those, yes. They do.

BRAD STAGGS (01:35:21.42)
Have you played with one of these?

And do they hover? Is it just because of a fan?

Yeah, it's like a little drone and a ball kind of thing. They're dope. Don't want to get near your hair.

Okay, I that is kinda cool.

of

KELLY SMITH (01:35:37.92)
I give those for whenever the boys have like birthday parties. buy those.

yeah.

good idea. Yeah, that's good. Uh the power spin scrubber actually kind of looks cool if it

attachment to your drill.

BRAD STAGGS (01:35:53.858)
Yeah, well, yeah, no, you know cuz this looks like it can get wet and stuff and you don't they Hey

Yes.

Okay, hold on bookmark that for me, baby. That's cool. Oh, more feet. I don't want

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

about this.

BRAD STAGGS (01:36:11.106)
What the hell are you? Okay, so there's that's kind of that's kind of a cool looking speaker

fighters and feet. you. Wave, okay. Yeah, yeah, send me this link, man.

All you gotta do is what the hell is that? it's a little it's a hearing aid thing. Look, it's a bionic eye.

I thought it was Madams.

Okay, definitely would trust that.

BRAD STAGGS (01:36:39.954)
that thing right there, these the the little balls that you spin. Have you ever played not like this, but the ones that you spit in your head. It's a gyroscope and when you we had those in like seventh grade and they were I mean they really do work your wrist and all but there's there's nothing new about that and then that cutting board that's made out of metal big whoop that's not a gadget.

Thank you.

KELLY SMITH (01:37:12.532)
My kids have that too.

They have your

You're heathens, I gotta keep them occupied.

Otherwise, they'll do what you do when you are a kid. Is that thing, is that cool? Does that work?

It does work, yes.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:37:29.822)
That is so much better than a ball.

That is so much better than a ball.

KEITH MALINAK (01:37:55.948)
what that is. just... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! gonna need some of these.

is

Tonight?

It's called Quietum.

Did you go to the chiropractor? I told you to go to the chiropractor.

BRAD STAGGS (01:38:09.07)
Keith never does what you tell him to do. He doesn't. Oh, look at that. Okay, that's a cool

Let me see, me see, go back.

Grab that, I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. I don't know man, that's practical.

I know it!

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:38:26.862)
Yeah.

It's like 90 degrees here.

Yeah, but Christmas is in November in Norway so They did they changed it. look, it's a USB drive It did the Ryoko Pro that's nothing the magic flosser Okay, that's kind of interesting

They changed it,

KEITH MALINAK (01:38:50.926)
It's 46 degrees in Norway right now. It's going to be a little drizzly overnight. That's gross.

Well, and Wednesday Christmas Day in Norway, it's gonna be okay. So this got the Skyhawk 4K which I don't think really exists because I look for this one and I couldn't find it anywhere because it would be kind of cool to have a cool drone but the Skyhawk 4K does not exist. I don't think I also thought one of these would be really cool too. You hook it up to your phone. takes I thought that was neat.

Yeah.

KELLY SMITH (01:39:20.685)
Be cool.

You don't think it's real?

don't know that it works. I mean, it looks neat. you got your barks buddy.

BRAD STAGGS (01:39:37.89)
Yes, and you get 50 % off your barks buddy right now.

What if I, what if I bite too?

But wait, they'll throw in one of these. And then the last one is miracle sheets. Literally the cleanest sheets ever invented.

Both are in one of those.

KEITH MALINAK (01:39:55.64)
Just.

Why

These are for the bed that you kind of fall into that turns into

The whole that's right!

You guys cannot forget that earthquake bed, can you?

BRAD STAGGS (01:40:08.12)
Yes,

Yeah

Best thing that I've ever seen like you can die in there

Yeah.

Enjoy your coffee. you.

KEITH MALINAK (01:40:17.93)
Okay, this guy, this is a good question. And I think we need to address this here because this is, I don't know, man, the English language is something and kudos again to Rebecca for mastering the English language considering you weren't born, you know, into it, right? Hey, my homie just asked me why do we pronounce the G in longevity twice and I can't

thinking about.

Longevity. Longevity. Longevity. This way I hate scrolling! Longevity.

See, this is why.

KELLY SMITH (01:40:50.936)
longevity.

Tell me!

Jeff, he's right.

BRAD STAGGS (01:41:02.254)
longevity longevity longevity

Hahaha!

Alright, so who came up with the pronunciation for that?

That's really-

Pacific Ocean too, like every sea in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently too. That messed me up for a hot second.

KEITH MALINAK (01:41:21.742)
How many seas are there in the Pacific?

There's two in Pacific. Yeah, and there's one in ocean. Yeah, the ocean sounds like a essay

Ocean

calling the still have.

is that a what?

KELLY SMITH (01:41:38.09)
that's hot.

The Pacific Ocean translates into the Hawaiian Ocean.

Atlantic Ocean.

Thanks.

In the harbor.

KELLY SMITH (01:41:50.638)
I'm

KELLY SMITH (01:41:55.224)
So, goodbye.

Alright now say Indian Ocean, say Indian, come on say Indian Ocean, come on do it!

It's dog. Rats. yeah.

and

KEITH MALINAK (01:42:10.742)
time zone you live in we made a formal remember we had this discussion in the past and eastern over.

KELLY SMITH (01:42:21.016)
You them again.

You really want to see the baby, don't you?

BRAD STAGGS (01:42:29.24)
What is that?

KEITH MALINAK (01:42:33.646)
Oh look, it got quiet. I wonder how the, oh shoot, your mic is muted there, Brad.

KEITH MALINAK (01:42:43.63)
I swear I will. I can mute it for the next half hour. Uh, okay.

What? I thought I was going to get some peas for a second.

No.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:43:00.622)
I'm trying to make my norks leak, that's what he's doing.

That's what I was going to say, girl. You're going to change your little path.

Catch me

I've unmuted you now. What did say?

They're trying to get her norks to leak.

KELLY SMITH (01:43:12.81)
Good works are leaking.

Leaking norks. That was it wasn't that your band in high school, Keith, the leaking norks.

No, that was a...

Come on. Come on. Come on. on. Megan works. Megan Norks. That's the Norwegian. That's Norwegian black metal death metal.

Megan Norton.

KEITH MALINAK (01:43:36.345)
opening tonight in Oslo. Okay. So, uh I just wanted to point this out. I don't want to spend a lot of time on this but this is this is something that happened to me. Uh an Amazon driver backed into this lady's garage and so they refunded it. They're like, oh, we're sorry about that and guess what they refunded her. Guess. Guess what they gave her? 18 bucks. Oh. Cuz that was the cost of the package. They're like, what do you want from us? We can only

One

you

KEITH MALINAK (01:44:01.942)
refund the cost of the- eventually got it figured out there but- it took her forever. Man when these companies do you dirty man you gotta stay on top of them. But-

I like it. Are those led?

And it damaged a car that was parked in there too. It was a mess, man. It was a comedy of errors. But there you go. I don't know. just know.

Hang on. I may have something here for you.

moral of the story is you gotta you gotta see this works. one night only, it's Mega Norx live from Oslo, Norway. Tonight, one night only, it's Mega Norx live from Oslo, Norway. Hey, did you guys see that the member of the Tesla Cybertruck on New Year's Day that exploded? That was a strange, strange situation with the manifesto and the guy that

BRAD STAGGS (01:44:36.76)
you

KELLY SMITH (01:44:54.156)
again.

And he reached out to Sean Ryan show. Remember that? And it was a mess. Apparently, the Department of War has now classified that manifesto and the investigation is way hands of the federal government.

Wait, didn't they just, they came out and said it was just a suicide.

Nothing to say here.

The one in Vegas, the cyber truck that exploded in Vegas in front of Trump. They just released the report.

KEITH MALINAK (01:45:24.184)
Yeah, just, just one of them, rogue suicides that are now in the hands of the, B.

It's suicide.

KELLY SMITH (01:45:31.372)
It was the same day as the New Orleans. Like that whole day.

I know.

It wasn't terrorism, just stop it.

was sp-

I mean, but if we've got the Department of Defense now involved in classifying what the guy wrote about the-

BRAD STAGGS (01:45:47.95)
It's just a suicide. Stop it. It's nothing.

It's probably nothing. But yeah, it talks about the dangers of the Chinese drone program and all the stuff. Remember at the time, that's what was flying over parts of the country.

Luna.

BRAD STAGGS (01:46:03.01)
Those were just those were.

Norway now? Didn't they? was it Sweden? It was somewhere up there.

no, don't you dare

I'm not comparing that. I think it was Norway.

She's gonna hate you too.

BRAD STAGGS (01:46:13.966)
Right.

Yes.

several over several airports in Norway and in Sweden and also in the Netherlands. All over the place. It's still going on but yeah.

Yeah.

That's happening right now there

KELLY SMITH (01:46:27.79)
a ago.

KELLY SMITH (01:46:32.504)
They shut, it was the same thing as New Jersey, like shut down the airspace. I think they shut down a base too over there or something like.

They've got parts of the Caribbean shut down right now off of, is it Puerto Rico or Cuba that is shut down in the Caribbean for, can't remember what they said it was. Was it security or war games or something stupid? And I'm pissed off. And why can't we go to Cuba?

Yeah, what is that? Why isn't that open yet? I just opened it up or something.

But then they shut it back down. Why is that? can you? I mean, you can go to Cuba if you go to Canada first, but why can't you go to Cuba?

Wait, why do politicians get to go down there?

BRAD STAGGS (01:47:16.074)
I that's a great question. Why in the hell? Why do we I want to go to Havana? You can't go to Antarctica. Well, there's no, say you can go to Antarctica, but you can't go to a lot of Antarctica.

Let's do this.

KELLY SMITH (01:47:30.734)
sail past a little tiny part of it. That's like the only thing all nations on earth agree on is they're not going to let people into Antarctica.

Right.

think that's about y'all, because that's a whole other deep dive show waiting to I know. What's that all about?

It's nothing. Why do you have to make something out of something like when it's nothing?

So you're saying that all the nations of the world can't agree on anything. We can't even agree on innocence being slaughtered in, pick your own capacity there, but we can agree on not letting go down to an

BRAD STAGGS (01:48:01.198)
the

See here, it's just ice, right?

There's nothing there that Hitler Hitler's not there. Hitler was never there

Honestly Brad and I need to

The are still there.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:48:18.466)
These are everywhere.

We need to do what?

either Botox Nazis everywhere. Okay, Brad and I need to figure this out.

I you.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:48:28.888)
Barbie and now it's both talks Nazi.

I love that for you. You should get a t-shirt made.

I was thinking about it actually. You know, maybe she could lighten up a bit, but then I figured I don't want to my money on her.

said.

But like, what's up?

KEITH MALINAK (01:48:47.807)
That's true.

Who is-

On the woman that...

I gotcha. Hey, Brad, so when are we gonna do our field trip to Havana? Do we have to fly through Toronto or something and then come back down?

I think you just I think if you fly through, if you just go, yeah, if you just hold on a second, we have an update

KEITH MALINAK (01:49:04.726)
Mexico in night only it's mega Norx live from Oslo Norway opening from mega Norx. It's Botox Nazis

Dude, I'm at that show.

That is a band right there.

We just go to Toronto first, then we can go down to

I'm sorry.

KEITH MALINAK (01:49:27.406)
I guess you're right. You are right, Kelly. We should just go to Mexico City first, right? We could just...

Yeah, that makes much more sense than going up, go down and then over.

Can you do that though? know you can get I know you can fly to Havana from Canada, but can you fly to Havana from Mexico?

I mean, pretty much anything's a lot of

And well, but and you also when you go to Cuba they they don't stamp your passport because if they stamp your obviously you're gonna get arrested when you get home, but and so they just give you this temporary piece of paper When you when you go

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:50:03.146)
I don't get this. Why is that a thing? When you have so many socialists in the United States of America? Look at New York, what just happened there? Are you going to get arrested if you go to New York? New York as well? think Cuba is pretty much safer than going to New York.

It's okay and yes, you can fly to Cuba from Mexico direct flights available from major cities

lovely.

KEITH MALINAK (01:50:24.686)
I'm working on it right now. Keep talking.

He's gonna have you. Mexico including Mexico City. have regular flights to Havana other Cuban destinations like.

leaving? Hold on, I need some dates here. When are we leaving?

Christmas or like New Year's.

You can go to Kamagui in

KELLY SMITH (01:50:42.606)
them.

Which is that cost, am I right?

That's extra. I would like to come a GUI. take it. No, I take it to come a good ticket to come a good place. And and Santa Clara are also available from Mexico. And you have to fly Viva, Ero bus, Eto Mako or Euro Airlines.

Ticket to cover. CHOSE IT!

KEITH MALINAK (01:51:05.966)
I'm working on this. I'm working on it, man. This is gonna...

Tell you I want to I want to because they say Havana is like a time machine from like 1955. Yeah, that all the cars. Huh?

Another time machine you can go to is Transnistria. It's like going to the Soviet Union.

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:51:29.555)
maze it is between Moldova and Ukraine so

Would you call it Transist? Trans?

Transnistria

Nistra.

KEITH MALINAK (01:51:43.091)
Wait, you gotta see what I'm

Everything

Look at this. Attention, travel to Cuba. Passengers bound to La Havana who are neither Cuban citizens nor residents must get a visa tourism card at the website of Cuba, blah, blah, blah. The following cases are subject. So if you're a US citizen, blah, blah, blah. Are you or is someone in your reservation such as a dependent US person? Nope. Let's see what happens.

BRAD STAGGS (01:52:20.376)
You're zoomed in too far. No flights available. That's probably those 4 % of flights that the transportation secretary.

KEITH MALINAK (01:52:31.374)
Damn you, Sean Duffy! This is my dream!

I would not want to be Sean Duffy right now. Bless his heart.

a trans trans trans is there's the okay what do we got there's the there's the map it's right next

They have two cities and they have vineyards and they make gorgeous wine. They speak Russian.

KEITH MALINAK (01:52:56.974)
We're gonna go back. We're gonna go back. Try it again. What do they got there with the grapes and the wine? What's that? We love you. We're trying to help you. It's vineyards.

Don't change your-

Don't change me But yeah, it's really remarkable they kept everything so they they still have the Lenin statues from back in the Soviet Union and you know, they have this like cable tram and I was there this was years ago No, but transnistria

you

Thank

BRAD STAGGS (01:53:20.257)
and good luck.

BRAD STAGGS (01:53:29.57)
No, Translist 3

90-year-old woman stood up on the cable tram and she was like, oh my God, tourists, thank you for coming here. And in Russian, super happy, we had a Russian speaking guide. And I went there for the national day, the Independence Day, which they celebrate. They're recognized by South Ossetia and another state.

but they're not recognized as their own country, but they kind of operate like one.

They are defacto independent semi-presidential republic with their own government, parliament, military, police, postal system, currency, and vehicle registration. What?

Yeah.

BRAD STAGGS (01:54:19.918)
and

in Ukraine.

Just

It is it's like traveling back in time it's really interesting and it's the most amazing military parade I've ever seen in my life to be honest

shit

BRAD STAGGS (01:54:36.142)
You say most military.

Military parade for their Independence Day was really good.

In addition to the unrecognized Transnistrian citizenship, most Transnistrians have Moldovan citizenship. Many also have Russian, Romanian, or Ukrainian citizenship. Russians, Moldovans, Romanians, and Ukrainians.

KEITH MALINAK (01:55:02.294)
Are they like Greek Orthodox? Is that what I'm looking at here? Interesting. A lot of farmland it looks like.

Yeah

yeah.

Yeah, it's not a big like little cut, but they had a war with Moldova in the 90s. And it's also the reason why Moldova is not accepted into the European Union because they cannot control their own land due to this little republic. It's an interesting dynamic, but.

Very narrow.

KEITH MALINAK (01:55:31.246)
is that not a fortress like that the board maybe the border is I just I've never heard of the Yeah,

that wall.

One of my favorite memories is like they have this like cognac or like brandy distiller

All your favorite memories have to do with alcohol, don't they?

But it was a Russian young Russian lady. OK, she was the guy there. She took this tasting.

KEITH MALINAK (01:55:58.989)
and shoot.

I never thought I'd be writing you this letter.

And then she said, you know, she looked at us and she said, do you know what is, what's American beer is like? They were like, no, like fucking in canoe.

KELLY SMITH (01:56:17.132)
He's not wrong!

fucking close to i was just like what? this kid is like beautiful russian woman crazy i'm telling you it's really cool place yeah i had to go through the border yeah

love it.

KEITH MALINAK (01:56:30.366)
Did you get to the border? Look at it. All these are cameras right here. That's our future, by the way. That's our present.

camera.

Present. That looks like the Demogorgon right there on there.

It does, doesn't it?

yeah! Holy crap. Hey that comes out in what? We got two and a weeks or so?

KELLY SMITH (01:56:50.239)
end of November, right?

Google Transnistria with Lenin statue and then you'll get this like huge freaking statue that they have in Tiraspol which is the capital. It is crazy to look at.

Let's see what we got here. How tall is it, do think?

Don't remember but it's tall. Okay. It's like in the sky basically Yeah

I think I found it. Let's see. Brad, do you have it?

BRAD STAGGS (01:57:19.826)
What are you looking at? I'm sorry. I was looking at stranger things. What what am I looking at the?

Canada.

and in statue in Tiris pool.

Is that it?

Yeah, that's it. Yeah Still standing and they have like these old trains from the Soviet times. They have the like the old parks in

KELLY SMITH (01:57:45.442)
He's like, yeah, crazy or something.

They've taken care of everything like it's still like it was during Soviet times and talking to people there like they want they this was years ago if not Ted if not 15 at least 10 years ago I was so I can't remember what year it was But they wanted Soviet Union to come back like that was there

Hmm.

because because at least back then they had like clean running water and stuff or what

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:58:16.062)
I don't know. I didn't have that many deep conversations because people were dependent on having a translator to have conversations because they speak Russian, right? So not very many English speaking people, unfortunately.

Suddenly I want to go there and I can't figure out why.

I'm sure.

Nope, just gotta take a camera and

I'm kind of into it too. I'm Forget Havana. We're going to Transistia.

KELLY SMITH (01:58:48.585)
It is.

It's really fascinating, I'm not gonna lie. It's very, very exotic in a way. you know, like, never go visit the Soviet Union and that's a thing for the history books. Like here you have a piece of little land that is kind of like that, like what Soviet used to be like. And so you can get a taste of what history is basically. that is what's good.

the

KELLY SMITH (01:59:08.557)
What's life?

I look like one

That's interesting. Yeah, you do look like him. He's right. Yeah, You look like Lennon. Real quick, real quick. 30 % of people apparently are affected by a common chronic liver disease. Now that that that that sounds ridiculous. It's weird here. Yeah, apparently. This is a health scare story for you. OK, I got them. got two of them. Don't drink soda because it's as one can of soda a day.

Don't look like Lenny.

Do I? Yeah.

KEITH MALINAK (01:59:41.771)
Apparently, if it has like artificial sweetener, it's going to give you this non-alcoholic fatty liver disease.

right. Cal had fatty liver disease, remember?

Yeah, yeah, this is... So just be careful. I gotta...

switch to the

REBECCA MISTEREGGEN (01:59:55.758)
Those are actually really good.

I'm love me a diet Dr. Pepper, but I know that they're rotting my inside.

KEITH MALINAK (02:00:06.891)
It's too late.

Vintage Cola is actually really good as well.

Another health scare story for you is that apparently if you snore like a bear you're probably gonna end up with dementia. letting you know. That's some sort of weird obstruction there like the sleep apnea thing.

They're all good so far.

KELLY SMITH (02:00:23.096)
to make.

KELLY SMITH (02:00:28.078)
Did know that the later a woman has a baby, like in life, the less her chances of getting Alzheimer and dementia go down? I know what it is.

So wait a minute, the later you have the baby, the less chance you have of getting Alzheimer's.

Yes, I don't know what I don't know why, but it didn't and it could there's like a longer lifespan too, because I had my babies late too. But there's something about there. There's a correlation there.

interesting. Okay I don't know why jump roping is an Olympic sport but kudos to this guy. It says you're the best in the world at the sport no one has heard about. is called.

better than that breakdance.

BRAD STAGGS (02:01:09.088)
Okay, that's really that takes some talent right right, right

look at that. That should be an Olympic sport. Water polo is a sport. How is this not some sort of

I want to get.

KELLY SMITH (02:01:21.96)
the dancing Australian girl in the green last.

Hey, hey, she was talented. Don't you even

that

KEITH MALINAK (02:01:29.294)
Before we go, I want to play this clip that rolled into my feed the other day. And by the way, Rebecca, I don't know how you made it all two hours. I don't know why. Thank you. Thank you. weren't expecting much, but thank you for hanging in there as much as you. She had to go and give some nork.

We weren't expecting-

KELLY SMITH (02:01:47.47)
when you have friends like this.

We weren't really expecting much.

the best word choice I'll admit but it's not exactly what I meant. Okay so this rolled into my feet Richard Simmons man just what a good sport he always was and he did not care what people thought about him and so could you turn off the kid. I didn't do it. Anyhow this is remember whose line is it anyway? Yeah he was on there at one point and I have never seen this clip until today and now we're not gonna

and that's Ryan.

KEITH MALINAK (02:02:19.174)
All right, well, thanks for playing, everybody. hope you have a great day. was, don't know what's happening here. Let me go and find this. Hang on.

Was that on?

That was it! That's it, we're done, we're done. was it. Yeah, keep talking because I'm still looking for the clip. There's three of you. I'm sure you can think of something to say.

Is that on whose line is it anyway?

BRAD STAGGS (02:02:38.164)
Hold on, is this it right here?

was a good game.

Let's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so zoom in for that please and then I'll let you play

hang on a second and what which where is it in in there because it's this is six minutes long

KEITH MALINAK (02:02:54.67)
no, I'm going to give you a...

I got you. I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you though. Thank you. you. Yeah, we're good.

It's right there if you want it.

That's what she said.

So here we go. So it's a cruise liner and a couple makes the most of their day together on the cruise.

BRAD STAGGS (02:03:15.63)
Sports and entertainment. Take it away. is the most romantic trip we've ever been on. Yeah, yeah, me too. Me and your wife. Hey, why don't we look at the scenery through the little telescopes ahead. All right.

Yes, yes, honey!

BRAD STAGGS (02:03:37.896)
Look, there's an island over there! An island? Yeah! This one wants more coins!

BRAD STAGGS (02:04:04.558)
What can we do? Hey, why don't we get out the deck chairs? Alrighty. You get the shiny one. Okay.

KELLY SMITH (02:04:32.91)
This one's wet! no!

KELLY SMITH (02:04:40.046)
BRAD STAGGS (02:04:46.286)
Why don't we, D. I'd love to.

Jetski-

KELLY SMITH (02:05:03.502)
no! no!

No!

BRAD STAGGS (02:05:32.872)
Wow. You know what I'm is Richard Simmons going to do another sitcom because I'm looking forward to that.

We lost him.

lost them with Amy Winehouse.

What? Wait, no!

long time ago, right? Like in the 90s, I feel.

KEITH MALINAK (02:05:51.98)
It was like an accidental death at his house like he fell or something. I don't know. sad.

So, sure.

KELLY SMITH (02:06:01.324)
We live in different dimensions.

But we're able to meet here every.

Okay, so I appreciate. What are we doing? Is it the? It must be my head. Must be in my head. All right, so listen, at Real Brad Staggs on xthedalymodjo.com. Don't forget that he does his thing every weekday at 8 AM Eastern. And he also does the thing with Jeff Fisher, my coworker over at The

I don't know what you're talking about.

BRAD STAGGS (02:06:34.712)
Apparently he was not the coach.

the same guy. I hate it. He's been pulling the wool over your eyes all this time. You can go to to at real Brad stags on X every Saturday morning at 10 a.m. You can see them. You got our Mr. Reagan. That's all Rebecca over there. And she's in Norway. She's a new mom. And follow her. And you can do the whole X subscription thing over there. Now, if you're in the market for a house, you got Kelly Smith at Kelly for freedom. Give her a follow on X. Give her a call. They're in Austin.

Talk about it.

KEITH MALINAK (02:07:06.792)
And anything else you kids want to plug here before we go? Anything going on there? No, we're good.

I want a house in Austin.

Girl, don't call me. I got you.

There's your real estate agent right there.

I'll even hold the baby. You can walk around and hold the baby.

BRAD STAGGS (02:07:23.864)
Thank you.

Now Elon lives in Texas sometimes. it is.

Yes, whoop.

Thank you, Lonnie, you know where I am.

He knows where you're dealing, Darla. Everybody tuned in here, so grateful for you and your time. Please like, share, wherever you're watching this, subscribe and whatnot. thank you for being out there. Have a safe weekend. I hope it's cooling down wherever you are. Go, yay, Norx. And who's playing in Oslo this weekend? Who's that again?

KELLY SMITH (02:07:35.214)
Billions, don't worry about her.

BRAD STAGGS (02:07:50.465)
Go Norks.

BRAD STAGGS (02:07:59.009)
the Botox the Botox not

Yeah, we how much does tickets cost? We got to get to that.

you're right. We do. We we need gosh I don't even know how much they cost but they are it's yeah they

Yeah, I would love to have

Play a song from the

KEITH MALINAK (02:08:15.95)
one only. It's Mega Norx live from Oslo, Norway. Opening for Mega Norx. It's Botox Nazis. 29 bucks. we gotta go. Alright, kids. Have a great weekend and we will see you Thursday. The deep dive is gonna be a survivor of MK Ultra. That'll be at 3 PM Eastern here on X and then of course, we'll come back here and hang out and have some fun again.

$29 apiece.

BRAD STAGGS (02:08:42.414)
Come back now, you hear?