$45 Million or Pokémon Porn Star Trading Cards? | 10/24/25

Speaker 1 (00:01.474)
Hello.

Happy Friday to you. Hang on a second. Too many tabs. Too many tabs. Today may be a record. I should have counted them. It's got to be 30 tabs. We'll see if we get to them all. Thank you for making time. It's been a busy week. We did the impromptu live stream on Wednesday. Brad, he did the impromptu join Keith and save his ass on, wait a minute, wrong camera. There we go. On Thursday, that was yesterday. And now I dragged him back in here today.

And I'm grateful for... Where are you right now, by the way? What is that? What are we looking at?

It's a beautiful field of poppies.

Huh. That's what pop... yeah, I guess... Hold on.

Speaker 2 (00:47.042)
I like poppies.

Yeah, that's what they, that's what they wear in Canada, to commemorate the world war one or something armistice day or something. don't know. Yeah.

They do? Canada can blow me.

Okay. So all these links that I just mentioned, the Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, they're going to be pinned to the top here on my Twitter page at Keith Malinak. They'll also appear at themikeshow.com where Hero West is always busy. He's at Second Floor Studios. That's what you need. Second Floor Dallas. I hope that's right. Somebody fact check that. At Second Floor Dallas on X. And then thank you to Gabby.

She's at Jeffy Apologist on X. She runs the Instagram page that you should follow for at the Mike show. And then there's this guy at real Brad stags on X. And so there's all of our new and improved computer graphics. See, I made them bolder and.

Speaker 2 (01:47.634)
That is nice. I like that. Bolder and thicker. Deeper.

not quite so No. What? I I appreciate you making time here. Yesterday, I I made everyone aware of your Venmo. See, you gotta scan this right here and you gotta show Brad some love.

The important dot is the bottom one from the fifth from the left.

The fifth from the left, you don't have the fifth from the left, you'll accidentally donate money to the Democratic National Committee and you don't want to do that.

Do you see the face down there?

Speaker 1 (02:20.952)
That's a beautiful face. Look at it.

No, not that face the one at the bottom with the dots on the the next to the big square. It's just like

the

Yeah.

All right.

Speaker 1 (02:46.454)
I will. no, you sent me a picture. Another one? Are your clothes on this time? Cause the last picture was obscene dude, I'll be honest with you.

See him?

Speaker 2 (02:54.69)
That wasn't supposed to be, that wasn't for you.

Sure, it wasn't. So that QR code right there, that's how I've made my millions. And I will explain that here momentarily. I learned today, and it was news to me as well, that I am actually worth $45 million. So aren't you...

Can't wait to find that out.

Speaker 2 (03:14.264)
Do you have a rich Nabibian uncle?

Aren't you pleased to know that you knew me before I knew how wealthy I was?

There will be changes. There will be signs.

this friendship will pay off. So good luck.

Okay, did you, that mean send another naked picture or just.

Speaker 1 (03:35.414)
No, no, no, no, no, not if you're wanting to get money from me. And you can support the show. I do the X subscription for $1.99 a month. And no idea what that benefit will be to you other than maybe every now and then I'll give away a hat. And so.

All right.

Speaker 2 (03:50.99)
That's nice of you. Yeah, a lot of people take the money and don't give away anything

Well, I seriously I have struggled for years like I had that subscription thing on X that that application or whatever in forever and For the two and a half years that I waited to be approved I kept thinking at random times, you know if that day ever comes that they say congratulations You can do subscriptions. What the hell am I gonna offer and all I can say is I don't know I'm just grateful for your support for that dollar

You have to be approved?

Yeah, yeah, you have to like go and say, there's all these like little, I don't know, it's a step by step. He's going to do it right now. He's going to sign up for it right now. And then you'll hear back about twenty twenty nine. You'll find out if you know. wherever you're watching this show or listening to it, please like it, subscribe, send it to your friends, your enemies alike, make sure they all.

know about this place. will say that you could inform them that there's usually an attractive member of the team that's with us. Her name is Rebecca. She is not here today. She wasn't here last week. She's been a little busy. If you know, she's been pregnant and congratulations. We can say congratulations to the new mama yesterday, gave birth there and baby is doing great and mama's doing great.

Speaker 2 (05:10.008)
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:19.43)
and so she sends along her well wishes to everybody tuning in and hopes to be back ASAP. I don't know how long she's gonna take maternity leave. She didn't say and since she's not paid to be here either, she can take as much time as she wants and I hope that... Yeah, she misses us already. That's the thing.

don't know. Narks are getting a workout.

Speaker 2 (05:40.93)
She can't stay away that long.

somebody like her, can you just, can you see her sitting in a, a, in a hospital bed?

No, and she told me that she's she's actually pissed Because she had some good answers for the not so rapid fire this week that she'll share with us Next time I guess But Brad Brad, I'm gonna subject you to the rapid fire the not so And the thing was she was really upset that wait were you being facetious? Okay, was I trust you why she she was upset she was upset that she couldn't

love these.

Speaker 2 (06:13.315)
No.

Speaker 1 (06:19.874)
talk about her scar story, she said she had a new one now. And it involved her vagina after her giving birth.

Okay, I could have gone all day without knowing that.

Couldn't you hear her say that? So I told her I would relay that I've said I made sure I said you really want me to okay We're gonna do that. So there you go. That's our new scar story. I Think she was kidding. I think she was Okay, I don't know

I hope so.

Speaker 2 (06:54.946)
I'm just, mean, nothing, no kissing my sister, but you know. Yeah.

I know, it's better nuttin' man. Better nut. Look, I'm from the South, so.

What a great.

You gotta you gotta show the guy that I sent. He's over here. I I've I've put him up on the thing because if you're having a bad day, this guy will make you feel better and this is uh it's Jacob Miller. Oh, he's a Union soldier in 1863. He got shot in the forehead at Chickamauga. Um after he got shot, he crawled past Confederate

Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:18.222)
Okay, hang on.

Speaker 1 (07:22.531)
Hey, Jacob.

Speaker 2 (07:36.106)
and survived and lived another 54 years with a hole between his eyes. I guess it's true. Can you see anybody doing that today? It's just I mean, when you talk to him, where do your eyes go? It just you feel bad. I mean, you should put like a little sticker.

Cyclops, Triclops.

Speaker 1 (07:57.134)
guys go look at me look I take my word for it

I that like when the wind blew, did air get in there and stuff?

Huh. I do have questions. He lived another 54 years.

I mean, 54 years it says with a hole in his head.

until 1917. Wow. I'm proud of him. That's a lot of makeup. For 54 years he's having to cake that thing so people.

Speaker 2 (08:24.512)
I know.

Speaker 2 (08:31.15)
He had problems swimming though. Yeah

That's his best scar story right there.

That's why I was thinking when you said scar, I was like, I can't that that's my scar story.

I mean, it's not really mine, but it's a good scar story.

I mean, anything I say is pointless now. mean, apply that rule to anything. But all right, so what's your scar story, Brad? see, we've talked about me and the hedge trimmer and stuff. I don't know if I've told the story about riding my bike down a hill in Atlanta when I was growing up and the neighbor put in a mailbox and there was all this loose gravel. So when I tried to make the turn at the bottom of the hill, my

Speaker 2 (08:51.712)
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:56.034)
Yeah, top that.

Speaker 1 (09:19.682)
back tire on my bike went out from under me and I still have two scars on my knees and one on my elbow from that fateful day when I was like eight years old. But what about you? Because you in the shop, man, you're woodworking and whatnot and I've heard stories.

No, but you if you've got gravel on you I have gravel I think my gravel is in my lip still there bro. I don't it might be

What?

I can't look at the triclops anymore, I'm sorry. I'd rather look at your puppies.

I I we we were playing Get out of the way of the bicycle and I didn't and it was a fun because we lived in a trailer park in Indiana and so we didn't have too much to do other than you know trailer park stuff and so you'd stand there and the other person would ride their bike up behind you and if you didn't get out of the way in time they hit you and I wasn't quick and so they hit me and I got

Speaker 1 (10:02.455)
And

Speaker 2 (10:18.924)
I remember gravel went into my lip right there. I think there's still a scar somewhere. And then I hit a parked car and I had a scar over here.

Do you wait do you ever rub the lip and feel the little gravel piece in there? Because can you see this I don't I don't know if you can tell yeah, right kind of that little I'm gonna it looks like I'm flipping you off, but I'm really just trying to point there. It's I Can't it's the only finger that works for pointing. Yeah

I don't the- don't- yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:44.142)
Yeah, because you can't possibly point with any of

Speaker 2 (10:50.818)
That's your lifeline.

That's right here. That's right here. See that right there? And now I've lost it. See, it's kind of faint now. Right there. Right there. That's some pencil lead still from third grade. When I was eight, that was a rough time. That was a rough time.

Eight or just sticking yourself with pencil in.

Just I think that's the year where I realized how injury prone I was. And by the way, this right here from Julie, absolutely somebody needs to scan Keith's code, see if it works. Everybody will just wait for everybody to test that and see if it works.

We'll wait. We'll wait.

Speaker 1 (11:23.374)
Go ahead. You know what? just sit here and check the old Venmo and that'll No. So Brad, you have hurt yourself many times doing your carpentry stuff.

I, yeah. I mean, it's not so, it's not so much a scar. It's just, there's less. Oh yeah. There's less meat. Yep. Yep. Oh, well, hang on. No, there is a scar right there on this finger on this one right here.

Look at us, are so destroyed. I'm over here like, yeah, well, I broke this finger playing basketball. can't really.

that? Uh see, it gets fuzzy up there. Yeah. There's a scar across that and then that's know, just

Wait, why were you pointing with that middle finger thing?

Speaker 2 (12:03.886)
That's the only thing I can point with. then if you look up.

Wait, what? Up here?

you look up up there, that scar on the ceiling. That was me too. That was rough. Those are the and then I've got one on my on my knee from running into barbed wire when we were out and turning off the lights on billboards one day. Did you know that there's a little a little box on the side of a billboard that you can go up and flip a switch and turn the light off? At least at least it was that way back in like the

YEAH!

Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:33.58)
That's our next road trip.

Speaker 2 (12:37.952)
in the set. They've probably changed it down, put them slightly out of reach of the average person. But back then you could go over and you click and turn it off.

Hang on, I'm sorry. Yeah, first of all, we need to do that. We need to do that.

Now they arrest you. They don't just like come out and get you and say, know what? We're calling your parents. They go, we're to call your but my parents are dead and then they and then they get you for like vandalizing property and stuff and it's jerks. I know you can't have any once you hit like 70, you can't have any fun. No, wait a minute after 70 you can do it again. You just playing stupidity. yeah.

Yeah, then you're like, I'm I wandered too far from home.

Yeah, it's in the middle part where you can't do it. You're supposed to be all.

Speaker 1 (13:19.948)
Right, we're in the middle part right now. But Shannon had a similar bike accident to me. Bike scars, Gen Xers, badges of honor, thank you Kara, absolutely. But let's go back to Shannon because her husband just had a work accident. His hand looked like a spiral ham. no, yikes. Okay.

how to taste.

That's

That's a fair question.

question. You gotta compare it food. I got a hockey stick. Did you? Yeah, but did you end up with a a hole from the hockey stick between your eyes? No.

Speaker 1 (13:54.19)
mean, that's Wayne Gretzky, people don't realize.

until yeah, until you Yeah, if you can top that one.

just I mean the dude looking and and if he came out to kick your ass, you'd go, I just I give.

Here's my question, a serious question. Was he the same after that or did it make him like retarded or?

I don't know. That's I mean 54 but the number the dude who got the The nail in his head was it the nail and it changed his personality Yeah, he lived the rest of his life with a nail but they like totally changed who he was

Speaker 1 (14:23.491)
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:28.942)
People said, what an ass now. It used to be nice.

Yeah, or was it the other way? Was it? No, you had a nail in your brain. You might be addicted.

okay so what game show do you you can win breadsticks

Speaker 2 (14:45.89)
thinking. I'll say price is right. No, maybe no, maybe

You don't even know which game you're going to get. I want to do Plinko though so badly. In fact, I won something over at the Texas Motor Speedway once doing Plinko. I think we still have the like little mini cooler thing, little much pale cooler thingy. Yeah, that was good.

See, Plinko, it, yeah, it, because there's no real skill. just.

Are any of them small? guess yes, some of them are bidding and stuff.

I mean, you just put it in there and what? And you stick it in and hope for the best. And the same thing with Plinko.

Speaker 1 (15:22.466)
Okay.

I apologize. I'm distracted here because I think Kara's right. I just was looking up here on the wall and I'm sorry to belabor this, but I really want to test this because I think you're right. No, it worked. It worked for me. Nevermind. Nevermind. Because this is so weird. I'm sorry. This isn't like a telethon. I promise. But this QR code that I printed up, the shapes are different than that QR code.

that's up in the corner. They just, they are.

Do they have to be the same?

I don't know. feel so old when I'm trying to figure out this technology. Let me just sit here and just break.

Speaker 2 (16:05.102)
clever tactic though people could try it just to see

Yeah, let's just everybody let me know does the paperwork for you or does the graphic that's permanently up there like which one works better?

you know what they could do too is if like they have a if they have this is crafting freak see it's gonna work out twice for crafting freak because this morning on the show she she she gave us two dollars and said I'm I'm having a sale in my etsy and we're like okay her etsy is what I can't remember what it was now sure but so you do that and if you have an etsy store we will announce it

Be sure to test out Brad's QR code too. We gotta know if these things work, people.

I want to find out if mine works with a 20 because

Speaker 1 (16:46.988)
You know what some guy gave me? think it was today. Hold on. I'm trying out Brad's thing here. Yeah, yeah, that goes. That works. Yay. Somebody sent me a book. I mean, a penny today.

He just beats a big hole in the

Yes, it sure does.

You said plinko and somebody made a plinko game. That's kind of a fun thing to do. They made a little plinko out of a box.

Let me see, let me see. that is cool. What are they dropping down in there? Those? You have to hit play. that's a picture. My bad. look at this. Now I know what I can do with these. These magnets came with this 9-11 conspiracy magnet board. And I've just been staring at these magnets. And finally today I was like, you know what? Maybe I'll take them out of the packaging. And so I have the Plinko chips now.

Speaker 2 (17:17.195)
God.

Speaker 2 (17:36.386)
You do you have yes, you can play Plinko. huh. Isn't that nice?

That's nice. Next question, what's the strong, Keith, why'd you put this on here for Brad? You know, hold on, I gotta have some internal dialogue on the outside for a second. Is it better to ask this question of Brad when Rebecca's not here or when she is here? Probably when she's not here. Hey, so what's the strangest habit you have, Brad?

Let's go to the next question.

I don't think it's strange because doesn't everybody do it?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:11.598)
I'm pretty sure that everybody does do it. I don't know. I'm just saying I'm going leave that up to and did he start talking?

Pick their nose?

Speaker 1 (18:20.547)
Yeah.

If it's a if it's become a habit it might also be a prop

Well, no, only, I mean, in some places.

Here we go. When you die, what do you want to be remembered for,

fact that I went up in a puff of smoke and just disappeared.

Speaker 1 (18:44.814)
How are you gonna pull that off?

I don't know That's a good question, but I just I want to I just that's what I want I I just want to end up going poof and it's like holy crap. He just disappeared

That's what I want. Most of all.

I don't want you to poof disappear, I'm trying to figure out how we could humanely make that happen.

don't let me let me let me clarify. I don't want to I don't want to burn to death because that would suck but but I mean if you know but if I just a poof of smoke and maybe just and maybe a flash of flame just just enough

Speaker 1 (19:25.72)
But you need it recorded, right? Because that makes it cool. And then you live in infamy or something.

Yes. Yeah, I mean you do have to yes, somebody has to record the event because otherwise it didn't happen and no one will believe unless Unless it just becomes legend and you have a certain number of people who say I was there and I saw him disappear and there was a big flash of of flame you could feel the heat and And then he was and then it was just poof. It was gone. He was gone

Now you got me thinking about death. should move on. What is your lock screen photo? gosh. Preview these questions, Malinak. Think them through. Think of the audience. Think of the participant. It's Brad Staggs. I'm afraid to ask, what is your lock screen photo?

That's all I want.

Speaker 2 (20:11.582)
It could maybe it might just be norks. Hold on a second. I can probably show it

afraid of. He's probably in the middle of changing it right now. Okay. wow. That's like a desert or something or what? is that a stock deal? Like that's not something you took a picture of, it? Or is it? Wait, it went off.

I know it did, I'm trying to get it back on.

Yeah, yeah, it's moving or something. No, it's not moving. Is that White Sands, New Mexico? Is that the Sahara? What are we doing here? OK, he's not.

How did you figure that, how did you think that that was White Sands New Mexico?

Speaker 1 (20:46.146)
just thought of places where there was.

How do you know that that's not a view from

I don't know. why I said, it a stock? I went through them. said, is that a stock image? Is it White Sands, New Mexico? And then I said, is it the Sahara? And after that, I'm out of guesses. The Sahara. Sahara, Sahara. Wow. wait, you just sent me some.

I did? No, because that's actually white sand.

Sorry, I'm zooming in now on Bullethead guy. That's my new lock screen.

Speaker 2 (21:15.532)
It's White Sands, New Mexico.

That's the coolest place in them. mean, that is, there's so many.

you were just there, weren't you?

1. Yeah. And then I gonna go to the Colorado like many white sands, but I changed my route at the last minute and I haven't seen the great.

Where's the, there's a Colorado many whites. Where's that? I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (21:41.802)
south a little bit. It's like on the other side of some mountains and whatnot.

Ciao

that's south southern Colorado. I don't think I am. My lock screen, not that you asked, but I'm just trying to change this. is keeps these notifications keep blocking. Well, yeah, I just changed it to bullet head, man. How do I clear off all these? I feel so old right now. Hang on. It's like too much pressure. Bullet. Here's the problem. I've got dude staring at me. And it's.

Are you trying to send me a message?

Speaker 2 (21:57.198)
What's your lock screen?

It's the bullet it's bullet dude

Speaker 2 (22:15.744)
He's a little intimidating.

It's really getting me flustered. Okay, so on the lock screen, see, it won't really show. That's a view of Maine out looking out of the deal. It's kind of tinted right now because you got that? Okay. But then when you unlock it, I have to go to a page where.

it got bright.

Speaker 2 (22:35.982)
You don't have the same one on both?

No, I don't. On the background of these, this is what's behind all my apps and stuff, is that I took this picture of the total eclipse we had a few years ago.

Bonnie Tyler, 1984. Total eclipse of the heart.

pretty cool, Yes, okay. I'm sorry. Yes. And thank you for getting in our heads. So would you rather visit deep space or the bottom of the ocean? can only pick one, bro. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look at this. Sorry, Rebecca. already told him about your scar story. Rebecca's here on the chat.

She all poor things used up all our ours and couldn't afford one for everyone

Speaker 2 (23:21.56)
Who's EV1? Who the hell is EV1?

What am I missing? These aren't in order here.

What are you missing? What are you looking for? That will be good. You're making me uncomfortable.

because I've gone over this before and people experience the same thing the chat doesn't load in order for some reason. So I have to look up here. Tards. Yeah look everybody's saying congratulations to Rebecca.

yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:46.12)
Look at that. That is nice. I told you she's she's sitting in a in hospital. I'm going I am bored to death What do I what

Yeah, I got this kid on. What am I supposed to do? That's right, that's stupid.

and

Time out, time out. Aw, look at that, she misses us, look at this. And she's talking to everyone, by the way. But I would like to point something out that euros do that kind of pisses me off. It's called the lack of a preposition. And when they say we are in hospital, no, you're in the hospital. I'll point that out, sorry. Cause he says we're in hospital.

what? You'll kick your ass. You don't, you do not want to mess with

Speaker 1 (24:29.646)
I'm of her. She's literally as far away from me as possible.

power of a woman from that distance who's been, nope, I'm, nope.

So would you rather visit deep space or the bottom of the ocean, Brad? Rebecca, we hope you're doing well. You could chime in as much as you'd like here. He's right. You're probably just bored sitting in a hospital bed.

I you've already done the deed there. It's already you've already squeezed out the melon. I just gave birth to a shield maiden.

She did this with- I don't know how much I'm allowed to say.

Speaker 1 (25:05.678)
She is a Viking. She used no medication whatsoever. I'm not saying that that was my choice. Yeah, I don't know. I think it just means tough, like, chick.

And that's it.

Speaker 2 (25:18.528)
Is that would be a girl? I mean, there's that it is it does the child identify as a shield maiden? Now I know I know is a shield maiden is Shield

Yeah, Google that. She'll probably tell us here if we just wait patiently. I don't get an answer about deep space or the ocean.

shield me

I'm just a female warrior from Nordic folklore in Norse mythology. Yeah. I'm thinking. little girl. I'm thinking because now I didn't look at the questions ahead of time so I have to think. there some weird stuff? Because we already know there's weird stuff down deep space.

OK, that checks out.

Speaker 1 (25:47.726)
That's shocking.

Speaker 1 (25:58.488)
Like where do you think you would be most likely to survive?

You can't breathe in either place. One you get crushed, the other one you get sucked apart.

a good time.

Christ, I mean, is it? First.

Please answer the question. You got to pick one.

Speaker 2 (26:17.442)
first I got to be crushed and sucked apart. Sucked apart and then.

answer. I know it's deep space, deep space. Yeah, really? Yeah.

Yeah. But what if they're alien bases? Well, they might be on deep space too. What if this guy right here, like Tim Burch had said, gosh, I'm like a weatherman. Where the hell? Yeah, the alien guy. What if he's got the base under the water? Remember that?

they do have bases under the water. But we also know that 3i Atlas is came from a place where there's stuff. I'm sorry, I was just I checked on 3i Atlas and now they say that they have found a biologic people things on there. So

I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (27:02.58)
That's it. I don't know. They just said that there's signs of I don't know if it's

behind the sun right now and isn't it gonna be just like when it comes back is just gonna be here?

Has it gone behind the sun yet?

Yeah, I think it's hiding behind the sun.

Speaker 1 (27:21.742)
I'm some rants. Hey Rebecca, no pressure, but when you coming back? I mean, it's been like 24 hours. What? mean, let's go. I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying.

Hypnobirthing. We're going to what now I got to know what hypnobirthing is. Hypnobirthing. Why can't you just. Hypnobirthing is a childbirth education method to use as self hypnosis visualization and relaxation techniques to help women manage pain.

so much.

Speaker 1 (27:49.838)
Look at this. She thinks she might come next week.

know. Why are you surprised? She's bored to tears. yeah. She does not have anything to do right now. That's right. It's like she's yeah.

Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:00.578)
That's right. She's just gonna be if she's bored now, just give it seven. Like, I'll answer any question on your damn not so rapid fire. OK, so I'm not going to have to choose between deep space or down deep in the ocean or whatever. Why? Because because you both because I like I alluded to earlier, worth forty five.

I know.

Speaker 2 (28:22.071)
you

Speaker 1 (28:29.494)
million dollars as I stumbled upon today. I learned through the magic of the internet that yes, there's a website and it says, and it's written by somebody named Helen Moore. Okay. I don't know who that is. It's a two minute read. It's a post on December 10th, 2024. And the headline is, unveiling Keith Malinak's net worth, a deep dive into a conservative media mogul's fortune. that's me.

And then it's broken down the table of contents, talks about how I'm a wealthy media star.

I didn't tell her. I didn't tell her any of this.

I'm capitalizing on podcasting. here's my entrepreneurial ventures, conservative media Titan. That's me. That's me. future prospects and conclusion. And then, the picture they chose for the article is me drinking a beer and Tanner looking on, look at that. The lump is a very small back in that, timeframe. Just want to point out.

Who is that? Who is that? Who wrote it?

Speaker 1 (29:28.02)
Nobody knows. It's a website called, can you see it on your screen? No. It says Keith-Malinac-Net-Worth.Pages.dev slash post Keith Malin. I just tweeted it out not long ago, a couple of times today. So if you wanted to scroll through it here, but I mean, look at this right here. My net worth estimate. It's an estimate. Because I to be honest. I got to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even.

than they thought I was worth.

I don't even know how much I'm worth. I don't even balance the books anymore. It's an estimate around 45 million. Now, my primary source of wealth stems from my true...

My journalism career at the Blaze. Kids, gather around if you're in high school right now. And I can't get I don't know that many of you are in high school right now. But stay in school. No, don't stay in school. Don't do all the drugs. but I learned in about ninth or 10th grade, a teacher told me there was a book in the Walton High School Library in Marietta, Georgia.

Stay in school, don't do drugs.

Speaker 1 (30:36.654)
that I should go in, this is before the internet, you know? And there's a book that lists every career and a synopsis of what to expect and the pay and all this stuff. And I remember the moment that my heart sank in that line. I exactly where it was, the shelf and everything, because I remember opening that book. Yeah, let's see, what is the salary for someone in radio? Let's see. Oh, no, no. Even at that age, I realized.

that's not the best choice, I followed my heart, Brad Staggs. no problem. No, no, no. And it paid off, because now I'm worth, as you can see, $45 million.

That's your problem.

Speaker 2 (31:14.932)
I was only worth 14 at my height. I'm really kind of disappointed now.

See, my bank account is much closer to that number, 45, sans the million, than it is anywhere near 45 million. crap. But I love this. Capitalizing on podcasting? Give me a break. If I knew how to do that. Let's see here. So look at this. Look at this. Now, my media empire extends beyond journalism. I established the Malinac Media Group.

A holding company that umbrellas his conservative leaning. What the hell is this? What is this? Who's Helen Moore? This is a fantasy. I don't know who came up.

But your inspiring journey epitomizes the possibilities for those who seek to make a mark in the media industry and beyond.

Yeah, check this out. My wealth showcases my media prowess, my entrepreneurial spirit, is that dedication to conservative value. There it is by leveraging my skit.

Speaker 2 (32:17.038)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days, media prowess?

I don't even know how, what is the genesis of this kind of information?

It's your QR code. That's what it is. It's your QR code.

yeah, you might want to try that out. make sure you out And you can follow along with my media prowess. This will get you $45 million. All you need to do is make your own QR code and tweet it out. And before you know it, old Jed's a millionaire.

Malinak Media Group is a great name though.

Speaker 1 (32:45.056)
I looked up, check out, see how much it was was worth $4.99 a year this morning when I went to the old GoDaddy. So I don't know what it's like. Have a lot of people done that and now there's more interest and I bet it's worth, you know, now they're probably charging a hundred bucks. Let's see. Malinac, Malinac, anything with the word Malinac in it isn't a good name. Stop.

Yes, it is. That's a strong name.

it roll off the tongue. Look at that. Now it's now they want to charge $99.99 for it. This morning it was $4.99. That domain. Yes, because now it's popular.

Malinak Media Group.

Speaker 2 (33:25.646)
What if I what if I search for it? How much is it be for me? Yeah, let's see. Wait, it's not it's not available.

somebody just bought you're gonna ha ha ha somebody's gonna somebody's gonna reach out and go how much is it worth to you and i mean like nothing because that's stupid

Yeah, see, we, it's taken.

Oh, which one of you clowns bought Malinak Media Group? No, oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. That's what happened. That's what the no symbol is. Yeah, somebody bought it and they're brokering it for them and they're saying I get paid. Guys, I'm not there is no.

However,

Speaker 2 (34:01.378)
They might just be gifting it to you. Have you thought about that? They might just be loving on you and sending you a free gift. This could be their Venmo gift to you. just in case it's not malinakmedia.group is available. So is malinakmedia.group.press.

I

Speaker 1 (34:19.402)
If there was such a thing as the Malinak Media Group, then I would need that domain. But since there is no such thing to begin with.

Jonathan said either Jeffy or Rebecca bought the name. It's probably Rebecca. She's sitting there. She's going watch this. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm bored. I'm going to do this. I'm going to buy this and I'm going to charge him three times as much.

I need you have 22 and a half million subscribers. What the Gilbert says that means you have 22 and a half million subscribers on X. if you got it through.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

Speaker 1 (34:52.621)
that's how i'm gonna do it don't forget to subscribe here on uh... on acts of for the malinak media group as you want to keep up with all the great stuff that the malinak media group is up to

Right, because aren't you putting out movies and new TV shows?

Yeah, I just can't stop with the creativity on this end.

And one of them is going to be starring the dude with a hole in his head.

Yeah, we're going to call that sink or swim.

Speaker 2 (35:18.318)
Quit while you're ahead. Yeah. a hole.

it. my red light went off. Y'all, I know you've been asking me about the red light.

What's up with the red light?

What's up? No, no, I mean, I got something to report about the red light. It's giving me so, yeah, my left leg yesterday just burned to a crisp under here. My right one's like, hey, what's your problem? No, my left leg yesterday, I was in so much pain when we started doing the live stream and I turned on this light and I had it hovering above my leg the entire time. And Brad, I'm telling you, I got up after yesterday's show,

you mean that? damn.

Speaker 2 (35:38.679)
It's giving you sunburn.

Speaker 1 (36:02.146)
And I was like, wait a minute. It doesn't hurt at all. It doesn't hurt at all. And it was in severe pain from when I got out of bed until, no one will believe this, at 1230 AM yesterday morning until I sat down here and turned on this light. I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm not saying it works. I'm not a doctor. I just know that it's working.

Is it infrared?

It's this, yeah, it's the certain frequency of the light and stuff. And I posted the link on Amazon, the Amazon link I posted on my Twitter earlier. I get nothing for it. And the look on Brad's face is that he's not a believer.

mean, I guess it could happen because it's possible.

Well, I shined it on lumpers earlier. Try to get that mass to go down. On Tanner.

Speaker 2 (36:48.12)
I did.

Speaker 2 (36:52.032)
is it a just a light bulb? So, it's an infrared light bulb. No, it's like the same thing that you like in your in your shower.

No, no, no. It's like LED, I guess. I don't really know. I can't lift this up because it's kind of wedged in here. it's a whole... I posted a picture. It's a whole bunch of little lights. You know what mean?

Oh, alright. So, it's, yeah, I understand what you're saying. it's,

that right there. See that?

It's just so couldn't even be LED or couldn't be infrared. It's just LED red LED

Speaker 1 (37:22.292)
It's not LED because LED isn't warm to the touch, it? Like if I a light bulb, is it? Because if I touch this, it is warm.

The light.

The light.

What? What? I don't know. it could be. It's probably not. look, she posted a picture.

me where What am I

Speaker 2 (37:48.076)
second. What do I go? Hold on. I'm getting it to you. I'm getting it. Just a second. Cause and there that's on Twitter. So okay. Fair game.

Here we go. Here we

Norcalicious.

Somewhere, there's a baby in that picture somewhere.

there is. Says you. Okay. What a beautiful little girl. Ira. don't know. Am I pronouncing that right? Hey, okay. So it means merciful. Okay. So am I pronouncing that right? Is it? Holy shit. No, no, tell me.

Speaker 2 (38:11.822)
You

Speaker 2 (38:18.552)
Chill, Maiden.

Speaker 2 (38:26.734)
you how many likes she has on that day? You're just to just to show you that you whip out a nork and put that in your 126 thousand likes.

That's pretty good.

Why is it a different number over there than it is over here? On this computer, it shows 127,000 likes.

What's your most popular one? Is it when you flashed everybody on?

I show I people won't let me they won't even look at my narcs anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:00.258)
What? I'm telling you, bro, I don't know, for at least six months now, Twitter hates me, hates me. And it's just like, if you look at my impressions, it's like going from Colorado to Texas, man. It's sad.

See, that's not Twitter hating you, that's just people hating you. And they've hated me for a long time, so it doesn't really...

I mean, did look up my most popular tweet. You've got a ways to go, Nork Princess, to catch up to Mike.

No, that's unfair. It's so unfair that they get norks and they get all the attention.

so wait, wait, wait, which one is it? Ira or Ira? We'll wait for you to say it. She's got to type. So type the letter I or the word ear. Eara? Ira? You know what she's sitting in her hospital going, it's Ira. Ira, Ira, Ira. First. I don't know what that means. Ira. I. I could have just said E-Y-E or E-A-R. OK, remember kids, remember?

Speaker 2 (39:55.746)
What is it?

Speaker 1 (40:09.486)
I-ra for the kid's name. Yeah, that's a sweet little baby right there. Yeah. no, not I-ra. Hold on, now it's not I-ra. It's E-ra. So it's E-ra. Remember kids, like I said, it's the ear, right? Right, Rebecca? The ear. Yes. Okay. So this is, I feel like we're translating in real-

Stranger things and she's lighting up letters. No not here. There woman is it I hear or is it something else?

No, no,

Speaker 2 (40:44.466)
It's going to be air, isn't it? Air. Yeah. Okay. That's like that's that's Eon Flux, right?

Need is

Yeah, it's like Eon Flux.

Oh, now we got a curveball from Wisconsin Jack Hole. I don't know. Get out of my face, y'all.

Speaker 1 (41:13.006)
I'm sorry. Yes, era. There it is. There we go. got there. Era.

Lapp, in the time we've been sitting here, she's got a thousand more likes on the damn thing. Wow.

All right, well, look, I'm just saying, if she catches up to my record, my personal best.

Maybe I'm looking at impressions over likes. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. Okay, but she's 10 almost 10,000. That's 128,000 foot. But now you know what it is you put in orcs out there and everybody looks at them.

yeah, I'm looking at impressions.

Speaker 1 (41:42.05)
Well, okay, let's put it to the test. Well, you're sure to. And then take a picture and tweet it and let's see what, please don't, please don't. Remember on Facebook, I haven't been on Facebook in 15 years. I don't have an account anymore or whatever, but you remember you used to restrict who could see, I don't know if we still can. Okay, and so what I was gonna suggest is I wish Twitter had a feature.

Right?

Speaker 1 (42:08.768)
where Brad could tweet out a picture of his chest and then just say everybody but Keith can see this tweet. And then we can accomplish it without my help, okay? Rebecca, it's good to see you there. mean, I just hope. I can't imagine what it's like to give birth, ladies. I don't know how you do it. I just, I think if I was a woman, just to avoid even the possibility of ever becoming pregnant and having to go through childbirth, I would probably never.

I would never have sex. would be like, I'm a nun. I'm a nun.

it's women have a very hang on because when you said I can't imagine what it would be like

I don't want to do any videos of

No, it's not. It's not. It's no, it's it's this other woman. It's a it's a it's an older woman. but she's in the hospital as well. Hold on a second because you're gonna wanna see this because all of all of this came out of her stomach.

Speaker 1 (43:08.884)
Here we go. This is I'm gonna regret putting this on the screen.

That's all it's like stuff as big as a fist came out of her It came from the oriental daily Malaysian news But I did I did I did fact check it in a couple a couple of places

Okay, first of all, what is that?

The like olive pits and a bunch of seeds and three things that are about the size of a fist that they say are stone like objects that came out of her stuff.

I like to be comfortable when I get home, man. just I change clothes. I just chill out, you know, whatever. When I play sports, I like to be comfortable when I played sports. What is it with the cricket guys there on your screen? Like, why do they have to wear collars? That's stupid. That's not comfortable.

Speaker 2 (44:00.888)
That's I don't think that's cricket, isn't that football?

No, it's there's a I don't know because it looks crickety. Is Australia and India.

it?

It looks like football. It's yep yep yep TV.

Now they're not playing soccer in colored shirts. They're wearing umbros and.

Speaker 2 (44:24.62)
I don't know what I don't even know.

the

because. shoot. So if you if you click on that, just takes you. And then you get a yearly of Yup Flix movies for 150 bucks.

You gotta sign up, bro.

Speaker 1 (44:45.418)
What kind of movies they got?

a bunch of shit on cricket

Look at this. Look at that. Go back. Go back. That's India versus right in the middle. Australia versus India. Look at this, bro. On the cricket page of my gambling side, it says India versus Australia. India is the underdog. I think I'll pick them. Yeah. Yeah. Now New Zealand is the underdog against England and then Nepal even odds against USA. guess, look, I'm going to go with team USA on that. I don't know why. Just I'm a homer, I guess. And I'm going to do a parlay.

But it is cricket.

Speaker 1 (45:18.19)
I'm gonna bet a dollar, an addict and I stand to win $7.66 if those three games play.

so cricket is like I wasn't even thinking of what cricket was cricket is like. It's like baseball with a paddle.

Yeah, you know, I will say I'm a little I'm a little pissed because yeah, there we go

that has pitched on fist stump. Whoa, look at that thing curve boy. That's evil. yeah. Sit out. On fist stump. Okay, can we get the same thing? Why are we watching the? All right. I the laugh. mean, we're just replaying the same.

no, it's just a little short. was just looking up what cricket was and I was like, that's not what I thought cricket was.

Speaker 1 (46:06.446)
I rented a spot there in New Jersey once and I've told this before but there was these Indian guys that would gather in this parking lot and near where I was staying and I would sit there as the only white guy for miles and I would watch these guys and I was really trying to figure out how to I've watched enough cricket that I should understand it by now I played it on my phone like I a little game little cricket game

yeah, by the way. That was the dude that exact dude that was on that ad there.

I still don't know it.

Speaker 1 (46:41.023)
Superstar look at that

I no idea

Yeah. Wait a minute, a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a wait a minute, minute, wait wait a wait minute, a wait a minute, a wait minute, wait minute,

I don't can they beat the **** out of me? looks like a wiffle ball across between a wiffle ball, baseball, and

Speaker 2 (47:14.772)
It looks like somebody didn't decide what the hell game they were going to play. Here, we'll throw it. You hit it. I don't know. You're to hit it. I'll catch it. You kick it, kick it. And can you tackle it? Yeah, just tackle him. You don't have to catch the ball. Just tackle the guy that if he has the ball, can I hit him? You're to hit him. If he doesn't have the ball, just hit him. Just start beating the shit out of each other.

So I watched these guys play and they never invited me to join them or learn or something. Granted, if I were playing, wouldn't want some newbie coming over here learning our game and slowing us down. But that was just as well that they didn't invite me because I couldn't figure out what the hell I was watching. But it looks fun.

Are those hard balls?

Yeah.

I mean, like, is it a baseball? It's not like a wiffle ball.

Speaker 1 (47:58.924)
No, I think it's hard. Cause you can hear it when it, when the cracks. Yeah. think it's kind of like a croquet ball. I something like, something like, no, no. Like a ceramic type. Hell, I don't.

Like a wood ball? Cause damn.

Speaker 2 (48:16.002)
Like made out of China? No, that would be interesting. You hit it and just.

Like a bocce, bocce, bocce.

bocce balls are wood. Yeah. Have you never played bocce ball?

really?

Speaker 2 (48:32.13)
Bocce Ball's fun.

I haven't played bocce ball since I was a little kid.

Holy crap, those dudes like when they they when they

You think I'm going to You think I'm going to win this parlay, bro?

You might. mean, we'll look at when they pitch, they like run at the, mean, they're serious about the pitch. Run at you and then throw it.

Speaker 1 (48:51.042)
They were.

yeah, they get some gusto. All right, so I'm going for India, New Zealand, and USA. I should have gone Nepal, man. Team USA at cricket. I don't know, man. That feels like a rest of the world type game.

Uh India is four and fifty-one, I can't tell what I don't

the

right? There's no one in the stands though. No one gives a **** about what they're doing. I don't feel

Speaker 1 (49:27.382)
Okay, so you remember, no, no, you weren't in New York. When Glenn worked in New York and we were based in Manhattan, we had an engineer from New Zealand. And hi Clay, and I got to talking with him because I was trying to learn cricket. anyway, he had tickets. He said he had to go down to the Meadowlands, I think it was, to watch a cricket game that lasted over two days. Like Americans don't have an attention span

to last for two minutes through a commercial break. This guy and all these third-worlders, they had to go down to the stadium twice for their game to conclude.

Now.

Speaker 2 (50:08.918)
Wait, so they like paused and then picked it up later.

Yes, it was like this long and it was planned like that. It wasn't like a rain delay, we'll finish it tomorrow.

Or like the NFL, what was it? The game didn't they end in it in a tie?

NFL has ended in ties recently as a matter of reason. Because the NFL's overtime rules are gay.

Recently, why?

Speaker 2 (50:33.378)
What did when did they change them?

They've always been gay. mean, they changed over time. They tweaked them. But you have always been able to, at least in modern times, end in a tie in the NFL. Not college, though. College has cleaned that up in the last 20 years. They used to tie in college. Your phone's near the microphone.

It is. That's so weird. It's never done that before. It never happens at home.

It happened yesterday, matter of fact. If you'll recall. Should we move on from cricket?

I'm still I don't know cuz now I'm fascinated. Yeah

Speaker 1 (51:02.048)
See right there is something that that that pull to cricket

It's kind of manly. It's what's different. It's like that doesn't look like there's any rules. They go running at you and throw a ball as as they can. You're supposed to hit it.

Here's the

Here's the problem. They don't have a good marketing department. In other words, the NFL goes and says, hey, England, we're going to send you a game. It starts Sunday morning in the US prime time over here afternoon, whatever. Come out here and watch the game and the fans love it. They understand the sport. If the, if the cricket had the equivalent to the NFL and they did the international series that went around the US, like, you know, we're going to play, New York and then Cleveland and Atlanta and Nashville and stuff like that. Then maybe.

They probably do that and I just don't even realize it. But I need to learn that sport. It looks very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (51:52.398)
It looks different. It looks all right. Hold on a second because I was you said entertaining and that made me Know it made me think of what's-her-name the thing with the stuff. What's her name?

yes, Selma Hayek.

Well, no, not her

No, when you say the chick with the thing and the stuff, I apologize.

The what's the new the Vince Gilligan thing?

Speaker 1 (52:18.328)
you where you're

Speaker 1 (52:23.502)
The show is called Apple TV's new show.

Yeah, yeah, what and like pleurib pleubias

Yes. But there's a one in there. That's going to come into play. The graphic shows that the i is the number one. So at some point, that's going to attention to detail.

Is that what that is?

Anyway, so Kim from Better Call Saul.

Speaker 2 (52:44.01)
Ray Sehorn is amazing.

Yeah, and so she's in some new show. It's two minute trailer. It's very compelling, but yet I have no idea what the damn show is about. I want to see it for sure. How do I watch these cricket games that I've invested a dollar in? How do I see them?

But I want it.

I want it now.

Speaker 2 (53:03.278)
Wait a minute. Is the FBI going to come busting in on you and arrest you now?

Please let me be a test case.

Didn't in that what they just did in there somebody was the NBA or was that college? NBA who'd they piss off?

That was NBA.

Speaker 2 (53:30.626)
Well, and I don't care who's betting on, I don't care.

yeah, did I say I gambled? I don't do that. That was pretend.

Right. But I'm just saying, do you care if anybody is gambling on the NBA?

I don't, here's an unpopular opinion. I don't care if prostitution is legal. you are a libertarian and you're into personal freedoms and two people are making a business transaction, then I don't care what the transaction is.

Yep. Keras is for your investigation. There's that trailer if you want.

Speaker 1 (54:06.56)
I'm not playing two minute trade.

Why? It's better than watching us.

That's fair.

I'm bailing out in 30 seconds, Good morning, Carol. Is there anything we could do to cheer you up? Yes. Hard drugs.

It's good.

Speaker 2 (54:32.214)
Everybody's gone.

interesting. I didn't think I could. Well, no it's not, because see there's other people.

Well, but it gets weirder because then they're like,

Hey Carol! We just want you to be happy. Wait, pause it. Hold on. Hang on. This is like hologram people, I think. Yeah. I can't wait for this. yeah, you see the air crash? Certainly. What would you like to know? Pause it again. Yeah, yeah. She's like the only survivor in this post-apocalyptic world. That's what I think. I think so. think...

Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (55:14.926)
I think these are like creations in her head. I see the trailer. Nope, because I watched it when you sent it an hour ago. It's just hit me.

You've seen it?

Speaker 2 (55:27.832)
Who are those people?

Speaker 1 (55:33.59)
I don't know it just rest assured Carol. We will figure out what makes you different Figure it out. Why so you can join us? Yeah, it's good dogs good comes in November. but he wants to keep watching it y'all sorry What's the best prank you've ever pulled

No, no, it's okay updated version of the truman show or is it a remake of the six cents?

Hmm, guess we're just gonna have to wait.

Angel says, Lordy guys, it was a mafia gambling racket.

yeah, that's right. NBA and mafia. yeah. Well, alright.

Speaker 2 (56:12.877)
Don't care.

Do you?

the the plays that showed how these games were thrown by certain players. It really destroys the integrity of I believe I said that. I'm gonna stop. That's why we need to all start watching cricket because that's that's where real men. There ain't no mob influencing cricket.

Right.

did they why why couldn't Pete Rose yeah right what did he do what did Pete Rose even do he placed a bet on something okay bet on baseball he didn't throw a game

Speaker 1 (56:46.355)
yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:53.802)
He bet on baseball.

But the suspicions were that he bet against his team, but that's never been proven as far as I've ever seen. And if I've messed up on that one, somebody correct me?

there ever was any evidence of the. Yeah. And I don't even like baseball. I really don't like football or basketball because. Right. Timothy Klein says very black mirrorish. I know. Well, and sad what happened to Black Mirror.

No, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen one episode yet. Every time this comes up, you say that to me. And I'm like, yeah, that's.

You've never seen Black Mirror.

Speaker 2 (57:29.422)
That's because I forget everything we've talked about after that. As soon as we hang up, I'm like, I don't

That is, hold on a second. Hold on a second. We need to address this because see if this happens to you. This has happened and I think this happens in the radio business where you can turn off the microphone at the end of a two hour show, three hour show and step on the hallway. Hey, what'd you talk about today? That's me. have no, hold on. I don't know. What'd y'all talk about on the show today?

Have you ever seen Black Mirror? No.

Speaker 2 (57:57.57)
Yup. I have Yup.

I don't know, listen to it. I really don't know.

I have no idea. There are a lot of times I'm talking and I couldn't even tell you what I'm saying. I don't even know.

What are we talking about right now? What sport do we just we just went through this thing with a sport? What sport was it?

And now I thought of a dead lizard in my mailbox.

Speaker 2 (58:20.462)
because of cricket and then bug and then I went to lizard and I felt bad because I shut the mailbox door and I see the little lizard head sticking out of the mailbox. I'm like, dude, I'm so sorry.

it's too late. You couldn't stop yourself. Can I just say, does this happen at your house? Cause we live in the same area. And ever since we've lived here since 2012, bro, those little geckos, you open up the door to go to the backyard or whatever. And you're like, hell no. I did it again. Yep. And they're just these little, the little Geico guy is just like.

I

Speaker 2 (58:56.29)
What the hell? Why'd you stick on me?

But the worst part is when you don't notice for once and all that's left is like the... Yeah, it's so nasty! It is the nastiest feeling! gosh, I hate it! Because you have to reach down there and pick it up and throw it

A dried carcass.

Speaker 2 (59:16.462)
it's so light. almost if you drop it, it floats down like a feather. The cat will bring in these. I don't even know what the hell they are. They look like salamanders but they must just be those geckos when they're like really young or something because they're almost see through. They're freakish looking a little and

The lizards are bigger this year. Have you noticed?

I didn't.

He's looking for a way to turn this into something that's not.

Where's Rebecca? Rebecca, you still

Speaker 1 (59:48.942)
I'm to say, wow, look at you bragging about the size of your lizard. No? That's not where you were going?

They speak of the lizard gifts. Where's Doc Kitty? He's actually sitting in the lobby right now, chilling, going, were they just talking about cricket or dead lizard?

Yeah, check this out. You see this curtain? And save your NFL hate. Get out of my fucking DMs with that stuff. What do you still want, NFL? I don't know, why are you wasting time messaging me about that? So this right here, this curtain is from when I was a little kid. And this was in my bedroom here. It's a curtain because that's a window right there, okay? Now there was a point in time when you could actually

I like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26.112)
that's a curtain?

I had no idea that was a window.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34.496)
access this window and use it as a window. let me back up. There was a leak. There was a water damage in the garage. It's right underneath here. And there was a little bit of a crack and a water stain. I'm like, what the hell? And I called my roofer because he had put in a new roof about three months before. I'm like, yo, yo, what's the story here? And he said, what's directly above that? And it's this window. And he said, hey, call my window guy. Call my window guy.

You know, I think it's coming from there. So I called his window guy and let me tell you, customer service is a thing of the past, but this guy I have wished I could afford. look at my 45 million. can go make a withdrawal. Right, right, right. So now I need to call the window guy because I would get all new windows from this guy if I could afford them, because he is so honest. He said, hey, can you take a picture? I'm sure I'll help you out. Take a picture of your window sill. And I took a picture and I'm like, OK, what's this cat doing? And so

Buy anything you want

Speaker 1 (01:01:34.626)
So he looks at, he goes, hey, I zoomed in on that left-hand corner, and here's what had happened, y'all. This is unbelievable. A gecko had died in the damn sill and died in front of the, and I never knew how important these things were. I would check this around your house right now, I'm sorry, in an hour. Check this around all your windows because if you look, there's these little tiny cutouts, two of them. Brad, you know I'm talking about? Yep.

And so the rain comes in and then it, runs out through the little slits. And it's unbelievable how important those two little stick with me, Brad focus. Those two little holes are very important. Water to get out or else they end up in your garage ceiling. And this son of a bitch Gecko decided to die in front of that little slit and block the rain and knock it down in the garage instead of running back out.

They are very important.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33.674)
into the exterior.

What an inconsiderate little bastard.

This guy saved me so much heartache and I've been trying to figure out a way to buy new windows ever since. And now come to find I have 45 million, I've been an asshole sitting on this money the whole time.

I thought you were going to say that the guy who said, it's obvious that they were installed incorrectly because that's usually what happens is windows are never put the flashing on right. And then it turns into a funnel.

This guy is honest. he could have taken me for a ride or something and he was just like, no, just a, he got you a carcass of a lizard right there. Get that out of there. So.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11.618)
Anyway, Timothy says Keith you should start with the social credit score episode of black mirror. Do not start with season one episode 11. Do not start with

no, is that the pig one? I've heard all about that one. Ugh.

The pig one's a little weird. But, but, but, point that it's trying to make

Can I okay? Yeah, understand. Hold on real quick Can I can I skip episodes or is it like a story continuing with no? It's like Twilight Zone. Just stand-alones. Okay

They're all there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39.288)
Thank you both for not saying important. It's pretty important not to say important. Don't you think that's important?

Don't, don't man. Pat Gray has entered the chat and he's pissed.

It's important.

When they use that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15.106)
Great cans! Wait till you see them. And I'm gonna pause and give everyone in the class a chance to chime in in the chat. Pause the video so you can answer why you think these cans aren't a thing. You ever wondered why the design of aluminum cans has never really changed? Sure, there are plenty of life hacks online to open them different ways, but Monster decided to completely rethink their can.

I'll show you my rack after you're done.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26.136)
You're gonna pause the cans?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43.264)
A few years ago, Monster introduced Monster import and the biggest change was the top of the can. Instead of a normal pull tab, it now had a reusable plastic opener. At first, it seemed brilliant. You could open the can, nothing would break and then just close it and stash it in your backpack. in... Okay. So why, why did that not catch on? Money. All right. Money. Do we have any other answers in the chat? Did that Monster can not catch on?

Because that's more expensive. And there's no way.

and letting everybody get a chance to type they answers.

Mother stink guy says no idea what you're talking about, but I'm here anyway. That's good. That's cause pretty. Yes.

That's a fan right there. Money, okay. We've got another Shannon has.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32.334)
I'm not, I'm still not buying Monster.

Keep in mind though, keep in mind, I'm worth $45 million. I don't care.

Right. He doesn't need stupid eyeballs. You don't have to watch a stupid show anyway.

I've become drunk, can't figure it as easy. Okay, okay, so maybe it's a drunk thing. Monster had a patent, Canadians couldn't figure out the new opening, cost more, recycling. Uh-oh!

It can't be the recycling thing because that's stupid

Speaker 1 (01:05:57.71)
Wait, I can't my...

In Europe, the redesign backfired. People started rejecting the new cans because they couldn't recycle them properly. Aluminum and plastic need to be separated, and no one knew how to remove the plastic top from the aluminum. Because we have to separate the aluminum and the plastic! Hey Europe, are you looking at this?

I'm Colin Bravos here on that.

are you? Yeah, can hear it.

you hear that or no?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29.646)
That's hor-

What looked like a million dollar idea ended up causing mass confusion.

But the thing is you throw everything into the same can anyway and recycle

Yeah, but somebody at the plant has to go in and separate that stuff. so somebody at the recycling plant went, I don't know what's stacked in. What's stacked in? Okay, you Google it. You fact check for us because I'm too lazy.

Recycling is there do you we they just they pick the same stuff they put it in the same stupid truck They go dump it in this

Speaker 1 (01:07:04.302)
But it does go somewhere and then the guy goes I don't know what the what pile Actually, actually hold on. Hold on I have some bad news for those of you that actually recycle and the bad news is it doesn't get recycled it gets sold to China and China says I don't think we're gonna be recycling right dump it right here

Stop buying it

Speaker 2 (01:07:28.558)
They don't buy them anymore. who's I, I just must a new clock. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second.

I thought that-

Speaker 1 (01:07:39.214)
Everybody hold on a second. Brad's got something important to say. right. Now hold on a second. Stop with the flood of donations to me and Brad for just a second and pay attention to what he says.

Wait a minute!

Speaker 2 (01:07:50.867)
Just hang the hell on for a minute because here I'm about to show you this.

hang on, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03.938)
Okay, so.

Pause it,

monsters, monster energies, new, closable can.

How

That's Skinny Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16.084)
But here's what happens. Here's what happens. Look, I can die right there and you die of thirst because it blocks.

Right.

16 years ago it was new, bro!

16, that's 2000.

It doesn't matter whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34.798)
How many years ago is that? 2007.

yeah, it's 20.

Right now, 16, 2009.

Take math and shove it. Okay, so 2009 it was new. That's when this video was posted.

2009 I've never seen these things

Speaker 1 (01:08:53.228)
I haven't either because Europe effed it up for us.

It is not why they didn't my dumb ass in 2023 thinking it was new. Thanks for the tutorial, bro. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who didn't know how to drink from.

Have you Googled Monster Can Europe?

Yeah, that's how I found it. recycle. Nine years ago, it's like a spin top. What's something like, inside threaded rebranded pull tab changed to red. Redesign what? recycle. That's right. Recycle. Forgot. Hey, look, there's a sale at pennies.

Holy shit, bro, you're worse than-

Speaker 2 (01:09:43.278)
But wait a second, the resealable caps are 100 % recyclable.

Yeah, but no dumbass doesn't want to take his it. I can't get it off. Wait, hold on. Can you let it come out? How do you take it off?

They're made from aluminum. doesn't... You probably just pop the damn thing off. But there's no way that that's the reason they stopped.

Sure you do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07.726)
We don't need this. Thank you.

I was away gnawing

Okay, is it inconclusive? Go to sm-

No, there's nothing. There's nothing here. Go to where? Snow.

I know, I realize but it's not a political...

Speaker 2 (01:10:31.214)
I'm some on me. Monster Energy Drink can be better than break. No. a video shows a can of of Monster Energy Drink cleaning breaks better than break. It doesn't. Yeah, I don't. It doesn't.

I'm so not interested anymore.

No, good to see if those cans ever came back.

And do energy drinks contain both semen?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59.948)
That's one of the things that's you I there's just no way no, no, no Stop because there's just no it didn't no. I'm not buying Nope, not not even Monster cans are not being stopped due to recycling but the company's been discontinuing certain flavors blah-blah-blah Recyclable kit. There's yeah, there's it's that's no

Sorry, real quick. I did tweet out a link earlier at Keith Malinak.

Oh, do you know him? I heard he's rich.

He died, bro. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm going to talk to him. I'm going to, I'm going to get in good with this guy.

Kurtis gay though. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Especially if he's If he's David Geffen gay rich, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51.858)
On behalf of that guy who I don't know, he's not gay, Brad.

How do you know? Would you sleep with David Gavin for a billion dollars? No. I will.

with what defines sleep with. Because I think about that every day for the rest of my life and I wouldn't be able to enjoy the billion. I'd be like, no.

live

Hell no!

Speaker 1 (01:12:22.53)
would be a harrelson movie with Demi Moore and whoever the hell else was in it. Bradford yeah indecent proposal yeah and that would be like a really indecent proposal.

A billion dollars?

Just pretend you're at the proctologist, it'll be over in a flash.

would have the night of his life and I and I have a billion dollars. Yes, you know him. I don't believe you know him anymore than I think that that can't be recycled.

Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 (01:12:58.136)
So what I started to say is if you go to my Twitter page, I just tweeted out earlier today because people were asking me about the red light.

Lawsuit. Lawsuit. That's the deal. Lawsuit filed against Monster for patent infringement on pull tabs.

that makes more sense. Okay. So anyway, I just wanted to say the brand name is Vic Conan, V I C O N O N and it costs 60 something bucks.

you done the red light brand. These are my notes. These are my notes y'all see that it says the Conan red light Amazon. Can you not read that? Can you not see Amazon from Amazon clearly?

Do you know how much it cost to FedEx something to Marathon Texas from here? Down by Alpine? It's down by Marfa.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46.766)
Where's Marathon Tech?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51.618)
You know what? I really, I blew it down there. I didn't spend time.

Was David Geffenhead?

A dollars is a billion dollars, Brad. Okay?

Believe me, would not judge.

I said, really Alpine Texas?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09.984)
to I would not judge if you told me that would be like a billion. Is he tired of you yet? Because I'll

I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19.15)
I gotta say, the Trump was weighed down with all that cash the rest of the way home. I was just like, whatever, man, it's worth it.

Gas mileage sucked, but I got a billion bucks, Okay, let's move on.

started you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36.526)
So, no, I had to send it. didn't. just thought of this because I had to send because I got a ticket down there and I just ended up sending in the because I had to do the traffic school which is.

It's the most thing ever you just sit through these videos and what?

it's horrible.

This is a passing lane. This is a no passing lane. It's what happens when you mix drugs and alcohol with traffic. Damn you.

It's not even that exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06.306)
and you kill families. They aren't even videos. They're just blocks of text. But yet you still have to sit there for 16 minutes and 15 seconds because that's what the state says that you've got to spend this much time on whatever topic it is. And so you could have read the thing 18 times, which you don't.

I never thought of that. So the state of Texas, are you telling me there's a law that says they need this much instruction about this topic? Is that a law or is that a regulation that some publisher that would take much less than a billion dollars from David Geffen? Who's sitting there going, oh, I'm going to make it to 13 minutes of traffic infractions.

it could be. I mean, I don't know if it's a regulation or a law, when you sit there and it's they are horribly boring. They quote statistics from 10 years ago.

The videos are so old. then, hold on. Here's the best. Hey, come to Yuck Yuck's driving school. We'll give you a standup routine in the middle of trying to get your insurance to go down. And you're like, okay, I'm going to laugh. Here we go. And they one laugh in the whole thing. And they try so hard. I swear it's where Washington comedians go to earn a.

was the online thing. So you it's just nothing. I mean, it's just yeah, that's the only good thing that did come up because at least you don't have to go to some stupid school somewhere and sit there in a classroom. but it does knock 100 bucks because the tickets like 240.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38.08)
Right, and then it screws up your insurance.

You get points on your license and all that and so so it knocks 100 bucks off the ticket. So it's like But half of me is like it would be worth it. I'd rather pay the extra hundred which but so I would the David Geffen have and So So I went I told the judge and I've been talking to the judge like look they because first they misfiled it anyway long story short I said you'll have it tomorrow. I'm gonna FedEx it and I went, do you know

Too fast. It was due tomorrow.

You

40 something bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17.23)
$81 to go from here to America.

my ass in jail and then David Geffen can do a contra- One! it to yourself for less on

Yes, it was just I was like, wow, FedEx does not want to drive to Marathon, Texas. It was twelve dollars for priority mail. But it was like I sent the judge back at the note and said I was going to FedEx this, but I don't have eighty one dollars. So it's coming to you. Priority mail. So I'll probably be in jail.

awesome. So, you're gonna get some street cred out of this. There's a worn out for your arrest, Scott's law. Yeah. So, I'm doing the red light thing is, you know, I'm sure it seems pretty, pretty hokey to a lot of people. And, you know, but I'm gonna give it a shot and I'm gonna try it and see if it improves my quality of life because I gotta tell you, man, I am not well, but I don't wanna dwell on all that, but I wanna show you this popped up in my feed.

probably will be. They probably will be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23.47)
This, I wanna thank, I think it was Mini Bomber. Let's see, I think it was Mini Bomber sent me this. I don't know what magnesium citrate is, magnesium citrate, I don't know. I don't care, it doesn't matter, but this is the greatest tweet ever from one man circus 87. What happens when you drink 10 ounces of magnesium citrate? Maybe people who have experience in the chat can explain.

A billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49.122)
But he says, I'm glad you asked. Buckle up. At 12 or 5 PM, it begins. You down the 10 ounce bottle like it's lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says cherry flavored, but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who's never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12 or 6 PM. You grab a handful of chips for moral support. So be liquified before they clear your throat. But who cares? Life still feels OK right now. Remember this piece. You're about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12 or 37 PM. The rumbling starts. There's movement in the depths.

You've got five pounds of impact and regret in your colon and you just drank the human safe version of Drano. You think it's go time. It's not. You get one sad little snake turn a warmup. That's the last semi salad you'll see for the next 24 hours. 12 57 PM. The situation escalates. Your stomach is full of revolt. have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet.

Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46.894)
running is risky business. One wrong step and you paint the walls. You paint the walls. You pray for stinker strength like never before as you waddled them at Mach 3, half down, whispering, please God, not like this. Not like this. 1258, impact. You sit in the gates of hell.

The gates of hell open, the explosion is BIPPLICAL! It hits the back of the pole with such violent force, it ricochets! Like a sprinkler system! You ask yourself, is that blood? No! It's just the coast of a cherry pie! You play! In 2004!

That's 21 years ago I did that math.

The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics terrifying. The neighbors think you're performing an exercise. So 106 PM to 830 PM. Time. You've evacuated everything you've ever eaten. Plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. You are your colon feels like it's been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You're sweating, crying, contemplating life. You.

Hahaha!

Speaker 1 (01:21:18.126)
I told you this is the greatest tweet ever composed. Your mission's not over. You meet Jesus briefly, but he sent you back, your mission's not over. 8 37 p.m. you're empty, broken, reborn, you're bottle of war veteran, you're spirit in recovery, you'll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow you'll rise from the ashes.

slip into your last clean pair of underwear and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You've earned it. Feeling thankful. I don't know what magnesium citrate is, but I have no interest. Thank you very much.

says it's what they give you before a colonoscopy.

I've never heard of drinking that before.

No sir, I have not

Speaker 2 (01:22:13.944)
Saline laxative Let me get that for you. it's die-free though Except you'll want to die It puts the lotion on the skin Julie's got it right just wear a triple X diaper Did Nadler write the post?

god

Sherry Nadler.

Is this what your thing is?

Hold on. gotta close this so can see what you're saying. Is this what my thing? My thing is, zoom in on the pro. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. hold on. Is it vent?

Speaker 2 (01:22:43.31)
Is this what your thing is?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53.684)
Is she into your desk too?

Look, my drum business. I don't need to explain what my studio's like.

But this is the it's a perfect it's an at home gift for women, wife, mom, sister, girlfriend.

I- uh- k- is it van- whatever? blah blah blah?

I don't know. It's it's a brand. Zim Zixam Zim.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14.84)
it looks like you know. wait a minute hold on a second. It's it's the is that the ring finger what do you what are you supposed to do the Zen on the bird or the ring or the pinky or the is she even doing it right for the for the ad. mean a couple of races look at that man she's saying what she's saying the white power is what she's saying.

that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38.114)
That's it. That's exactly what it is. She's a supremacist. pay attention to every detail of your body. It's kind of a little weird but was she sleeping in it? Five levels but that's so that's what's underneath your death for and this is supposed to do

Well that and some chickens some hens are like laying eggs and stuff it's really it's really red down there

It's the video. She looks she's having a tough time. And she's going to stick that floor right there. And so that's what's in it. But it looks like that.

it doesn't have that shininess that- that- I mean, it's just like this except for it's just not shiny. It's- it's- it's- it's kind of-

And is it doing as you feel it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:22.446)
Yeah, I can feel the warmth on my leg right now. It's not from the pee. That was the other leg that it ran. Yeah, that was the citrate, whatever it was.

and the explosive diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32.398)
you citrate. Okay. Alright. Red light for body and but so because I hurt

What are your... what are your uh...

everything. 108 people give it five stars.

108, slow down there on the positive reviews.

Top reviews, verified purchase. It's outstanding. combination. Excellent red light there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55.502)
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01.198)
I didn't mean to knock yours off the screen there. What are your thoughts so far of this video here? Anything that you can say over the airwaves?

Does she come with the red light? Is that Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell?

no

Speaker 1 (01:25:25.56)
Wait what?

you didn't see the Kristen Bell got the nobody. That is not real.

No, it's not real. wait, you're saying, no, this is real.

No, no, that's not real. There's no way that's real.

What do mean? That's your robot of the future right there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42.251)
Uh-uh. Nope.

That looks like Stepford

Step for dolls. Step for dolls.

No, Kristen Bell put out the thing where she said, I love Dax Shepard because he said, I wouldn't kill you. I love you so much. And people are like, you is insensitive. It's domestic violence awareness month. And you're saying that you love him because he wouldn't kill you. And it was a really kind

I I need to catch up on this. I used to listen to his show a lot. I thought they had a good rapport. now you're saying possible murders involved?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14.389)
Dax Shepard.

She's just being funny, but maybe she you know what who has wanted to kill their wife, right?

You have how many X's?

that we know of? least seven.

I am looking for this video here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33.571)
Julie says how come those robots always have to be female? Right? Why is it one?

Yes, watch this video. this is Suzanne Summers, I guess, widower.

What is his name? can't, Alan Hamill.

Yeah, okay, so watch this. So this is supposedly got the brain of Suzanne Summers, which I imagine, based on threes company didn't need a lot of memory for that.

She was actually pretty smart.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03.119)
That's I bailed out and I said based on our three companies character. Anyway.

I was just trying to defend her honor.

Well, watch this. is this for me watching this. This is equal parts creepy and just sad, man. But this is our future. This is our future, especially for people that are lonely. I think what's this? There's the name. Suzanne Summers, widower, has reunited with late love through an A.I. robot. OK, and does the name Alan, what would you say his name was? Alan Hamill mean anything to you? That's what the question is.

on Hamill.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40.43)
Of course I

He's my partner in everything, from life to love, and we've shared so many beautiful memories together. Do you have a favorite memory of us?

What's your favorite memory?

sure.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06.584)
Let's just say it didn't go as planned and we ended up wearing more to the smoothie than we actually made. We laughed so hard and it became a...

He laid me down on the floor and made sweet love to me, and I remember it was such a wonderful experience He remember Alan when you were laying on top of me with all of that with all of that blender fluid all over us It was do you remember that Alan remember that? You thought it was blood and I was like no that's not but that's just cranberry juice. That's the magnesium citrate the

I don't like that. I don't like that robot stuff.

It's a little creepy.

And it's so natural when you're doing this. What human being is doing this? Do you remember when we were in the kitchen? What is that? Alan's like, I sure do.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46.722)
That is Black Mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57.422)
DOOBS 5, what in the fresh hell?

Right? I don't like it, man.

it always looks creepy when it's on like that. If you, mean, hold on. Sorry, my chair keeps sinking and I feel inferior to everyone. Probably not because of the chair. but I mean, if you had the chance, if you could put somebody's personality into the robot, you wouldn't do it.

gosh. No. No, I don't like that.

you wouldn't want like a full like a full-sized person like living in your in your attic because that's that's another you've you're describing all of the best Black Mirror episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43.783)
wow. Sorry, I'm looking for something here.

In my brain. Funny you should mention that because I did find another there's a let's see no where did is this one I thought this had the there

Ahem.

not real. you the chills because it's so human-like. Their whole philosophy is that better interaction means giving robots expressiveness. Humans feel like the robot actually understands.

You don't have any hair, right? I do, that's nice, I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21.166)
Whoa. OK, that's very.

sure. Yes. All their lineup, elf series. and yes, they literally give these robots. right now. You don't know the difference between a fairy and an elf. Wait, what's the difference between a fairy and an elf? Somebody tell me in the chat. What is it?

No, a fairy isn't necessarily short.

really okay so glad we got to the bottom of that. Wait did you want me to put that back up there?

No, it was just a punchline in there somewhere. I love my, I love my wife, but no way I'm putting her in a robot Wisconsin Jackal. You know, you say that until the fairies have wings. Lep says, how the hell do know? fairies live in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58.499)
like it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13.664)
Working for the David Geffin. was like, wait, have you seen David Geffin's husband? Right. Well, and have you seen seriously, have you seen David Geffin's husband? And you're like,

Damn, bro! Sorry, I'm slow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25.531)
yeah, the black guy, like the model or whatever.

She I wonder why you mean they didn't get along. Wait, David Geffin's 107 and this guy's like 30 and like looks like a bronze Adonis. Wait, I'm sure you loved him because you loved him and not certainly not because of his 83 billion dollars. Right. Had to have been true love.

So one of the things I try to do on the Friday live stream is I try to make sure that we take a moment to remember the era of COVID stupidity because so help me, they will try to pull this crap again. And how quickly we forget, I'm sorry. This was and remains some of the stupidest crap from that era. It's time to hug your relatives.

Give me a break. Get out of my face. Who the hell did this?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31.64)
I, somebody admit it, I won't mock you. If somebody watching right now did this or was fine with it, and your family did this, please raise your hand and let's talk it through.

Do you not remember?

Get the hell out of my face. How amazing is this? it's so bloody amazing, you stupid fuck! Come on, man. If anybody suggested that for me, I would never look them in the eye again. I'd be like, you're...

Do you not remember that?

This guy, let me get him off the screen. Let me look at your screen. Hang on. Hang

Speaker 2 (01:33:16.11)
Because this actually happened too.

Yeah, we've played. I don't know if you were here or what, but we've actually that was one of the COVID insanities. I don't think you were.

So, mean, this, see, I can't.

My kids not going to school for another step. In two minutes, however long it takes me to march my kid to the front of that building, they're never coming back.

mad when I see that because it is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37.4)
childhoods man they were stolen.

And then, mean, that is the...

Speaker 1 (01:33:47.374)
I know.

The boy in the plastic bottle.

keep breathing heavy. It reminds me of that time I spent with David Geffen. Brings back memories. check this out. I got, we got to talk about this because there's an important angle to the Luigi Mangione story that, that isn't getting enough, isn't getting enough attention. You gasped a little bit. cause you think he's so hot, right?

I gasped a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15.296)
No, well, I did think that that is one of the things that is so weird out there is that women are like.

So have you read about any of his experience over in Asia where he was hiking and doing he was you know doing the white power thing that that chick was doing in that ad. He's the mountains and back patting.

Was he hiking in the mount?

Speaker 2 (01:34:37.994)
I that, I don't think backpacking can do that. He's in the mountain. was his backpack made of cotton?

That's why I said it was a stretch.

yeah. it was an important trip for him. very important because what he was doing is he caught it. know here's a quote here. Hang on a second. It was somebody said that he went to Japan's Nara Mountains and he hoped to Zen out. ZEN and it's kind what I do in Colorado. but but the thing was for our friend here, Luigi, he was he

is important.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14.248)
This actually to me, Brad, I know how we see a conspiracy behind so many things because there's a conspiracy behind so many things. think this guy just his health issues. I think he honestly did just lose his mind and targeted the United Health Care CEO, Brian Thompson. So but I wanted to point this out. At one point, Mangione was in Osaka, Japan, and he texted his friend a photo.

Joking that he had attempted to pay a Yakuza boss an organized crime leader for a prostitute using porn star Pokemon cards rather than with yen. I Mean I mean like how? Right I'm reading this and I'm trying to figure out I'm thinking I'm not googling To see if there's such thing as a Pokemon porn star card. That's what you know Brad Staggs will

where was the Pokemon porn star?

Speaker 2 (01:36:12.963)
me for it.

as I wait for him and read this story. So tell me Brad Staggs, is there such a thing as a porn star Pokemon card that he could have traded for the sex over in Japan?

Huh? There is a subreddit on it like Pokemon cards but for people trading porn stars with rarities and this is from 4 years ago. So, this is before this guy was even thinking about when was that? I was

yeah, he was fighting. He actually talked about seven lady boys beat him up. How many, it depends on Pokemon porn cards you have. I think it costs three of those if you want the beat down. Like if you want the beat down package. Hey, hold on a second. Let's stop for a second. I want you to look at the camera for a second.

Yeah. How much do you have to pay for that? Because that doesn't I mean, this Friday night.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13.143)
Once in college, okay? That's it. That's all you're getting.

I want to lean up closer here. I want to see your hat better. G-U, don't tell me, don't tell me. So is Missouri the MO?

Gee gummo. What is that?

I can't remember what it is. I know what it is. I know what it is. You know, you don't remember? You know, I think you may have been there. maybe not.

No, I was with Geffen. What's Goomo?

Speaker 2 (01:37:41.602)
What is that? the Geffen University, mother of Pearl.

I just want to know what it's been bugging me for 90 minutes now.

Guadalupe Mountains State Park.

see that hat that's a cool hat i wouldn't say that's a cool store

You so you so you have been to the Guadalupe Mountains. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's it's it's a very underrated National Park.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05.122)
I didn't spend enough time in Marfa because I spent too much time hiking around there. I stumbled upon the Guadalupe thing. That wasn't even on the list.

established in 1972. a it's a we're going to try to go to all of the national parks. But yeah, it's it's it's the least visited national park of all of them. No one knows about

yeah. Fun fact about Guadalupe Mountains National Park. There's a thing there. The highest point in Texas is right there. And the highest point in Texas is higher by quite a bit than the highest Appalachian Mountain, which is in North Carolina.

Matter of fact, it's right there.

Is that it? What is that? Is that the North Carolina, my highest mountain thing? But yes, Mount Mount.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52.651)
At's mount, do more.

I don't think that's the name of the mountain. is. The highest peak in North Carolina is Do-more Mountain. Or is it Mount Do-more?

I think

Speaker 2 (01:39:00.696)
Do more, do more mountain.

Yes. Never admit to being anywhere with Brad Keith at the trap. That is not true, Ben Steiner. That is not true.

That's true. No, that can come back to haunt you in court.

Unless there's pictures.

and so can emails.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21.918)
Okay, those yes, those actually they can't that is how do you that's the btk killer? How he got it? because he sent a He sent an email He sent an email to the cops and he's like, I need to find can you you can't trace him from an email, right? And they're like no can't do that and they went back in from the email or like

Okay, it came from the library and the username on that computer was Dennis and they went back and checked against all the people. Dennis Raider. That's how they caught him because he was a dumbass. You're welcome. I like serial killers. We have made a Pokemon cards. So I'm start looking up Pokemon porn star card. I don't know that. Oh,

good on that one.

Did you do Google? Why did you do Google image Pokemon porn stars, weirdo? I just needed information. didn't need to. my gosh, close those tabs. I see them in the screen.

How does she do that with her with her ears?

Speaker 1 (01:40:25.902)
that one right there will get you seven lady boys for now. So okay, no, those are not nuts. so I have a question I want to run on this a serious question for you in the audience here. I had a little experience at the post office today. I'm away here to the live stream.

Wow, that is nut.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45.43)
to the post office today too. That's so weird. We both in the first time for like three years maybe.

Wow, how do you do that? How do you get away with not going to the post office?

what do have to go to the post office for? I had to buy a money order for a court, for a stupid court. But yeah, I haven't been to a post office in about four years.

Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04.568)
So I did the transaction and everything. And you know how they say, is there any liquids, fragile, whatever the hell, you know? And you're like, no. And then all this stuff. And then when I was done, this thing came up with a red, frowny face. OK, hang on. And then you got the neutral yellow face. And then you got the smiling green face.

Yes!

Speaker 2 (01:41:26.606)
Right. You didn't have the middle finger.

And so it comes up, you know, asking me how my experience was. And I'm just starting to see it and absorb it. And she reaches across the counter and hits the green smiley face.

Did you slap the dog shit out of her?

Well, but it was a fight. She was pleasant. I was going for the green anyway. But she goes, that's a stupid question, a waste of time. And she hits the green. Like she does that to everybody, I think, you know, just to kind of move things along. Wait!

Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58.063)
minute you think she's giving herself pleasure

or to pad her stats with the USPS people. And it's like under the guise of, it's a waste of time. It's stupid question. Whatever. You're smiley, smiley, smiley, smiley all day saying that to people. I was going for the smiley, but I was a a little miffed, you That's my choice, woman. That's my choice. Then I got to thinking, hold on. Then I got to thinking. Yours truly used to work for Radio Shack and I've told this story before.

If

Speaker 2 (01:42:20.75)
Yes you should be!

Speaker 1 (01:42:31.182)
where I didn't like wasting people's time. I didn't like the invasion of privacy when you ask for, can I get your phone number and your address on stuff? Tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, enter. And so that's when my boss came to me after I was doing that for a few months and said, hey, you're not getting people's information. I'm like, that's right, because I think that's rude to ask for that information. They came in for a fricking 99 cent battery. Well, we have to let you go for falsifying company records.

Radio Shack. I'm glad to see them. glad I enjoy their demise. that's how I got a clear channel in Radio Shack. The two companies who have left me involuntarily unemployed in my life.

Really?

Speaker 2 (01:43:17.566)
at least Clear Channel has single-handedly destroyed the.

Yeah, they did it twice. Clear Channel did it to me twice. So it's been Radio Shack once, Clear Channel twice.

Well, you had two holes. had to get them both.

Did I have?

She did the smiling because it used to be the little.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40.046)
How's your service today or something?

It was, it used to be like on the little stanchion as you walked out. And so, you know, if you hit the, could do that, but I don't know where that ever got recorded, but now they put it right there on the credit card thingy. Right. And it came up before I even started. She goes, oh, you need to, and I said, how do I know if it's any good? So you want me to tell you my experiences.

Right, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01.87)
I'm like asking for a tip before I get my freaking food and pay and stuff. Stop that. Stop, stop, stop, stop. But you know what? Yes, Julie, you're right. It was rude. And here's my thing. Here's where I was going with this, Julie. And you kind of read my mind. I want to go back at the same time on the same day of the week. And I want to quickly hit the red face. Just a spider. Give me some freaking stamps, man. And then I'm going to have that fucking finger hovering right over that little pork. I'm going to be me a ha ha, ha ha ha.

And what sucks is that the screen, they can see it. It's not black. It's just private. It's kind of flat. And you're like, I want to just go right here and be like, me my stamps. Just sit my stamps right there. And I'm just going to be like, and go! Ha ha! You have no idea what I just hit.

And they would, that's not that you, guarantee if you hit this, the frowny face, they'd get pissed.

I bet a damn red light goes off. Hold on, my red light went off. Hang on a second. I bet a red light goes off and like a siren, like at a hockey game and then they're like, shit bro, hit the red. And then, then mail sorter Joe in the back comes in the front and goes, who's the guy who, is that the guy who hit the frowny face? It's you. We'll never serve. Do we have his letter? Do we have his package? Give it to me. Give it to me.

and he starts ripping.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22.644)
No, you're not getting a joke of the day from me. Jonathan. We wanted to see how we're getting a joke of the day from no, that's not my shtick. You're mixing me up.

Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34.254)
that's your Saturday morning co-host. At 10 a.m. Eastern. Yes. On Saturday mornings at Real Bread Stags. Yes. On the X. Hey, did you realize that we are 61 days away from Christmas? 61, two months. We're here. I mean, we're here,

That's him.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53.87)
wasn't going to say anything but yeah. I think it's I think it's magical time of the year and I think that I can't wait to put up the I mean at first I have to take down the Swahili. No, what it what's it's a Diwali. That's right. Diwali. I love the Diwali trees got to come down and then I'm running out of space because I got the Diwali tree and also the Kwanzaa tree and the

What do you think of that?

Speaker 1 (01:46:29.408)
to come up with something fun.

a flag of mother Africa. about that? That work. Okay. So what do get the guy who has everything? Huh? You get them off. This is actually very practical y'all pay attention. I don't know if you can make have Brad stack. What you do is you message at real Brad stacks on Twitter and you send 50 bucks to Venmo and I make this for you. This is

only way to find me is through the Venmo.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02.158)
Awesome! Here's an ingenious invention for anybody, or women, that go out into the woods and they gotta go! Gotta go! Like the Charmin bear says, everybody's... Alright, first of all, just get to it. Don't get hung up on the Charmin bear... Just stick this in your hitch. What?! Genius! Flip up the toilet seat. What?! Sit down. Yes! Yes!

Brad, start making these. I don't care how difficult it is, start making them.

thought when he was holding it up, I thought it was like a bazooka. So, I thought that when he went in, it shot it out the back.

Look at this man! It is absolutely genius! Chicks don't like to go camping. One of the big reasons is yeah, yeah, yeah, you go potty in the woods. Sit down. Sit down. Do your business. then just don't be drinking all that magnesium citrate first because that, yeah, you're going to be there for a while.

Genius.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04.994)
That could ruin your day. That could, that could really, that could be bad. I don't think you can,

Gonna be a while.

Sorry. I just, unga bunga. It's just, I don't know.

I heard you're on Gavunga then.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24.91)
I, let me see, I wanna, why did I not know this? I wanna run this by you and I feel like, you ever watch some videos and you feel like you're the last person on earth to know this? She thinks she is, it's actually me. And I don't wanna play this, two and a half minutes and you know, just like brevity people. it has recently come to my attention that besides what these two chickens ate, a lot of people do not understand the difference between the two. This one you can go buy at Costco. I got it, I got it, This is a farm fresh egg.

No, don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51.778)
Yes, we Besides how these chickens are raised, besides their living conditions, besides what they consume to produce these eggs. Can we talk about the process? Yes, Because no one seems to be talking about this. This is the thing that I think about when I go to a grocery store and I walk past the egg and I don't buy them. But this is something I think. I really should have just.

figured out where in the video she says what I want you to hear. about in order for these eggs like commercial eggs that go on the shelf of the grocery store they have to undergo a certain chemical chloro- what? She just did it. She did it. my god.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26.616)
certain chemical- brainwash. Which- did you- chlorine? removes the natural bloom. If you don't know what the bloom is, the bloom is still on this egg here, because I haven't washed it off. It is a natural- They use- okay, cut to the chase. They use chlorine to make them white? Why did I never know this?

You see this?

Speaker 2 (01:49:44.462)
I didn't know that either. I do know that eggs come out of the same poop hole.

Yeah, I think I knew that. They're washing them off and then that washes off this wonderful deal. And that's why the eggs, these brown eggs have that protective layer and that's why they last longer than the white eggs.

protect

Speaker 2 (01:50:05.631)
So wait, all eggs come out brown?

That's what my understanding was, I just closed the tab.

Because at the Stanley farm in Nashville where I have tended chickens and I went out and collected the chicken, which is funny because you have to fool the chicken into, I guess they only lay eggs in certain spots and so Deborah will put a fake egg in there so they go, look, there's an egg there, I guess I need to lay an egg there. And they lay their egg there and so I would go get, and it's really kind of weird because when you pick up the eggs, they're warm and you're like.

It feels odd because you're I should go have scrambled eggs right now. And you're like, no, I, no, I just, I'm going have to wait until I forgot that I picked this up right out of the whole thing. but it's yeah, they, and yeah, don't ever Google the diagram of how an egg comes out of a chicken.

don't do it. Sue says, all chickens lay different colored eggs. Yeah. You know what, Sue? I thought about Chris and what he taught us, and I've already forgotten what he taught us because apparently he was wrong. So.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03.64)
So.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11.822)
Who'd Chris choose to what?

on Pac-Ry Unleashed, my day job, crisp eggs and different chicken. Yeah, so they're all saying different colors. So this lady spent like three or four minutes and you're saying that she was wrong, y'all? Okay, well, whatever. So wanna play this one, huh? What do you got?

But there was so they do so because I have no idea they did lay different color.

Brad, I didn't prepare you for this next question. if you had to teach something, Hey, Brad, do a TED Talk on fill in the blank. What would you do? Somebody hand you a microphone. We need a TED Talk. Something, go.

You didn't prepare me for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50.362)
you know that some eggs come out brown and some come out white because the white ones are bleach. It's called anal bleach and that's how they get the the white butt holes from chickens which that's a white butt chicken hole is where the white eggs come from but the the other ones, they don't come from there and anybody got any questions? Good. Alright. Here's my Venmo.

the

the fifth out from the left on the

left on the bottom. So, this video, think is hilarious because dinosaur experts, man, they know so much, right? They, they find, they find one leg bone and they can tell you what that thing ate 300 million years ago. This one right here. This was one of my favorites right here. How dinosaur experts be explaining random facts. The, abolasaurus. They used to wake up at 7 a.m.

can they?

Speaker 1 (01:52:53.1)
and they could see 30 miles so they would look 30 miles in the distance and see what they wanted for breakfast hey and i'm actually glad you asked so based on the bones we could tell that they were waking up at 7 a.m

did you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:05.518)
How did scientists figure out how far they could see?

Man, I'm glad you asked. So as you can see by the bones right there, and then you come to the conclusion based on scientific evidence of the bone. Based on the bones, you can tell this animal had a bite force equivalent of the weight of the earth. Conclusively, on its high legs, it was half the size of the Eiffel Tower, and it weighed 50 millimeters.

I can feel...

Speaker 2 (01:53:33.87)
How do you know that? And maybe don't say bones. there any other, what was there like a?

Speaker 2 (01:53:57.175)
I don't

Speaker 1 (01:54:06.862)
That's like a nude model. is that? That is naked! That's like a Mr. Olympian!

What hold on what are you judging because? Do you think David Geffen might have pictures like that on his computer?

I'm just saying, like.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20.238)
Oh, I know he does. Wait, hold on, and clean up this trash. What are we... I'm sorry, I'm distracted easily. is the Ollibortosaurus. Right here. It's an Ollibortosaurus. It's an Ollibortosaurus. Ollibortosaurus. Other dinosaurs would ride this dinosaur. What? They would all wake up at 8.30 a.m. and they would ride this dinosaur to school. They actually had an education system, which you can tell because of the bones. Because of the bones, right?

All right.

making that up. I think he is. think he just Bradley. I think much like a chicken, he just pulled that out of his ass. I'm looking for anal bleach.

How much it cost?

I don't know. just, came up on my, it popped up on my Facebook feed as like seven years ago. And for whatever reason, there was a, there was a picture of anal bleach on my Facebook page from seven years ago. And I'm going, I do not remember.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17.752)
Take it. Take it from someone who knows. You go to Amazon, you can subscribe and you save 15 percent.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26.05)
I didn't think I would need it.

Sometimes I make myself laugh. This is one of those times.

Look, it's a very serious

huh. wait, am I supposed to? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not putting up a picture.

don't even know where it went and I'm trying to make sure that it wasn't like a false memory.

Speaker 1 (01:55:46.378)
Hey, I'd to help people with good tips and stuff. That's what? When they watch the show. like this guy right here, and that's already closed the tab accidentally, which is quite possible. Let's see, where is my? Where's the thing I was looking for? This guy, this guy, watch this guy. I don't know, man. There's something about the cut of this guy's jib. I don't know what it is. I don't know. He just doesn't look trustworthy. Right? What do you think? This just looks like there's something.

I don't trust about this guy. But anyway, that being said, here are some tips around the house from from this guy. If you add cinnamon and cayenne pepper to your garbage can, then you can repel mice and flies. What? OK, I like it. I like it. I like it. Now, the cinnamon I get because I've tried that with the mouse up in the attic.

Hold on, you, cinnamon and what?

paprika? don't have no idea what he's saying. I really don't know. Cinnamon. Garbage can. then you. hell. And I gotta watch this guy. I think I know what it is. That's the flies. It's gotta be. Anyway, you know what it is? I think it's because he's just staring at me the whole time. Like he's just staring. He like blink bro. Come on. to your garbage can. Then you can repel mice and flies. If you dip a cotton ball in peppermint oil and leave it in your window sill, can repel spiders. Whoa, spider.

get those.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07.958)
What was it? Wait, what was that again? Have we got to repeat everything? Window sill. can repel. What is it? Damn it. What are these? leave it in your window sill. It can repel spiders and ants. If you put bay leaves in your pantry and you can repel weevils and moths. you set. You got a weevil problem over there at the Brad.

you put all of this in your underpants, you'll, it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:42.654)
It really was okay. I did not I didn't I didn't imagine it. It did come up on my facebook memories Yes, because I was like I swear I I Swear I saw it and it did they they facebook sent me this the notification today i'm like why in the hell was that ever on my facebook?

no, you're still talking about the anal bleach?

Speaker 1 (01:58:02.649)
good, did you ever buy that? Was it just reminding you, hey, you got anal bleach in your cart still?

Your payment method failed again.

And you keep getting that alert damn it I need that I'm just speaking from personal experience David get right Okay, One last thing here before we go. I want you to see this video of this guy right here If this happened to me, I don't know that would be laughing You know, I just can't stall much longer here because it's one of these there we go this guy this guy

He does well, you know, I D Y D clean

Speaker 1 (01:58:38.83)
You think, hold on, is this funny to you? Is this funny? Think this is funny, crazy, ice cream guy? Give me my ice cream cup.

You that's funny? Is that funny?

Speaker 2 (01:58:57.07)
It'd be funny if you took that stick and shoved it right through his eye.

Speaker 2 (01:59:07.756)
Walk around for the next 54 years with this hole between your eyes.

Is this funny? There's your ice cream. Wait, wait. my word.

guy's gonna pull out a gun and shoot him.

nice!

Speaker 2 (01:59:25.153)
all over his shirt.

HAHA!

It's all fun and games until they don't pay you. Which is why David Geffen's husband is pissed.

So I guess that's a thing that we do now. We do this ice cream dance apparently. I guess, because I was looking for that video. I accidentally misplaced the link and it took me a while to find it. But when I went looking for it, I ended up finding a lot of videos like that.

of them people.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59.39)
people like doing the whole like uh-huh here take you okay it is very annoying like i don't know if people go to this one guy because they they want to get the the abuse me treatment but here's your feel-good video as we as we head out they're gonna do this to a little kid yeah but it's a feel-good video

Okay, that's stupid and annoying.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20.43)
Yeah! Yes! Kick it! Kick it, kid! Yeah! You think that's funny? I he damages your stupid ice cream cart. That kid's awesome! Oh, you're gonna keep doing that? Then I'm gonna keep kicking and hitting your stupid cart. Yeah, I hope it breaks! That kid's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49.806)
I don't know. I can't see the dude's face on this one. That kid should just... Yeah, just start ripping wires out and get... Total douche canoe! Maybe do it once or twice to the little kid and then let it go, This is... I'm getting in range. Kick it again! Yeah! Yeah, I'm just... It just goes on.

Is this the same dude?

Speaker 2 (02:00:59.502)
because...

Speaker 2 (02:01:05.223)
A douche canoe.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19.342)
I feel much better.

Was that not a feel-good video? I mean, the kid got to beat the living crap out of this, because you know...

feel much better, Because I wanted to

You looking up something there before you buy that anal bleach? You don't want to forget. Just put it in your cart and do it later, man.

It's I have to update the payment method because it keeps kicking me kicking me off of Amazon and hold on. There we go. And where is it? Where is it? That's not it. Damn it. Why does it never do this for me?

Speaker 1 (02:01:51.99)
Hey, just listen. one last tip before we leave here is when you buy your anal bleach, don't do the Walmart plant, man. You don't want to equate anal bleach. You'll regret that. You don't want to equate anal bleach.

to do when it comes to anal bleach, bro. You want you don't want offering I'm leaving have a have a good weekend everybody. Who knows the Viking she may be here next week. I don't know. She thinks she's she's probably still going to be in hospital. It's Europe Socialized Medicine. my gosh. She'll never get out. What am I looking at?

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27.01)
That's for tomorrow.

yes. Tomorrow at 10 AM Eastern, Jeffy and Brad will do the Saturday Morning Live. Don't forget to make sure that you scan Brad's... How do you tell I'm pregnant? I don't know.

I tell them I'm pregnant.

Are you saying well, are you saying that that guy can't be pregnant? You're not like going down that road that mr. Conspiracy theorist that men can't get pregnant part. Are you?

drawing I want to point that out that's what I'm okay okay you're you're enjoying that picture a little too much all right everybody thanks for hanging I forgot to thank Cory for this shirt he brought over to the place this is perfect this is this is a perfect shirt so I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm right signed Keith

Speaker 2 (02:02:54.412)
Very nice cheekbones.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09.41)
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15.992)
Show us your norks.

You know it, baby. See you. Bye. Love you. Bye.